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# Breakfast - Brooms

By: mothpone on Mar 8th, 2014 | syntax: None | size: 1.94 KB | hits: 47 | expires: Never
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1. >You are Shimmer Light.
2. >And you can't find it.
3. >You're currently at the marketplace, and you can't find a single broom.
4. >Not even one.
5. >You desperately need one to be able to clean your house correctly.
6. >Well, you don't technically need to clean your house ever, because no one ever sees it, but you like cleaning around.
7. >You have to make sure your house is always better than everyone else's.
8. >They may never know of your superiority, but you don't really care.
9. >As long as you know...
10. >... Seriously, you've been searching for a broom for quite some time.
11. >Your last broom... broke unexpectedly.
12. >It certainly wasn't thrown against a wall.
13. >... You aren't sure breaking it that way is actually possible...
14. >But it happened, which only heightened your anger.
15. >The extreme lack of brooms is making it even worse.
16. >Why, in a village filled to the brim with dust-collectors, is there not-
17. >Out of the corner of your eye, you see one.
18. >A beautiful, golden-handled broom.
19. >But... it's moving. No, being carried.
20. >It belongs to someone else now.
21. >...
22. >Her.
23. >Hexferry is presumably on her way home, ecstatic about buying such a beauty of a cleaning supply.
24. >Your anger now has a direction.
25. >That's unhealthy.
26. >... But you continue to hate her while also continuing your search.
27. >...
28. >You return to you house after quite the experience.
29. >Apparently, there was some sort of party happening in the marketplace, which made your quest much more difficult than it needed to be.
30. >Then it got dark.
31. >At some point, a pony you couldn't identify due to the darkness tried to wrap their foreleg around you.
32. >Though, they may have just been stretching.
33. >You dodged it nonchalantly, so it never became an actual problem.
34. >... But it was all worth it.
35. >You and your new broom agree it was worth wasting an entire day searching, because your broom is even more amazing than the horrid one Hexferry bought earlier.
36. >Even the things you buy are better than everyone else.

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>You are Shimmer Light. >And you can't find it. >You're currently at the marketplace, and you can't find a single broom. >Not even one. >You desperately need one to be able to clean your house correctly. >Well, you don't technically need to clean your house ever, because no one ever sees it, but you like cleaning around. >You have to make sure your house is always better than everyone else's. >They may never know of your superiority, but you don't really care. >As long as you know... >... Seriously, you've been searching for a broom for quite some time. >Your last broom... broke unexpectedly. >It certainly wasn't thrown against a wall. >... You aren't sure breaking it that way is actually possible... >But it happened, which only heightened your anger. >The extreme lack of brooms is making it even worse. >Why, in a village filled to the brim with dust-collectors, is there not- >Out of the corner of your eye, you see one. >A beautiful, golden-handled broom. >But... it's moving. No, being carried. >It belongs to someone else now. >... >Her. >Hexferry is presumably on her way home, ecstatic about buying such a beauty of a cleaning supply. >Your anger now has a direction. >That's unhealthy. >... But you continue to hate her while also continuing your search. >... >You return to you house after quite the experience. >Apparently, there was some sort of party happening in the marketplace, which made your quest much more difficult than it needed to be. >Then it got dark. >At some point, a pony you couldn't identify due to the darkness tried to wrap their foreleg around you. >Though, they may have just been stretching. >You dodged it nonchalantly, so it never became an actual problem. >... But it was all worth it. >You and your new broom agree it was worth wasting an entire day searching, because your broom is even more amazing than the horrid one Hexferry bought earlier. >Even the things you buy are better than everyone else.