Title:           google drive
Author:          majickanon
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/6DrNzzMb
First Edit:      Tuesday 8th of April 2014 12:38:23 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Tuesday 8th of April 2014 12:38:23 PM CDT

*™
>You’re Spike™.
>The coolest dragon in Ponyville™.
>Although you may be Short™, you always get Letters™ from the Ladies™.
>...to send to the Princesses™, of course.
>But most importantly, you are…
>...shopping with Rarity™.
>”Yeah,” you think, “always getting the Ladies™.
“What the fuck did you just fucking say about my you little Bitch™ ? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my Class™  in the Sanic Seals™, and that I have over 300™  confirmed Too Fast’s™ against You’re too Slow™!
And then Rainbow Dash™ beat Sanic™ in a race. Sanic’s head imploded. The resulting Black
Hole™ wiped the Universe™ back to the start of creation.
>”god fucking damn it”, you think, as Anonhatter™ tries to jump you in an Alley™
>You push him off, as he doesn’t even Lift™.
>™
 
*™ All ™’s belong to Hasjew™ {FTFY} and Hasjew™ {FTFY} corporations.*™ #BTFO™ #REKT™™ #urmumlel2014™ #Anonhatter,SuckingoffFuta’sSince1974 #unf #iwouldwatchthat
#YOLOSWAG™
#WhatthefuckdidyoujustSanic™aboutmeyoulittleSanic™?I’llhaveyouknowISaniced™intheSanicSeals™,andthatIhaveover300™confirmedSanic™Sanic’s™.
 
 
 
 
 
>Crazy_Rain calls you autistic.
>Oh no, you aren’t going to let that slide.
>You pull down his Pants™.
>He knows exactly what you want.
>It hurts you, but he does it for you.
>He finishes, jumps the curb, and guns you down from his BMW™.
Good end  M-MUH JERB™
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>Anon Hatter™ is a Faggot™. This is Reality™~
>Anon Hatter™ works the Streets™, As a Hooker™.
>His Pimp™ Beats™ him daily because he fails to Bring™ in Enough Money™.
>One day, He gets a Throatpunch™, because Monopoly Money™ isn’t acceptable Currency™.
>Then Majickanon™ visits the Club™ one day
>He Cums™ inside Anon Hatter™’s Mouth™ with the force of 1000 white suns.
>He Fucks™ his Asshole™ Day™ and Night™ until he gets Tit™ Cancer™.
>Then he Steals™ Anonhatter’s™ Hat™, and shoves it up his Ass™.
Good End™
 
 
 
 
 
 
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“Hey spikey-wikey,could you hold this for me?”
>”Sure thing rarity” you say as you take the bag off the counter.
>’Woooow. She sure is pretty...’ You think to yourself, looking at her marevag.
>You put a finger in it.
”SPIKE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!”
>”Fingering you,you stupid bitch,can’t you fucking see?”
“I CAN FEEL IT FOR CELESTIA’S SAKE!
>”Then why did you fucking ask me?”
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT.
 
 
8=======()=======================D~~~~~~~~~~~~The end~~~~~~~~~~~
 
>be rarity
>spike just put a finger in your marevag
“Navy seals copypasta”
>”LOLOLOL XDDD HAHAH NERD XD”
>u just got #rekt
then ur mum lel popped out
 
FUCK YOU FAGGOT. c: < did you get too spooked
i’m so sorry
YOU HAVE A SKELETON INSIDE OF YOU
5spoopy8me
8=()====D~~~~~~~~~~the fuckin end mate~~~~~~~~~~