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Supa Hot Kindness

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  1. >In the center of Ponyville.
  2. >A crowd of ponies circled around you.
  3. >Fluttershy is standing in front of you wearing a hoodie and glasses.
  4. >She has challenged you to a rap battle.
  5. >Well, this will be easy. You know a thing or two around some lyrics.
  6. >Between the both of you, is Roseluck.
  7. >"Alright, alright! We up in here, about to get this rap battle started."
  8. >She points to you.
  9. >On my right, we got Anon the Human.
  10. >A few ponies clap and nod for you.
  11. >Real warm reception.
  12. >Roseluck quiets the crowd.
  13. >"Aight aight. Now! You all know her. The champ! SUPA HOT KINDNESS!!"
  14. >The ponies go wild when Fluttershy stands upon her hind legs and throws her fore legs in the air.
  15. >F: "First of all, I'm not a raper."
  16. >Roseluck pulls out a bit and flips the coin.
  17. >"Call it human."
  18. Heads.
  19. >The flower pony catches the bit in her hoof. It was heads.
  20. >"I go first, if that's okay with you."
  21. Wait...what? I called heads tho-
  22. >Roseluck gives you that stink eye.
  23. >"Supa hot Kindness always goes first."
  24. >Well shit, this might be rigged.
  25. >Fluttershy clears her throat.
  26. >"I see that you're thirsty.
  27. >"Have a nice glass of water."
  28. >She hands you a glass full of apple juice.
  29. >"PSYCHE! That's not even water!"
  30. >The ponies go wild. Some of them start to spaz out on the ground.
  31. >You whisper to yourself The fuck is this shit?!
  32. >You decide it's time to shut this fool down.
  33. >But Fluttershy decides she's not done yet.
  34.  
  35. >"See animals helpless on the road. I help that."
  36. >The crowd nods.
  37. >"Friends need some bits for a show? I give that."
  38. >Roseluck is trying to withhold her enthusiasm.
  39. >"Anon's clothes from his hamper."
  40. >She pulls out a pair of your dirty boxers and takes a deep whiff.
  41. >Those look familiar.
  42. Wait...where did you get that?
  43. >You feel your pants and notice you aren't wearing any underwear because she has them.
  44. When did you-?
  45. >"I Sniff that."
  46. >She tosses the clothes at your feet.
  47. >She dives back into the crowd and they catch her, hooting and hollering all the while.
  48. >You don't even...
  49. >"I'm not a raper. It's his turn."
  50. >Roseluck finally calms everyp0ny down.
  51. >"All right. Sorry, I was lost in a train of thought from all that goodness I just heard."
  52. >Nigga u srs?
  53. >"Aight, go ahead and get this crowd pumped up even more."
  54. Gladly.
  55. >You take a deep breath and pick up your clothes. Time to end this filly.
  56. Supa Hot Kindness? More like Supa Cold Rapist.
  57. Trying to get in my pants, but fail because you're shit.
  58. >You notice Fluttershy and Roseluck playing rock, paper, scissors. Don't know how that works.
  59. My words run circles around you.
  60. Head spinnin', word flippin', watching your eyes shake, BOO!
  61. >This startles the Fluttershy.
  62. Your rhymes are nothing, your skills are inferior.
  63. I'm as great as Celestia. Superior!
  64. Go home and take care of your animals. You ain't ready.
  65. Once you are, you know where to find me.
  66.  
  67. >You finished, smiling thinking you did God's work.
  68. >You know you won after those hot rhymes.
  69. >The crowd looks bored.
  70. >Roseluck coughs to break the silence.
  71. >"Er...well that was...nice. I guess."
  72. >What? You destroyed this mare.
  73. >This shit is so rigged.
  74. >"Alright, stand back you guys. I'm gonna make this human mine."
  75. >Fluttershy smirks.
  76. >You're sweating bullets.
  77. >"Tick, Tock, Clock."
  78. >She eyes your crotch.
  79. >"I got my mouth on that hot monkey dock!"
  80. >In a flash, she bum rushes you to the ground, unzips your pants, and wraps her mouth on your dick.
  81. >The crowd goes wild as you are being raped in front of them.
  82. >Roseluck: "There you have it folks, the champ is still around to rap another day. Supa Hot Kindness takes this win!
  83. >Okay, that's it.
  84. >Remove the Flutterlamprey off your junk, turn her around, and toss her into the crowd of ponies.
  85. >Got a fucking strike.
  86. >You storm off home, thinking of only one thing.
  87. Fucking Supa Hot Kindness.
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