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# BluntTongs->Flashlight

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1. >Day HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE in Ponyville
2. >you are Anonymous
3. >you are walking home from the shop, just after dusk
4. >you didn't go out for anything too special
5. >running out of batteries, and your own flashlight being in dubious quality, you decided to just go buy a new flashlight
6. >you are now the proud owner of a Maglite LED flashlight
7. >christ, this thing is huge
8. >four inches wide, and twelve inches long, the light is comparatively large to your tiny chain-flashlight
9. >there's probably a dick joke in there somewhere
11. >as you chuckle at your monumentous wit, there's a small rustling of leaves to your left
12. >it's too dark to get a good look at it
13. >well, it'd be a shame to let a good flashlight waste away
14. >you whip out your flashlight and shine it towards the offending sound
15. >there's a bush
16. >inside the bush is...
17. "Virgo?"
19. >the white mothpony just stares back
20. >...
21. "Er, can I help you?"
22. >Virgo is fucking weird sometimes
23. >just yesterday, he was telling you about his love for lights
24. >sure, they can be pretty, but seriously
25. >even for a mothpony, this guy right here...
26. >"...No, I can handle it on my own."
27. >he continues to stare at you with his dark, endless eyes
28. "Oh, alright then!"
30. >you don't care what he meant by that
31. >being alone with him kinda creeps you out
32. >your pace quickens slightly
33. >...'kinda' might be an understatement
34. >as you reach home, you quickly get the keys out and unlock the door
35. >you race inside, slamming the door and deadbolting it
36. >good GOD that guy is creepy
37. >but you have no need to be worried now; everything is fine
38. >you head upstairs to bed, still rather shaken
39. >you dress for bed
40. >it's gonna be a long night
42. ---------------------------------------------------
43. >You wake up
44. >it's midnight, according to your clock
45. >*knock* *knock*
46. >goddamnit
47. >*knockknockknock*
48. >you get up to answer, resisting the urge to shout profanities at the asshole who thought this was a good idea
49. "I'm coming, I'm coming, don't break the door down..."
50. >you remove the deadbolt and peer out into the darkness
51. "Hel-"
53. >you're knocked over by a huge fuzzy mass hitting you in the chest
54. >dazed, the weight is lifted suddenly, and you hear the door shut and locked up
55. >you can make out a blurry form of a white pony with it's wings flared
56. >Virgo
57. "What is the mea-"
58. >Virgo shoves a hoof into your mouth
59. >"Shh. It'll all be over soon."
61. >Fuck
62. >he's gonna kill you
63. >well, at least he isn't gonna rape you
64. >seriously though
65. >fuck this town
67. >Virgo drags you upstairs, careful not to smash your head on the stairs too hard
68. >you would fight back, but you just don't have the energy for it, nor the strength
69. >as you reach your room, he heaves you onto the bed
70. >"You've got to be the heaviest thing I've ever carried."
71. >this is really helping your self-esteem
73. >"Now, where is that lubricant..."
74. >the hell kind of question is tha-
75. >oh
76. >OH
77. >Fuck everything
79. "God damn it Virgo, get out of my house!"
81. >"No."
83. >it was worth a shot
84. >he pulls out of his chest-fluff a bottle of lube
85. >you don't even question it
86. >"I hope you love lights as much as I do, Anon...," Virgo says softly
87. "And what is THAT supposed to mean?"
89. >he reaches over to your nightstand an holds up the flashlight you got earlier
90. >...why did it have to be so big?
91. >you consider jumping out the window and breaking your neck
92. >that would be better than to be anally violated with your own torch
93. >why can't everything just be normal for one day around here?
94. >he removes your boxers and flips you over
95. >"Alright, relax."
96. >you feel cold metal against your rectum
97. >you tense
98. >"I said..."
99. >ohshit
100. >"Re.."
101. >Virgo gets a tighter grip on the light
102. >"...LAX!"
103. >he rams it up your asshole, pain surging throughout your body
104. >this has not been one of your better nights
106. >fucking hell
107. >it's almost all the way up there
108. >the pain is nigh unbearable
109. >at least he used lube
110. >"Now, I want you to say, 'I want your big cock in my ass!,' got it?"
111. >whut
112. "How about I DON'T say that?"
114. >Virgo responds by pulling the torch out a bit, and ramming it back in again
116. "...Aahhh..ah..ow..."
118. >"Say it!"
120. "I...I want your big cock in my ass!"
121. >welp, there goes your man card
122. >"That's better..."
123. >he pulls the horrible illumination device all the way out
124. >your penis throbs a bit
125. >huh, that's funny
126. >when did all this bloodflow to your crotch start
128. >Virgo flutters up on top of you, his massive black and yellow-tipped shlong hanging out, throbbing
129. >you save him the effort of speaking and get to sucking
130. >you take his head in your mouth, gently using your tongue to massage the underside of the tip
131. >"H-heh...tha-Aht's a good boy..."
132. >his composure is slipping a bit
133. >you take more of him in, fighting your nonexistant gag reflex
134. >all those times helping Spike cook really paid off
135. >it's all the way into your mouth
136. >Virgo's pulsing stamen is wrapped in the warm embrace of your throat
137. >you pull your head back and forth
138. >Virgo looks like he's about to cum
139. >heh, what a terrible rapist
140. >can't even go five minutes without ejaculating
141. >maybe he'll quit if he blows it early
142. >you pull his erect cock out of your mouth, and start massaging it with your hands
143. >"Nnng...Ah!...Mmmh..."
144. >so much for that calm, controlled demeanor
145. >you prepare to end this
146. >"Gha..Ah..Mmph!"
147. >you work your hands faster
148. >he's so close
149. "WHERE'S THAT GLORIOUS CUMSHOT?!"
150. >"HHNG-"
151. >yup, that did it
152. >"A-Ah...AH...," is all Virgo can say as he sprays his hot fluids all over your face
154. >he flops down beside you in euphoria
155. >he smiles a happy, half-lidded kind of grin
156. >...he looks kind of cute when he does that
157. >"T-thanks, Anon..."
158. >he drifts off to slumberland
159. >d'awww
160. >for someone that just technically raped you a couple minutes ago, he's very...
161. >...nice.
162. >maybe he was just grumpy he couldn't find a mate?
163. >either way, though...
164. >you still enjoyed it
165. >and to think, just minutes ago you found him disturbing as hell
166. >...Only in Equestria will you find a rapist you actually like
168. ------------------------------------------------
170. "...why did you use the flashlight?"
171. >"Because I knew I would cum within a couple seconds."
172. "Couldn't you have just brought a dildo or something?"
173. >"But then it wouldn't have been as absurd!"
174. >Humorous
175. >Your kind of guy
176. >you can see this 'relationship' lasting a long while...
178. [END]

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>Day HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL VIOLENCE in Ponyville >you are Anonymous >you are walking home from the shop, just after dusk >you didn't go out for anything too special >running out of batteries, and your own flashlight being in dubious quality, you decided to just go buy a new flashlight >you are now the proud owner of a Maglite LED flashlight >christ, this thing is huge >four inches wide, and twelve inches long, the light is comparatively large to your tiny chain-flashlight >there's probably a dick joke in there somewhere >as you chuckle at your monumentous wit, there's a small rustling of leaves to your left >it's too dark to get a good look at it >well, it'd be a shame to let a good flashlight waste away >you whip out your flashlight and shine it towards the offending sound >there's a bush >inside the bush is... "Virgo?" >the white mothpony just stares back >... "Er, can I help you?" >Virgo is fucking weird sometimes >just yesterday, he was telling you about his love for lights >sure, they can be pretty, but seriously >even for a mothpony, this guy right here... >"...No, I can handle it on my own." >he continues to stare at you with his dark, endless eyes "Oh, alright then!" >you don't care what he meant by that >being alone with him kinda creeps you out >your pace quickens slightly >...'kinda' might be an understatement >as you reach home, you quickly get the keys out and unlock the door >you race inside, slamming the door and deadbolting it >good GOD that guy is creepy >but you have no need to be worried now; everything is fine >you head upstairs to bed, still rather shaken >you dress for bed >it's gonna be a long night --------------------------------------------------- >You wake up >it's midnight, according to your clock >*knock* *knock* >goddamnit >*knockknockknock* >you get up to answer, resisting the urge to shout profanities at the asshole who thought this was a good idea "I'm coming, I'm coming, don't break the door down..." >you remove the deadbolt and peer out into the darkness "Hel-" >you're knocked over by a huge fuzzy mass hitting you in the chest >dazed, the weight is lifted suddenly, and you hear the door shut and locked up >you can make out a blurry form of a white pony with it's wings flared >Virgo "What is the mea-" >Virgo shoves a hoof into your mouth >"Shh. It'll all be over soon." >Fuck >he's gonna kill you >well, at least he isn't gonna rape you >seriously though >fuck this town >Virgo drags you upstairs, careful not to smash your head on the stairs too hard >you would fight back, but you just don't have the energy for it, nor the strength >as you reach your room, he heaves you onto the bed >"You've got to be the heaviest thing I've ever carried." >this is really helping your self-esteem >"Now, where is that lubricant..." >the hell kind of question is tha- >oh >OH >Fuck everything "God damn it Virgo, get out of my house!" >"No." >it was worth a shot >he pulls out of his chest-fluff a bottle of lube >you don't even question it >"I hope you love lights as much as I do, Anon...," Virgo says softly "And what is THAT supposed to mean?" >he reaches over to your nightstand an holds up the flashlight you got earlier >...why did it have to be so big? >you consider jumping out the window and breaking your neck >that would be better than to be anally violated with your own torch >why can't everything just be normal for one day around here? >he removes your boxers and flips you over >"Alright, relax." >you feel cold metal against your rectum >you tense >"I said..." >ohshit >"Re.." >Virgo gets a tighter grip on the light >"...LAX!" >he rams it up your asshole, pain surging throughout your body >this has not been one of your better nights >fucking hell >it's almost all the way up there >the pain is nigh unbearable >at least he used lube >"Now, I want you to say, 'I want your big cock in my ass!,' got it?" >whut "How about I DON'T say that?" >Virgo responds by pulling the torch out a bit, and ramming it back in again "...Aahhh..ah..ow..." >"Say it!" "I...I want your big cock in my ass!" >welp, there goes your man card >"That's better..." >he pulls the horrible illumination device all the way out >your penis throbs a bit >huh, that's funny >when did all this bloodflow to your crotch start >Virgo flutters up on top of you, his massive black and yellow-tipped shlong hanging out, throbbing >you save him the effort of speaking and get to sucking >you take his head in your mouth, gently using your tongue to massage the underside of the tip >"H-heh...tha-Aht's a good boy..." >his composure is slipping a bit >you take more of him in, fighting your nonexistant gag reflex >all those times helping Spike cook really paid off >it's all the way into your mouth >Virgo's pulsing stamen is wrapped in the warm embrace of your throat >you pull your head back and forth >Virgo looks like he's about to cum >heh, what a terrible rapist >can't even go five minutes without ejaculating >maybe he'll quit if he blows it early >you pull his erect cock out of your mouth, and start massaging it with your hands >"Nnng...Ah!...Mmmh..." >so much for that calm, controlled demeanor >you prepare to end this >"Gha..Ah..Mmph!" >you work your hands faster >he's so close "WHERE'S THAT GLORIOUS CUMSHOT?!" >"HHNG-" >yup, that did it >"A-Ah...AH...," is all Virgo can say as he sprays his hot fluids all over your face >he flops down beside you in euphoria >he smiles a happy, half-lidded kind of grin >...he looks kind of cute when he does that >"T-thanks, Anon..." >he drifts off to slumberland >d'awww >for someone that just technically raped you a couple minutes ago, he's very... >...nice. >maybe he was just grumpy he couldn't find a mate? >either way, though... >you still enjoyed it >and to think, just minutes ago you found him disturbing as hell >...Only in Equestria will you find a rapist you actually like ------------------------------------------------ "...why did you use the flashlight?" >"Because I knew I would cum within a couple seconds." "Couldn't you have just brought a dildo or something?" >"But then it wouldn't have been as absurd!" >Humorous >Your kind of guy >you can see this 'relationship' lasting a long while... [END]