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By: minion_of_Lulu on Jan 31st, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 0.88 KB  |  hits: 151  |  expires: Never
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  1. >At school because you don't know how to count like a pony.
  2. >Fluttershy is there as well.
  3. >Cheerilee calls on you for a question.
  4. >"What's apple + 7?"
  5. >Stand up.
  6. わかりません先生。 (I don't know, teacher.)
  7. >"Uh...no."
  8. >Fluttershy raises her hand.
  9. >"Yes Fluttershy?"
  10. >She hides behind her mane.
  11. >"Um...hot monkey dick?"
  12. >"Correct."
  13. >Wat?
  14. >Fluttershy tackles you out of your seat.
  15. フラーターシャイ?なんだろう?!(Fluttershy? What the hell?)
  16. >She smirks at you.
  17. >She suddenly puts on a blond wig and a male students uniform.
  18. >"Step up Senpai!"
  19. >She dives for your crotch.
  20. >Cheerilee pulls Fluttershy away.
  21. >"We shall not have such language in our classroom. Off to the Principal's office!"
  22. >Fluttershy mumbles and walks out with her head down.
  23. >You dodged a bullet there.
  24. >You were almost.
  25. ファーキング フラーターシャイ。 (Fucking Fluttershy.)
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