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Traditional Flutterrape [hue]

By: minion_of_Lulu on Jan 2nd, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.65 KB  |  hits: 159  |  expires: Never
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  1. >About to take a shit.
  2. >Having a bad case of explosive diarrhea.
  3. >Sit on the toilet.
  4. >Yellow blur flies in through the window.
  5. >Fluttershy knocks you off your porcelain throne and pins you face down on the ground.
  6. >She's wearing a dragon dildo.
  7. >"I'm done waiting. I'm going to peg you."
  8. Fluttershy, NO!!
  9. >Pushes the tip against your shithole.
  10. >Triggers the biggest explosion of shit ever witnessed by pony eyes.
  11. >Fluttershy is flung out your window by the blast.
  12. >Makes a shit rainbow in the sky.
  13. >Finally finish.
  14. >Look at your bathroom.
  15. >Shit all over your walls.
  16. >Gonna need more than one towel for this.
  17. >All because of
  18. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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