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Try Something New

By: minion_of_Lulu on Dec 7th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.50 KB  |  hits: 197  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Just another boring day in Ponyville.
  2. >And any minute now, another boring rape attempt from Fluttershy.
  3. >It just got so repetitive
  4. >She'd show up, try some fetish guess, you'd turn her away, or just straight up try to rape you.
  5. >But you know how to combat her.
  6. >You sigh and head towards the door.
  7. >You open it and look down.
  8. >And there is Fluttershy, with her fetish guess of the day.
  9. >It's rimming.
  10. >But she has a metal wheel with wax.
  11. >You try to laugh.
  12. >But it wasn't in you.
  13. >You sit on the porch, the yellow menace just stares at you.
  14. >"A-are you okay, Anon?"
  15. >You shake your head.
  16. No Fluttershy. It's just...boring here.
  17. >She tilts her head, giving you a quizzical look.
  18. >"Whatever do you mean?"
  19. What do I mean. Life here, it's boring, repetitive. We do the same song and dance with you trying to get in my pants and me turning you down.
  20. >She takes a seat next to you. Her head hung low.
  21. >"Yeah, I guess you're right. I'm a bit bored with this. I-I mean, I kinda stopped really trying after attempt 431."
  22. >You look at her.
  23. Was that the inflation fetish?
  24. >She nods.
  25. >"Yeah, didn't think I'd roll all the way to Trottingham."
  26. >You gave a slight chuckle.
  27. >Well that was interesting try. You weren't that pissed at her.
  28. >You rub her mane and give a scratch behind her ear.
  29. >She sighs contently.
  30. Say, lets just get some cupcakes.
  31. >"It'll be my pleasure."
  32. >The two of you head off to Ponyville.
  33. >"So, what is your fetish anyway?"
  34. That...is something you'll just have to find out.
  35. >Oh Fluttershy.