- >Day "Thug Lyfe" in the ponyhood.
- >You're chillin, maxing relaxing all cool.
- >Until some Yellow filly was up to no good.
- >Tryin' to start raping my manhood.
- Yo Fluternut, the fuck you tryin ta do?
- >You sip on your juice box as you stiff arm her face away from your dick.
- >"H-hey. I'm j-just tryin' ta get a nut. You know you like this badonkadonk."
- >She turns around and starts trying to twerk it.
- >Her pony plot does nothing.
- You're firm as a board girl. Some other stallion would tap dat flank gurl. Go to them."
- >She pulls out a gat from under her wing holding it sideways.
- >"GIMME DAT HOT MONKEY DICK, NYIGGA!!"
- >Oh hell naw!
- >You pull out yours. from your waist band of your jogging pants, holding it the same way.
- Drop it homes. We ain't gotta go down like dis.
- >"You drop yo pants, an' I drop da gat."
- NO YOU!
- >"DROP IT!!!"
- >You see her wing pulling the trigger back slowly.
- Don't do dis Flutters. We cool. Don't do it.
- >"Imma do it!"
- STOP!!!
- >You both fire.
- >And every shot misses you both completely.
- >You both open your eyes.
- >"So, is having a Nigga Moment your fetish?"
- >You glare at Flutternut.
- ....yes
- >You take her inside and have hot monkey on pony sex.
- >The next day, you find out she's knocked up with your kid.
- >Skip town later that day.
- >Life of a nigga.
- THUG LYFE!!!
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THUG LYFE (One shot)
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