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# Breakfast - Muffins!

By: mothpone on Feb 18th, 2014 | syntax: None | size: 1.95 KB | hits: 46 | expires: Never
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1. >For the first time in quite a while, you woke up with no mothpony in your arms.
2. >Your brain couldn't handle the odd situation.
3. >In hindsight, it was somewhat sad.
4. >Sad, meaning pathetic.
5. >You freaked out.
6. >Badly.
7. >Like, hyperventilating.
8. >You thought she might have just up and left.
9. >Turns out, a quick depressed trip to the kitchen later, she was making breakfast for you.
10. >You were ecstatic when you saw her.
11. >... Then you had to explain the situation.
12. >She mocked you a bit for it.
13. >But you still don't care.
14. >You're just glad she's here.
15. >...
16. >Goodness, you really need to control your reactions to things.
17. >That was way too much.
18. >All of her stuff was still here, why would that indicate her being gone?
19. >Your mind skipped every level of Happening.
20. >Back to the muffins.
21. >Chocolate Chip, by the way.
22. >She even got a glass of milk for you.
23. >Then immediately told you to just drink the milk, not dip the muffins in it.
24. >... Sadly, that was your plan.
25. >Maybe you're predictable.
26. >Maybe it was just meant as an insult.
27. >Either way, you laughed awkwardly.
28. >You rolled really low on your Bluff check.
29. >Currently, you're finishing off the last muffin and the last bit of milk.
30. >They were really good.
31. >You feel a hoof on your shoulder.
32. >Your eyes meet hers.
33. >...
34. >One stomach-pump session later, she pulls away from you.
35. >"Delicious. See, that's how cooking it done."
36. >You smirk.
37. >She thought you didn't notice.
38. "Shimmer, the only muffin mix in this house is Just-add-water."
39. >She deflates a little, then groans.
40. >She gets off her chair and leaves the room.
41. >You just sit there in silence.
42. >... Well, it seems breakfast is done for today.
43. >...
44. >Wait, you didn't even thank her for the muffins!
45. >All you did was prove they were easy to make, you didn't say anything about how she went out of her way to make them for you.
46. >... Now you feel bad.
47. >You have to fix that.
48. >Like, now.
49. "H-hey, Shimmer, wait up!"
50. >She went left... right?
51. >Dang it, Anon.

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>For the first time in quite a while, you woke up with no mothpony in your arms. >Your brain couldn't handle the odd situation. >In hindsight, it was somewhat sad. >Sad, meaning pathetic. >You freaked out. >Badly. >Like, hyperventilating. >You thought she might have just up and left. >Turns out, a quick depressed trip to the kitchen later, she was making breakfast for you. >You were ecstatic when you saw her. >... Then you had to explain the situation. >She mocked you a bit for it. >But you still don't care. >You're just glad she's here. >... >Goodness, you really need to control your reactions to things. >That was way too much. >All of her stuff was still here, why would that indicate her being gone? >Your mind skipped every level of Happening. >Back to the muffins. >Chocolate Chip, by the way. >She even got a glass of milk for you. >Then immediately told you to just drink the milk, not dip the muffins in it. >... Sadly, that was your plan. >Maybe you're predictable. >Maybe it was just meant as an insult. >Either way, you laughed awkwardly. >You rolled really low on your Bluff check. >Currently, you're finishing off the last muffin and the last bit of milk. >They were really good. >You feel a hoof on your shoulder. >Your eyes meet hers. >... >One stomach-pump session later, she pulls away from you. >"Delicious. See, that's how cooking it done." >You smirk. >She thought you didn't notice. "Shimmer, the only muffin mix in this house is Just-add-water." >She deflates a little, then groans. >She gets off her chair and leaves the room. >You just sit there in silence. >... Well, it seems breakfast is done for today. >... >Wait, you didn't even thank her for the muffins! >All you did was prove they were easy to make, you didn't say anything about how she went out of her way to make them for you. >... Now you feel bad. >You have to fix that. >Like, now. "H-hey, Shimmer, wait up!" >She went left... right? >Dang it, Anon.