- >Day Internets in Equestria.
- >You wake up.
- >Do morning routine.
- >Head downstairs.
- >Hear a knock at the door.
- >It's Fluttershy.
- >About to slam the door, until you see her and 2 other ponies wearing cable guy outfits.
- >Forgot two things.
- >She got a job at a cable company a month ago.
- >Also, you got enough income to get the ponynet.
- >It wasn't long until they crew finished the installation.
- >Fluttershy trots over to you to relay the news.
- >'S-so here is the pricing plan. If you want to upgrade, j-just call the...um...company."
- >You smile, she's not actually trying anything.
- >The other two stallions leave.
- >"But if you are short on cash...I can take other payments."
- >Bedroom eyes coming at ya.
- >lolnope!
- >Pick her up and toss her out towards the stallions.
- >"YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME ANON!!!"
- >They pull her away.
- Well, at least I have inter...er...the ponynet.
- >Lucky you, your battle station was transported with you. No need to buy more equipment.
- Lets test drive this baby!
- >After a quick configuration, you are on.
- Time to see what this Ponynet is all about?
- >Click on the internet icon.
- >WOW!
- It's...beautiful.
- >It's everything you liked about the internet back home, but better.
- I wonder...
- >Type in youtube in address bar,
- >Get taken to a site like it called Ewetube.
- >Guess the sheep are the equivalent of Jews back home.
- >Have nothing against them really.
- >Look up some videos.
- >Oh, it's a video of Sweetie Belle singing.
- >She's pretty damn go-
- >Is she singing Friday?
- ...well, she makes it sound better.
- >Check for more videos.
- >Some funny ones, some sad ones.
- >Click on one with a white flank on it.
- http://youtu.be/vPlxwZXaRxg
- FUCKING SHIT NIGGER BITCH SHIT DAMNIT!
- >Exit out of it.
- >Time to move on.
- >Look at desktop.
- >Notice Skype is still on there.
- Hmm...I wonder?
- >Double click icon.
- >It opens.
- >All contacts have been erased.
- Yeah, didn't think I'd see them again.
- >Get a contact request.
- >It's Fluttershy.
- >Sigh, you'll regret this.
- >Decide to accept it.
- >Video call two seconds later.
- >But...how?
- >Click it.
- >Nothing but yellow mare pussy on screen!
- WHAHAAHAAA!!
- >"You know you want it Anon!"
- WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME!?! CAN'T YOU BE NORMAL FOR ONCE!!?
- >Close call.
- >Put Fluttershy on ignore.
- >Sigh, but notice traitor boner fighting to escape.
- >Groan in frustration, but gets an idea.
- >Get back on the internet.
- >Search up some griffon porn.
- >You'd wouldn't fuck a pony, but you would get it on with Gilda if you had a shot.
- >Too_beta_for_her.jpg
- >Come to a free site.
- >It has everything.
- >Find a video of two female griffons preening each other.
- >Click it.
- >Fap like the wind.
- Feels so good man!
- >"Y-you said it, M-mister!"
- >Stop fapping.
- >See Fluttershy mashing her twat behind you.
- >Quickly cover up.
- WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!! GET OUT!
- >Fluttershy squeaks and lowers her head.
- >"But...isn't this your fetish?"
- >You turn away embarrassed.
- ...yes.
- >"Well...it's mine too."
- >You stare at each other for a bit, then to the screen.
- >Sigh.
- Just this once.
- >Hear a *Squee* come from butterfly butt.
- >Start up the video, commence circlejerk session.
- >Feels good man.
- >Fluttershy finishes before you and leaves.
- >You finish some time later and clean up the mess.
- >So now Fluttershy knows your fetish.
- >And you know hers.
- >She will be back, but you'll be ready.
- >Today was an alright day.
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Anon Gets the Ponynet
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