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# BluntTongs-A story to get behind

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1. >Be day night in Everfree Forest
2. >be trotting through tall grass, searching for flowers to take delectable golden juices from
3. >see brief glimpse of light off to the right
4. >you don't exactly remember there being light such as this in Everfree
5. >curiosity piqued at the thought of a new light source, you decide to investigate
6. >(lights may or may not be your fetish)
7. >slowly and quietly, you gingerly place one hoof in front of the other
8. >you remember old mares tales about eldritch creatures deep beneath the sea, luring prey into their maw with light
9. >hopefully, those didn't exist
10. >hopefully, they didn't have legs
11. >as you sneak, you can make out the light just up ahead
12. >on closer inspection, the luminous shape seems to be a silhouette of a crescent moon
13. >it's almost as if a bit of the moon had just decided to go on down to earth
14. >so shiny....
15. >so warm....
16. >so...
17. >...inviting...
18. >in a light-induced trance, you shuffle inaudibly over to the gleaming crescent
19. >they said you would never touch the moon
20. >they said the moon doesn't actually emit light
21. >jokes on them now
22. >you're right up next to it now
23. >this is it
24. >you attempt to wrap your hooves around it...
25. >Be Princess of the Night
26. >be enjoying a walk in the calm Everfree forest
27. >no lantern because Nightprincess vision spell
28. >you suddenly hear a small, nigh soundless breaking of a branch behind you
29. >suddenly, something grabs your flank
30. >Nightprincess vision fails
31. >as you tense up and your eyes widen in surprise more than terror, you set your horn to "stun"
32. >you take aim at the thing that grasps your rump
33. >as you adjust aim, the light from the bony appendage you have illuminates the thing
34. >it's a pony
35. >whut.png
36. >it has wings coated with dust, with bizarre patterns
37. >wat.jpg
38. >it has what appears to be two tiny feelers attached to its head
39. >it's feeling you up with said appendages
40. >ohcelestiawhy.gif
41. >you go full canterlot royal voice on this "mo-fo," as the youth today call it
42. "WHY HAST THOU SEIZED OUR HINDQUARTERS?!"
43. >scare the shit out of tiny molester
44. >it jumps at least seven feet in the air
45. >it lands with a large 'WHUMP'
46. >you hear it call out, in a squeaky kind of voice:
47. >"PLEASEDONTEATMEIHAVESOMUCHLIGHTTOENJOYMRELDRITCHHORROR"
48. >pony is sentient, not primative
49. >you stare at the small form that shivers before you
50. >the stun spell quickly turns to an illumination spell
51. >you get a better look
52. >it appears to be some kind of mixture of an insect and a pony, with a pair of brown wings, and what apears to be another pair of wings behind those, colored orange
53. >the pony also seems to have a light grey-brown sort of coat, with extra fluff on the chest and around the hooves
54. "...What are you?," you somewhat awkwardly say
55. >"...I-I'm a m-mothpony....," the small asssailant says
56. "..would you care to answer my previous question about my rump?"
57. >being away for so long doesn't help social skills
58. >"I..uh..it looked like a very pretty light from this angle!," the mothpony says defensively
59. >you both blush
60. "... We must never speak of this to anypony, nor any moth for that matter."
61. >The minute creature nods in agreement, then speaks
62. >"But before you go, could I have your name?"
63. >wynaut.png
64. "You may address me as Luna. Princess Luna, if you wish."
65. >"Princess? Alright then... my name is Mellilla! I would give you my full name, but it's a mouthfull."
66. >you both stand around a bit, not knowing how to give farewells
67. >"Well... see you later then."
68. >Mellilla takes off with a couple flaps of the wings, leaving you by yourself
69. >you thank your sister in a hushed tone, the awkwardness was palpable
70. >it's time to take some classes in social interactions, Luna

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>Be day night in Everfree Forest >be trotting through tall grass, searching for flowers to take delectable golden juices from >see brief glimpse of light off to the right >you don't exactly remember there being light such as this in Everfree >curiosity piqued at the thought of a new light source, you decide to investigate >(lights may or may not be your fetish) >slowly and quietly, you gingerly place one hoof in front of the other >you remember old mares tales about eldritch creatures deep beneath the sea, luring prey into their maw with light >hopefully, those didn't exist >hopefully, they didn't have legs >as you sneak, you can make out the light just up ahead >on closer inspection, the luminous shape seems to be a silhouette of a crescent moon >it's almost as if a bit of the moon had just decided to go on down to earth >so shiny.... >so warm.... >so... >...inviting... >in a light-induced trance, you shuffle inaudibly over to the gleaming crescent >they said you would never touch the moon >they said the moon doesn't actually emit light >jokes on them now >you're right up next to it now >this is it >you attempt to wrap your hooves around it... >Be Princess of the Night >be enjoying a walk in the calm Everfree forest >no lantern because Nightprincess vision spell >you suddenly hear a small, nigh soundless breaking of a branch behind you >suddenly, something grabs your flank >Nightprincess vision fails >as you tense up and your eyes widen in surprise more than terror, you set your horn to "stun" >you take aim at the thing that grasps your rump >as you adjust aim, the light from the bony appendage you have illuminates the thing >it's a pony >whut.png >it has wings coated with dust, with bizarre patterns >wat.jpg >it has what appears to be two tiny feelers attached to its head >it's feeling you up with said appendages >ohcelestiawhy.gif >you go full canterlot royal voice on this "mo-fo," as the youth today call it "WHY HAST THOU SEIZED OUR HINDQUARTERS?!" >scare the shit out of tiny molester >it jumps at least seven feet in the air >it lands with a large 'WHUMP' >you hear it call out, in a squeaky kind of voice: >"PLEASEDONTEATMEIHAVESOMUCHLIGHTTOENJOYMRELDRITCHHORROR" >pony is sentient, not primative >you stare at the small form that shivers before you >the stun spell quickly turns to an illumination spell >you get a better look >it appears to be some kind of mixture of an insect and a pony, with a pair of brown wings, and what apears to be another pair of wings behind those, colored orange >the pony also seems to have a light grey-brown sort of coat, with extra fluff on the chest and around the hooves "...What are you?," you somewhat awkwardly say >"...I-I'm a m-mothpony....," the small asssailant says "..would you care to answer my previous question about my rump?" >being away for so long doesn't help social skills >"I..uh..it looked like a very pretty light from this angle!," the mothpony says defensively >you both blush "... We must never speak of this to anypony, nor any moth for that matter." >The minute creature nods in agreement, then speaks >"But before you go, could I have your name?" >wynaut.png "You may address me as Luna. Princess Luna, if you wish." >"Princess? Alright then... my name is Mellilla! I would give you my full name, but it's a mouthfull." >you both stand around a bit, not knowing how to give farewells >"Well... see you later then." >Mellilla takes off with a couple flaps of the wings, leaving you by yourself >you thank your sister in a hushed tone, the awkwardness was palpable >it's time to take some classes in social interactions, Luna