Title: Underageb& anon Author: majickanon Pastebin link: http://pastebin.com/CFJWkuYp First Edit: Saturday 5th of April 2014 03:09:58 PM CDT Last Edit: Saturday 5th of April 2014 03:09:58 PM CDT CH 00   >Another tiring schoolday done. >You're finally out of school, and you're making your way back home. >There's no-one home as usual, as your parents come back everyday at 8 p.m. >There's nothing much ou can do to entertain yourself,unless you take videogames as an answer. >Who are you kidding,videogames are the only thing you have. >And the chunz, on which you have been doing nothing but shitposting,ban evading and arguing like a dumbfuck since day one. >Moving away from the subject,you drop your bag near the door and make your way to your room. >"Living the dream" you say to yourself, opening up your computer. >You've never had many friends, 4 or 5, 3 which were your closest friends. >You've been quite a ponylover  or "Horsefucker" as you'd like to call yourself. >Browsing through the /mlp/ catalog you spot a pretty peculiar thread. >A pretty peculiar one indeed. >The title reads "Story Time!"...     >"Option 1: You get sent to equestria for 6 months, catch is ,there is no sex" >"For what purpose" you think,dismissing it. >It's not like you could've had sex with them >"Option 2: You get your favorite pony here on earth, the catch is ,nobody can see her but you" >"Sex exists,and it will fall in love with you shortly after." >A magical pony from another realm and she falls in love with you? >Who could say no? >Too bad it isn't actually real. >Or is it? >You hear heavy footsteps from outside of your house. >Then a knock on your door. >'It can't be real can it?' you think. >You open your front door and see burlap sack neatly placed on the ground. >"What the shit" you mutter to yourself as you take the sack inside.   >It's quite a shock. >OP isn't a faggot. >And also,the thread was real. >You quite expected it to be something to start a story, or even better, a CYOA. >Hell, you tought everyone in the thread were madmen getting ponies and all that. >You get excited, thinking everything you've dreamed of was going to be real. >But then your face drops. >You couldn't let anyone see it...er her. >Which is really bad,because you live with your parents. >You have to find a way to keep her hidden, but how? >You brush those questions aside for the moment. >You've got a pony to deal with.   >You open the sack and see an orange pony next to a brown hat. >It's Applebutt huddled up with her trademark hat. >'It is real!' >You gently take her out of the bag and place her on your bed. >There is a living,breathing and possibly talking pony on your bed right now. >What is she gonna do when she finds out? >How are you gonna hide her? >How is she gonna react? >Most importantly,what are you gonna do?     CH 01   >You look at the clock and realize it's... >Well, you don't have a clock in your room,but your phone is good enough. >You take your phone out of your pocket and take a quick peek. >It's 6 pm... >Shit, your parents are coming home soon. >Better wake up Applejack and get tell her the whole ordeal. >Or should you just fake it and tell her she was just brought here by someone? >You don't even know how she'll react. >She's already waking up from what you can see. >Fluttering her eyelids, Applejack is slowly waking up. >She looks around your room scared,unsure of her surroundings. "Where the hay ahm I?" Applejack said, realizing she's not in her house. >Then she spots you. "And who the hay are you?" >"U-uh,I-im Anonymous" you uttered, panic starting to rise up. "Where are mah friends? Why am I here?" >"I can explain! Just please stop yelling." "I swear to Celestia if you did anything to muh family, I'll buck you like I buck a tree" >"There's no need for brash actions,I'll explain you everything!" "Then do it" >"You're in deep trouble now" you think to yourself >"Something or someone dropped you on my doorstep and left without a trace" "I don't believe you" >Now you fucked up >"B-but it's the truth!" "Look into my eyes and tell me it is" >Damn if she wasn't menacing >"I-i-it is the truth..." >Applebutt sits there thinking for a while. >Then she finally replies "I believe you,you've got that look in your eyes"