- >Day "Sick of Her Shit" in Equestria.
- >Fluttershy has been in overdrive with her fetish guesses and rape attempts for the past few months.
- >And you are at the end of your rope.
- >Its morning, and you're dreading what that mare would come up with next.
- >Head into bathroom to start morning routine.
- >Flutterskank is there sitting on your toilet.
- >"*eep* D-do you mind, Anon? I'm trying to go."
- >"Unless you want to watch?"
- >Your eye twitches.
- >She spreads her legs and begins to relieves herself, showing herself in all her glory.
- >You can feel a patch of hair turn grey.
- >Pick her up.
- >She's still peeing.
- >"I-I can't stop!"
- >Growl like King Sombra.
- >Open the window.
- >Toss her out.
- >Her piss makes a rainbow.
- >Shut the window and lock it.
- >Turn back to see the sight of urine all over your bathroom floor.
- >Scream at the top of your lungs.
- >Then sigh.
- I'll clean that later. Didn't have to shit anyway.
- >Go to take a shower.
- >Take off clothes.
- >Hop in.
- >Something catches your eye.
- >See something tiny and black sticking out of the wall at your waist height.
- >It's a tiny camera.
- >Grunt and yank it out.
- >Hear a voice from outside.
- >"Oh horsefeathers..."
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- >Shave with no difficulties.
- >Clean up piss on the floor.
- >Head to get breakfast afterwards.
- >Mmm, Applejacks. And they taste like apples.
- >Hear a knock at the door.
- >Ignore it.
- >Wrecking ball out of fucking nowhere.
- WHAT THE HELL FLUTTERSHY!?!?!
- >Fluttershy is sitting on the wreckingball now.
- >With a construction worker jump suit.
- >"So Anon..."
- >She pulls the zipper, showing off her yellow coat.
- >It reaches the base, showing off her marehood.
- >"Wanna do it?"
- >That was it.
- >You fucking lost your shit right there.
- Flut-tER-SHYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
- >Your eyes turned into daggers.
- >You are seething with rage.
- You have till the count of 3 to GET...THE FUCK...OUT OF HERE!!!
- >"Uh, Anon. *EEP* Y-you c-c-calm down M-Mister! Y-you'll regret it."
- THREE!!
- >"EEP!"
- >Fluttershy flies out of there at the speed of Kenyans.
- >With your rage-induced Hulk state, you picked up the wrecking ball.
- >Snapping the chain.
- >And throwing it towards Fluttershy's direction.
- >In your blinded rage, you fail to see the huge trampoline a good 50 yards away.
- >The wrecking ball hits it, and flings back towards you.
- >You duck in the nick of time.
- >Your house however...
- >Fucking destroyed.
- ...FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- >"Tsk Tsk Tsk. Poor Anon."
- >Turn around towards your wrecked home.
- >See a blue unicorn with that white mane.
- Not now Trixie.
- >You are still pissed about her forcing herself onto you after her magic show.
- >You just wanted her autograph, not to rut her.
- >Fucking magic.
- >"Still sore about that, Anon?"
- Fuck you.
- >You can see that smug look on her face.
- >That same face she had when she made you lick her...
- >No, Trying to forget that night.
- >"Seems you still are. Anyway, I'm not here for another round, my number 1 fan."
- >She hops out of the debris of your once house, sauntering up next to you.
- >"No, I am here to help you with your dilemma."
- I don't need your help.
- >Trixie could only chuckle at your "Tough Guy" attitude.
- >"Yes, Anon the human who just had his home destroyed due to anger. Anger caused from a Pegasus afraid of her own shadow. And he doesn't need help?"
- >You wanted to tell this whorse off, but she continued.
- >"Lulamoon Rape Protection Agency will help deter any and all rape attempts for their clients."
- >...bitch you srs?
- I don't buy it. Now please leave.
- >"Listen Anon, you have 3 choices. Either give into that mare's advances, drive yourself crazy to the point you're put in the loony house."
- >"Or, you can accept this kind offer from Trixie."
- >Damn it, she got you there.
- >You won't give Rapistshy the D.
- >And she is already driving you nuts.
- >Hell, you inadvertently destroyed your own house.
- >You sigh and look Trixie in her eyes.
- ...Fine.
- >She gives you a smirk.
- >"Excellent... Now follow me, we'll work out the details."
- >So you two discussed the terms.
- >And some nasty things were said.
- >But eventually you came to an agreement.
- >Trixie would keep guard over you for a year.
- >And your payment will be to let her live with you.
- >Oh, and she managed to help you fix your house.
- >Guess it's a perk of living with a unicorn.
- >But that took a while, one month to be exact.
- >She wasn't that great with restorative magic.
- >But eh, what can you do.
- >She is your best bet against the Yellow Rape Train.
- >None of the other Mane 6 wouldn't believe that she was doing this to you.
- >Even if they did, they wouldn't do anything.
- >The whole "Elements of Harmony" thing.
- >At least you didn't see Fluttershy for that month of construction.
- >The finished product looked just as before.
- >Except there's an extra room...and a larger bathroom.
- >In her room...
- >Fucking Trixie.
- >At least she'll be gone in a year.
- >The shit you have to put up with, just to keep "HER" away.
- >The next day.
- >Start morning routine.
- >Shit, shower, other hygiene practices.
- >Head downstairs.
- >See Trixie sitting on her own recliner.
- >"Well, well, well. Seems sleepy head finally woke up."
- ...morning Trixie.
- >"Hope you enjoyed last night as much as I did."
- What?
- >The blue magic mare bursts into a fit of giggles.
- >"Oh Celestia it's so easy to mess with you."
- >Before you could say a word, there's a knock at the door.
- >"Well, time to get started on my work."
- >The blue mare hops off her comfy chair and trots towards the door.
- >Lets see how she'll do.
- >magic_revving.exe
- Oh...my...Celestia...
- >You are Fluttershy.
- >And you have been avoiding Anon for this past month.
- >He looked pretty angry after you sent a wrecking ball through his front door.
- >And inadvertently cause his house to be destroyed.
- >But all you wanted to do was show your love for him.
- >You'd thought he would like the sexy construction worker bit.
- >It could have been his fetish for all you knew.
- >But you have heard from one of your furry woodland creatures that Anon rebuilt his home.
- >So today is the day you go visit him.
- >And give him a house warming present.
- >A basket of fruits should do it.
- >Some scented soaps as well.
- >You also added photos of you in poses.
- >Sexy poses.
- >You know he'd like that a lot.
- >Arrive at the door.
- >Give a few knocks.
- >Opens door.
- >A menacing looking dragon opens it up.
- >"What do you want, shrimp!"
- >That voice sounds like it came from Tartarus.
- >You shrink back, eyes shrinking to the size of pinpricks.
- >Fear is welling up in you
- D-d-dr-d-dra...
- >Aaand you just pissed yourself.
- >The dragon sees the basket and swipes it from you.
- >You bolt out of there, screaming at the top of your lungs.
- DRAGON!! IT ATE ANON! HELP, AAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahh......
- >You're Anon again.
- >And you just saw Trixie scare off the bane of your existence.
- >While that dragon ass is in your face.
- >You stare at it, almost as if you were in a trance.
- >"Hm, didn't think she was THAT afraid of dragons."
- >Oh god, that voice.
- >Why is it so sexy.
- >It's so...deep.
- >Yet it has a...charm to it.
- >but you're no dragon fucker...you think.
- >You watched as Trixie uses her magic to transform back into her original form.
- >She's rummaging through the basket she took from Flutterrapist.
- >She snickers at some of the photos.
- >"It's always the shy, quiet ones who are the biggest whorses."
- >You haven't noticed, but your boner was at full mast.
- >But Trixie did.
- >She shoves the pictures into your hand.
- >"I've seen better. Oh, and take care of..."
- >She pokes your boner.
- >"...that."
- >She trots off eating a banana and carrying the rest of the gift basket in her blue magic aura.
- >The bedroom door slams.
- >You wake up from your daze.
- >See the pictures.
- >Toss them in the trash.
- >Look at your boner.
- >Still trying to figure out the whyboner.
- >Chalk it up as morning wood.
- "Hey, Anon. This is boner."
- What boner.
- "You took care of me this morning in the shower. Not morning wood, bro."
- >...Fuck.
- >Head up to room to fix problem.
- >Still trying to figure out...
- >Why?
- >Some time later...
- >Another knock at the door.
- >Head downstairs.
- >Open it up, see Twilight and the rest of the Mane 6.
- >Fluttershy is hiding behind them.
- >"See Fluttershy, there was no dragon here. You're probably just imagining things."
- >Twilight sighs to herself.
- >Fluttershy peeks from behind the large group, hiding behind her mane.
- >"But, I saw it. It was huge. I..it was...it,"
- >"Uhg..." Twilight turns to you.
- >"Sorry about that Anon, Fluttershy gets worked up about the silliest of things."
- Oh, no problem.
- >You shoot Fluttershy a glare.
- >She lowers her head.
- >The rest of the elements head to do their pony things.
- >Fluttershy stays behind and looks at you.
- >About to say something, but you shut the door on her.
- >You hear the sound of hooves clop away from your door.
- >At least she isn't trying anymore today.
- >But you know she'll be back tomorrow.
- >And you're still trying to figure out why you got that boner this morning.
- >But one thing is for sure...
- >The ride has just begun.

