Title:           Fluttershy - McTumble
Author:          morning
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6nPmu9Zy
First Edit:      Wednesday 19th of June 2013 07:42:49 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Wednesday 19th of June 2013 07:42:49 AM CDT

I want to re-iterate before you read this, the story is meant in humour. I don't think any of you would kick up a fuss about it, but I dunno. If you were this sort of Anon, you quite possibly would...
 
>Day PLZGIVNOTES in Equestria.
>You are Anon McTumble, the bastard son of a native American dragon-queen, who took on the guise of a human, and a Scottish werewolf-alpha, who she fell in love with.
>You didn't get any of the cool genes though, even if you are half-dragon-half-wolf, it's not your fault nobody can see it.
>Swinging your immense bulk out of bed, the floorboards creaking under your prodigious girth, you waddle through to the kitchen, pausing in the lintel and turning back.
"Stop fat-shaming me! It's not a choice, it's all genetic!"
>The floor, now properly chastised, whispers an apology you only manage to pick up due to your superior wolf hearing.
"Don't worry, I still love you, even if your wood privilege is showing today."
>You pour out your bowl of proper Scottish-ethnic-porridge, mixing it with water.
>No milk for you, because that's animal exploitation.
>After your third bowl, you scrape the remnants into your bin.
>You tried to lick the bowl clean, but your filthy human tongue isn't good enough.
>#otherkinproblems #otherkin #problems #wolf
>Going back into your bedroom, you wedge yourself tight into a full bodysuit made of bark.
>It looks like synth-leather, and no animals were hurt making it.
>Pausing a moment to bless the souls of the trees that died to help make your clothing, before pulling the zipper up, you could swear you heard something from outside...
"Hello?"
>Nothing.
You shrug it off as nothing, and, ten minutes later, you're striding down the highstreet, strutting your stuff proudly.
> Ditzy Doo covers Dinky's eyes, and scowls at you.
 
"STOP KINK SHAMING! I WAS BORN THIS WAY!"
>You tut, and shake your head.
>Ditzy Doo can't help it, showing her grey-, blonde-, pegasus-, cis-, and vanilla-privilege.
>You pat her on the head, and speak slowly so her differently-abled self can understand.
"I. forgive. you."
>She scowls, but that's because the patriarchy in the female ran society is getting her down.
>"Mister Anon, Mister Anon!"
>Oh good.
>It's Twilight.
>Your nemesis!
>Both sides of your othersoul want to eat her, but your vegan tendencies mean you have to hold yourself back.
>#humansareawful #WhoLockPotter4Life
"I've told you, Twilight, as a double-trans-man, the correct form of address is Mismissmister Anon. Check your cis-privilege!"
>She shakes her head, frowning at you.
>"You explained what Trans meant, but what's a doubl-"
>She pauses for a moment, looking into the sky, trying to figure it out herself.
>Even if her intelligent-entitlement shows from time to time, it does mean she can figure things out.
>"You mean you're a man trapped in the body of a woman trapped in the body of another man?"
"But my soul is half-wolf, and half-dragon, yes."
>Obviously, your oppression startles her, and she wanders off, not even telling you what she wanted in the first place.
>You continue on, the ground rumbling under your genetically-gifted weight, to the market.
>Getting all your food takes a long time, so you're exhausted by the time you've packed it into your bags.
>Heading off home, the sun makes you break out in sweat, because Celestia is showing her white-pride again, making it too hot for anyone but them.
 
>You turn around, and shake your fist at Canterlot, just visible in the distance.
>You feel someone touch your private personal no-no area!
>YOU'RE BEING RAPED!
>Turning around, you Fluttershy's tail has brushed against the top of your thigh as she walked past.
>She's not even aware of what she did to you!
>She raped you, and carried on like it was perfectly normal!
"HELP! I'M BEING RAPED! FLUTTERSHY IS SEXUALLY HARASSING ME!"
>However, nobody pays any attention to you, and you're left rolling on the floor, agonizing over the damage she inflicted on your soul.
>Maybe if it were anyone else but
>Fucking Fluttershy
 
Anon McTumblr, the pan-sexual half-wolf, half-dragon other-kin, double-trans-male; and the times Fluttershy 'rapes' him by not acknowledging him correctly, or by looking at him.