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Obnoxious Fluttershy

By: minion_of_Lulu on Feb 7th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.02 KB  |  hits: 165  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day I suck all the cocks.
  2. >Wake up, triple S that bathroom.
  3. >Head downstairs.
  4. >Knock at the door.
  5. >Open up, it's Fluttershy dressed as you with a nametag saying "Hi, my name is SonicBlackBoom".
  6. >"HAI GAIZ, I SUCK DICK!"
  7. Fluttershy, what are you do-
  8. >"HURR, I SHOUT FOR NO RAISIN."
  9. >You facepalm.
  10. Please stop shouting like an idiot.
  11. >"NO MAN, I LIKE SHOUTING, GOT TO BE DIFFERENT."
  12. No, you're being a faggot. Stop it.
  13. >Ponies hear the commotion and start walking up to your house.
  14. >They begin to murmur about this strange human being obnoxious.
  15. Fluttershy, you're making a scene.
  16. >"I NO FLOOTURSHAI! I'M SANICNIGGERBANG! I SUCK ALL THE CAWKZ!"
  17. >You shut the door. You fucking give up.
  18. >"LEL, U SO MAD!"
  19. >The ponies dispurse, callin Fluttershy an idiot.
  20. >Derpy calls her a retard.
  21. >Knock at the door a few minutes later.
  22. >Open it to see Fluttershy beaming a smile at you.
  23. >"Is being an obnoxious person who doesn't listen your fetish."
  24. >Falcon Punch the bitch over a rainbow.
  25. >"I DIDN'T HEAR A NO!"
  26. >Fucking Fluttershy.
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