- (This takes place sometime between Parts 7 and 8)
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- >It's Trixie time!
- >Today is Hearts and Hooves Day.
- >And all you want more than anything is to show Anon how much you love him.
- >Today is going to be the day he'll see the light.
- >You will win Anon over with your charm.
- >You have done so with many of stallions before. Anon shouldn't be any different.
- >Wake up.
- >Clean bowels, bathe, style mane.
- >Got to look perfect for your human.
- >Head downstairs to cook him breakfast.
- >Something simple: eggs in a shape of a heart, toast, orange juice, and some oatmeal.
- >All with a pink flower right beside it.
- >It's the thought that counts.
- Oh, this will warm him up. No one can resist breakfast in bed.
- >Once everything is situated on the tray, you levitate the food up the stairs and to his door.
- I can't wait to see the look on his face.
- >Trying to withhold your enthusiasm is hard.
- >As you knock on the door, it swings open and pins you between the wall and the door.
- >How that's possible? Seeing it normally swings inward.
- >Anon storms out, grumbling like a grumpy old man.
- >Notices the mess of food on the floor.
- >Growls and kicks the mess.
- >"Great, a wonderful start to this day..."
- >He storms off to the bathroom to start his morning routine.
- >You eventually manage to break free.
- >Look down at your breakfast for him.
- >Ruined.
- >You want to cry, but that's not in The Great and Powerful Trixie's moveset.
- No...it's not over. I can still make it work.
- >With renewed vigor, you clean up the mess and start on breakfast again.
- He'll be thankful either way.
- >As breakfast was finished and the food placed on the table, Anon arrives down the stairs.
- >Still grumbling nonsense.
- Morning Anon!
- >You say in a chipper tone.
- >Anon grunts like a neanderthal.
- I made you breakfast. Enjoy this wonderful feast!
- >Put some Great and Powerful flare on that.
- >He looks at his food.
- >A slight smile crosses his face.
- >It's working!
- >He sits down and chows down.
- So...how is it?
- >"Good."
- >He praised your cooking! You knew you could turn things around.
- Nothing's gonna break my stride.
- >There's a knock at the door.
- >Oh no...not now.
- I'll handle...
- >Anon quickly stands up and storms over to the door.
- >He looks pissed.
- >Well, he was interrupted eating your glorious breakfast.
- >You watch from the table.
- >"U-um...H-Happy Hear-"
- >That was indeed Fluttershy.
- >You watch as Anon grabs something from her hoof.
- >The sound of ripping paper permeates the silence of the house.
- >He throws something at her, then slams the door shut.
- >You could hear the sounds of Fluttershy crying on the other side of the door.
- >Well, at least he got rid of her. Makes this easier.
- So, uh...I was thinking maybe we can do something nice today.
- >He stares at you, muttering not-so-nice things.
- H-how about getting brunch at Sugarcube Corner?
- >Yes, you set something up with the pink pony.
- >He glares at you.
- >You feel so small under that gaze.
- >Time to turn on the cute.
- P-please?
- >Your ears flatten against your head while pouting, and your eyes begin to water, as if close to tears.
- >This softens the beast.
- >Anon sighs and pets your head.
- >"Fine..."
- >Mission Accomplished!
- Don't worry, you'll enjoy it!
- >Time elapses; now it's noon.
- >Your lunch date with Anon will make him see that you do love him.
- >Sweet talk your way into his heart.
- >But on your way, your human seems more...agitated.
- >As if someone other than you speaks to him, he'll blow his top.
- >And just up ahead are three fillies each carrying a card with the words "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Anon"
- >It was those Cutie Mark Discoverers... or something.
- >Even if they don't stand a chance with your Anon, you don't want to see the repeat of this morning.
- >They're too young to have their hearts broken.
- >What? You aren't a cruel pony.
- >Need to think of something quick.
- >"Heya Anon! Heya Trixie!" The yellow one says with a smile.
- >Too late.
- >You take a quick look at Anon.
- >He does not seem amused, but he's not as angry as he was with Fluttershy this morning.
- >Time to smooth talk your way out of this.
- Uh, Appleblossom...
- >"Appleblume!"
- >Same thing...
- Applebloom. I see you have something for Anon. But...anyp0ny can give a card. You should go get Anon something special!
- >The three fillies look at one another with questioning eyes.
- >"Like what?!" the three ask in unison.
- >God these fillies are annoying...in a cute way.
- I'm sure three smart little fillies like yourselves will figure something out. Now begone. Time is ticking!
- >Give them that cheerful smile you've perfected.
- >"Gee! Okay then. Thanks Trix!" the orange one said with a cheery smile.
- >You will let that slide. She doesn't know.
- >Arrive at Sugarcube Corner.
- >It's not that crowded. Good, the way you want it to be.
- >Walk in further, a pink blur flies towards you, only stopping mere inches from your face.
- >"OMG! You're finally here Trixie I have everything ready for you I mean what kind of planner would I be if nothing was ready for my guest and Anon it's nice o see ya since you are always so grumpy grump this time of year and hope that- MMMPHMMH!!!"
- >You plug your hoof in Pinkie Pie's mouth.
- >This mare talks too damn much.
- >But, what did she mean that he's always grumpy this time of year?
- >Must be a human thing.
- Our table?
- >Remove your hoof from her mouth.
- >She finally calms down, then puts on a moustashe and a waiter's outfit.
- >"Right this way, madam. Sir."
- >Sounds just like those snooty ponies in Canterlot.
- >....heh.
- >Arrive at your table.
- >A quiet section of the shop made just for you and Anon made all romantic-like.
- >Candles, flower in a vase, low lighting, the whole shebang.
- >A flicker of magic made the zone soundproof. No sound can come in, nor out.
- >Keep this conversation private.
- >You take your seats, Pinkie Pie pours you both some sarsaparilla and hands you both a menu.
- >She pulls out a notepad and a pencil, ready to write.
- >"What will it be for the lady?"
- >You carefully look at the menu.
- >It was Diabetes Central.
- >But...Pinkie Pie wanted to help you.
- >And for cheap as well.
- I guess...strawberry pancakes.
- >"A fine choice! And for you my good sir?"
- >Anon vision was full on pink.
- >You could see a vein pulsing on his forehead.
- >Not good...
- Um...he'll have the same thing.
- >Pinkie backs off.
- >You could breathe easier.
- >Pinkie bows.
- >"Your orders will be here shortly."
- >She pulls out a chef's hat and strips from her waiter outfit and zooms off to the back.
- >Still wonder how she does that.
- >Fucking reality bending.
- >Turn your attention towards Anon.
- I, um... am glad you came out today.
- >He mutters something under his breath.
- >He's averting his gaze.
- >Is he bored? Are you doing something wrong?
- >No, failure is not an option. You'll make him yours.
- >Time to turn on your charm.
- >Flip your mane, and give him that sexy stare of yours.
- You look nice today. Maybe later we can have some fun.
- >He just growls like a diamond mutt.
- >Well damn.
- >Try an assortment of attacks to break down his grumpy shield.
- >It's too strong.
- >Sigh and give up.
- >Pinkie returns with your strawberry pancakes in tow.
- >Now wearing the waiter's outfit again.
- >"Bon Appetit!"
- >Maybe some small talk can chip away his negativity.
- >The meal was horrible.
- >Not the food, that was delicious, but the atmosphere.
- >You just couldn't get Anon to open up.
- >You even used the corny "How's the weather" line.
- >He just sat there with his arms crossed, barely ate his food.
- >And he kept muttering to himself.
- >Something is up.
- >Time to get to the bottom of this.
- Anon...talk to me?
- >Move closer and place your hoof on his arm.
- >He flinches away.
- W-what's wrong?
- >Out the corner of your eye, you swore you saw something yellow and pink.
- >Turn to see that nothing was there.
- >Strange...
- >"Nnnng..." Anon shudder. "I don't do hoofsies Trixie."
- But...I'm no-!
- >"ON TOP OF OL' SMOKEY!!!"
- >The fuck?!!?
- >Good thing you soundproofed the area.
- >Look under the table.
- >See Fluttershy giving Anon a blowie.
- THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!
- >The rape whorse takes Anon's milk shooter out of her mouth.
- >"Um...giving him a proper gift for Hearts and Hooves Day."
- >The nerve of this bitch ruining your outing.
- >magic_revving.exe
- >Pull the bitch out from under the table and slam her on the ground.
- >"The fuck...Fluttershy!?"
- >She smiles at your human.
- >"H-Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, my love."
- Bucking Fluttershy! You ruined everything!
- >It was then you saw Anon's face morphs into something that could make Discord flinch.
- >"That's it! That is fucking it! I had it!"
- >He flips over the table.
- >"I just wanted to be left alone! I didn't want to come out here. I didn't want to eat food! I just wanted to be inside my home!"
- A-anon. Calm down. You're making a scene.
- >"NO! I won't calm the fuck down!"
- >Fluttershy is backing up.
- >"I see this is a bad time, so I'll be going now!"
- >Yellow rape makes a dash out of there.
- >Anon grabs her by the tail.
- >"AND YOU!!!! You..."
- >The other ponies notice Anon going wild.
- >Good thing they couldn't hear the things he said.
- >She may burst into treats any second.
- >"NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
- >Fluttershy is sent running out of the bakery crying.
- Okay, that was a bit out of line.
- >"NO! I'm sick of this! I don't care about this holiday. It's dumb. I'd rather put my head in a blender while setting off fireworks up my ass than celebrate this holiday with anyone!"
- >Your body wasn't ready.
- >You couldn't believe what he just said.
- >How could he bash this holiday.
- >Even if it's about lovers...it's also about celebrating with friends.
- >And Anon is your friend...or we was.
- Anon...
- >Your cheeks puff up like an angry parasprite.
- Fine! Be that way, you jerk!
- >You had a few choice words for him, but you were too hurt to say them.
- >Your hooves went into flight mode and rush home.
- >All you wanted was to love him, and for him to love you.
- >What you got was a slap in the face.
- Buckin' Anon.
- >You are Anon.
- >Trixie just ran out on you.
- >Great, now you have to pay for this meal.
- >Fucking Hearts and Hooves Day.
- >It's nothing but a bane to your existence.
- >"ANON!"
- >Turn to find an angry Pinkie Pie.
- >She's glaring at you like you broke a Pinkie Promise
- >"Sit..."
- No. I'm out of here. Put the meal on my tab.
- >Try to walk away from Pink ADHD.
- >Bad move.
- >"I...said...SIT!"
- >She forces you down into the chair, using reality bending powers at her disposal.
- >Now you're tied to a chair.
- >"Now...lets have a little chat on friendship."
- >Oh boy, here we go...
- -10 minutes later-
- >"And that's why Hay Sin is the best champion in the game."
- >You're bawling at this point.
- >What have you done.
- >You were out of line.
- I dun goof'd...
- >Pinkie smiles at you.
- >She loosens the ropes.
- >"Go back to her and apologize."
- >You nod and run out of the store.
- >Pinkie puts on her moustashe."
- >"Welp, back to bakin'!"
- >You're now Trixie.
- >And you're in bed.
- >Alone.
- >Crying.
- >Anon doesn't love you.
- >He isn't capable of love.
- >Maybe everything was a lie.
- >Maybe you should just give up.
- >Live out this contract, then move away.
- >Have no attachment to anyone.
- >They always hurt you in the end.
- >Go back to being that heartless bitch you once were.
- >That everyp0ny knows.
- >But that's not the real you.
- >These thoughts only make you weep harder.
- Anon...you dummy.
- >Your door opens.
- >You try to quiet your sobs and pretend you're asleep.
- >The intruder enters your room and sits beside your bed.
- >"I'm sorry Trixie..."
- >It's Anon.
- >"I know you probably don't want to talk to me, but..."
- >He sighs.
- >"I didn't mean to say all those things back at Sugarcube Corner. I just...have bad memories on earth when this holiday came around."
- >You roll over to find Anon staring at the floor.
- >"That's why I acted like an ass. I never wanted to take it out on you."
- >Sit up and slowly crawl over to him.
- >"All you wanted to do was hang out as friends. I'll do whatever you want. I just don't want to lose a good friend. I'm really sorry."
- >Friend... well you know he cares for you.
- >Maybe he's capable of loving.
- >Then...you won't give up.
- >You lay your head on his lap.
- You apologize too much, you know that.
- >You sigh.
- Snuggles...
- >"What was that?"
- >You turn your head upwards, gazing into Anon's [DATA EXPUNGED] colored eyes.
- >His body was so warm.
- >A soft smile crossing your lips as you gaze upon him through tear-stained eyes.
- I want you to lie with me and snuggle... until I say to stop.
- >Anon smiles and lies beside you on your bed.
- >"Fine...you can have your snuggles."
- >You sigh contently as you bury your face into his chest.
- >Fore hooves folded under you.
- >He wraps his arms around you, petting your mane.
- >You listen to his heartbeat.
- >You swear your heart is slowly matching his rhythm.
- >And his scent. Just can't get enough of it.
- >You let out a whinny and snort.
- >Your human just chuckles while continuing to pet you.
- >The dead can no longer know such joys.
- >This feels incredible.
- >You may not have Anon now, but one day he'll look past your pony form.
- >And transcend the bonds of friendship.
- >You will be his mare.
- >And him, your human.
- >But for now, you'll stick with snuggles.
- >Take what you can get.
- >Eventually, you both fall asleep.
- >Feels good man.
- >Hours past.
- >There's a loud knock at the door.
- >You both are awaken from your slumber.
- >"I'll get it."
- It might be Fluttershy again... I'm coming too.
- >You both share a yawn and head towards the entrance to your humble abode.
- >Open it.
- >It's definitely not Fluttershy.
- >It's those three fillies.
- >And they seem...different.
- >The yellow pony is wearing one of those cowboy hats, a vest, flankless chaps, and carrying a rope.
- >The white unicorn is wearing a leather cap, a black corset with red lacing, and black fishnet stockings, holding a whip in her mouth.
- >Also has on a lot of makeup.
- >Looks more like a poor clown than a street-walker.
- >The orange pegasus is wearing a strap-on dildo.
- >But not any dildo.
- >No...it's the legendary "Plot Device". Crafted for those who dares to take a grand ride.
- >You just stare.
- >Anon's eyes twitch.
- >"W-what's going on here?"
- >The three were giddy in excitement.
- >"HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY ANON!" They three yell in unison.
- >The white one cracks her whip.
- >Well shit...didn't think they'd go that far.
- Um... wat?
- >"Um... wat?
- >Yellow apple speaks up first.
- >"Well, Trixie did say t'at anyp0ny coulda give ya a card. So we gots to thinkin', 'Wut would Anon like?' But, we couldn't think of anything.
- >"So!" The unicorn pipes up, "We each asked our sisters..."
- >"I asked Rainbow Dash!" Says the scooter filly.
- >"Yeah... we asked them, what do stallions like? They each told us these things and well...here we are!"
- >These fillies...
- >No, their sisters are some kinky mares.
- >You sigh.
- >"Well girls, I'm...happy that you got me this gift. But, that's a bit too... much."
- >They look so crestfallen.
- >"But, thanks I guess. It's the thought that counts. Now off you go. It's getting late."
- >The three feel a little better.
- >He walks back in. Leaving you with the three fillies.
- Hey girls... uh. Anon was just being modest. But I think he'll like those gifts.
- >"Really?" Sweetie Belle says with a hint of excitement.
- Uh...Yes! I'll just hold on to those if ya don't mind. I'll give them to him.
- >They strip off their clothes and leave them in front of your hooves.
- >"Thank ya Trixie. Hope Anon likes the gift!" Yellow Apple says with a grin.
- >They walk off.
- >You grab the items in your magic grasp and sneak them into your room.
- >Stick them in your large trunk.
- >Smile to yourself, thinking of the many things you'd do to Anon with them.
- I know I'll be using these sometime later.
- END

