- >Day Friday in Equestria.
- >You're just chillin' on your front porch.
- >Watching the clouds roll by.
- >Not much to do since no pony will give you a job.
- >You sigh and take a hit of some Poison Joke, or the Joke as the ponies call it.
- >You found out that it has some crazy properties when inhaled.
- >You suddenly sprout a horn and a zebra tail.
- >Wicked.
- >"ANON!!!"
- >Out of your left eye, you see a black mass galloping towards you.
- >It's none other than Chrysalis.
- >"Anon, you gotta help me! SHE is after me."
- "What is it now, Holes?"
- >"The supplier...she...she is gonna kill me."
- >You roll your eyes.
- "How? You're a fucking changeling. Turn into some pony and hide out for some time."
- >"Well...I can't..."
- >You look into her green eyes.
- >They look dilated, and she mostly looks out of it.
- >You facepalm.
- "Don't tell me you took the drugs you're supposed to sell."
- >She nods like an idiot.
- >Fucking hell.
- "How much?"
- >"How much what?"
- >You take another hit of your blunt.
- >You sprout bug like wings.
- >Bughorse is now fixated on them.
- >"OOOH....pretty..."
- >You snap your fingers to get her attention.
- "How much did you take?"
- >Now she's acting sheepish by rubbing her hooves together.
- "TELL ME!"
- >"10lbs of the Joke."
- >Holy shit, that's enough to kill a pony.
- >"I took one hit...and I needed more. So..."
- >You hear a roar in the distance.
- "Shit...
- >You see a bear heading towards you up the path.
- >And SHE is riding him.
- >Flutters the Joke Queen.
- "Fucking hell, hide somewhere."
- >The Changeling Queen takes refuge behind your back and covers her eyes with her hooves.
- >"She'll never find me. Ehehe. My plan in brilliant."
- >Facepalm again.
- >Fluttershy and Mr. Bear stops right in front of your face.
- >Great, you get to smell bear breath for a while.
- >Flutters hops off of the killer animal's back and lands right between your legs, sniffing your crotch.
- >"God, I can't get enough of that scent. It's like a drug."
- >Notice she's wearing a wizard hat with stars on it. Some unlucky fool must have crossed her.
- >Yellowshy looks past you and your glorious transformed body at the "hiding" Queen behind you.
- >"Well, well, well. How is my favorite worker bee doing?"
- >Chrysi doesn't move an inch.
- "Ya know she can see you, Holes."
- >"Drat."
- >She steps out from behind you and sits down.
- >"H-how are ya doing...Joke Queen. Listen, I know it looks bad and I don't have your money. But I have a better payment."
- >"Give me one good reason why my associate Mr. Bear shouldn't clip your wings?"
- >"Err.... because..."
- >She shoves you into Fluttershy.
- "Fucking hell?!?"
- >"He's my payment."
- "Like hell I am."
- >You push away yellow pone and try to leace, but Mr. Bear's roar says no.
- >So you sit your happy ass down.
- >Chrysalis leans over and whispers in your ear.
- >"Don't worry, I got a plan."
- "No you don't."
- >"Ohhh...riiiight... Oops."
- >Chrysi goes back to looking at your wings.
- >Lesson of the Day: don't do drugs kids.
- >You feel Fluttershy messing with your zipper.
- >You try to push her away, and met with a large paw to the face.
- >At least there wasn't any claws with that.
- >Didn't take long to get your pants at your ankles.
- "Can't we talk about this? Maybe another form of payment?"
- >Flutterbutt looks up at you.
- >"You have 1000 bits?"
- >God damn it!
- "Uh...no."
- >"Then sit down and let me do my thing."
- >Great, you got sold out by a friend, and about to get raped with a bear waiting to rip you to shreds if you resist.
- >Wait? Where the bear go?
- >Oh, he's over there knocked out.
- >Wha?
- >Fluttershy is about to put your dick in her mouth.
- >ITBEGINS.jpg
- >Flutterbitch feels a tap on her shoulder.
- >"Grrr..."
- >Queen Joke turns her head around.
- >"What do you want, I'm bu-"
- >Uppercut to the face.
- >She flies in slow motion, over your head and right through your window.
- >The wizard hat falling to the ground between your legs.
- >Almost in unison, you and Chrysalis simultaneously yell out...
- "DAAAAAAAAAYMNN!!!"
- >"DAAAAAAAAAAAYMNNN!!!"
- >A pink aura surrounds the hat and is lifted into the air, landing on Trixie's head.
- >"Never touch Trixie's hat, bitch!"
- >The magical unicorn takes a look at your flaccid dick and laughs.
- >"I've seen better." Then teleports away.
- "WELL FUCK YOU TOO!"
- >You peer through your broken window at the KO'd pegasus.
- >You could only smile.
- "YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!"
- >Grab Sleepyshy, toss her over by Mr. Bear.
- >Sit back down, not bothering to pull up pants.
- >Bughorse looks at your crotch and smiles.
- >"Dude...what if...dude, just follow me here."
- >You pick up your blunt and re-light it.
- >"What if I blow you."
- >Take another hit.
- >Your dick is now harder than diamonds.
- >Give Chrysalis a hit of your blunt.
- >She turns into a human with pale skin, black hair, green eyes, and a flat chest.
- "Eh...why not."
- >You look off into the distance as a high as a kite human/changeling queen begins to give you the best head.
- >Take another hit.
- >You let out a sigh.
- "You know what I just realized, holes?"
- >Chrystal takes a satisfying slurp of your prick before removing you from her mouth.
- >"What Anon?"
- "Hay Sin is the best champion in the game."
- >"Muh nigga..."
- >She goes back to sucking you off.
- "Yep. It's just another Friday in Ponyville."
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