- >You are Shimmer Light.
 - >And you can't find it.
 - >You're currently at the marketplace, and you can't find a single broom.
 - >Not even one.
 - >You desperately need one to be able to clean your house correctly.
 - >Well, you don't technically need to clean your house ever, because no one ever sees it, but you like cleaning around.
 - >You have to make sure your house is always better than everyone else's.
 - >They may never know of your superiority, but you don't really care.
 - >As long as you know...
 - >... Seriously, you've been searching for a broom for quite some time.
 - >Your last broom... broke unexpectedly.
 - >It certainly wasn't thrown against a wall.
 - >... You aren't sure breaking it that way is actually possible...
 - >But it happened, which only heightened your anger.
 - >The extreme lack of brooms is making it even worse.
 - >Why, in a village filled to the brim with dust-collectors, is there not-
 - >Out of the corner of your eye, you see one.
 - >A beautiful, golden-handled broom.
 - >But... it's moving. No, being carried.
 - >It belongs to someone else now.
 - >...
 - >Her.
 - >Hexferry is presumably on her way home, ecstatic about buying such a beauty of a cleaning supply.
 - >Your anger now has a direction.
 - >That's unhealthy.
 - >... But you continue to hate her while also continuing your search.
 - >...
 - >You return to you house after quite the experience.
 - >Apparently, there was some sort of party happening in the marketplace, which made your quest much more difficult than it needed to be.
 - >Then it got dark.
 - >At some point, a pony you couldn't identify due to the darkness tried to wrap their foreleg around you.
 - >Though, they may have just been stretching.
 - >You dodged it nonchalantly, so it never became an actual problem.
 - >... But it was all worth it.
 - >You and your new broom agree it was worth wasting an entire day searching, because your broom is even more amazing than the horrid one Hexferry bought earlier.
 - >Even the things you buy are better than everyone else.