JapAnon in Equestria 1

>You're Anon, and you have been transported to some weird place.

>Everything is bright and cheerful.

>Definitely opposite of your home in Okinawa.

>You are so confused.

>You fall to your knees and scream to the heavens!

神様！どこにいますよ！！！！ (kami sama- doko ni imasuyo? - God! Where am I?)

>An aquamarine pony with a golden lyre on her rear is staring at you.

>And by you, you mean your hands.

かわいいポニーだね。　（kawaii pony - Cute pony.)

>You start to pet her behind her ears.

>It sighs and starts nuzzling against your hand.

>You start to smile.

>"Haaandsss...."

ぼくの手？　えええ。。。ポニーははなしますか？！？ (boku no te? eh...ponii wa hanashimasuka? - My hands? WAIT, YOU CAN TALK!?!)

>This must have startled her, well you think it's a she from her voice.

>"AAAH!!!"

あああああああ！！！！！ (AAAH!)

>You both fall on your back.

>"Don't eat me!"

>You are more scared than she was.

>A talking pony...none of your friends back home would even believe you.

>But this place... it's too surreal.

>It's as if Earth got the badness sucked away.

>The pony who you startled now notice you are shaking.

>"A-are you okay?"

>You cock your head. You don't understand English that well. Well you think it's English.

>Lyra somehow picks up on this, thinking of a way to communicate with you.

>She does gestures, like pointing to her body and pretending to be in pain.

>Oh, she wants to know if you're okay.

はい。大丈夫だ。(hai daijoubu - Yeah, I'm fine.)

>You stand up.

>She cocks her head at you.

>Guess she can't understand you either.

>You just nod.

 

>A loud rumbling sound comes from you.

>Damn, you're hungry.

おなかがすく。。。　たべたいです。。。 (onaka ga suku, tabetai desu - I'm hungry...I want to eat.)

>You are blushing while rubbing your stomach.

>You fall to your knees as the hunger strikes you.

>Your thick framed glasses fall off.

>Looking up at the aquamarine pony, your dar brown eyes lock with hers.

>Bishonen mode, activate.

小さいなポニーは食べ物を持っていますか？ (Chisai na ponii wa tabemono o motte imasuka? - Little Pony, do you have any food?)

>You swore you just saw the words, doki doki with little hearts flying out of her.

>She's blushing and stammering.

>You look down and notice your glasses fell off.

>Put them back on and look back up at... oh, she fainted.

>Shake her a couple of times, speaking to her.

>Doesn't work.

>Slap her across the face.

>That woke her up.

>Fap hand too stronk.

>"Uh...wha happened?"

>She looks at you again, a heavy blush appearing on her cheeks.

>You just stare at her, she clearly doesn't understand you.

>She stands, you begin emulating eating food.

>"Oh, um...yeah, food!" She motions you to follow her.

>You have no reason to, she's your only life line in this crazy world at the moment.

>Arrive later in a town.

>Ponies, ponies everywhere.

>They are talking too.

一体何がこの場所だか？！　（Ittai nani ga kono bashoda ka!? - What the hell is this place?!?)

>You hold your hands up to this town yelling.

>The pony smiles.

 

>"Yeah, Ponyville is cool. Lots of nice ponies around here. Oh, I never caught your name. Mine is Lyra Heartstrings."

>Lyra...Ponyville.

>This isn't. It couldn't be.

エクエストリア？　(Equestria?)

>You point at the ground.

>She nods.

>Equestria? As in...MLP G4 Equestria?

>How?! It makes no sense.

>You're no longer on Earth.

>No more friends...

>Family...

>Anime...OH GOD NO MORE ANIME!?!

>You fall to your knees and scream into the sky.

いいええ！　（iieeeeeee! - NOOOOOOOOOO!)

>All the ponies look at you like your crazy. But shrug it off seeing as you're with Lyra.

>They probably think you're some pet of hers.

>"Dude...you're scaring the ponies here."

>Oh no, you're so rude. You bow to Lyra.

すみません。　（sumimasen - excuse me/Sorry.)

That is repeated many times before she stops you.

>"Chill. Besides, your name?"

>Name...nama..Namae?

名前？　（namae - Name?)

>You point to yourself.

>She nods.

>You facepalm. Not introducing yourself to someone you just met is the highest form of impoliteness.

>You want to commit sodok-...sepuku.

>But you don't have a sword...or a pencil.

>So you do the next best thing.

>You bow.

ごめんなさい。はじめまして。ぼくの名前はアノンです。 (Gomennassai. Hajimemashite. Boku wa Anon desu - Sorry. How do you do? My name is Anon.)

>Lyra stands there confused.

>"That...is a long name. I'll try to remember it."

>She rubs her chin as she sticks her tongue out the side of her mouth muttering what you just said under her breath.

>"Okay, got it! Now for the food."

>She takes you to Sugarcube Corner.

 

>If you can remember from the show, a pony works here.

>But you don't remember who.

>It's been too long since you saw the show.

>Lyra holds the door open for you.

>"After you, Gomennassai　hajimemashite boku wa Anon desu."

>Wait...did she just call you by your greeting?

>You shake it off, maybe it was a joke.

>Walk inside, and tackled to the ground by a pink blur.

>"OHMYGOSH!! Ineversawyouherebeforewhatsyournamewhereyoufromare...."

>OH GOD, MAKE IT STOP!!!

>She shoves a cupcake in your mouth.

>You almost choke on the sweet, tasting treat.

>You cover your ears, she is now hopping on your chest.

>Lyra pushes the pink ADHD pony off of you.

>"Stop Pinkie Pie, you're scaring him.

>More like annoying you.

>You get off, dusting yourself.

>You notice this pony is a bit different than Lyra, as in no horn.

>Wait, Lyra has a horn?

>Pinkie looks you over.

>"What's his name?"

>Lyra looks back at you and smiles before turning back to Pinkie.

>"His name is, 'Gomennassai　hajimemashite boku wa Anon desu.'"

>You facepalm. She really thinks your name is that greeting.

>Time to correct this pony.

いいえ。　ぼくの名前は「アノン」です。　(No, my name is "Anon".)

>Lyra tilts her head.

>"But that's what I said."

>"So...what is he?"

人間だ。（ningen da - Human.)

>"What's a Ningen?"

>Lyra shrugs."

>"I dunno..."

>Fuck, you give up. These ponies will never understand you.

>"OOH! OOH! Maybe Twilight knows! She's the smartest pony in Ponyville."

 

>With the way things have gone, you think the intelligence of this "Twilight" is not that great.

>Lyra nods.

>"Cool, uh, you mind getting us a few treats?"

>She slides her a few golden coins.

>In return, she got a bag of snacks.

>"Have a nice day. And I'll throw you a party later, Gomennassai hajimemashit..."

>You quickly leave.

>How hard is it to just say Anon?

>Seriously...

>Walking beside Lyra towards where this seemingly smart pony lives.

>All the while, eating a lemon crepe thanks to Pinkie Pie.

>She may be hyped up on sugar, but at least she can make some sweets.

>You're lost in it's flavor. It's as if sexy lolitas are dancing along your tongue.

おいしい。　（oishii - Delicious)

>"I guess you like it." Lyra says as she munches on a cupcake.

>As you walk, you bump into something.

>"EEP!"

>You look down, nothing is there.

>Huh, you swore you bumped into something.

>"W-w-what is that?"

>It's coming from above you.

>Turn your eyes to the sky and see a flying yellow pony with a pink mane.

. . .

>It finally registers in your mind.

そのポニーは羽を持っている！　（sono ponii wa hane o motteiru! - That pony has wings!)

>This frightens the pony.

>"Whoa, calm down you two. Fluttershy... don't worry. He's harmless."

>The yellow pegasus flutters down to the ground.

>Looking at her, she looks cute. More so than Lyra.

>You couldn't help but reach out and scratch behind her ears.

>And she flinches away, but you succeed.

>Flashing her a sincere smile, she finally calms down.

 

>In a soft voice, you say,

きれい。。　（kirei - Beautiful)

>There are a few hearts coming out of her.

>You seen this in a few H-games in your time.

>A flag for an event of the naughty kind

>But nah...she wouldn't. She's too innocent for that.

>"What...is he?"

>Lyra shrugs, saying, "Not sure. Something called a Ningen. Was heading to Twilight's to figure this out."

>You are now walking again after that little road bump.

おい、リーラー　ハートストリングス。　（oi, leera haatosutoringusu -  Hey, Lyra Heartstrings)

>"Yes Gomennassai hajime-"

>Cover her mouth with your hand.

>Lower your glasses with your other hand and glare at her with your Bishonen eyes.

アノン。

>She shudders in place, her eyes roll in the back of her head.

>She mutters something about your hands again.

>Roll your eyes and put your glasses back on.

>At least she didn't pass out this time.

>Remove your hand and she shakes her head.

>"S-sorry. Yes Anon?"

>You point at Fluttershy who is rubbing against your leg as you walk.

フラーターシャイは何をやていますか？　（fluutaashai wa nani o yateimasuka - What is Fluttershy doing?)

>Lyra shrugs.

>Fluttershy is now taking deep sniffs of your scent.

へんたい。 (hentai - Wierdo/perv)

>Use your hips to bump her away from you.

>"N-no need to be rough...unless you're into that. T-then it's okay."

>The fuck is with her?!

>"Hey, we're here!" Lyra shouts out in joy.

 

>You are now standing in front of a tree... that looks like a house.

トワイライトスパークルはここに住んでいますか？　（towairaito supaakuru wa koko ni sundeimasuka - Twilight lives here?)

>Lyra just giggles.

>"Oh silly, they don't make sundaes here. That's at Sugarcube Corner.　Besides, this is a library."

としょかん？　おもしろい。　（toshokan? Omoshiroi. - Library? Interesting.）

>A library means books. Books means there may be manga.　Manga...yes! You are in heaven!

万歳！　(Banzai - hurray)

>You scream like a school girl and rush towards the door, knocking on it.

>It may be a library, but some one...err, pony lives there.

>Soon a small, purple lizard thing opens the door.

ええ？　バーニー？ (eh? baanii? - Wat...Barney?)

>The little guy looks up at you in amazement.

>"Whoa...you're big!"

>Well, you're only 5'3" with a small frame. No where near being big...

>Hell, if you grew your hair out and wore a dress, people would think you were a girl.

>Yeah, you were one of those androgenous guys.

>Main reason why you wear these glasses and keep your hair short.

>Hell, the glasses weren't even prescription.

ありがとう (arigatou - thanks)

>"Gesundheit."

何？　（nani - What?）

>The lizard glares at you.

>"Hey, I'm no ninni."

>He looks angry.

ごめんあっさい。　(Sorry.)

>You bow.

>He looks confused now.

>Lyra steps in front of you.

 

>"Hey Spike, is Twilight home?"

>"Oh hey Lyra, and Fluttershy is with you too. Yeah, she's reading."

>"Like always...mind if we come in?"

>Spike shrugs. "Sure, uh is he house-trained."

>F:"Oh, h-he isn't a pet. He is a... what was he again, Lyra?"

>L:"A ningen."

>F:"Oh right...but he is such a cutie."

>Fluttershy flutters up to your head, petting you.

>All you can muster is a glare of hatred.

>Like she can see your eyes behind those thick lenses.

>You feel her hoof travel lower and lower.

>Before it reaches its destination, you slap her hoof away.

いいえ、へんたい。（No, you perv.)

>"You have a pretty voice, you know that right?"

>Fuck it, you give up.

>Walk past the dragon and enter, making sure to take off your shoes by the door.

>The others file in behind you.

 

>Walk inside, astonished at the amount of reading material lining the walls.

>In the center you find a pony similar to Lyra surrounded by books, humming a nice tune.

>She was purple, her dark purple mane and tail having a red streak through it.

>Another cute pony. Lets just hope that she isn't like the last three you just met.

>She has one open, and...did she just turn the page without using her hoof?

まほうしょうじょ！　（mahou shoujo - Magical girl!)

>"WHAAAA!!"

>You watch as she jumps up in a frenzy.

ふふふ、かわいいまほうしょうじょ。　（fufufu, kawaii mahou shoujo - Hehehe, cute magical girl)

>Now she looks pissed.

>Her horn is glowing, and now you're upside down in the air.

わああ。。。はなせよ！　（waa...hanase! - Hey, let me go!)

>"What are you doing here...er...what is it?"

人間！ぼくは人間だ！　（ningen! boku wa ningen da - Human! I'm a human!)

"Twilight, NO!"

>Fluttershy to the rescue.

>A flick to her horn and that magic hold ends.

>And you're falling.

>Until a golden aura gently sets you down.

>Lyra was on the ground panting once you're free.

>"You sure are heavy Boku no na...er...Anon."

>Finally she got it.

>"Someone can tell me what the hay is going on!??!"

 

-1 minute later-

>"Oh, okay. Why didn't you guys say so?"

>You just roll your eyes.

>The purple pony walks over to you with a smile.

>What a sudden change in attitude.

>Must be that time of the month.

>"Hello! My name is Twilight Sparkle."

ああ。。。トワイライトスパークル。（aa... towairaito supaakuru - Ah, Twilight Sparkle）

>"No, Twilight Sparkle."

はい、トワイライトスパークル。　（hai. towairaito supaakuru - Yes, Twilight Sparkle)

>"Twilight Sparkle"

トワイライトスパークル。

>"Twilight Sparkle"

トワイライトスパークル。

>"Twilight Sparkle"

トワイライトスパークル。

>She looks like she's getting flustered. But you are saying her name right.

>She sighs, trying to calm down.

>"Twilight Sparkle"

トワイライトスパークル。

>"RAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

>She stomps off. Yeah, she mad.

ちょとまって！　（Chottomatte - W-wait!)

>She wanders over to a shelf and pulls out a book.

>"I'm going to figure out how to communicate with you. This is frustrating."

>She finally stops on a page after furiously flipping through the book.

>"AH! Language acquisition spell."

>She reads it.

>And start blushing.

>She mutters, "I have to do that?"

>She looks at you, then back down.

>"W-well if it has to be done..."

 

>She turns to you, clopping her hoof on a spot on the floor.

>"Here..." she makes a motion of sitting.

>You understand that, so you walk over and sit down.

>She begins to draw a picture on a notepad with pencil, which she points at and then at you.

>Must want you to do that.

>So you close your eyes and say "aah!"

>There is a tingling sound, guess she is casting it now.

>This is a weird spe-

>You feel a set of lips press against yours.

>And a tongue slip inside your mouth, pressing against yours.

>You open your eyes and see purple.

>Twilight is kissing you.

. . .

>TWILIGHT IS KISSING YOU!?

>You push her away.

アホカ！？！　（ahoka - What the fuck?!?)

＞「ごめん。」　（Sorry.）

あ。。。日本語をはなしますか？ （nihongo o hanashimasuka - you speak Japanese?)

＞「日本語？　あああ。。。スペゥをせいこうしました！」　（Japanese? Oh, the spell worked!）

>She begins to hop around as if she aced an exam.

>"YES YES YES YES YES!"

>You just rub the back of your head, confused as fuck.

あの。。。トワイライト？　（Um, Twilight?)

＞She stops her hopping around to look at you.

＞「ごめん。　あの。。。あいさつをやりなおしました。　わたしはトワイライトスパークルです。名前？」　（Sorry. Um， lets redo the greeting. I am Twilight Sparkle. And your name?)

＞You smile. Finally someone to talk to.

ぼくはアノンデス。　（I'm Anon.)

>Now we're getting somewhere.

>"Uh...what's going on? And what's a ningen?"

>Lyra and Fluttershy stand there confused as ever.

>Twilight blushes. "Oh, sorry. So his name is Anon. A ningen, which I'm assuming is Anon, is a Human."

 

>Fluttershy cocks her head a bit to the right.

>"So...he's not an animal?"

>Twilight translates for you.

いいえ。

>"Nope, not an animal."

>Lyra on the other hand looks like she was trying to contain her excitement.

>That didn't last long as you were tackled to the ground with a face full of Lyra.

>"Oh Celestia! You're a human. A real live human! I read about them, but I never really seen one before. What do you eat? Is it true ? How do you walk on two legs? Teach me how to walk on two legS, please, oh please!!? Can you pet me? You can...touch me anywhere."

>She's blushing, and sitting on your chest.

>"You know you want to."

>Fluttershy is nuzzling your inner thigh.

>Too close to your crotch.

やめてください！　（yamete kudasai! - Please stop!)

>Twilight stops them, grabbing the two annoying ponies in her magic hold.

>"You are bothering Anon...and cutting into my reading time. Now please leave!"

>She throws them out of her home, closing and locking the door.

 

やれ, やれ。　（yare, yare - Thank god.)

>「あの。。。」　（Ano... - um...)

トワイライト？　何？ (Torairaito? Nani? - Twilight? What is it?)

>「どこに住んでいますか？」　（Doko ni sundeimasuka? - Where do you live?）

>Shit that's right, you don't have a place to stay.

>You hold your head down dejectedly and sigh.

>Your glasses fall off.

>Twilight picks them up.

>"These are some thick glasses...he must have bad eyes."

>Your eyes connect with hers.

いえをうしなっだ。　（Ie o ushina da - I'm homeless.)

>There's that fucking doki doki again.

>Twilight is blushing and stuttering.

>Maybe she's coming down with something.

>You place your hand on her forehead, still staring at her.

だいじょうぶ？　(daijoubu? - Are you okay?)

>She backs the fuck up to a wall and starts to scribble something down on a peice of paper.

>She hoofs it to your hand and teleports away.

>You read it aloud.

>She is letting you stay here until you get your own place, and she will ask the princess about it.

>Wait...PRINCESS!?!

 

>You are Twilight Sparkle.

>And you don't even know what came over you.

>"I just...couldn't speak. Those eyes...is he really a succubus?"

>Lying down on your bed, you feel something damp between your legs.

>"He made me like this...with just a look. That's not fucking scientific at all?"

>It's begging to be touched.

>Fuck it, you got needs like any other mare.

>"Just...make this quick."

>Your hoof trails over your winking clit.

>You cum instantly, and your magic fires to the ceiling.

>"But...how?"

>Look between your hind legs, your bed is soaked.

>Great, another mess you have to clean up.

>You sigh and get up.

>A book falls on your bed. It's nothing like you ever seen before.

>It has pictures, and it's all in Japanese.

>"What is this?"

>You start to read it. It's pretty good.

>It's about some ninja aiming to be the leader of his village.

>"Sweet..."

>20 minutes later, you finished.

>"Aw...and it was getting good."

>Just then, a torrent of books like the one you just read falls on top of you.

>You're literally buried in books.

>It eventually breaks your bed.

>Once free from your paper tomb, you look up to find some black vortex above your bed.

>It disappears sometime later.

>But now, you have a bunch of books in your room.

>"Guess my library is expanding.

 

End Part 1