That Fucking Mission...

>Day Guardian Angel.

>You are Femanon, Leader of the Ponyville Seraphims. The best gang to ever grace this quaint town.

>Well, you were, until the Syndicate came rolling through, dismantling your gang.

>So you're back at square one.

>And you're going to take this town back.

>Or die trying.

>So far, you and your gaggle of ninja ponies have taken out the Gem Diggers. Those assholes kept stealing Rarity's diamonds.

>A good beatdown sent them running like a pack of wild dogs.

>Now, you're relaxing, thinking up a plan with your wing girl, Dash the Menace and Sparkle the Nerd.

>You get a call on your magic cell. It was one of your informants saying they have found something of value to us and will plan on getting it for you.

>They said to meet at a specified location.

>You tell your homegirls the plan and head there shortly.

>Arrive to find a helicopter, a sniper rifle, and a rocket launcher.

>Why are there guns here?

>"P-please protect us?"

>Wait...is that Fluttershy?

What are you doing?!?!

>"I'm helping...Femanon."

>Hop in and Dash hops in the driver seat, controlling the heli.

>How she's doing that, you don't know.

>See four ninja ponies carrying a briefcase.

>They are stopped by a car, two griffons hop out with guns.

OH SHIT!!!

>Grab the sniper and take them out.

>Sigh in relief.

>More cars show up, with more griffons with guns.

The fuck?!?

>Your cronies hide behind cover.

>Quickly take them out.

>They see a get away car.

>They hop in and drive off.

 

>You grab a rocket launcher.

>Infinite ammo, huh?

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>They drive through Ponyville.

>Cars with griffon decals roll up on them, trying to shoot out their tires.

>LOLNOPE!

>You won't let Flutterskank die...even if she's been trying to get in your pants.

>Blow up the cars.

>Civilians scream and run inside their houses.

>The horrors of gang violence you suppose...

>This goes on for about 2 minutes.

>"I'm almost at the s-safehouse Femmy."

>You shudder at that nickname.

Don't call me that, Flutterskank.

>Something big rounds the corner.

>It's a fucking tank!

>WHERE DID A GRIFFON GET A FUCKING TANK?!?

>"EEP!"

>The car starts to go in reverse.

>You let loose a torrent of rockets.

>Some hit.

>The tank turns its turret to a new target.

>You.

FFFFFFFUUUUUU!!!!!!

>Fire off a quick rocket, hoping it will kill it.

>Plugs up the turret hole.

>The griffon fires.

>The tank blows up.

>Day is saved.

>Thanks to the lucky ass rocket.

>No more griffons coming.

>The getaway car looks worse for wear.

>As soon as it arrives at the safehouse, the wheels fall off.

>The ninja ponies and Flutterskank hop out and run into the house.

 

>You let out a sigh of relief.

Let us down, Dashie.

>"Don't call me that Femmy."

>You glare at each other.

>You both then break into a fit of laughter.

>Dash the Menace lets you off.

>She flies back to HQ.

>Head inside the house.

>See Fluttershy holding the briefcase.

What's inside?

>The door shuts.

>You crank your head and find that there is no longer a door.

>Or for that matter...no walls.

>Fluttershy opens the large briefcase.

>Inside was a large strap-on dildo.

>"How do you like my...Plot Device?"

MAMA DON'T1!!

>Try to run out.

>Hit something hard and fall back down.

YOU SET ME UP!

>"Oh no, it isn't a set up baby."

>She has it on her already.

>"Now come over here and let Flutterskank rock your world, Femmy."

>You try your hardest to get out. Nothing.

>Fluttershy puts on her raep faec.

>Then you remember...THE ROCKETS!

>You pull out the rocketlaucher.

>Throw a couple of grenades at the ground.

>Shoot a rocket.

>That was enough to bring your health to zero.

>"FEMMY...NOOOO!!!"

>Everything goes black.

>Wake up outside the hospital.

>You're at peak condition.

>Head back to HQ with a pep in your step while whistling your gang's anthem

>You lost money, and ammo.

>But at least you weren't...

>Getting fucked over by Fluttershy.