- >Day Wing-power in Ponyville.
- >The pegasi are getting ready to send water from the reservoir to Cloudsdale.
- >You are here to check this out. Once in a lifetime event and all.
- >But there's bad news, 15 pegasi are sick.
- >"Fucking Thunderlane!"
- >Rainbow Dash is angry and freaking out, after finding out that she won't even be able to hit the necessary wing-power to lift the water.
- >And her idol, Spitfire is sitting right there.
- >But she won't give up.
- >"We are getting that water to Cloudsdale! Lets do it!"
- >The pegasi are pumped up. She's one hell of a leader. She'd make a great wonderbolt.
- >Spike blows the horn.
- >And they are off.
- >Twilight is saying the readings off her wing-power machine.
- >"750 WING-POWER!"
- >They can possibly do thi- nope, there goes Flitter getting knocked out of the pony cyclone.
- >And it comes crumbing down.
- >Good thing these ponies are more resistant to taking damage. If that was you, you'd be dead.
- >"No...I got to do this! I WON'T LET HER DOWN!"
- >Rainbow takes off, but is stopped by Twilight.
- >"No, you can't do this. If you keep going, somep0ny will get hurt."
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- >"No, I'm not giving up. We are Pegasi! This will never had stopped my ancestors! And I will not quit."
- >She turned to her fellow team.
- >"Everyp0ny up! We will not quit! If I'm going down, I'm going down Flying! Who's with me!"
- >All the ponies cheered.
- >You shed a tear.
- Fucking...beautiful.
- >You look over at Spitfire.
- Aren't you going to help?
- >"I would...but I wasn't assigned to help."
- >Fucking useless pony!
- >Spike blows the horn again.
- >And there goes the pegasi minus Useless Spitfire.
- >Why was she here again?
- >Hell, I could have supervised this...even Twilight.
- >"A-anon!"
- >Fucking hell, it's useless pony-turned rapist number 2.
- What Fluttercry?
- >The wind begins to knock her back and she clings to your leg and begins to rub her crotch against you.
- >Fucking hell, she's already wet?
- >A quick kick to her side gets her off you
- >"I know I wouldn't do much, but the least I could do was offer moral support."
- >...really?
- >A huge gust of wind knocks you all back.
- >You crouch low to help you not move much.
- >Yay physics.
- >Twilight still doing the readings like a bookworm.
- >"795 wingpower. They need help, Fluttershy. They need you!"
- >"No...I won't make a difference with my 2.5 wingpower."
- >Spike pipes up.
- >"IT'S ACTUALLY WAS 2.3!"
- >You and Twilight snapped the dragon dirty looks.
- >"SHUT UP SPIKE!"
- SHUT UP SPIKE!"
- >Purple horse fixes her gaze upon Flutterbutt.
- >"You can make a difference. Every little bit counts. Do it for Equestria. Do it for your friends!"
- >She hands her a spare set of goggles.
- >"DO IT FOR YOU!"
- >Fluttershy takes them, pondering if she could really make a difference.
- >She still looks hesitant.
- Shit...she isn't going to do it.
- >All was lost...looks like there's gonna be droughts this year.
- >Then you hear a disembodied voice speaking to you.
- >It was the French philosopher/mathmatician and your idol, René Descartes.
- >"You know what to do..."
- >It finally dawns on you what you must do. But you don't really want to.
- >Then it comes to you.
- IDEEEAAA!!!
- >Crawl over towards Saffron Apprehensive.
- If you do this, I'll give you the dick!
- >Fluttershy puts on her war face.
- >She hops in the tornado of ponies like it was nothing.
- >The readings shoot up.
- >Twilight is still doing the readings.
- >"800 Wing-power! They did it! And it's climbing."
- >Oh yes! They are gonna do it!
- >"900 Wing-power! My...my goodness!"
- TWILIGHT! WHAT DOES THE MACHINE SAY ABOUT THEIR WING-POWER LEVEL!
- >Twilight lifts up the machin with her magic and crushes it.
- >"IT'S OVER 1000!!!"
- WHAT, 1000?!??
- >Spitfire took the reading down on her clipboard.
- >So fucking useless...
- >Once all the water has been taken out, the pegasi filter out.
- >All except Fluttershy.
- >You use this time to dig into a tree.
- >You know Pinkie Pie put them in here for such an emergency.
- >Rainbow Dash somehow manages to stop her.
- >Before she could get out another word, the yellow ball of energy flies down to you.
- >Her wings still shot out to her side.
- >"Did I do good, Anon?"
- >She Flutters her eyes at you.
- >Would be cute if she wasn't trying to get in your pants.
- Y-yeah...and as promised, I'm going to give you the dick.
- >"OH GOODIE! You want to do it now, or wait till we get home?"
- I can do it now.
- >Her eyes lit up like Celestia's sun.
- >"B-be gentle, I'm a delicate flower."
- >You roll your eyes.
- >She assumes the position.
- >The shit you have to put up with.
- >Unzip your pants.
- >Fluttershy is waiting for the big surprise.
- >She gasps as something huge enters her.
- >"Aaah! Oh anon...I didn't think you were that b-big."
- >She waits a few seconds.
- >"Oh, okay. You can move now."
- >She turns around.
- >"Anon?"
- >The last thing she sees is you crabwalking away.
- WHOOPWHOOPWHOOPWHOOP!
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- >Next morning.
- >Wake up, do the triple S
- >Head down stairs and look at the newspaper.
- "Ponyville has broken the Wind speed record with a top score of 1001 wing-power."
- >Look underneath the main headline and find...
- "Local human gave Kindness the Dick"
- >Damn it...they got my bad side.
- >Knock at the door.
- >Walk over to it.
- >It's bucked open. You see Fluttershy wearing the dildo you shoved in her as a strap on.
- >The words "Plot Device" written on it in crayon.
- >"IT'S FLUTTER TIME!"
- NO, SHY! NO!
- .....
- >nothing sexual happened.

