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Gotta Go Fast

By: minion_of_Lulu on Jan 10th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 3.28 KB  |  hits: 161  |  expires: Never
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  1. >You're physically challenged Anon.
  2. >You were in a racing accident when you were younger, causing you to lose mobility in your lower limbs.
  3. >Somehow, you ended up in Equestria, more exact, Ponyville.
  4. >The ponies here don't see you as weird.
  5. >Actually, they think that this is normal.
  6. >You have a remote controlled Wheelchair.
  7. >Twilight managed to make it even better with magic.
  8. >Now you can go 0 to Sanic in 10 seconds flat.
  9. >Which is a good thing, since there's one pony here that happens to like you more than the others.
  10. >And by like, more like "I want your dick in me" like.
  11. >And here she comes...in another supercharged wheelchair!
  12. >"I'M GETTING THAT DICK ANON!"
  13. No Fluttershy, it doesn't work!
  14. >"Liar, I saw you stroking it last night!"
  15. >Shit, she saw through your lie.
  16. >You zoom off through Ponyville with a crazed yellow Pegasus wanting your dick by any means necessary.
  17. >Rolling around at the speed of sound.
  18. >Got places to go, got to get back to Rainbow.
  19. >She's somewhere in the park.
  20. >Probably napping again.
  21. >She's usually napping there.
  22. >And Fluttershy's deterrent from trying shit on you.
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  25. >The two of you are zooming down Town Square.
  26. >You are dodging ponies left and right.
  27. >Fluttershy is gaining on you.
  28. >FUUUU!!!!!
  29. Gotta go fast!
  30. >You flip a switch, your wheelchair seems to get a sudden boost of speed.
  31. >Fuck nitro, magic is way better.
  32. >You inadvertently pop a wheelie.
  33. >And zoom by Scootaloo.
  34. >"WOOHOO!!! GO ANON!"
  35. >Seems you're her new idol....second only to Rainbow Dash it seems.
  36. >Makes sense, since you're the fastest thing on the ground.
  37. >"Why...won't you LOVE ME!!!"
  38. >You barely hear that same sound of magic.
  39. >Fuck! She got a supercharge from Twilight too?
  40. >Fucking double agent Sparkle!
  41. >No, you have to focus, gotta lose this crazy mare.
  42. >Then you remember that hill Scootaloo told you about.
  43. >The same place where their parade route usually go.
  44. >Makes for a wicked obstacle course for races.
  45. >You know you can handle the speed, and she can't.
  46. Lets do this...
  47.  
  48. >Make your way to the hill, still keeping speed.
  49. >Fluttershy close behind.
  50. Gotta time this right.
  51. >You wait for the opportune moment.
  52. >The turn is coming up.
  53. >"YOU'RE GONNA LOVE ME!!!"
  54. >You feel the wind in your hair.
  55. >The adrenaline is coursing through you.
  56. >This is what you've always wanted to feel.
  57. >The speed force is telling you that it's time!
  58. Now!
  59. >You hit the brakes and make the turn.
  60. >The feeling was exhilarating!
  61. >You hit the turn perfectly!
  62. >Your wheels make a screeching noise as your round the curve.
  63. >Lyra was watching, her face of pure shock.
  64. >"Handicapped drifting!!"
  65. >The ponies cheered.
  66. >Fluttershy tried to pull the same stunt.
  67. >She was met with nothing but air as she plummeted toward the mud below.
  68. >Looks like she is going to make some friends with the pigs.
  69. >And not fucking you tonight.
  70. >Good thing because you can't fight her off.
  71. >As you make your way back to town, the ponies gathered around.
  72. >Rainbow Dash lands in front of you.
  73. >"That was wicked Anon."
  74. >A group of ponies in suped up wheel chairs like you approaches.
  75. >They offer you a spot on their racing team.
  76. >You accept and become the greatest racer in all of Equestria.
  77. >You get all the mare pussy you want.
  78. >None of them belonged to Fluttershy.
  79. >You're living the good life.