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# BluntTongs-Glory to Arsmothzka

By: mothpone on Dec 13th, 2013 | syntax: None | size: 2.08 KB | hits: 33 | expires: Never
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1. >Live life in Glorious Arstotzka
2. >be Inspector for Ministry of Admission
3. >work at East/West Grestin border checkpoint
4. >new checkpoint will only have Kolech visit
5. >new checkpoint only want Arstotzkan
6. >go work at six
7. >end work at six
9. >Be working
10. "NEXT"
11. >smalled odd-winged horse with robe fly in checkpoint
12. >such thing to be expected with filthy Kolech
13. >what bizzare cosplay
14. >horse not have feelers
15. >odd-winged horse not even in show
16. >fitting in costume with no zipper is feat, though
17. "Papers, please"
18. >'horse' passes documents
19. >passport is Kolechian
20. >passport has picture of small horse
21. >joke getting old
22. >odd-winged horse passes slip of paper
23. >"The Order awaits," small Kolech Cosplayer says
24. >on slip is picture of odd wing
25. >'The Order of the MOTH Wing'
27. >such tomfoolery not tolerated in Arstotzka
28. >place passport under 'Denied'
29. >'CH-THUNK'
30. >give pass and slip back to filthy Kolech
31. >"You will regret this decision," Cosplayer says
32. >filth walks off
33. "NEXT"
34. >be in Glorious Arstotzka
35. >be ten days later
36. >near end of work shift
37. >sudden engine roaring on Arstotzkan side of Grestin
38. >sudden armoured truck smash through guard barricade
39. >+2 soldiers in Glorious Arstotzkan Afterlife
40. >truck stop
41. >four Cosplayers step out
42. >two take aim at last guard
43. >other two take bomb to Grestin Wall
44. >you reach for key to rifle case
45. >fumble
46. >lose key in darkness of booth
47. >bomb is set
48. >+1 to Afterlife
49. >two firearms pointed in your direction
50. >bomb explodes
51. >wall is compromised
52. >millions of disgusting Kolech in strange horse costume flutter in
53. >is miracle wings do not give out to Kolech obesity
54. >begin to question if really costume
55. >taken by two "Cosplayers" away from booth at gunpoint
56. >Arstotzka taken over by moth-pony
57. >be week after
58. >called to trial
59. >you are deemed guilty of treason by the new Order
60. >you had failed to complete a simple task
61. >letting in that agent
62. >you are sentenced to twenty years of labour,
63. >ten years of public service,
64. >five years of solitary confinement,
65. >and death by mothpony brothelwork
66. >such is life in Glorious Arsmothzka
67. >Glory to Arsmothzka

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>Live life in Glorious Arstotzka >be Inspector for Ministry of Admission >work at East/West Grestin border checkpoint >new checkpoint will only have Kolech visit >new checkpoint only want Arstotzkan >go work at six >end work at six >Be working "NEXT" >smalled odd-winged horse with robe fly in checkpoint >such thing to be expected with filthy Kolech >what bizzare cosplay >horse not have feelers >odd-winged horse not even in show >fitting in costume with no zipper is feat, though "Papers, please" >'horse' passes documents >passport is Kolechian >passport has picture of small horse >joke getting old >odd-winged horse passes slip of paper >"The Order awaits," small Kolech Cosplayer says >on slip is picture of odd wing >'The Order of the MOTH Wing' >such tomfoolery not tolerated in Arstotzka >place passport under 'Denied' >'CH-THUNK' >give pass and slip back to filthy Kolech >"You will regret this decision," Cosplayer says >filth walks off "NEXT" >be in Glorious Arstotzka >be ten days later >near end of work shift >sudden engine roaring on Arstotzkan side of Grestin >sudden armoured truck smash through guard barricade >+2 soldiers in Glorious Arstotzkan Afterlife >truck stop >four Cosplayers step out >two take aim at last guard >other two take bomb to Grestin Wall >you reach for key to rifle case >fumble >lose key in darkness of booth >bomb is set >+1 to Afterlife >two firearms pointed in your direction >bomb explodes >wall is compromised >millions of disgusting Kolech in strange horse costume flutter in >is miracle wings do not give out to Kolech obesity >begin to question if really costume >taken by two "Cosplayers" away from booth at gunpoint >Arstotzka taken over by moth-pony >be week after >called to trial >you are deemed guilty of treason by the new Order >you had failed to complete a simple task >letting in that agent >you are sentenced to twenty years of labour, >ten years of public service, >five years of solitary confinement, >and death by mothpony brothelwork >such is life in Glorious Arsmothzka >Glory to Arsmothzka