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trollin in equestria

By: metanon on Oct 15th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 2.35 KB  |  hits: 70  |  expires: Never
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  1. >Tuesday in Equestria
  2. >Be Twilight Sparkle
  3. >Be busy aligning books 1/8" from the edge of their shelves, as they should be
  4. >Finish aligning shelf 5, column 6, section 3, nonfiction
  5. >All books perfectly aligned
  6. >...
  7. >But the second and first books of this shelf have been switched, disrupting alphabetical order
  8. >Fix them
  9. >Notice the next shelf up has been disrupted in the same way
  10. >And the next
  11. >Along with every other shelf you've aligned so far
  12. >Sigh inwardly at anon's predictable practical joke
  13. >Swiftly and precisely pull every first and second book per shelf out magically, and switch their places
  14. >Return to the task at hand
  15. >Now the second book of every shelf is sticking out just a little too far
  16. >Pull the second book of shelf 5, column 6, section 3
  17. >A small wooden rod has been placed behind the second book, precisely measured to make the CORRECT second book of each shelf stick out and be unalignable
  18. >Smirk inwardly at the effort anon put into messing with you
  19. >Magically pull every second book, and then pull the wooden rods from behind them
  20. >Every book in the entire section comes crashing down
  21. >Each rod carefully extended behind the entire shelf
  22. >Scream in frustration
  23. >so loudly you don't hear anon snickering to himself beneath the eaves of the first floor window
  24.  
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  27. >Thursday in Equestria
  28. >Be Rarity
  29. >Be deep in thought putting the finishing touches on a set of striped silken socks commissioned by Princess Cadence
  30. >Make a mental note at the sudden upswing in lacy socks of late
  31. >Wonder briefly at just how few have seen use outside of the bedroom
  32. >Smile at your masterful craftsp0nyship
  33. >Fold the socks just...so.
  34. >Place them neatly into one of your custom delivery boxes
  35. >Put on the lid
  36. >Now to tie it... where DID you put that lovely pink ribbon?
  37. >Oh, there it is
  38. >At the bottom of that tower of spools
  39. >When did that get there?
  40. >And how did opal's bed get atop it?
  41. >Let alone with opal still in it?
  42. >Ever so gently lift opal's bed
  43. >Maybe you can just get that spool of ribbon from the bottom without spending 10 minutes deconstructing this tower
  44. >It DOES look well made
  45. >Carefully
  46. >Carefuuullllyyy
  47. >GOT IT
  48. >BELLS
  49. >OH CELESTIA IT'S FULL OF BELLS
  50. >ALL THOSE JINGLY JANGLY BELLs
  51. >Wait, where'd Opalescence go?
  52. >Ah, there she is
  53. >Leaping toward the tower
  54. >Make a mental note to sew a very small thorn into anon's next pair of pants.
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