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  1. >Reading some Daring Doo at your home.
  2. >Fluttershy comes trotting in.
  3. >She looks up at you smiling.
  4. >Sigh and put the book down, giving her your full attention.
  5. What is it, Fluttershy?
  6. >She says nothing, only to keep staring at you with a smile.
  7. Well?
  8. >Nothing, not even moving an inch.
  9. >You shrug and go back to reading.
  10. >1 minute passes.
  11. >5 minutes.
  12. >10...
  13. >She hasn't moved at all.
  14. >You are getting annoyed and creeped out.
  15. What?!!? What do you want?
  16. >She sits on her hind hooves and brings her fore hooves to her face.
  17. >Still smiling.
  18. >You're starting to lose it.
  19. GO AWAY!
  20. >You get up and head to your room.
  21. >She still sits there.
  22. >Weird.
  23. >Go to bed for a quick nap.
  24. >Roll over.
  25. >Jump when Fluttershy is giving you that creepy, cute smile.
  26. >You fall off your bed and run out the house.
  27. >Head to Rarity's place.
  28. >Walk inside to find Rarity working on a dress.
  29. >"Oh my, Anon. What brings you here."
  30. Oh, I just needed some fresh a-
  31. >Pause when you see that Fluttershy is modeling her dress, with that same smile.
  32. >Run out.
  33. >Everywhere you go, you see Fluttershy with that creepy ass smile.
  34. >Confront her.
  35. Please...why are you doing this.
  36. >She opens her mouth.
  37. >Finally some words.
  38. >"Is being adorable your fetish?"
  39. >You feel your sanity crack.
  40. >You begin to laugh like a maniac.
  41. >Fluttershy is creeped out.
  42. >You walk home, leaving the pegasus sitting there.
  43. >"SO, IS THAT A YES?!"
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