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# Anon - Pat pat pat

By: mothpone on May 14th, 2014 | syntax: None | size: 0.80 KB | views: 150 | expires: Never
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1. >Be asleep
2. >Wake up because you feel tapping on your sides
3. >You also hear a weird muffled squeaking noise from your apparently not-asleep waifu who seems to be fixated on the lamp beside your bed which was currently off.
4. >"Anon, hey Anon"
5. >She taps you more, alternating her hooves back and forth.
6. >Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
7. "It's 3am ... what do you want?"
8. >You grumble and let your eyes adjust to the darkness.
9. >"Turn on the lamp"
10. >Your moth waifu stares intently into your eyes.
11. "I'm not turning on the lamp. Go to sleep."
12. >You try to go back to sleep and you roll over.
13. >Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat
14. "Ugh, fine"
15. >You reach over and turn on the lamp beside you, with which your moth waifu promptly crawls on your head and stares at the lamp with intense focus.
16. >So much for sleep.

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>Be asleep >Wake up because you feel tapping on your sides >You also hear a weird muffled squeaking noise from your apparently not-asleep waifu who seems to be fixated on the lamp beside your bed which was currently off. >"Anon, hey Anon" >She taps you more, alternating her hooves back and forth. >Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat "It's 3am ... what do you want?" >You grumble and let your eyes adjust to the darkness. >"Turn on the lamp" >Your moth waifu stares intently into your eyes. "I'm not turning on the lamp. Go to sleep." >You try to go back to sleep and you roll over. >Pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat pat "Ugh, fine" >You reach over and turn on the lamp beside you, with which your moth waifu promptly crawls on your head and stares at the lamp with intense focus. >So much for sleep.