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Lulamoon Rape Protection: Hearts and Hooves Day Special

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  1. (This takes place sometime between Parts 7 and 8)
  2. =====================
  3. >It's Trixie time!
  4. >Today is Hearts and Hooves Day.
  5. >And all you want more than anything is to show Anon how much you love him.
  6. >Today is going to be the day he'll see the light.
  7. >You will win Anon over with your charm.
  8. >You have done so with many of stallions before. Anon shouldn't be any different.
  9. >Wake up.
  10. >Clean bowels, bathe, style mane.
  11. >Got to look perfect for your human.
  12. >Head downstairs to cook him breakfast.
  13. >Something simple: eggs in a shape of a heart, toast, orange juice, and some oatmeal.
  14. >All with a pink flower right beside it.
  15. >It's the thought that counts.
  16. Oh, this will warm him up. No one can resist breakfast in bed.
  17. >Once everything is situated on the tray, you levitate the food up the stairs and to his door.
  18. I can't wait to see the look on his face.
  19. >Trying to withhold your enthusiasm is hard.
  20. >As you knock on the door, it swings open and pins you between the wall and the door.
  21. >How that's possible? Seeing it normally swings inward.
  22. >Anon storms out, grumbling like a grumpy old man.
  23. >Notices the mess of food on the floor.
  24. >Growls and kicks the mess.
  25. >"Great, a wonderful start to this day..."
  26. >He storms off to the bathroom to start his morning routine.
  27.  
  28. >You eventually manage to break free.
  29. >Look down at your breakfast for him.
  30. >Ruined.
  31. >You want to cry, but that's not in The Great and Powerful Trixie's moveset.
  32. No...it's not over. I can still make it work.
  33. >With renewed vigor, you clean up the mess and start on breakfast again.
  34. He'll be thankful either way.
  35. >As breakfast was finished and the food placed on the table, Anon arrives down the stairs.
  36. >Still grumbling nonsense.
  37. Morning Anon!
  38. >You say in a chipper tone.
  39. >Anon grunts like a neanderthal.
  40. I made you breakfast. Enjoy this wonderful feast!
  41. >Put some Great and Powerful flare on that.
  42. >He looks at his food.
  43. >A slight smile crosses his face.
  44. >It's working!
  45. >He sits down and chows down.
  46. So...how is it?
  47. >"Good."
  48. >He praised your cooking! You knew you could turn things around.
  49. Nothing's gonna break my stride.
  50. >There's a knock at the door.
  51. >Oh no...not now.
  52. I'll handle...
  53. >Anon quickly stands up and storms over to the door.
  54. >He looks pissed.
  55. >Well, he was interrupted eating your glorious breakfast.
  56.  
  57. >You watch from the table.
  58. >"U-um...H-Happy Hear-"
  59. >That was indeed Fluttershy.
  60. >You watch as Anon grabs something from her hoof.
  61. >The sound of ripping paper permeates the silence of the house.
  62. >He throws something at her, then slams the door shut.
  63. >You could hear the sounds of Fluttershy crying on the other side of the door.
  64. >Well, at least he got rid of her. Makes this easier.
  65. So, uh...I was thinking maybe we can do something nice today.
  66. >He stares at you, muttering not-so-nice things.
  67. H-how about getting brunch at Sugarcube Corner?
  68. >Yes, you set something up with the pink pony.
  69. >He glares at you.
  70. >You feel so small under that gaze.
  71. >Time to turn on the cute.
  72. P-please?
  73. >Your ears flatten against your head while pouting, and your eyes begin to water, as if close to tears.
  74. >This softens the beast.
  75. >Anon sighs and pets your head.
  76. >"Fine..."
  77. >Mission Accomplished!
  78. Don't worry, you'll enjoy it!
  79.  
  80. >Time elapses; now it's noon.
  81. >Your lunch date with Anon will make him see that you do love him.
  82. >Sweet talk your way into his heart.
  83. >But on your way, your human seems more...agitated.
  84. >As if someone other than you speaks to him, he'll blow his top.
  85. >And just up ahead are three fillies each carrying a card with the words "Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, Anon"
  86. >It was those Cutie Mark Discoverers... or something.
  87. >Even if they don't stand a chance with your Anon, you don't want to see the repeat of this morning.
  88. >They're too young to have their hearts broken.
  89. >What? You aren't a cruel pony.
  90. >Need to think of something quick.
  91. >"Heya Anon! Heya Trixie!" The yellow one says with a smile.
  92. >Too late.
  93. >You take a quick look at Anon.
  94. >He does not seem amused, but he's not as angry as he was with Fluttershy this morning.
  95. >Time to smooth talk your way out of this.
  96. Uh, Appleblossom...
  97. >"Appleblume!"
  98. >Same thing...
  99. Applebloom. I see you have something for Anon. But...anyp0ny can give a card. You should go get Anon something special!
  100. >The three fillies look at one another with questioning eyes.
  101. >"Like what?!" the three ask in unison.
  102. >God these fillies are annoying...in a cute way.
  103. I'm sure three smart little fillies like yourselves will figure something out. Now begone. Time is ticking!
  104. >Give them that cheerful smile you've perfected.
  105. >"Gee! Okay then. Thanks Trix!" the orange one said with a cheery smile.
  106. >You will let that slide. She doesn't know.
  107.  
  108. >Arrive at Sugarcube Corner.
  109. >It's not that crowded. Good, the way you want it to be.
  110. >Walk in further, a pink blur flies towards you, only stopping mere inches from your face.
  111. >"OMG! You're finally here Trixie I have everything ready for you I mean what kind of planner would I be if nothing was ready for my guest and Anon it's nice o see ya since you are always so grumpy grump this time of year and hope that- MMMPHMMH!!!"
  112. >You plug your hoof in Pinkie Pie's mouth.
  113. >This mare talks too damn much.
  114. >But, what did she mean that he's always grumpy this time of year?
  115. >Must be a human thing.
  116. Our table?
  117. >Remove your hoof from her mouth.
  118. >She finally calms down, then puts on a moustashe and a waiter's outfit.
  119. >"Right this way, madam. Sir."
  120. >Sounds just like those snooty ponies in Canterlot.
  121. >....heh.
  122. >Arrive at your table.
  123. >A quiet section of the shop made just for you and Anon made all romantic-like.
  124. >Candles, flower in a vase, low lighting, the whole shebang.
  125. >A flicker of magic made the zone soundproof. No sound can come in, nor out.
  126. >Keep this conversation private.
  127.  
  128. >You take your seats, Pinkie Pie pours you both some sarsaparilla and hands you both a menu.
  129. >She pulls out a notepad and a pencil, ready to write.
  130. >"What will it be for the lady?"
  131. >You carefully look at the menu.
  132. >It was Diabetes Central.
  133. >But...Pinkie Pie wanted to help you.
  134. >And for cheap as well.
  135. I guess...strawberry pancakes.
  136. >"A fine choice! And for you my good sir?"
  137. >Anon vision was full on pink.
  138. >You could see a vein pulsing on his forehead.
  139. >Not good...
  140. Um...he'll have the same thing.
  141. >Pinkie backs off.
  142. >You could breathe easier.
  143. >Pinkie bows.
  144. >"Your orders will be here shortly."
  145. >She pulls out a chef's hat and strips from her waiter outfit and zooms off to the back.
  146. >Still wonder how she does that.
  147. >Fucking reality bending.
  148. >Turn your attention towards Anon.
  149. I, um... am glad you came out today.
  150. >He mutters something under his breath.
  151. >He's averting his gaze.
  152. >Is he bored? Are you doing something wrong?
  153. >No, failure is not an option. You'll make him yours.
  154. >Time to turn on your charm.
  155. >Flip your mane, and give him that sexy stare of yours.
  156. You look nice today. Maybe later we can have some fun.
  157. >He just growls like a diamond mutt.
  158. >Well damn.
  159. >Try an assortment of attacks to break down his grumpy shield.
  160. >It's too strong.
  161. >Sigh and give up.
  162. >Pinkie returns with your strawberry pancakes in tow.
  163. >Now wearing the waiter's outfit again.
  164. >"Bon Appetit!"
  165. >Maybe some small talk can chip away his negativity.
  166.  
  167. >The meal was horrible.
  168. >Not the food, that was delicious, but the atmosphere.
  169. >You just couldn't get Anon to open up.
  170. >You even used the corny "How's the weather" line.
  171. >He just sat there with his arms crossed, barely ate his food.
  172. >And he kept muttering to himself.
  173. >Something is up.
  174. >Time to get to the bottom of this.
  175. Anon...talk to me?
  176. >Move closer and place your hoof on his arm.
  177. >He flinches away.
  178. W-what's wrong?
  179. >Out the corner of your eye, you swore you saw something yellow and pink.
  180. >Turn to see that nothing was there.
  181. >Strange...
  182. >"Nnnng..." Anon shudder. "I don't do hoofsies Trixie."
  183. But...I'm no-!
  184. >"ON TOP OF OL' SMOKEY!!!"
  185. >The fuck?!!?
  186. >Good thing you soundproofed the area.
  187. >Look under the table.
  188. >See Fluttershy giving Anon a blowie.
  189. THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING!?!
  190. >The rape whorse takes Anon's milk shooter out of her mouth.
  191. >"Um...giving him a proper gift for Hearts and Hooves Day."
  192. >The nerve of this bitch ruining your outing.
  193. >magic_revving.exe
  194. >Pull the bitch out from under the table and slam her on the ground.
  195. >"The fuck...Fluttershy!?"
  196. >She smiles at your human.
  197. >"H-Happy Hearts and Hooves Day, my love."
  198. Bucking Fluttershy! You ruined everything!
  199.  
  200. >It was then you saw Anon's face morphs into something that could make Discord flinch.
  201. >"That's it! That is fucking it! I had it!"
  202. >He flips over the table.
  203. >"I just wanted to be left alone! I didn't want to come out here. I didn't want to eat food! I just wanted to be inside my home!"
  204. A-anon. Calm down. You're making a scene.
  205. >"NO! I won't calm the fuck down!"
  206. >Fluttershy is backing up.
  207. >"I see this is a bad time, so I'll be going now!"
  208. >Yellow rape makes a dash out of there.
  209. >Anon grabs her by the tail.
  210. >"AND YOU!!!! You..."
  211. >The other ponies notice Anon going wild.
  212. >Good thing they couldn't hear the things he said.
  213. >She may burst into treats any second.
  214. >"NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"
  215. >Fluttershy is sent running out of the bakery crying.
  216. Okay, that was a bit out of line.
  217. >"NO! I'm sick of this! I don't care about this holiday. It's dumb. I'd rather put my head in a blender while setting off fireworks up my ass than celebrate this holiday with anyone!"
  218. >Your body wasn't ready.
  219. >You couldn't believe what he just said.
  220. >How could he bash this holiday.
  221. >Even if it's about lovers...it's also about celebrating with friends.
  222. >And Anon is your friend...or we was.
  223. Anon...
  224. >Your cheeks puff up like an angry parasprite.
  225. Fine! Be that way, you jerk!
  226. >You had a few choice words for him, but you were too hurt to say them.
  227. >Your hooves went into flight mode and rush home.
  228. >All you wanted was to love him, and for him to love you.
  229. >What you got was a slap in the face.
  230. Buckin' Anon.
  231.  
  232. >You are Anon.
  233. >Trixie just ran out on you.
  234. >Great, now you have to pay for this meal.
  235. >Fucking Hearts and Hooves Day.
  236. >It's nothing but a bane to your existence.
  237. >"ANON!"
  238. >Turn to find an angry Pinkie Pie.
  239. >She's glaring at you like you broke a Pinkie Promise
  240. >"Sit..."
  241. No. I'm out of here. Put the meal on my tab.
  242. >Try to walk away from Pink ADHD.
  243. >Bad move.
  244. >"I...said...SIT!"
  245. >She forces you down into the chair, using reality bending powers at her disposal.
  246. >Now you're tied to a chair.
  247. >"Now...lets have a little chat on friendship."
  248. >Oh boy, here we go...
  249. -10 minutes later-
  250. >"And that's why Hay Sin is the best champion in the game."
  251. >You're bawling at this point.
  252. >What have you done.
  253. >You were out of line.
  254. I dun goof'd...
  255. >Pinkie smiles at you.
  256. >She loosens the ropes.
  257. >"Go back to her and apologize."
  258. >You nod and run out of the store.
  259. >Pinkie puts on her moustashe."
  260. >"Welp, back to bakin'!"
  261.  
  262. >You're now Trixie.
  263. >And you're in bed.
  264. >Alone.
  265. >Crying.
  266. >Anon doesn't love you.
  267. >He isn't capable of love.
  268. >Maybe everything was a lie.
  269. >Maybe you should just give up.
  270. >Live out this contract, then move away.
  271. >Have no attachment to anyone.
  272. >They always hurt you in the end.
  273. >Go back to being that heartless bitch you once were.
  274. >That everyp0ny knows.
  275. >But that's not the real you.
  276. >These thoughts only make you weep harder.
  277. Anon...you dummy.
  278. >Your door opens.
  279. >You try to quiet your sobs and pretend you're asleep.
  280. >The intruder enters your room and sits beside your bed.
  281. >"I'm sorry Trixie..."
  282. >It's Anon.
  283. >"I know you probably don't want to talk to me, but..."
  284. >He sighs.
  285. >"I didn't mean to say all those things back at Sugarcube Corner. I just...have bad memories on earth when this holiday came around."
  286. >You roll over to find Anon staring at the floor.
  287. >"That's why I acted like an ass. I never wanted to take it out on you."
  288. >Sit up and slowly crawl over to him.
  289. >"All you wanted to do was hang out as friends. I'll do whatever you want. I just don't want to lose a good friend. I'm really sorry."
  290.  
  291. >Friend... well you know he cares for you.
  292. >Maybe he's capable of loving.
  293. >Then...you won't give up.
  294. >You lay your head on his lap.
  295. You apologize too much, you know that.
  296. >You sigh.
  297. Snuggles...
  298. >"What was that?"
  299. >You turn your head upwards, gazing into Anon's [DATA EXPUNGED] colored eyes.
  300. >His body was so warm.
  301. >A soft smile crossing your lips as you gaze upon him through tear-stained eyes.
  302. I want you to lie with me and snuggle... until I say to stop.
  303. >Anon smiles and lies beside you on your bed.
  304. >"Fine...you can have your snuggles."
  305. >You sigh contently as you bury your face into his chest.
  306. >Fore hooves folded under you.
  307. >He wraps his arms around you, petting your mane.
  308. >You listen to his heartbeat.
  309. >You swear your heart is slowly matching his rhythm.
  310. >And his scent. Just can't get enough of it.
  311. >You let out a whinny and snort.
  312. >Your human just chuckles while continuing to pet you.
  313. >The dead can no longer know such joys.
  314. >This feels incredible.
  315. >You may not have Anon now, but one day he'll look past your pony form.
  316. >And transcend the bonds of friendship.
  317. >You will be his mare.
  318. >And him, your human.
  319. >But for now, you'll stick with snuggles.
  320. >Take what you can get.
  321. >Eventually, you both fall asleep.
  322. >Feels good man.
  323.  
  324. >Hours past.
  325. >There's a loud knock at the door.
  326. >You both are awaken from your slumber.
  327. >"I'll get it."
  328. It might be Fluttershy again... I'm coming too.
  329. >You both share a yawn and head towards the entrance to your humble abode.
  330. >Open it.
  331. >It's definitely not Fluttershy.
  332. >It's those three fillies.
  333. >And they seem...different.
  334. >The yellow pony is wearing one of those cowboy hats, a vest, flankless chaps, and carrying a rope.
  335. >The white unicorn is wearing a leather cap, a black corset with red lacing, and black fishnet stockings, holding a whip in her mouth.
  336. >Also has on a lot of makeup.
  337. >Looks more like a poor clown than a street-walker.
  338. >The orange pegasus is wearing a strap-on dildo.
  339. >But not any dildo.
  340. >No...it's the legendary "Plot Device". Crafted for those who dares to take a grand ride.
  341. >You just stare.
  342. >Anon's eyes twitch.
  343. >"W-what's going on here?"
  344. >The three were giddy in excitement.
  345. >"HAPPY HEARTS AND HOOVES DAY ANON!" They three yell in unison.
  346. >The white one cracks her whip.
  347. >Well shit...didn't think they'd go that far.
  348. Um... wat?
  349. >"Um... wat?
  350.  
  351. >Yellow apple speaks up first.
  352. >"Well, Trixie did say t'at anyp0ny coulda give ya a card. So we gots to thinkin', 'Wut would Anon like?' But, we couldn't think of anything.
  353. >"So!" The unicorn pipes up, "We each asked our sisters..."
  354. >"I asked Rainbow Dash!" Says the scooter filly.
  355. >"Yeah... we asked them, what do stallions like? They each told us these things and well...here we are!"
  356. >These fillies...
  357. >No, their sisters are some kinky mares.
  358. >You sigh.
  359. >"Well girls, I'm...happy that you got me this gift. But, that's a bit too... much."
  360. >They look so crestfallen.
  361. >"But, thanks I guess. It's the thought that counts. Now off you go. It's getting late."
  362. >The three feel a little better.
  363. >He walks back in. Leaving you with the three fillies.
  364. Hey girls... uh. Anon was just being modest. But I think he'll like those gifts.
  365. >"Really?" Sweetie Belle says with a hint of excitement.
  366. Uh...Yes! I'll just hold on to those if ya don't mind. I'll give them to him.
  367. >They strip off their clothes and leave them in front of your hooves.
  368. >"Thank ya Trixie. Hope Anon likes the gift!" Yellow Apple says with a grin.
  369. >They walk off.
  370. >You grab the items in your magic grasp and sneak them into your room.
  371. >Stick them in your large trunk.
  372. >Smile to yourself, thinking of the many things you'd do to Anon with them.
  373. I know I'll be using these sometime later.
  374.  
  375. END