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Rape Cypher

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  1. >Taking a nap on your couch.
  2. >Just trying to wind down after a long day at Sweet Apple Acres.
  3. >There's a knock at the door.
  4. Damn it, I'm trying to sleep.
  5. >Roll over.
  6. >The knocking continues.
  7. >It's getting mighty annoying.
  8. >Sigh and get up.
  9. >Walk over and open the door.
  10. >Your face contorts when you see Fluttershy.
  11. >She's has a record player right beside her.
  12. Didn't you try your fetish today?
  13. >She starts it up.
  14. >http://youtu.be/Rdig1MEoPn0
  15. >"AHEM!"
  16. >You're in for a treat today.
  17.  
  18. ---------
  19. >"Hey there boo, how do ya do?"
  20. >"I stopped by to share some love with you."
  21. >"Oh my dear! You look a bit pale."
  22. >"Maybe "The Flutters" should give you some tail."
  23.  
  24. >"My special medicine will help you feel better."
  25. >"Sexual healing! Not trying to be clever."
  26. >"I have many flavors if you don't like vanilla."
  27. >"Fetishes! Recorded over milenia."
  28.  
  29. >"From Latex to chains, learned all from Molestia."
  30. >"Or maybe you're into biastophilia."
  31. >"If so...that...can be...arranged."
  32. >"So just let go, and give me the reigns."
  33.  
  34. >You're tackled to the ground.
  35. OOF!
  36.  
  37. >"So please don't fight it. I know you'll like it."
  38. >"Hearing your screams will be so erotic."
  39. >"Hey babe, I see that you're still resistin'."
  40. >"Maybe the Stare will get you listen."
  41. ---------
  42.  
  43. >She proceeds to use her dreaded Stare.
  44. >But you have been practicing on of your own.
  45. >It was a battle of wills.
  46. >Good thing, yours was stronger.
  47. >She backs down.
  48. >Kick her off.
  49. >She flies into the wall of your house.
  50. >Stand up and tower over her, your gaze seething with malice.
  51.  
  52. ---------
  53. ...I'm sick on your shit.
  54. ...Why won't you quit?
  55. >Raise your hands as if you'd slap her.
  56. >"EEP!"
  57. I've tried to be nice.
  58. I got some reality, I'll give you a slice.
  59.  
  60. You love me? HA! What a liar.
  61. If you wore pants, they'd be on fire.
  62. So much lust, it could feed this nation.
  63. And you smell of animal defecation.
  64.  
  65. Fetishes do nothing, so why won't you stop.
  66. If you keep trying, I might call the cops.
  67. Besides I like it missionary.
  68. For the sole purpose of procreating.
  69.  
  70. >"I tried everything, why won't you love me?"
  71. *sigh* Because you are creepy.
  72. Oh! And One mo' thing.
  73. >"What?"
  74. >Chrysalis appears beside you in a burst of green flames.
  75. I'm into changelings.
  76. ---------
  77.  
  78. >Hop on her back.
  79. HI HO SILVER!!! AWAY!
  80. >Slap the bugpony's ass and she starts running off into the sunset.
  81. >At least you have finally dealt with...
  82. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  83. >...or did you?
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