Don't like ads? PRO users don't see any ads ;-)

Hurricane Rapistshy

By: minion_of_Lulu on Jan 18th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.32 KB  |  hits: 183  |  expires: Never
download  |  raw  |  embed  |  report abuse  |  print
Text below is selected. Please press Ctrl+C to copy to your clipboard. (⌘+C on Mac)
  1. >Day Wing-power in Ponyville.
  2. >The pegasi are getting ready to send water from the reservoir to Cloudsdale.
  3. >You are here to check this out. Once in a lifetime event and all.
  4. >But there's bad news, 15 pegasi are sick.
  5. >"Fucking Thunderlane!"
  6. >Rainbow Dash is angry and freaking out, after finding out that she won't even be able to hit the necessary wing-power to lift the water.
  7. >And her idol, Spitfire is sitting right there.
  8. >But she won't give up.
  9. >"We are getting that water to Cloudsdale! Lets do it!"
  10. >The pegasi are pumped up. She's one hell of a leader. She'd make a great wonderbolt.
  11. >Spike blows the horn.
  12. >And they are off.
  13. >Twilight is saying the readings off her wing-power machine.
  14. >"750 WING-POWER!"
  15. >They can possibly do thi- nope, there goes Flitter getting knocked out of the pony cyclone.
  16. >And it comes crumbing down.
  17. >Good thing these ponies are more resistant to taking damage. If that was you, you'd be dead.
  18. >"No...I got to do this! I WON'T LET HER DOWN!"
  19. >Rainbow takes off, but is stopped by Twilight.
  20. >"No, you can't do this. If you keep going, somep0ny will get hurt."
  21. >pic related
  22. >"No, I'm not giving up. We are Pegasi! This will never had stopped my ancestors! And I will not quit."
  23. >She turned to her fellow team.
  24. >"Everyp0ny up! We will not quit! If I'm going down, I'm going down Flying! Who's with me!"
  25. >All the ponies cheered.
  26. >You shed a tear.
  27. Fucking...beautiful.
  28.  
  29. >You look over at Spitfire.
  30. Aren't you going to help?
  31. >"I would...but I wasn't assigned to help."
  32. >Fucking useless pony!
  33. >Spike blows the horn again.
  34. >And there goes the pegasi minus Useless Spitfire.
  35. >Why was she here again?
  36. >Hell, I could have supervised this...even Twilight.
  37. >"A-anon!"
  38. >Fucking hell, it's useless pony-turned rapist number 2.
  39. What Fluttercry?
  40. >The wind begins to knock her back and she clings to your leg and begins to rub her crotch against you.
  41. >Fucking hell, she's already wet?
  42. >A quick kick to her side gets her off you
  43. >"I know I wouldn't do much, but the least I could do was offer moral support."
  44. >...really?
  45. >A huge gust of wind knocks you all back.
  46. >You crouch low to help you not move much.
  47. >Yay physics.
  48. >Twilight still doing the readings like a bookworm.
  49. >"795 wingpower. They need help, Fluttershy. They need you!"
  50. >"No...I won't make a difference with my 2.5 wingpower."
  51. >Spike pipes up.
  52. >"IT'S ACTUALLY WAS 2.3!"
  53. >You and Twilight snapped the dragon dirty looks.
  54. >"SHUT UP SPIKE!"
  55. SHUT UP SPIKE!"
  56. >Purple horse fixes her gaze upon Flutterbutt.
  57. >"You can make a difference. Every little bit counts. Do it for Equestria. Do it for your friends!"
  58. >She hands her a spare set of goggles.
  59. >"DO IT FOR YOU!"
  60. >Fluttershy takes them, pondering if she could really make a difference.
  61. >She still looks hesitant.
  62.  
  63. Shit...she isn't going to do it.
  64. >All was lost...looks like there's gonna be droughts this year.
  65. >Then you hear a disembodied voice speaking to you.
  66. >It was the French philosopher/mathmatician and your idol, René Descartes.
  67. >"You know what to do..."
  68. >It finally dawns on you what you must do. But you don't really want to.
  69. >Then it comes to you.
  70. IDEEEAAA!!!
  71. >Crawl over towards Saffron Apprehensive.
  72. If you do this, I'll give you the dick!
  73. >Fluttershy puts on her war face.
  74. >She hops in the tornado of ponies like it was nothing.
  75. >The readings shoot up.
  76. >Twilight is still doing the readings.
  77. >"800 Wing-power! They did it! And it's climbing."
  78. >Oh yes! They are gonna do it!
  79. >"900 Wing-power! My...my goodness!"
  80. TWILIGHT! WHAT DOES THE MACHINE SAY ABOUT THEIR WING-POWER LEVEL!
  81. >Twilight lifts up the machin with her magic and crushes it.
  82. >"IT'S OVER 1000!!!"
  83. WHAT, 1000?!??
  84. >Spitfire took the reading down on her clipboard.
  85. >So fucking useless...
  86. >Once all the water has been taken out, the pegasi filter out.
  87. >All except Fluttershy.
  88. >You use this time to dig into a tree.
  89. >You know Pinkie Pie put them in here for such an emergency.
  90. >Rainbow Dash somehow manages to stop her.
  91. >Before she could get out another word, the yellow ball of energy flies down to you.
  92. >Her wings still shot out to her side.
  93.  
  94. >"Did I do good, Anon?"
  95. >She Flutters her eyes at you.
  96. >Would be cute if she wasn't trying to get in your pants.
  97. Y-yeah...and as promised, I'm going to give you the dick.
  98. >"OH GOODIE! You want to do it now, or wait till we get home?"
  99. I can do it now.
  100. >Her eyes lit up like Celestia's sun.
  101. >"B-be gentle, I'm a delicate flower."
  102. >You roll your eyes.
  103. >She assumes the position.
  104. >The shit you have to put up with.
  105. >Unzip your pants.
  106. >Fluttershy is waiting for the big surprise.
  107. >She gasps as something huge enters her.
  108. >"Aaah! Oh anon...I didn't think you were that b-big."
  109. >She waits a few seconds.
  110. >"Oh, okay. You can move now."
  111. >She turns around.
  112. >"Anon?"
  113. >The last thing she sees is you crabwalking away.
  114. WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
  115. ------------------
  116. >Next morning.
  117. >Wake up, do the triple S
  118. >Head down stairs and look at the newspaper.
  119. "Ponyville has broken the Wind speed record with a top score of 1001 wing-power."
  120. >Look underneath the main headline and find...
  121. "Local human gave Kindness the Dick"
  122. >Damn it...they got my bad side.
  123. >Knock at the door.
  124. >Walk over to it.
  125. >It's bucked open. You see Fluttershy wearing the dildo you shoved in her as a strap on.
  126. >The words "Plot Device" written on it in crayon.
  127. >"IT'S FLUTTER TIME!"
  128. NO, SHY! NO!
  129. .....
  130. >nothing sexual happened.