Title:           Fluttershy - Limerick
Author:          morning
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First Edit:      Sunday 17th of March 2013 06:48:12 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 17th of March 2013 06:48:12 PM CDT

>Day who even knows in Equestria,
>Ruled over by the princess Celestia.
>But something is wrong,
>they all want your dong,
>and compared to back home, they're molestier.
 
>Then Fluttershy took it too far.
>Broke your leg with a slab of rebar.
>"Is your fetish gore?"
>Then, while you screamed on the floor,
>from up above descended a star!
 
>A stalwart ally to help in your fight -
>Princess Luna, of Moon and of Night!
>She'd chase off your foes,
>for a pet on the nose!
>Although a belly rub'd go down alright.
 
>"Fair Anon," she called as she wept
>"At restoration I'm more than adept!"
>Your leg she did mend
>for she was a friend
>And her price, something you'd accept.
 
>Together, on the sofa, you lay.
>Recounting your horrible day.
>And then did you kiss her
>And say how you'd miss her
>if she left, then she let out a neigh.
 
>Your feelings, it appeared, were shared.
>For each other, the both of you cared.
>Within months were you wed
>Then weeks together 'abed'.
>She was so glad that you never flared!
 
>The yellow menace was never forgotten.
>For inside her, something was rotten.
>She became a creature most vile,
>Spreading her hate and bile
>across the land, from top down to bottom.
 
>The media refused to take a side
>Their princess, they could not deride.
>And then your enemy
>For all of her enmity
>Was still a treasure and national pride.
 
>You and your love did flee.
>Across all the land and the sea.
>And when you thought you were blessed,
>with some hard fought for rest,
>They caught you. At the edge of the quay.
 
>Exhausted, you couldn't bother to try.
>You and your lady, both inquired why
>After all of this time
>And through all the rhyme
>You still ended up, fucking Fluttershy.