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Lulamoon Rape Protection 1

By: minion_of_Lulu on Dec 4th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 8.95 KB  |  hits: 722  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Day "Sick of Her Shit" in Equestria.
  2. >Fluttershy has been in overdrive with her fetish guesses and rape attempts for the past few months.
  3. >And you are at the end of your rope.
  4. >Its morning, and you're dreading what that mare would come up with next.
  5. >Head into bathroom to start morning routine.
  6. >Flutterskank is there sitting on your toilet.
  7. >"*eep* D-do you mind, Anon? I'm trying to go."
  8. >"Unless you want to watch?"
  9. >Your eye twitches.
  10. >She spreads her legs and begins to relieves herself, showing herself in all her glory.
  11. >You can feel a patch of hair turn grey.
  12. >Pick her up.
  13. >She's still peeing.
  14. >"I-I can't stop!"
  15. >Growl like King Sombra.
  16. >Open the window.
  17. >Toss her out.
  18. >Her piss makes a rainbow.
  19. >Shut the window and lock it.
  20. >Turn back to see the sight of urine all over your bathroom floor.
  21. >Scream at the top of your lungs.
  22. >Then sigh.
  23. I'll clean that later. Didn't have to shit anyway.
  24.  
  25. >Go to take a shower.
  26. >Take off clothes.
  27. >Hop in.
  28. >Something catches your eye.
  29. >See something tiny and black sticking out of the wall at your waist height.
  30. >It's a tiny camera.
  31. >Grunt and yank it out.
  32. >Hear a voice from outside.
  33. >"Oh horsefeathers..."
  34. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  35. >Shave with no difficulties.
  36. >Clean up piss on the floor.
  37. >Head to get breakfast afterwards.
  38. >Mmm, Applejacks. And they taste like apples.
  39. >Hear a knock at the door.
  40. >Ignore it.
  41. >Wrecking ball out of fucking nowhere.
  42. WHAT THE HELL FLUTTERSHY!?!?!
  43. >Fluttershy is sitting on the wreckingball now.
  44. >With a construction worker jump suit.
  45. >"So Anon..."
  46. >She pulls the zipper, showing off her yellow coat.
  47. >It reaches the base, showing off her marehood.
  48. >"Wanna do it?"
  49.  
  50. >That was it.
  51. >You fucking lost your shit right there.
  52. Flut-tER-SHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
  53. >Your eyes turned into daggers.
  54. >You are seething with rage.
  55. You have till the count of 3 to GET...THE FUCK...OUT OF HERE!!!
  56. >"Uh, Anon. *EEP* Y-you c-c-calm down M-Mister! Y-you'll regret it."
  57. THREE!!
  58. >"EEP!"
  59. >Fluttershy flies out of there at the speed of Kenyans.
  60. >With your rage-induced Hulk state, you picked up the wrecking ball.
  61. >Snapping the chain.
  62. >And throwing it towards Fluttershy's direction.
  63. >In your blinded rage, you fail to see the huge trampoline a good 50 yards away.
  64. >The wrecking ball hits it, and flings back towards you.
  65. >You duck in the nick of time.
  66. >Your house however...
  67. >Fucking destroyed.
  68. ...FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  69. >"Tsk Tsk Tsk. Poor Anon."
  70. >Turn around towards your wrecked home.
  71. >See a blue unicorn with that white mane.
  72. Not now Trixie.
  73. >You are still pissed about her forcing herself onto you after her magic show.
  74. >You just wanted her autograph, not to rut her.
  75. >Fucking magic.
  76.  
  77. >"Still sore about that, Anon?"
  78. Fuck you.
  79. >You can see that smug look on her face.
  80. >That same face she had when she made you lick her...
  81. >No, Trying to forget that night.
  82. >"Seems you still are. Anyway, I'm not here for another round, my number 1 fan."
  83. >She hops out of the debris of your once house, sauntering up next to you.
  84. >"No, I am here to help you with your dilemma."
  85. I don't need your help.
  86. >Trixie could only chuckle at your "Tough Guy" attitude.
  87. >"Yes, Anon the human who just had his home destroyed due to anger. Anger caused from a Pegasus afraid of her own shadow. And he doesn't need help?"
  88. >You wanted to tell this whorse off, but she continued.
  89. >"Lulamoon Rape Protection Agency will help deter any and all rape attempts for their clients."
  90. >...bitch you srs?
  91. I don't buy it. Now please leave.
  92. >"Listen Anon, you have 3 choices. Either give into that mare's advances, drive yourself crazy to the point you're put in the loony house."
  93. >"Or, you can accept this kind offer from Trixie."
  94. >Damn it, she got you there.
  95. >You won't give Rapistshy the D.
  96. >And she is already driving you nuts.
  97. >Hell, you inadvertently destroyed your own house.
  98. >You sigh and look Trixie in her eyes.
  99. ...Fine.
  100. >She gives you a smirk.
  101. >"Excellent... Now follow me, we'll work out the details."
  102.  
  103. >So you two discussed the terms.
  104. >And some nasty things were said.
  105. >But eventually you came to an agreement.
  106. >Trixie would keep guard over you for a year.
  107. >And your payment will be to let her live with you.
  108. >Oh, and she managed to help you fix your house.
  109. >Guess it's a perk of living with a unicorn.
  110. >But that took a while, one month to be exact.
  111. >She wasn't that great with restorative magic.
  112. >But eh, what can you do.
  113. >She is your best bet against the Yellow Rape Train.
  114. >None of the other Mane 6 wouldn't believe that she was doing this to you.
  115. >Even if they did, they wouldn't do anything.
  116. >The whole "Elements of Harmony" thing.
  117. >At least you didn't see Fluttershy for that month of construction.
  118. >The finished product looked just as before.
  119. >Except there's an extra room...and a larger bathroom.
  120. >In her room...
  121. >Fucking Trixie.
  122. >At least she'll be gone in a year.
  123. >The shit you have to put up with, just to keep "HER" away.
  124.  
  125. >The next day.
  126. >Start morning routine.
  127. >Shit, shower, other hygiene practices.
  128. >Head downstairs.
  129. >See Trixie sitting on her own recliner.
  130. >"Well, well, well. Seems sleepy head finally woke up."
  131. ...morning Trixie.
  132. >"Hope you enjoyed last night as much as I did."
  133. What?
  134. >The blue magic mare bursts into a fit of giggles.
  135. >"Oh Celestia it's so easy to mess with you."
  136. >Before you could say a word, there's a knock at the door.
  137. >"Well, time to get started on my work."
  138. >The blue mare hops off her comfy chair and trots towards the door.
  139. >Lets see how she'll do.
  140. >magic_revving.exe
  141. Oh...my...Celestia...
  142.  
  143. >You are Fluttershy.
  144. >And you have been avoiding Anon for this past month.
  145. >He looked pretty angry after you sent a wrecking ball through his front door.
  146. >And inadvertently cause his house to be destroyed.
  147. >But all you wanted to do was show your love for him.
  148. >You'd thought he would like the sexy construction worker bit.
  149. >It could have been his fetish for all you knew.
  150. >But you have heard from one of your furry woodland creatures that Anon rebuilt his home.
  151. >So today is the day you go visit him.
  152. >And give him a house warming present.
  153. >A basket of fruits should do it.
  154. >Some scented soaps as well.
  155. >You also added photos of you in poses.
  156. >Sexy poses.
  157. >You know he'd like that a lot.
  158. >Arrive at the door.
  159. >Give a few knocks.
  160. >Opens door.
  161. >A menacing looking dragon opens it up.
  162. >"What do you want, shrimp!"
  163. >That voice sounds like it came from Tartarus.
  164. >You shrink back, eyes shrinking to the size of pinpricks.
  165. >Fear is welling up in you
  166. D-d-dr-d-dra...
  167. >Aaand you just pissed yourself.
  168. >The dragon sees the basket and swipes it from you.
  169. >You bolt out of there, screaming at the top of your lungs.
  170. DRAGON!! IT ATE ANON! HELP, AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahh......
  171.  
  172. >You're Anon again.
  173. >And you just saw Trixie scare off the bane of your existence.
  174. >While that dragon ass is in your face.
  175. >You stare at it, almost as if you were in a trance.
  176. >"Hm, didn't think she was THAT afraid of dragons."
  177. >Oh god, that voice.
  178. >Why is it so sexy.
  179. >It's so...deep.
  180. >Yet it has a...charm to it.
  181. >but you're no dragon fucker...you think.
  182. >You watched as Trixie uses her magic to transform back into her original form.
  183. >She's rummaging through the basket she took from Flutterrapist.
  184. >She snickers at some of the photos.
  185. >"It's always the shy, quiet ones who are the biggest whorses."
  186. >You haven't noticed, but your boner was at full mast.
  187. >But Trixie did.
  188. >She shoves the pictures into your hand.
  189. >"I've seen better. Oh, and take care of..."
  190. >She pokes your boner.
  191. >"...that."
  192. >She trots off eating a banana and carrying the rest of the gift basket in her blue magic aura.
  193. >The bedroom door slams.
  194. >You wake up from your daze.
  195. >See the pictures.
  196. >Toss them in the trash.
  197. >Look at your boner.
  198. >Still trying to figure out the whyboner.
  199. >Chalk it up as morning wood.
  200. "Hey, Anon. This is boner."
  201. What boner.
  202. "You took care of me this morning in the shower. Not morning wood, bro."
  203. >...Fuck.
  204. >Head up to room to fix problem.
  205. >Still trying to figure out...
  206. >Why?
  207.  
  208. >Some time later...
  209. >Another knock at the door.
  210. >Head downstairs.
  211. >Open it up, see Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6.
  212. >Fluttershy is hiding behind them.
  213. >"See Fluttershy, there was no dragon here. You're probably just imagining things."
  214. >Twilight sighs to herself.
  215. >Fluttershy peeks from behind the large group, hiding behind her mane.
  216. >"But, I saw it. It was huge. I..it was...it,"
  217. >"Uhg..." Twilight turns to you.
  218. >"Sorry about that Anon, Fluttershy gets worked up about the silliest of things."
  219. Oh, no problem.
  220. >You shoot Fluttershy a glare.
  221. >She lowers her head.
  222. >The rest of the elements head to do their pony things.
  223. >Fluttershy stays behind and looks at you.
  224. >About to say something, but you shut the door on her.
  225. >You hear the sound of hooves clop away from your door.
  226. >At least she isn't trying anymore today.
  227. >But you know she'll be back tomorrow.
  228. >And you're still trying to figure out why you got that boner this morning.
  229. >But one thing is for sure...
  230. >The ride has just begun.