DoucheBag Robot for TFM dnd

Name:           D0ucheBag Robot

Gender:         Male    

Race:           Automaton    

Class:          Charlatan  

Age:            2 (Personality is of a 20 year old)    

Deity:          Greek Gods (He was built in a greek themed sorority)    

Alignment:      Chaotic Neutral

Skills:

 

Inventory:

(Equipped)

Backwards Red baseball cap

A Frayed Red Lettermen Jacket

An iron bat

(within pocket)

some low resolution pornographic photos

a bag of weed

20 bucks

A half eaten slim jim

 

Stats

Constitution: 2

Intelligence: 0

Wisdom: 0

Charisma: 2

Strength: 1

Dexterity: 1

 

Description:

An infathomable mystery to comprehend as to why someone would construct the perfect Douchebag. DoucheBag robot had been built in the most diabolical of laboratories by one of the most vulgar of mad scientists in the Great city Twin Galatica. His sole purpose was to be a total douche, but he was built as a buddy to play video games, get high, and hang out with. 6 months after his unfortunate creation Douchebag Robot's creator had died in an attempt at winning a game of dodge the laser. The mad bastard thought he could impress his friends but at the end was unfortuanetly sawed in half by the lethal laser beam. At which point Douchebag Robot mourned his best friend's death with the exact words "What a faggot.. beep. boop." and left Twin Galactica because he thought it was lame. He now searches for a new gang to get high with and play video games.