- >Day avoiding Flutterbutt in Equestria.
- >You haven't seen the local rapist in a few days.
- >Maybe she's given up.
- >Good, now you can live a peaceful life in this pony town.
- >Head to the movies with CMCs
- >They wanted to see Captain Pone.
- >You all go inside.
- >They wanted some snacks from the concession stand.
- >Oblige and head to buy them their stuff.
- >But first bathroom. Gotta piss like a racehorse.
- >Start to relieve yourself.
- >"Well well well, looks like today is my lucky day.
- >Oh shit...
- >Turn to see Fluttershy wearing a janitors outfit, with a broom with a...IS THAT A DILDO?!
- http://youtu.be/nce6OfT6ZIM
- Fluttershy, get out of here!
- >"Oh no, I've waited for this day since your hot monkey ass came into town."
- >Not now...you're not even half way done.
- >The crazy mare starts swinging her dildo broom like she was Jackie Chan.
- >Then finishes with one of those karate shouts.
- Jesus Christ woman!
- >"Prepare yourself! That ass is mine!"
- >She charges at you, dildo broom in hoof.
- >You turn, aim, and fire your piss at her.
- >She spins her weapon of anal destruction in front of her, deflecting your watersport attack.
- >"Now that it's all lubed up, it will slide in nicely."
- >Oh dear god, what have you done.
- >Fluttershy charges again.
- >You hope you could remember your self-defense training and take a fighting pose.
- >She ducks under you and aims her dildo at your ass.
- YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY!!!
- >Kick her into the wall.
- >You flip to the other side of the bathroom, grabbing a mop that happens to be there.
- >She wipes her face.
- >"That makes me moist."
- >Oh COME ON!
- >Fluttershy charges again.
- >And you block with the mop.
- >"Come on Monkey-san! Hya!"
- >She jabs at your sternum.
- >A direct hit makes you keel over.
- >Hi Face, meet Stallion Cawk. Stallion Cawk, meet Face.
- >Only in ponyland where you can say you got cock slapped by a shy, rapist pony.
- >She holds the dildo at your mouth.
- >You can smell your own piss on it.
- >"Any last words?"
- >Just as you close your eyes and wait for the worst, the Manager walks in.
- >The music screeches to a halt.
- >Sees piss all over the floor and starts berating Fluttershy for not doing her work.
- >You dodge the fuck out of there, not before washing your hands.
- >Grab some snacks and get back to the CMC.
- >"Where were ya A-non. The movie is about to start."
- >Thank god for previews...
- >The movie finished.
- >It was...pretty good.
- >You are all about to leave.
- >Not before you see Fluttershy standing at the exit with a sultry grin on her face.
- http://youtu.be/nce6OfT6ZIM
- You girls head on home...I have something to finish here.
- >"Okay Anon...OOH, I know how we can get our cutie marks!" Sweetie Belle squeaked.
- >They ran off to do whatever the hell they were going to do.
- >Fluttershy is huffing now.
- >"YOU ARE GOING TO FUCK ME!"
- We'll see about that.
- >She charges at you.
- >You at her.
- >You jump in the air.
- >Her face going for your crotch.
- >And you go in for a flying kick.
- >The both of you freeze in the air as you were about to collide.
- >"Um...what are you two doing?"
- >Music screeches to a halt again.
- >It's Twilight Sparkle.
- >And she stands there confused.
- >You both fall to the ground and give your best pokerface.
- >"Nothing..."
- Nothing...
- >You both walk away in separate directions having the same thought.
- >Fucking Twilight Sparkle
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