Title:           Fluttershy - The Rose
Author:          morning
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First Edit:      Friday 26th of October 2012 10:40:39 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Friday 26th of October 2012 10:40:39 AM CDT

>day doyouevenlift in Equestria
>take extra care in the shower this morning - today's your date with Roseluck.
>just the thought of that sweet, sweet pony arse...
>you take care of the business in hand, before stepping out, and air-drying
>you've got until lunch, might as well take your time
>time passes
>You head out, ducking three paces outside the door.
>Fluttershy leaps out of the bushes, and goes flying through the space where your head was.
"Morning Fluttershy. I've got a date, could you cut back the rapiness today?"
>She growls, and heads off in a huff.
>maybe that wasn't the best thing to say?
>fuck it. It's only Fluttershy.
 
>Rose is waiting for you, when you get to the park.
>luckily, her pale green eyes don't show that much annoyance. Thankfully, she hasn't been waiting long.
>You explain it was due to failed Fluttershy-rape attempts that were late.
>she looks disgusted, and pulls back from you
>what?
>ohhhh....
"No, I meant Fluttershy trying to rape ME, not me trying to rape her. Ick. She smells of forest animals. And doesn't wash"
>Roseluck smiles again, and cuddles back into you.
>"We've got a reservation at the new restaurant that opened last week, are you ready to head off?"
>You go to say yes, When fluttershy leaps out of the nearby bush.
>again.
>She swings a capture net over your head, and down over you!
>how do ponies even hold things?
>maybe you should ask Twilight next time you go to the library...
>Oh right, the net!
>It's a small butterfly net. It comes over your head to the bottom of your ears.
>You reach up, and lift it off. Fluttershy may have leverage on her side, but she's still a rather weak pony.
>no match for your manly muscles. All stacked and shit. Cuz you lift so much.
>Well, not really. But she's still no match for you.
 
>Rose seems a bit miffed. But there really isn't much you can do.
>Luckily, she's relatively forgiving.
>Even if she is just a bit clingy.
>mildly neurotic.
>and has daddy issues.
>crazy chicks are always good in bed. As long as there's no biting.
>You get to the restaurant, and look around, trying to find the pun.
>ALL the places around here have punny names.
>Nieghella's Kitchen.
>...
>Ohhh...
>not one of the best ones, but you've heard worse.
>You and Rose sit at the bar, and wait for them to clear a table for you.
"appletini for the mare, and a pint of Stalla for me"
>Bartender returns, with three drinks.
>Rose's green thing. Your long glass.
>and a weird, fizzing concoction.
>half the glass is full of pills.
>"From the little lady at the other end"
>It's Fluttershy. Wearing a false mustache.
>Rose sighs, and takes a sip of apple.
>You lift your odd drink, and mime a sip. Fluttershy's wings pop out.
"I'll be back in a minute"
>You take your roofie'd glass, and head over to badly disguised Flutterguy.
"Hey there stranger, thanks for the drink. You want a bit?"
>you take a 'suck' on the straw, making sure you don't actually drink any.
>Wingboners at maximum extension. She cannae take any mo' Captain.
"Maybe once we've had some, we could... get to know each other. Back at mine?"
>She grabs the glass (HOW. HOW DO PONIES GRIP?) and downs it. Slams the glass down on the table, and then faceplants.
>What the hell did she put in there? Enough tranqs to take down a horse?
>You leave her there, and head back over to Rose. You didn't get this dressed up for nothing, and you'd be damned if you spend the night alone.
>Or, you suppose, you could just end up
>Fucking Fluttershy