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The Best Champion in the Game

By: minion_of_Lulu on Jan 11th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.26 KB  |  hits: 166  |  expires: Never
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  1. >On your battlestation.
  2. >You were bored one day and decided to play some games.
  3. >So did Fluttershy.
  4. >She wanted to play some League of Myths.
  5. >She said all your friends were playing.
  6. >Decide to give it a try because, why the fuck not.
  7. >Download it off of the ponynet.
  8. >Can't argue with free games.
  9. >Once installed and account made, you hop on.
  10. >It some kind of PvP Arena style game where you have to destroy their base nexus.
  11. >Wait...this seems awfully familiar.
  12. >Fluttershy invited you.
  13. >Her online name was Monkey Dock 101
  14. >Facepalm.
  15. >Get into champ select.
  16. >"Booksmart: mid."
  17. >"Apples2Apples: Mid"
  18. >"Party Pink: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  19. >"Booksmart: I CALL MID FIRS N00B!!"
  20. >"Apples2Apples: buck u, u sux dokey dick."
  21. >"Party Pink:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
  22. >"So Gr8 n Powerful: it's one of those games..."
  23. >"So Gr8 n Powerful locks in some dragon type thing.
  24. >Yep, it's just like that game back on Earth.
  25. >Even with the 12yr old players.
  26. >You lock in Hay Sin, The Blind Pony.
  27. >Going Jungle.
  28. >Booksmart locks in some wizard person.
  29. >Apples2Apples locks in some drunkard.
  30. >Party Pink ends up randoming because she didn't even pick.
  31. >Fluttershy locks in Karma.
  32. >How is she even in here?
  33. >You already expecting how this is going to end.
  34.  
  35. >Start up the game.
  36. >We have two people in mid lane.
  37. >And they are busy arguing.
  38. >So much so that they don't notice their health draining.
  39. >"FIRST BLOOD!"
  40. >"DOUBLE KILL!"
  41. >"Booksmart: Report this kid for trolling."
  42. >"Apples2Apples: Me troll? Whorse you cray."
  43. >itbegins.jpg
  44. >The match...didn't really go well.
  45. >No one was bot since Fluttershy was following you around in the jungle spamming taunt and laugh.
  46. >And typing "Gimme that blind pony dick."
  47. >You and So G8 n Powerful were the only ones playing.
  48. >End up carrying hard since the other four were used as canon fodder.
  49. >Still don't know how that was possible.
  50. >End up being friends with her and got to 2000 haylo in ranked duo queue. But that's a different story for another day.
  51. >After friending/reporting/logging off to cool down from such frustration, there's a knock at the door.
  52. >You see Fluttershy.
  53. >"Is being frustrated in games your fetish?"
  54. No it isn't Fluttershy, but there's one thing I know.
  55. >"W-what, Anon."
  56. Hay Sin is the best champion in the game.
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