- Sort of sequel to Lyra's Mess: http://pastebin.com/MzyQ9mTc
- > Day Tsatter in Equestria.
- >Your alarm blares, and you swing yourself out of bed.
- >You rub Lyra's cum- and blood-stained mane a little, scruffying up her bedhead even more.
- >God, she's cute when sleeping.
- >You don't bother with a shower, or a shave. You have work, and you'll come home stinking anyway.
- >But you do shit. And have a coffee.
- >Nectar of the alicorns.
- >You start the walk to work, a bounce in your step, and a song in your heart.
- >Aloe and Lotus don't really care what hours you work, as long as you turn up four days out of five.
- >They're awesome. As is your job.
- >You cut down Soresaddle street, and wave to Sly Clop.
- >Sly runs a porn store.
- >Soresaddle street is exactly what it sounds like.
- >Something smacks the back of your head.
- >You trip, and fall to the floor.
- Something jumps onto your back. You have no idea wha...
- >Wait.
- >It's Fluttershy. You can tell because of the farmyard stink.
- >She's actually kinda cute.
- >But she doesn't wash, doesn't trim, and is completely, undeniably, batshit insane.
- >You decide to play along. She hasn't hurt you yet, but she's a freak.
- >Who knows what's gonna happen?
- >She kicks you in the side, trying to roll you over.
- >If she wasn't three foot tall, that might have hurt.
- >You roll over, to at least stop the kicking.
- >F: "I have you now, my pretty!"
- >wat.jaypeg
- >She pulls a cloth out of her mane, and holds it against your face.
- >You hold your breath, and just look at her.
- >She doesn't really look at you.
- >She's focused on your belt buckle.
- >Or, more accurately, your 'hot monkey dick'.
- >You aren't even a monkey.
- >And FUCK, is your chest starting to burn.
- >You grunt, and blink when she turns to look at your face.
- >Luna's leaky crotchtits, those eyes are bloody terrifying!
- >She pulls the cloth away from your head, and frowns.
- >F: "But Funtime Substances told me this would knock out a manticore!"
- >The fuck? She's calling in drugs for murderous beasts?
- >Time to step your game up, son.
- "Flutters, did you remember to pour the liquid onto the cloth?"
- >Her tiny, freaky eyes widen hugely, and she looks incredibly ashamed.
- >F: "I.. I thought I had. Maybe... maybe I'm going mad?"
- >F: "Maybe... maybe I need some monkey dick to make my brain work?"
- >Was that a question, or is she forgetting how to use the internal voices again?
- "Maybe you should check it, just to make sure, Flutters. I'll wait here for you."
- >She steps off your chest, but keeps a single hoof on your shoulder.
- >Yeah, because that would hold you down.
- >She lifts the cloth up, and takes a deep breath.
- >And you can't believe she's that stupid.
- >Her eyes roll back, and she keels over sideways.
- >You nudge her to the side of the road, and walk off.
- >Completely ignoring the gang of stallions, who look like they're planning on
- [spoiler]>Fucking a drugged up Fluttershy[/spoiler]
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