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# Funny Valentine-Mint Shenanigans

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1. Act 1
3. >Day another night in Equestria
4. >So it’s not a day in a sense but still
5. >Sitting on the computer (thank god for Celestias magical powers of pulling off bullshit and an internet connection) with the glow from the screen lighting your small house
6. >Was supposed to go to sleep but got stuck reading creepypasta
7. >That’s all right, screw sleep anyways
8. *SLAM
9. >Calmly and in a perfectly controlled manner flip your shit and panic
10. Owww…
11. >wait, that sounds like a pony. You unflip your shits and walk to the door, no need to be scared of ponyfolk
12. >You open the door and are about to yell at the pony for giving you a heart attack when you stop and stare at the pony sprawled on your porch rubbing her nose with a small dust cloud floating around her
13. >Cyan mane, white fluffy parts, orange things on the ponies head, weird butterfly wings on pony
14. >Now that’s a weird pony
15. >Before you have the chance to say anything the pony seems to come to and look at you and then at the doorway
16. >Oh look ma no pupils?
17. >The pony darts into your house and there is another crash
18. >You quickly turn and go see what happened
19. >The pony crashed your screen and now it is on the floor
20. >”MY SCREEN!” you scream and rush to survey the damage
21. >As you are making sure your screen is not damaged the pony thing seems to get up from your floor
22. “Sorry about that, it was just so bright and I could not help myself”
23. >The pony says this and turns to you, tilts her, judging by the voice, head to the side and closes one of her eyes and extends some of her tongue
24. “Te-he”
25. >You glare at the thing that is now looking a bit cute but still not enough to not make you angry
26. >”Don’t you te-he me you, you…”
27. >Before you have the chance to finish the moth pony thing interrupts you while giving you a smile
28. “Minty”
29. >”What?”
30. “I’m Minty. Nice to meet you”
31. >”Yes it seems that way… so why are you in my house?” you question of the fluffy invader
32. “Well, I was just going out to find some beautiful flowers filled with sweet nectar goodness when I was simply captivated by that beautiful glow coming out of your window, and before I knew it I had flown against your window”
33. >The moth pony keeps on talking how light attracted her and she had no control of her body
34. >Her hips moved on their own and now here she is
35. >You gave up on listening anymore and started to put your setup back together
36. >The pony seems to have quieted too and stares at you with her tongue, very long tongue, out and rolled like a butterflies… long drinking organ thingy
37. >As the screen comes back online you notice that the pony seems to straighten up a bit, and her orange antennae seem to bend a bit more sharply forward and her ears perk up as she seems hypnotized by the screen
38. >You walk to your door and hold it open
39. >”Ok Minty, now if you excuse me I need to get back to doing stuff so, goodbye for now”
40. >The pony does not react, she has moved close to your screen and just stares at it while sitting down
41. >Your patience is growing thin
42. >You walk up to the pony and try to nudge her
43. >She seems very strongly rooted to the floor
44. >So you lift her up
45. >Wow she’s warm and soft
46. >Calm now D, this is not a moment of giving
47. >Minty seems to still be starring at the screen
48. >You start to walk towards the door
49. “Nooohh…”
50. >A small sound of disapproval from Minty as she tries to get out of your hold
51. >She starts to flap her wings and struggle now
52. >Boy she’s actually strong
53. >You carry the flapping and disapproving moth pony and flip her out on the porch and slam the door shut before she has the time to react.
54. “Noooh let me back in”
55. >There’s a sound of a hoof scratching against your door and the sounds of wings-a-flappin’
56. >You quickly turn off the monitor
57. “Nooooh the light…”
58. >”Light is kill go home Minty” you yell out as you get some black trash bags and duct tape
59. >You hear the somewhat sad sound of wing flapping as you make sure that no more light escapes out of the windows while you continue to read creepypasta
60. >Now you kind of regret sending the thing away
61. >Hopefully you will meet her again
63. Act 2
65. >Day another day in Equestria which is in fact the evening
66. >Evening as in evening for you, late night for everyone else
67. “More nectar?”
68. >Minty is visiting again
69. >After your first run-in she has become a regular in your house
70. >She says it’s to pass time with her new friend
71. >And currently the two of you have no idea what to do
72. >It has been like this for a small while now, both of you sitting down on your huge couch and not saying anything in the dimly lit room
73. >can’t go flipping off to much light or Minty is going to be staring at lamps-lala-land
74. >You do not feel like playing Fallout 3 while Minty watches, too many supermutants fucking up your day there
75. >Should not have blown up Megaton, Damn Tenpenny doctor is always in god knows where when you need more Stimpaks
76. >Tough Minty seems to like the game for whatever reasons
77. >Anyways something to do, something to do, damn it feels like your head is going to whistle out steam any moment now
78. “You don’t have to struggle so hard Anon”
79. >”Umm, what Minty? What struggle?”
80. “You don’t have to think up constant activities to pass the time for me”
81. >…damn, it must have been really obvious on your face
82. >”Did I look that troubled?”
83. >Minty lifts her hoof to her mouth and giggles a bit
84. >Dammit that is cute how her closed eyes seem like they are smiling
85. >Control your cuteness sensor Anon, you do not need the Diabeetus now
86. “I’m perfectly happy just spending time with you like this”
87. >Well, that’s cool and also you need to control your mind to not intercept that as a sign of affection
88. >Nothing against putting your dick in it but you don’t want to scare off this rare chance to be friends with a mothpony
89. >Speaking of her she seems to have scooted closer to you while you were inside your head and is now flexing her wings
90. >You stare at her with curiosity to see what happens next
91. >Minty bends her antennae forward and down a bit, and start to wipe them with her front hoofs
92. >Awww she is cleaning her orange sensory things
93. >She notices you starring at her and stares back, almost as if she is asking you what you are looking at
94. >”Um, uh, I was just looking at you cleaning yourself because it was cute”
95. >Minty smiles and thanks you, but then she looks at you with a look in her eyes you could probably describe as bedroom eyes
96. “So, you think I look cute Anon?”
97. >Fuck, you did say that.
98. >If you were a manly man this would be the time to flash her a killer smile and swoop her off her feet
99. >But sadly your confidence is nowhere near that level and you are a bit shy when it comes to this
100. >You blame human women for this, damn them and their scorn when the popular girls in class noticed you starring at you, god forbid when you tried to smile to them
101. >The laughs, they still sting
102. >”No, but what I mean is, well yes I did say-“
103. >At this point Mintys Bedroom eyes have taken more friendly tone
104. >You scramble a bit as you get up from the couch
105. >”-anyways yeah so let’s just, hey Minty how about we-“
106. >You bump against your Stereo system
107. >Bless Celestia for free awesome shit
108. >Suddenly the house is blasted with music
109. >In this case, I’m Gonna Be, Gareth Nevin Remix
110. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym2FggBe2B4
111. >You are about to turn it off but you notice Minty is paying a lot of attention to the music
112. >She starts to sway her head from side to side a bit with the tune
113. >It actually looks very neat with her Antennae swaying with her, swinging from side to side in the air
114. >”You like this?”
115. >Minty turns to you and nods, and jumps down from the couch, and lifts her left front hoof and right rear hoof up into the air
116. >Before you get the chance to even wonder what she is doing she stomps her raised hoofs down while lifting the opposing ones
117. >And starts stomping to the beat cutely
118. “You too Anon” Minty says with delight in her voice
119. >Why not, you join her and awkwardly stomp with the music
120. >Rest of the evening is spend with you sharing all sorts of music from the human world to Minty
121. >That night you dream of thousands of moth ponies marching to that 500 miles song all over the place
123. Act 3
125. >Day visiting Mintys house
126. >The two of you have known each other for a while now and Minty has invited you to her house for a chance and to sample some of her nectar collection
127. >That stuff is really, really good
128. >Minty has been bringing you some every now and then
129. >Also this is the perfect chance to find out for once and for all if Minty thinks of you as something more than friends
130. >When she greeted you she did not seem any more dolled up than normally
131. >And the beginning of the evening did not hint anything
132. >That’s cool, she’s an awesome pony to have as a friend
133. >She showed you her house and surprisingly it was not a cocoon
134. >Although there is a lot of silk in her house
135. >You wondered if silk comes out of her butt and almost got caught starring
136. >Anyways the two of you have now been sampling for a while now
137. >She also has some tasty snacks for you, which is cool nom nom
138. “And here is one of my prized possessions in my collection, nectar from a very rare flower that only grows in the Everfree forest and blooms during the full moon”
139. >Minty starts to flutter down with a cool looking glass jar in her hoofs and sits down next to you on her couch while setting the jar dawn
140. >The jar looks pristine and untouched; she should not open up a new jar of some rare stuff just for you
141. >And honestly your taste buds are not as great for tasting nectars like moths must have
142. >Minty has been going on and on about different flavors but you mostly can’t tell some apart from each other
143. >”Minty, don’t tell me you’re in mint condition”
144. >…
145. >…
146. >Wait wait wait that did not come out right, you feel your cheeks burning up
147. >You were supposed to say that’s, not you’re but that’s oh crap
148. >Ok, ok, maybe that word is alien to Minty and she has no ide- OH look she’s getting a sly smile on her face yup
149. “Oh why Anon, were you thinking about opening the package and making some nectar of your own?”
150. >Minty moves very close to you and whispers into your ear
151. “Spermmint flavour?”
152. >welp
153. >Her antennae gently caress and brush your face as she pulls her head back a bit and gazes into your eyes with those gray sexy bedroom eyes of hers sweet lord above your dick just twitched
154. >”I ahh… It was a slip of the tongue, honest!”
155. “Are you sure? You know…”
156. >What what what Minty is pushing you against the couch and is now on top of you ok great
157. “My nectar tastes very sweet…”
158. >Oh god that voice certainly dripped with a lot of sweetness
159. >You can imagine something else that is most likely dripping oh jeez oh boy oh jeez
160. >Minty feels very warm on top of you
161. >Damn her and her fluff and good smell and cuteness and stuff along those lines
162. >You heart is beating fast
163. >There is no mistaking that look, you might be a lot of things but there is no mistaking bedroom eyes of that caliber, especially mixed in with that sort of a seducing tone of voice
164. >There is only one way
165. >Years of anime has prepared you for this
166. >You are going to handle this like all those manly men in your Japanese cartoons
167. >There is only one way
168. >You pussy out like an anime protagonist
169. >Your mind filled with panic, you run out of the door
170. >Suddenly your mind is filled with images of a crying Minty feeling heartbroken, crying after being turned down
171. >Like a dagger to the heart you might or might not have, it makes you turn around while running
172. >Nope, Minty is there, looking at you from her doorway, smiling with her eyes closed in that smiling manner and waving at you with one of her hoofs
173. “I’m not giving up Anon”
174. >Ah, such a peculiar feeling running trough you as your heart warms up, your dick facepalms with your left testicle at your sperglordness galore and you manage to trip on a root you did not see while running backwards
175. >Purely genius to keep moving and not look where you go
176. >Things are going to be interesting from now on

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Act 1 >Day another night in Equestria >So it’s not a day in a sense but still >Sitting on the computer (thank god for Celestias magical powers of pulling off bullshit and an internet connection) with the glow from the screen lighting your small house >Was supposed to go to sleep but got stuck reading creepypasta >That’s all right, screw sleep anyways *SLAM >Calmly and in a perfectly controlled manner flip your shit and panic Owww… >wait, that sounds like a pony. You unflip your shits and walk to the door, no need to be scared of ponyfolk >You open the door and are about to yell at the pony for giving you a heart attack when you stop and stare at the pony sprawled on your porch rubbing her nose with a small dust cloud floating around her >Cyan mane, white fluffy parts, orange things on the ponies head, weird butterfly wings on pony >Now that’s a weird pony >Before you have the chance to say anything the pony seems to come to and look at you and then at the doorway >Oh look ma no pupils? >The pony darts into your house and there is another crash >You quickly turn and go see what happened >The pony crashed your screen and now it is on the floor >”MY SCREEN!” you scream and rush to survey the damage >As you are making sure your screen is not damaged the pony thing seems to get up from your floor “Sorry about that, it was just so bright and I could not help myself” >The pony says this and turns to you, tilts her, judging by the voice, head to the side and closes one of her eyes and extends some of her tongue “Te-he” >You glare at the thing that is now looking a bit cute but still not enough to not make you angry >”Don’t you te-he me you, you…” >Before you have the chance to finish the moth pony thing interrupts you while giving you a smile “Minty” >”What?” “I’m Minty. Nice to meet you” >”Yes it seems that way… so why are you in my house?” you question of the fluffy invader “Well, I was just going out to find some beautiful flowers filled with sweet nectar goodness when I was simply captivated by that beautiful glow coming out of your window, and before I knew it I had flown against your window” >The moth pony keeps on talking how light attracted her and she had no control of her body >Her hips moved on their own and now here she is >You gave up on listening anymore and started to put your setup back together >The pony seems to have quieted too and stares at you with her tongue, very long tongue, out and rolled like a butterflies… long drinking organ thingy >As the screen comes back online you notice that the pony seems to straighten up a bit, and her orange antennae seem to bend a bit more sharply forward and her ears perk up as she seems hypnotized by the screen >You walk to your door and hold it open >”Ok Minty, now if you excuse me I need to get back to doing stuff so, goodbye for now” >The pony does not react, she has moved close to your screen and just stares at it while sitting down >Your patience is growing thin >You walk up to the pony and try to nudge her >She seems very strongly rooted to the floor >So you lift her up >Wow she’s warm and soft >Calm now D, this is not a moment of giving >Minty seems to still be starring at the screen >You start to walk towards the door “Nooohh…” >A small sound of disapproval from Minty as she tries to get out of your hold >She starts to flap her wings and struggle now >Boy she’s actually strong >You carry the flapping and disapproving moth pony and flip her out on the porch and slam the door shut before she has the time to react. “Noooh let me back in” >There’s a sound of a hoof scratching against your door and the sounds of wings-a-flappin’ >You quickly turn off the monitor “Nooooh the light…” >”Light is kill go home Minty” you yell out as you get some black trash bags and duct tape >You hear the somewhat sad sound of wing flapping as you make sure that no more light escapes out of the windows while you continue to read creepypasta >Now you kind of regret sending the thing away >Hopefully you will meet her again Act 2 >Day another day in Equestria which is in fact the evening >Evening as in evening for you, late night for everyone else “More nectar?” >Minty is visiting again >After your first run-in she has become a regular in your house >She says it’s to pass time with her new friend >And currently the two of you have no idea what to do >It has been like this for a small while now, both of you sitting down on your huge couch and not saying anything in the dimly lit room >can’t go flipping off to much light or Minty is going to be staring at lamps-lala-land >You do not feel like playing Fallout 3 while Minty watches, too many supermutants fucking up your day there >Should not have blown up Megaton, Damn Tenpenny doctor is always in god knows where when you need more Stimpaks >Tough Minty seems to like the game for whatever reasons >Anyways something to do, something to do, damn it feels like your head is going to whistle out steam any moment now “You don’t have to struggle so hard Anon” >”Umm, what Minty? What struggle?” “You don’t have to think up constant activities to pass the time for me” >…damn, it must have been really obvious on your face >”Did I look that troubled?” >Minty lifts her hoof to her mouth and giggles a bit >Dammit that is cute how her closed eyes seem like they are smiling >Control your cuteness sensor Anon, you do not need the Diabeetus now “I’m perfectly happy just spending time with you like this” >Well, that’s cool and also you need to control your mind to not intercept that as a sign of affection >Nothing against putting your dick in it but you don’t want to scare off this rare chance to be friends with a mothpony >Speaking of her she seems to have scooted closer to you while you were inside your head and is now flexing her wings >You stare at her with curiosity to see what happens next >Minty bends her antennae forward and down a bit, and start to wipe them with her front hoofs >Awww she is cleaning her orange sensory things >She notices you starring at her and stares back, almost as if she is asking you what you are looking at >”Um, uh, I was just looking at you cleaning yourself because it was cute” >Minty smiles and thanks you, but then she looks at you with a look in her eyes you could probably describe as bedroom eyes “So, you think I look cute Anon?” >Fuck, you did say that. >If you were a manly man this would be the time to flash her a killer smile and swoop her off her feet >But sadly your confidence is nowhere near that level and you are a bit shy when it comes to this >You blame human women for this, damn them and their scorn when the popular girls in class noticed you starring at you, god forbid when you tried to smile to them >The laughs, they still sting >”No, but what I mean is, well yes I did say-“ >At this point Mintys Bedroom eyes have taken more friendly tone >You scramble a bit as you get up from the couch >”-anyways yeah so let’s just, hey Minty how about we-“ >You bump against your Stereo system >Bless Celestia for free awesome shit >Suddenly the house is blasted with music >In this case, I’m Gonna Be, Gareth Nevin Remix http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym2FggBe2B4 >You are about to turn it off but you notice Minty is paying a lot of attention to the music >She starts to sway her head from side to side a bit with the tune >It actually looks very neat with her Antennae swaying with her, swinging from side to side in the air >”You like this?” >Minty turns to you and nods, and jumps down from the couch, and lifts her left front hoof and right rear hoof up into the air >Before you get the chance to even wonder what she is doing she stomps her raised hoofs down while lifting the opposing ones >And starts stomping to the beat cutely “You too Anon” Minty says with delight in her voice >Why not, you join her and awkwardly stomp with the music >Rest of the evening is spend with you sharing all sorts of music from the human world to Minty >That night you dream of thousands of moth ponies marching to that 500 miles song all over the place Act 3 >Day visiting Mintys house >The two of you have known each other for a while now and Minty has invited you to her house for a chance and to sample some of her nectar collection >That stuff is really, really good >Minty has been bringing you some every now and then >Also this is the perfect chance to find out for once and for all if Minty thinks of you as something more than friends >When she greeted you she did not seem any more dolled up than normally >And the beginning of the evening did not hint anything >That’s cool, she’s an awesome pony to have as a friend >She showed you her house and surprisingly it was not a cocoon >Although there is a lot of silk in her house >You wondered if silk comes out of her butt and almost got caught starring >Anyways the two of you have now been sampling for a while now >She also has some tasty snacks for you, which is cool nom nom “And here is one of my prized possessions in my collection, nectar from a very rare flower that only grows in the Everfree forest and blooms during the full moon” >Minty starts to flutter down with a cool looking glass jar in her hoofs and sits down next to you on her couch while setting the jar dawn >The jar looks pristine and untouched; she should not open up a new jar of some rare stuff just for you >And honestly your taste buds are not as great for tasting nectars like moths must have >Minty has been going on and on about different flavors but you mostly can’t tell some apart from each other >”Minty, don’t tell me you’re in mint condition” >… >… >Wait wait wait that did not come out right, you feel your cheeks burning up >You were supposed to say that’s, not you’re but that’s oh crap >Ok, ok, maybe that word is alien to Minty and she has no ide- OH look she’s getting a sly smile on her face yup “Oh why Anon, were you thinking about opening the package and making some nectar of your own?” >Minty moves very close to you and whispers into your ear “Spermmint flavour?” >welp >Her antennae gently caress and brush your face as she pulls her head back a bit and gazes into your eyes with those gray sexy bedroom eyes of hers sweet lord above your dick just twitched >”I ahh… It was a slip of the tongue, honest!” “Are you sure? You know…” >What what what Minty is pushing you against the couch and is now on top of you ok great “My nectar tastes very sweet…” >Oh god that voice certainly dripped with a lot of sweetness >You can imagine something else that is most likely dripping oh jeez oh boy oh jeez >Minty feels very warm on top of you >Damn her and her fluff and good smell and cuteness and stuff along those lines >You heart is beating fast >There is no mistaking that look, you might be a lot of things but there is no mistaking bedroom eyes of that caliber, especially mixed in with that sort of a seducing tone of voice >There is only one way >Years of anime has prepared you for this >You are going to handle this like all those manly men in your Japanese cartoons >There is only one way >You pussy out like an anime protagonist >Your mind filled with panic, you run out of the door >Suddenly your mind is filled with images of a crying Minty feeling heartbroken, crying after being turned down >Like a dagger to the heart you might or might not have, it makes you turn around while running >Nope, Minty is there, looking at you from her doorway, smiling with her eyes closed in that smiling manner and waving at you with one of her hoofs “I’m not giving up Anon” >Ah, such a peculiar feeling running trough you as your heart warms up, your dick facepalms with your left testicle at your sperglordness galore and you manage to trip on a root you did not see while running backwards >Purely genius to keep moving and not look where you go >Things are going to be interesting from now on