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Do the Pony Shake

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  1. >Day peace treaties gone wild in Equestria.
  2. >It seems that all the mythical, sentient species of Equestria were going to have a peace treaty summit.
  3. >Peace will finally be brought throughout the land.
  4. >The Mane 6 were called to attend.
  5. >And Celestia asked for you to join them as well.
  6. >Why not, nothing was going on in Ponyville anyway.
  7. >Arrive in Canterlot.
  8. >See Chrysalis and a few of her changeling body guards. She winks at you.
  9. >You just wave.
  10. >The Chancelor from the Griffon Kingdoms, Diamond Dog King, and a few others show up.
  11. >Celestia, Luna, and Cadence, and the EoH bearers all were there as well to represent the ponies.
  12. >And there was you...the only human in Equestria.
  13. >And so, the Equestrian Peace Summit began.
  14. >It was hellish torture.
  15. >Everything was slow and boring.
  16. >You wanted to die.
  17. >The Changeling Queen shared your sentiment.
  18. >You look out and notice that somep0ny was missing.
  19. >Just then, Fluttershy busts through the door wearing a bucket on her head and carrying a boombox.
  20. >She hits play and music begins to play: http://youtu.be/8UCxVwMzk44?t=2m31s
  21. >She gets on her hind hooves and beings to thrust the air.
  22. >Everyone continues business as usual.
  23. >You're the only one noticing this.
  24. >Lean over to Twilight and whisper.
  25. What is Fluttershy doing?
  26. >Twilight murmurs to herself.
  27. >The base drops.
  28. >That's when all hell breaks loose.
  29.  
  30. >The next thing you know, you're sitting in a room full of sentient creatures humping chairs, the walls, and each other.
  31. >Celestia is over Chrysalis slapping her flank while the Changeling Queen is shaking her rear.
  32. >Pinkie Pie is firing off her party cannon.
  33. >Changelings turn into the Mane 6 and start thrusting against the wall.
  34. >And much, much worse.
  35. >Throughout this whole thing, you watch in awe at the spectacle laid before you.
  36. >You look down to find Fluttershy thrusting against your leg.
  37. >"Is a random dance party your fetish?"
  38. >You don't know what's going on anymore.
  39. >You stand up, walk over to the window, and jump out.
  40. >You hoped the fall would kill you.
  41. >Too bad you were on the first floor.
  42. >So instead you walk to the train station past a bunch of ponies humping things.
  43. >One of them was punching a stuffed giraffe.
  44. Today was a weird day.
  45. (The peace summit was a success.)
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