- >Sitting in class taking notes from Ms. Cheerilee.
- >A note slips onto your desk.
- >You know who gave it to you just from the fancy parchment alone.
- >You don't know what's in it and frankly don't care.
- >Decide to slide it into your pocket before the teacher sees it.
- >However, with your luck, that never happens.
- >"Anon, is that a note?"
- >You curse under your breath and look away.
- >As much as you want to say no, Fluttershy's upbringing made you into a do-gooder.
- >With a slight nod, you slowly bring your gaze to meet Cheerilee's.
- "Yes Ms. Cheerilee."
- >"Well then, since this note couldn't wait until class was dismissed, would you mind reading it in front of the class."
- >Your stomach churns just thinking about it.
- >After a momentary pause, you stand up from your seat.
- >Everyone's eyes is on you.
- >Opening the note, you pray it's something about meeting the dastardly duo after school.
- >The silence in the room is too jarring.
- >As you skimmed the first line, your entire face turns pale.
- >Time slows as you realize what Diamond Tiara just sent you.
- >That filly's stifled laughter taunts you.
- >You want to die.
- >"Well, Mr. Anon?"
- >You are brought back to reality while an impatient Cheerilee stares you down.
- >"Come on, Anon. We do not have all day."
- >You shake your head.
- "I-I can't read this..."
- >Those words did not sit well with your teacher.
- >"Read the note."
- >You refuse again.
- >"If you won't read this."
- >She snatches it out of your hand.
- >"Then I will."
- "No...no wait!"
- >You reach for the note, but she blocks your arms with her pony body.
- >"I am a pretty princess and I love staring at Ms. Cheerilee's..."
- >She pauses.
- >You see her ears flatten against her head and her entire face turn bright red.
- >She quickly hops away, doing a 180 turn in mid air.
- >"We'll...have a talk about this after class."
- >Cheerilee makes her way back to the front of the class and continues her lesson.
- >You sit back down and look over towards Diamond Tiara.
- >She's giving you that look again.
- >You know that when she has you alone, you're going to go through the ringer.
- >Luckily the rest of the class goes on without a hitch.
- >Before you know it, class was over and you stayed behind with Cheerilee.
- >The talk is awkward.
- >For the most part, she just lectured about "Urges" and "The Birds and the Bees".
- >You tuned her out for most of it, seeing as you get crash courses from two spoiled fillies.
- >Before long, you are out of there and ready to go home.
- >Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon wait for you outside the school.
- >"So, how did you like staring at Ms. Cheerilee's bu-"
- "Leave me alone, Tiara."
- >You walk forward, but Silver Spoon steps in your path.
- >She wears that smug grin like a badge of honor as she addresses you.
- >"Where do you think you're going?"
- "Home. I have chores to do."
- >Diamond Tiarra nods."
- >"Fine, but not before we get our fun."
- >As much as you want to tell her off, she more or less owns you.
- >"Follow us."
- >Diamond Tiara whacks you with her tail as she walks off towards the secluded part of the school yard.
- >Silver Spoon nudges you along to follow.
- >With a heavy sigh, you follow them.
- >A bump here, a sugar lump there, and a few rumps to the face later, the two fillies leave you smelling like perfume and musk.
- >Diamond Tiara shoves a hoof into your gut.
- >"Same time tomorrow, or else. Got it, monkey?"
- >You gulp and nod.
- >The pink filly smiles before removing her hoof.
- >"Good boy. Let's go, Silver Spoon. Let's see what those Crusaders are up to. Probably something dumb like always."
- >The two fillies are gone.
- >You sit a while longer, and then make your way home.
- >If most days with them were like this, then it wouldn't be too bad.
- >You can take a few bumps.

