- (Lulu)
- >Day Legends in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Playing Myths and Legends.
- >Reminds you of a game back home.
- >Made it to Platinum Elo with your friend "the Gr8 n Powerful".
- >Dragon Lady/Hay Sin combo too stronk.
- >Hop into Ranked.
- >Queue wait time is...45 minutes?!?!
- >FFFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
- >Sigh solemnly to yourself. Nothing to do but wait.
- >Knock at the door.
- >Get up to open it.
- >Surprise, surprise. It's your friendly neighborhood rapist, Fluttershy.
- >And she's wearing some strange get-up.
- >A martial artist outfit with a bandanna over her eyes.
- >"Trust your senses...find the dick."
- >She boobs your dick with her hoof.
- >You cum instantly.
- "The fuck was that?!!?"
- >Fluttershy smells the semen splattered on the crotch of your pants.
- >"Oh yes! I did it."
- >You growl, pick up the light Pegasus, and punt her away.
- "STAY AWAY! I'M GETTING THE ELOZ!"
- >Slam the door shut.
- >Walk over to your battle station.
- >Your blood runs cold.
- >"You have failed to connect to a game."
- >But it was only 3 minutes. This fucking thing lied!
- >Decide best not to punch your only source of entertainment.
- >Sit back down and restart queue.
- >Avg. Wait: 30 min.
- >Begin to bang your head against the keyboard.
- >At least you are fucking Fluttershy, the Pervy Blind Pony.
- (Nebulus)
- >Day Myths in Equestria
- >You are Fluttershy - The Blind Pony
- >Oh who are you kidding, no you're not.
- >You open the door to your cottage and throw off the bandanna, sighing.
- I just wish he'd love me...
- >There's suddenly a knock on the door
- >It might be Anon!
- >Oh my goodness!
- >Go to open it, a smile creeping onto your face
- >Open it
- >Harry the Bear is stood there, wearing a strange looking outfit, covered in bones.
- Harry? What are you-
- >Harry bear-punches you in the face
- >You go flying backwards
- >Shocked, you nurse your muzzle
- >Rage overtakes you
- NOW LISTEN HERE, MISTER!
- >Harry roars and charges
- >You sidestep and he runs past you, coming to a halt before he reaches the wall
- >You look down and see the bandanna
- >Pick it up and put it on over your eyes
- This one's for you, Anon.
- >Your senses become heightened and you hear Harry charge again
- >You can sense him coming from his scent.
- >Before he can hit you you lunge forward and drop kick him in the jibs
- >He buckles over
- >You punch the flaw, causing a shockwave to ripple under Harry's feel, making him lose his balance
- >Before he can fall over you unleash the strongest kick you have, launching him away, through 2 walls and into your kitchen
- >Hear pots and pats clatter to the floor in a cacophony of noise
- >Take off your bandanna
- >Harry is slumped against the crushed kitchen counter, covered in custard.
- B-blindness is no impairment against a smelly enemy...
- (Lulu)
- >Day gaming in Equestria.
- >You are Anon.
- >Finally got into the game.
- >After a bit of arguing and name calling, you are finally in the game.
- >About to show these fillies the power of Jungle Hay Sin.
- >They will feel the pain train.
- >Buy items and get ready to start.
- >Hear a sound of something speeding towards you.
- That's not good.
- >Here a frigthened roar of a deadly beast speeding towards you.
- >Instinctively jump out of the way.
- >Cue large bear crashing through your wall and destroying your computer.
- No...
- >You can't believe what just happened.
- NOOOOOO!!!!!
- >Kick the bear in the face.
- Fucking bear!
- >You walk to the hole in your wall and scream at the top of your lungs.
- FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!!!!
- >You know it was her fault for some reason.
- >Find out later that you were permabanned for leaving.
- >...Fucking Myths and Legends. You're going to DOTPA 2.
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