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Traffic Stop

By: minion_of_Lulu on Nov 25th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.45 KB  |  hits: 69  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You are on your way to Canterlot on a delivery job.
  2. >Rarity wants you to get her dresses to the shop in one piece and on schedule.
  3. >There's nothing too hard about that.
  4. >Once outside Ponyville's city limits, you look at the castle in the mountain in the distance.
  5. >It's about a four hour walk, but you are sure you can shave off an hour if you dig deep and run it.
  6. >With the harness attached to your chest, you gun it down the smooth dirt road.
  7. >Even though it would have been faster if you took the train, you wouldn't pass up on some good exercise to stay healthy.
  8. >You alternate between a brisk walk and a fast jog.
  9. >Nothing eventful happens for the first two hours.
  10. >The majestic capital of Equestria is close.
  11. >A smile creeps upon your lips.
  12. "Alright, time to turn up the juice."
  13. >You turn up the juice and burst into a full on run, humming an old tun to yourself as you stay in a quick jog.
  14. "Ain't nothin' gonna to break my stride
  15. Nobody's gonna slow me dow-..."
  16. >A loud siren catches your attention.
  17. >Blue and red flashing lights catch your attention.
  18. >"Pull over, human!"
  19. >You flinch, realizing who would even call you by that name.
  20. "...oh no."
  21. >You could make a run for it, but that would only put you in hotter water.
  22. >With a sigh, you slow your pace and pull off to the side of the road.
  23. "This day couldn't get any worse..."
  24. >You look up at Canterlot in the distance.
  25. "So close."
  26. >The siren cuts off.
  27. >Hoof steps hit the soft dirt road as the officer pony approaches you.
  28.  
  29. >You stand still with your hands in the air and keep your gaze forward.
  30. >The soft clops stop, and you hear a baton swatting against a hoof.
  31. >"Well well well...what does Trixie have here?"
  32. >You groan.
  33. "Afternoon Officer Trixie. Just trying to get to Canterlot."
  34. >"I see. You were going a bit fast back there."
  35. >She moves her baton onto your rump, sliding it up and down your butt and upper thigh.
  36. >"There are other ways of letting loose some steam beside breaking the speed limit."
  37. "But there's no speed limit out he..."
  38. >She silences you with her baton moves between your legs.
  39. >It slides delicately against your inner thigh.
  40. >You gasp when it lightly taps your sensitive sack.
  41. >"Isn't that right, Human?"
  42. >You close your eyes and whimper.
  43. "Yes, Officer Trixie."
  44. >Her lips curl into a smirk at your obedience.
  45. >She cranes her neck back at the wagon full of dresses.
  46. >"What's in the back?"
  47. >You look down and spot Trixie donning her Equestrian Road Patrol outfit.
  48. >It is a bit risque for the job.
  49. >The skirt rides up, covering only a small portion of her haunches.
  50. >You end up staring a bit, only to get a firm tap on your rump again.
  51. >"Eyes up here, bucko. Like Trixie said...what's in the back?"
  52. "S-Sorry. It's just some dresses."
  53. >The blue mare nods.
  54. >"Mind if I take a look?"
  55. "Go ahead."
  56. >Trixie turns on her hind legs and heads back.
  57. >She leaves you with a nice love tap on your backside with her tail before ducking out of your sight.
  58.  
  59. >Your body shivers, and sweat rolls down your face.
  60. >Your hands shake.
  61. >Trixie's authority and touch has that effect on you.
  62. >You curse under your breath.
  63. >It sucks not being able to tell her off when she is on her shift.
  64. >"Well then..."
  65. >Trixie steps around in front of you.
  66. >"Everything checks out, but Trixie will have to give you a ticket for speeding, human. It's the law."
  67. >Trixie starts filling out the ticket.
  68. "Oh come on!"
  69. >Trixie lifts an eyebrow at you.
  70. >"Trixie could make the fine worse."
  71. "T-that wasn't directed towards you, Officer."
  72. >She smirks once again.
  73. >"Just as Trixie thought."
  74. >She finishes and hands you the ticket.
  75. >You take a look at the slip and...
  76. "W-What is this?"
  77. >Trixie smirks.
  78. >"It's your fine."
  79. "I...I'm not kissing you."
  80. >"Oh?"
  81. >She pulls out a pair of handcuffs.
  82. >"Maybe you'll want to come downtown with the Great and Powerful Trixie."
  83. >You gulp.
  84. >It always ends this way.
  85. "Okay. Okay! No need to do this."
  86. >"Good, now pucker up, lover-boy."
  87. >Trixie closes her eyes.
  88. >You could make a run for it, but Trixie's magic keeps your feet still.
  89. >"No running. Now pay up."
  90. >You groan.
  91. >Realizing that there is no escaping this, you lean down and purse your lips as well.
  92. >Your lips slowly advance forward.
  93. >Her breath tickles your skin.
  94. >To think you are going to kiss this perverted cop.
  95. >Well, the sooner you do this, the faster you can get to Canterlot.
  96. >You put on your big boy pants and swiftly move forward, placing a peck onto her forehead.
  97. "There. Fine paid."
  98. >You move away, but her magic holds you still.
  99. >"Not so fast."
  100. >Trixie sits on her haunches and places a gentle hoof on either side of your face.
  101. >"Trixie only takes direct deposits."
  102. >Her lips press forward towards your lips.
  103. >You close your eyes, waiting to lose all your self respect.
  104.  
  105. >["-TCCCHHHH- Officer Trixie, we have a highway robbery taking place two clopometers south of your location, requesting backup."]
  106. >Saved by the call.
  107. >Trixie's lips were only an inch away, and her tongue sticks partway out of her mouth.
  108. >"Drat...all well."
  109. >She pulls away, letting you out of her magical grasp.
  110. >"I'll let you off with a warning this time."
  111. >She slaps you on the ass.
  112. >"Next time you break the law, I'm upping that fine, buddy."
  113. >She gallops to her wagon and rides off.
  114. >"Follow the law, human!"
  115. >She makes a U-turn and flies down the road in the opposite direction.
  116. >Once she's out of sight, you move towards your destination.
  117. >Trixie wasted enough time trying to dish out her perverted justice.
  118. >Next time, you're taking a train.