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  1. Many thanks to the anon who originally made this archive (http://pastebin.com/u/lvl2dragontamer).  Sadly though that kind soul cannot keep the archive up to date so I decided I may as well.  I'm going to try and keep this up to date as much as I can.  Going to put in everything I have and generally try to clean it up as much as I can.  Also in regards to the super long stories (flavor of the day, construction of /u/topia, and that plane one I wasn't going to put them in because I figured everyone already had them saved but flavor of the day was already here so I figured I may as well put them in)
  2.  
  3. Link to the [MOOFING INTENSIFIES] series of stories
  4. http://pastebin.com/VqPXpf4M
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  6.  
  7. pics [15 so far]: http://imgur.com/a/KqJkf
  8. non-first person (but related) posts: http://pastebin.com/tyvK9ibX [updated 01/01/2014 20:45 EST]
  9. last update: 01/10/2014 00:10 EST
  10. [email protected] for questions/comments/submissions etc
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  13. Fractals' based fic: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3172150/1/r9kElsa-Is-Suffering
  14. (author's note at http://pastebin.com/8SEXngrF)
  15.  
  16. Cyborg R fic:
  17.     https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9980448/1/r9kElsa-and-cyborgPunzel
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  19.  
  20. Archives for the past 4k lines of stories, you wonderful bastards:
  21.    [No.56986243-No.57296356] : http://pastebin.com/ZkFiR0Gn (start here if you're new)
  22.    [No.57310950-No.57422455] : http://pastebin.com/2cdTkKct
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  24.  
  25. __________________________
  26.  
  27. First greentext, for posterity:
  28.  
  29. >tfw massive bitch to little sister
  30. >tfw I just wanna cuddle her
  31.  
  32. H-hold me, robots. I'm such an asshole. ;_;
  33.  
  34. Ugh... feel with me.
  35.  
  36. >retarded cousin R of ours visits
  37. >almost a clone of my sister A
  38. >both of them barge into my room
  39. >just trying to keep it in
  40. >can't let my power levels show, sister and cousin look up to me
  41. >they try to talk their normalfag talk with me, but all I do is nod and smile
  42. >eventually lose interest
  43. >cousin somehow gets on my computer
  44. >Well, whatever, what can possibly...
  45. >"Oh hey, E! I didn't know you browsed /r9k/ too!"
  46. >biggest WTF moment of my life, sister asks cousin what /r9k/ is
  47. >Cousin looks at me.
  48. >sheknows.jpg
  49. >"Uh, nothing. Just a forum about robots and stuff. I used to browse it too sometimes before I started hanging out with Eugene."
  50. >Sweating bullets, cold spaghetti coming out of my underwear
  51. >Cousin looks at me again.
  52. >Such pity. So understand
  53. >I feel sick.
  54. >Sister doesn't seem to care though, and eventually they leave for some normalfag double date or something
  55. >before they leave, cousin looks at me
  56. >"I felt those feels, robot. It can change."
  57. >spaghetti intensifies and I slam the door, commence crying into my pillow
  58.  
  59. R, if you're reading this, you suck and I can normalfag like you did. D:
  60.  
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  63.  
  64. No.57424744
  65. >Finally away from family at uni for the semester
  66. >Anna tries to keep in touch but I keep making excuses
  67. >semester over heading back home for break did decent but didn't make any friends
  68. >In front of house, haven't seen my family since leaving
  69. >at front door, I ring the doorbell
  70. >door opens and I stare at what looks to be a curtain
  71. >Why the fuck did they hang a curtain in the fucking doorway?
  72. >"Elsa!" I hear my sister scream before I'm suddenly grabbed in a crushing grip
  73. >Feel myself lifted up, finally see my sisters wonderful smiling face
  74. >"Its so good to finally see you again!" she exclaims
  75. >My mind is frozen, I can't even comprehend the situation
  76. >I look down and see her bare feet, she's lifted me several inches off the ground even while I'm swearing my ratty sneakers
  77.  
  78. No.57425518
  79. >>57424744
  80. >after a moment stammer out "y-you too...could you put me down now?"
  81. >her pretty face flashed scarlet and immediately set me back down
  82. >after a moment getting my bearings back I look her over
  83. >She was wearing shorts and a white tshirt
  84. >Her chest was much more broad than I remember and at how close I was almost covered my view
  85. >'so thats the curtain I was seeing' I think to myself
  86. >Her legs were tanned and muscular, her arms were toned and long
  87. >She was always like this from her lacrosse but now everything is...bigger
  88. >the biggest thing was I had to now look up to see her face, she stood almost a head taller than me now even while barefoot
  89. >"Yeah I've grown up haven't I elsa?" she says while flashing a dazzling smile
  90. >Realizing that I was checking her out I look down red as a tomato, and whisper out "y-yea you got big"
  91. >How did my sister get so fucking hot while I was gone?
  92. >holy shit my sister became an amazon
  93.  
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  96.  
  97. No.57427997
  98. One last story, then I'm gone.
  99. >Sick in bed
  100. >A is in my room knitting
  101. >She's never knit before
  102. >Says she wants to give it a try
  103. >Working on some half-done caterpillar-looking thing
  104. >Ask her why not go to Mom for tips
  105. >Says she'd rather be in here
  106. >As you wish
  107. >Back to reading comics
  108. >Hour later
  109. >Almost done with comic
  110. >A jumps up, exclaiming she's done
  111. >I almost toss the comic out of my hands from surprise
  112. >A's in front of me showing the scarf she finished
  113. >Says it's for me
  114. >I'm speechless
  115. >Manage to say that I like it
  116. >She squeals and wraps it around my neck with a hug
  117. >So I won't catch a cold next time
  118. >It's a little scratchy
  119. >But I don't care
  120. Well that was fun. I've never done this before, so big thanks to anyone who followed and supported my greentext plane story!
  121. I'm no Fractals, but yeah. It's nice when you get support.
  122. I got carried away with it when all I was going to do was a shitty single paragraph thing and some people liked it so I ran with it... much longer than I thought it would last.
  123. >Family plane trip
  124. >Elsa takes aisle seat because Anna wants window
  125. >Anna gets up to go talk to parents/use restroom
  126. >Anna's derriere rubs Elsa as Anna tries to get past
  127. >Elsa freaks and tries to get up to let her through
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  130.  
  131.  
  132. No.57452713
  133. >Watching movie with sister
  134. >End up still as stone cause she’s cuddling up against me
  135. >tfw can’t decide whether to enjoy it or not
  136. >Fuck it
  137. >I decide to enjoy it for the first time in forever
  138. >Later sister starts rubbing my tummy
  139. >Says something about liking the feel of the material
  140. >tfw she hasn't stopped
  141. >She ends up stroking higher and higher
  142. >Oh god, this can’t be real
  143. >Glance at her to see if she knows
  144. >tfw she’s giving you bedroom eyes
  145. >Such want, much confused
  146. >Confusion gets blown away when she claims my lips
  147. >Oh fuck she just started to grope me as well
  148. >tfw your moaning allows her tongue access to explore
  149. >Nnggghhh
  150. >My nipples could cut diamonds
  151. >We break apart and stare at each other
  152. >She must see the doubts I have
  153. >“I love you, anonette, so much…d-do you love me as much as I think you do?”
  154. >tfw you’re still panting
  155. >I can do it
  156. >I can tell her
  157. >“I-I…”
  158. >Fucking stutter
  159. >She looks so hopeful
  160. >“I…love y-y…”
  161. >When did it get so dark
  162. >Fuck I’m feeling faint
  163. >“I love you, A!”
  164. >tfw the last thing I see is my sister smiling with relief and happiness at me
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  167.  
  168. No.57467092
  169. >later that night
  170. >Someone has destroyed our camp
  171. >Don't worry... 'sis', if that is your real name
  172. >My name's Elsa...?
  173. >You're a crafty skinwalker. Was that hesitation in your voice?
  174. >We'll have to cuddle for warmth.
  175. >W-w-what?
  176. >snowghetti bursting from my pockets
  177. >That's right... if you're not afraid of human affection YOU SKINWALKER! Aha!
  178. >No, no, it's fine.
  179. >Only a skinwalker would be so awkward.
  180. >ifonlysheknew.jpg
  181. >Cuddle up
  182. >She's breathing heavily on my neck and staring at me
  183. >This nugget will blow you apart. Even in WWII, Germans targeted the ones with the nuggets because they respected and feared the killing power.
  184. >can'ttellifhornyorscaredformylifeboner.jpg
  185. >Why are you so scared? Is it because you're a SKINWALKER?
  186. >N-n-n-no.
  187. >Stuttering? Or failure to imitate human speech patterns?
  188. >She stays awake the whole night
  189. >Sings Red army songs and the USSR national anthem
  190. >Talks about her Serbian eagle wisdom and strong of bear
  191. >the ground is cold
  192. >the ground is hard
  193. >I wish I was at home playing starcraft
  194. >the firm, toned feel of her thighs wrapped around mine as she dangles a knife near my throat
  195. >maybe I don't
  196. >camping trip over
  197. >can't decide if never want to go again or want to go immediately
  198. >she says it was a lot of fun and wants to go again this weekend
  199. Please help me.
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  203.  
  204. No.57468066
  205. >You need to get out more. Meet new people.
  206. >Yeah okay whatever
  207. >A and her boyfriend are going on a trip, you should go with them
  208. >Ugh, not that meathead
  209. >A is waving to me from the van
  210. >oh my god she is so adorable
  211. >those little dimples and all those freckles
  212. >Alright dad
  213. >Go to the van
  214. >A is squealing with delight
  215. >Hugs me
  216. >Throws open the van doors
  217. >Take a seat E
  218. >don't mind if I this whole van is full of guns what have I gotten myself into
  219. >She starts driving
  220. >Hey A, where'd you get all of these?
  221. >From the guys at the Snuggly Duckling! They have so many down there, it's the best! Don't you just love cousin R?
  222. >Oh yeah. Sure.
  223. >Try not to accidentally blow my own feet off.
  224. >Fade in trance playing Tetris in my mind
  225. >We're here!
  226. >It's the middle of the woods
  227. >Not even a road anymore
  228. >A and her boyfriend get out of the car
  229. >She hands me a gun
  230. >It's a black metal death kill machine 9000
  231. >what the fuck is this
  232. >Don't be scared, it's fun, trust me.
  233. >Don't put your finger in there. Keep it outside.
  234. >Don't shoot from the hip, let me show you the stance
  235. >Wraps her arms around my body
  236. >She's grabbing me, touching me
  237. >Molding me into the right shape
  238. >Hands are going everywhere
  239. >Is that comfortable? Do you feel like you could get into this position and shoot like this?
  240. >I could stay like this all day
  241. >Alright, let's go. You'll pick up more as we move.
  242. >See this clear water? If pigs had been drinking it recently, they'd disturb the silt and make it muddy
  243. >Okay
  244. >Notice how the dirt is so crisp? It's been left in the sun, hasn't been rooted in today
  245. >Mud's on that tree, they've been scraping themselves off
  246. >Those ruts in the grass are paths
  247. >Look, tracks!
  248. >I don't understand anything
  249. >Both A and her boyfriend are tuned into nature
  250. >I'm stumbling around the woods breaking twigs and making noise
  251. >A's face lights up
  252. >She claps her hands together, then suddenly makes a serious face and motions us to get down
  253. >we're hiding in the bushes
  254. >it's dirty and cramped
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  256. No.57468161
  257. >>57468066
  258. >A is laying next to me
  259. >I can feel her body heat
  260. >stuck there for an eternity
  261. >A boar comes wandering by
  262. >It's huge
  263. >Bigger than all of us put together
  264. >She nudges me
  265. >She wants me to take the shot
  266. >I ready my rifle
  267. >Take aim down the sights
  268. >Gently pull the trigger
  269. >Recoil is too much and the gun smacks me in the face
  270. >Pass out
  271. >Wake up next to a boar carcass
  272. >It smells like ass
  273. >Bacon time?
  274. >A looks sheepish
  275. >My shot pierced the guts and got shit and bile everywhere
  276. >Meat is ruined
  277. >Don't worry E, next time, ok?
  278. Why can't I do anything right?
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  282.  
  283. No.57475206
  284. >go to kitchen to make late night snack run
  285. >fridge is so barren i found mankrik's wife
  286. >about to give up when i spy a tuperware full of gingerbread men that A must have baked that evening
  287. >score
  288. >begin filling up my plate
  289. >see one gingerbread thats kinda wonky around the waist
  290. >wonky enough that it almost looks like a gingerbread lady
  291. >get terrible stupid horny idea
  292. >i pick up the gingerbread lady by her little cookie arms and begin whispering terrible naughty things to her
  293. >before i know it im licking the thing all over and taking tiny little nips out of the arms and legs
  294. >tongue-ing the fuck outta that gingerbread crotch when i sense someone behind me
  295. >ohshitohshitohshit please dont be A dont let her see how much of a flaming autist i am
  296. >its dad
  297. >he just stares at me holding the mangled little cookie person in my hands
  298. >finally he says "you think she put too much salt in those things too, huh?"
  299. >i meekly nod
  300. >run back upstairs
  301. >too much shame to go back to rep grinding
  302. >ill just cry myself to sleep that usually works
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  307.  
  308. No.57475586
  309. >buying new headphones with christmas giftcard
  310. >clerk compliments my braid
  311. >i thank him without even a single stutter
  312. >feeling pretty good overall
  313. >compliment makes me remember when A first tied it for me
  314. >which makes me remember why i first grew my hair long
  315. >which makes me remember it was because of that time i went to the hairdresser after school years ago and she screamed when she found head lice
  316. >head lice
  317. >me
  318. >tfw remembering having to get my beautiful hair cut short and being ostracized in class cause people thought i would infect them
  319. >the itching never bugged me as much as the other kids teasing
  320. >tfw mom horrified and asking me if i had been hanging out with street urchins or "associating" with boys
  321. >fuck mom its lice not mono
  322. >so embarrassed i never go back to the salon ever again and just grow it out
  323. >mom still asks me to let her check for them after all these years
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  327.  
  328. No.57540371
  329. >tfw parents forced to chaperon another double date between my cousin and sister
  330. >This time to a fair
  331. >JesusChrist,howhorrifying.jpg
  332. >tfw walking around as the fifth wheel, again.
  333. >It’s too bright out
  334. >There’s too many couples
  335. >Super bored just kind of following them around
  336. >Trying not to get sick on some of the rides we go on
  337. >Fucking tilt-a-whirl, more like hurl-a-whirl
  338. >End up throwing up most of my spaghetti cause of one of the rides
  339. >Thiskillstheanonette.gif
  340. >tfw you suck it up so your sister’s date isn’t ruined
  341. >…yeah
  342. >Cousin and sister end up leading us their “man candy” to the skill game section
  343. >Eugh man candy
  344. >tfw having to resist the urge to laugh at sister’s bf’s failed attempts at winning her a prize
  345. >Something from the top level
  346. >I end up failing to hold it back and laugh
  347. >He shoots me a glare
  348. >I have no fucks to give
  349. >He asks me to try it if I’m so great
  350. >Eh why not
  351. >tfw apathy causes me to do better than him
  352. >tfw I end up winning the thing my sister wanted
  353. >I kind of just give it to her and walk off since I don’t think I could the spaghetti if she thanked me
  354. >Suddenly hugs from behind
  355. >“Thanks for getting me a prize, anonette.”
  356. >tfw I give her a halfhearted hug and tell her it’s time to go
  357.  
  358. It was a pretty decent day.
  359.  
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  362.  
  363. /START FLAVOR OF THE DAY/
  364.  
  365. No.57561303
  366. >It's hot in here
  367. >Irritable
  368. >More so than usual
  369. >Love experts aren't helping
  370. >Something going on in the kitchen
  371. >Fuck it, not like I'm included
  372. >Keep browsing
  373. >A barges in
  374. >Woah what the FU-
  375. >"We made SUNDAES, E!"
  376. >She places a bowl in front of me
  377. >"I made one for you too!"
  378. >It's drenched in chocolate fudge
  379. >Sprinkles all over
  380. >Like her freck-
  381. >She plops down on my bed with her sundae
  382. >O-oh
  383. >WAITAMINUTE she's staying?
  384. >"Do you mind, E? It's cooler in here with the shades down."
  385. >Spaghetti starts to flow
  386. >Somehow it's even hotter in here
  387. >Manage to answer affirmative
  388. >She giggles and gets cozy
  389. >We carry on in silence
  390. >Clack clack of my keybo-
  391. >Actually I can't even type properly with her behind me
  392. >Fuck fuck fuck what do I do
  393. >A seems content enough eating her sundae
  394. >Finally take a spoonful of mine
  395. >It's really sweet
  396. >Almost too sweet for me to finish
  397. >I turn around
  398. >Okay not as sweet as A's smile right now
  399. I just want to join her on my own bed. Why is it so hard?
  400.  
  401. No.57562103
  402. >>57561303
  403. >Still eating my sundae by myself like a little bitch
  404. >Come on E, you can do this
  405. >Guts and Glory
  406. >Get up from my chair
  407. >Accidentally slam the table with my hands
  408. >Way to make it seem like you're angry, douche
  409. >shitshitshit I haven't scared her, have I?
  410. >tfw you're trying to approach a timid animal and not scare it off
  411. >Turn around
  412. >A looks a little uneasy now
  413. >Nice going asshole
  414. >Walk up to my bed
  415. >She looks even more worried
  416. >Goddammit
  417. >Motion for her to scoot over
  418. >She gets off the goddamn bed
  419. >DAMAGE CONTROL
  420. >DAMAGE CONTROL
  421. >DAMAGE CONTROL
  422. >Wave my hands wildly
  423. >"N-nonono A, I meant move over so I could sit!"
  424. >I get on the bed asap and rapid-pat the spot next to me
  425. >don'tfuckthisupEthisshipissoclosetosinking
  426. >A has an expression of "Oh!" on her face
  427. >Which melts into one of relief
  428. >Almost melting my heart in the process
  429. >She hops in and gets cozy next to me
  430. >She snuggles
  431. >I try to hold it together
  432. >We continue to eat in silence
  433. >Can't think of anything to say
  434. >This sundae is still pretty darn sweet
  435. whatdoisay whatdoisay whatdoisay
  436.  
  437. No.57564081
  438. >>57562103
  439. >Still eating in silence
  440. >But a lovely, shared silence
  441. >Not a nerve-wracking awkward one
  442. >It'sWhatITellMyselfToConvinceMyselfIt'sNotJustMoreSpaghetti
  443. >JustKeepSpooningIt'sAValidReasonNotToTalk
  444. >Notice A's almost done with hers
  445. >I'm still only half done
  446. >I think she's slowing her pace down
  447. >To match mine?
  448. >onecanhope.png
  449. >Her remaining sundae is melting
  450. >Can't help but watch her
  451. >Only a puddle of cream and fudge left
  452. >A looks a little disappointed
  453. >Hrngh
  454. >She raises her bowl to her face
  455. >Drinks
  456. >Delicious white cream and fudge making its way over her lips
  457. >Gulp
  458. >It is really really hot in here
  459. >Single drop of cream overflows
  460. >Makes its way over the edge of her chin
  461. >And down her neck
  462. >Stare
  463. >A notices the attention
  464. >She cocks her head, a confused expression
  465. >She doesn't know
  466. >She doesn't know
  467. >SHE DOESN'T KNOW
  468. >O-oh god, what do I-
  469. >Point at it
  470. >"A-A... you- your ne-"
  471. >Fortune favors the bold
  472. >She starts to look down
  473. >Go for it
  474. >My hand moves on pure, uninhibited, primal instinct
  475. >Index finger wiping up the drop of cream
  476. >Like a wolf pouncing on its prey
  477. >Slowly moving up her neck
  478. >Dragging it through the snow
  479. >And past her chin
  480. >For the kill
  481. >WhatAmIDoing
  482. >TheBrakesAreOnButTheyDoNothing
  483. >My finger goes into my mouth
  484. >Pure
  485. >Ecstasy
  486. >Shooting shivers down my spine
  487. >At once interrupted by the voice in my head
  488. >'You know you just fucked up your chance to kiss her on her neck.'
  489. >Freeze
  490. >Staring at the ceiling
  491. >My cheeks are getting red
  492. >Glance at A
  493. IT'S TRUE I FUCKED UP
  494.  
  495.  
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  497.  
  498. No.57568879
  499. >>57564081
  500. >A's looking back at me
  501. >She reddens slightly
  502. >"Oh! Oh, oh oh oh-okay, that was embarrassing, haha... Look at me, haven't changed at all."
  503. >That's because you're perfect as you are
  504. >"Thanks for cleaning that up for me, E."
  505. >'Any time, baby.'
  506. >Thank god she can't hear the stupid voice in my head
  507. >Put spoon in mouth for another mouthful of sundae
  508. >I can still taste that sweet cream
  509. >A single drop, mingled with her sweat
  510. >The perfect balance of sweet and salty
  511. >Transmuted into nectar of the gods
  512. >ThisIsMyDrug
  513. >My spoon hasn't left my mouth
  514. >My tongue is flush against the inside curvature
  515. >Slowly pull the spoon out
  516. >Licking that cool smoothness
  517. >Tongue tingling
  518. >HolyShitI'mAPervert
  519. >Clink
  520. >The sound of A's spoon falling into her empty bowl
  521. >Realize what I'm doing
  522. >Double dose of spaghetti
  523. >Prescribed with a healthy side serving of Fuck Me
  524. >Clear my throat and try to right myself
  525. >A moves to get up
  526. >'Aw look. You scared her off again, creep.'
  527. >No- nononono-
  528. >STAY
  529. >Please stay
  530. >"Done already?"
  531. >She turns around
  532. >"Oh no, I wanted to get seconds! Can't get enough of those sprinkles."
  533. >Oh, okay. Okay, that's fine.
  534. >'Don't let her go, idiot. She might decide to have the seconds in the kitchen and not come back.'
  535. >Shit, Voice. You're right.
  536. >"No!"
  537. >Think! I'm only scaring her with that outburst!
  538. >Oh, right
  539. >I hold my bowl up
  540. >"Uhh.. want- want to help me finish mine? I- I mean, thanks for the sundae! Really! But you know this is too much for me, heh."
  541. >A looks down at my bowl
  542. >It's still half full
  543. >"It's gonna melt soon if you don't..."
  544. >She looks back up at me
  545. >A smile begins to break on her face
  546. >Hrng-
  547. >And turns into a grin
  548. >Eh?
  549. >"Allll right, E..."
  550. >She climbs back onto the bed
  551. >"But only if you feed me yourself."
  552. Oh fuck me.
  553.  
  554. No.57571734
  555. >>57568879
  556. >'You're blanking out'
  557. >ShutTheFuckUp, Voice
  558. >Struggling to react to this
  559. >The pressure is building
  560. >ffffFFFF-
  561. >A is also blushing a bit
  562. >"I-I mean, you don't have to if you don't want to. I'll still help-"
  563. >I quickly spoon up some ice cream and hold it up to her face
  564. >"No- no biggie. Hurry before it melts!"
  565. >I don't think I'll ever be tired of that look on A's face when she's caught even a little off guard
  566. >But it quickly changes into that of a happy child
  567. >Like when we would go through our Halloween stash together as kids
  568. >Don'tThinkI'llEverTireOfThatLookEither
  569. >She chomps onto my spoon like Jaws on a surfboard
  570. >Woah hold your horses girl
  571. >Try to pull the spoon out of her mouth
  572. >It won't budge
  573. >Eh?
  574. >A's looking up at me with what I can only describe as mischievous eyes
  575. >I can feel slight movement through the spoon handle
  576. >Is- is she
  577. >Why yes, yes she is
  578. >She's playing around with the spoon with her tongue
  579. >Swirling around
  580. >Side to side
  581. >Licking it clean
  582. >All the while my back is slowly becoming Spaghetti Falls
  583. >Finally she lets me go
  584. >Drawing the spoon out slowly
  585. >Pulling against the suction of her mouth
  586. >Back out over those lips
  587. >And out with what I can only say was a smooching sound
  588. >A closes her eyes as she swallows and lets out a satisfied sigh
  589. >Good thing because she can't see my trembling hand holding the utensil
  590. >"God, those sprinkles! SO good!"
  591. >HowCanYouSeemSoHappyFromSomeIceCream
  592. >I'm staring at the spoon
  593. >Her tongue was all over thi-
  594. >She slides up against me
  595. >OkayStopThinkingEJustEatTheSundae
  596. >I shove another spoonful into my mouth
  597. >And let it linger
  598. >Thoughts of what's been done to this spoon in my head
  599. >Wondering what it's like to have the same done to me
  600. >Oh- oh dear
  601. >A's looking at me expectantly, like a chick waiting for its meal
  602. >How can you keep her hanging?
  603. >Spoon out of my mouth
  604. >Scoop up some more sundae
  605. >And back into hers
  606. >Out of her mouth
  607. >Reload
  608. >Back into mine
  609. >Rinse
  610. >Repeat
  611. How can I fuck this up? Please don't fuck this up.
  612.  
  613.  
  614. No.57576210
  615. >>57571734
  616. >Settled into a nice rhythm
  617. >I take a bite
  618. >Offer A a bite
  619. >She jumps for the spoon like an eager chick going for its dinner
  620. >Complete with giggling sound effect
  621. >I hrngh hard
  622. >Back to me
  623. >Try to ignore the fact that this is the most indirect contact I've had with A's lips in a while
  624. >Also try to ignore the adorable sounds she makes when I feed her
  625. >Or her contented humming
  626. >Or the cute way she twiddles her feet while waiting
  627. >I don't know when was the last time she was like this around me
  628. >That I LET her be like this around me
  629. >Just running through the motions on the sundae train
  630. >Haven't shoved her away yet
  631. >Nothing to mess up here
  632. >Look down
  633. >My sundae's almost gone
  634. >B-bu-but I don't want this ride to end
  635. >Slow it down
  636. >Keep it going
  637. >But it's still melting
  638. >I'm all out of ideas here
  639. >A takes the last bite
  640. >She holds onto the spoon in her mouth
  641. >Again
  642. >I think she's doing this on purpose
  643. >My back is drenched
  644. >Slowly she lets go of the spoon
  645. >Out it slides
  646. >That look of pure content on her face when she swallows
  647. >How she licks her syrup-smudged lips
  648. >Google glasses, eye implants, Pokédex, Instagram, fucking anything to preserve this moment for posterity
  649. >Curse the fact I can't draw
  650. >Clink
  651. >I drop the spoon back into my bowl
  652. >It settles in the puddle of melted cream
  653. >We both stare at it
  654. >Surprisingly I'm the one to break the silence
  655. >"Do... do you want more?"
  656. >She looks my way with a raised eyebrow
  657. >"I thought you said this was too much? Hmm?"
  658. >Shit, I did
  659. >"Oh... you're right, I did."
  660. >I just selected the worst response option possible
  661. >"All right, well if we're done here-"
  662. >Wait how did I just make it worse
  663. >I shut up and move my bowl to the bedside table
  664. >"Wait E, you're not going to finish that!?"
  665. >I stop
  666. >"Wh- what, this? I don't like it when it's all melte-"
  667. >A leaps at me
  668. >At the bowl
  669. >"You can't do that! That's the best part! Give it here..."
  670. >She snatches the bowl from my hand
  671. >And drinks it
  672. >All of it
  673. Oh here we go.
  674.  
  675. No.57583970
  676. >>57576210
  677. >A is slurping up the viscous dregs ravenously
  678. >Obviously I can't keep my eyes away
  679. >The cream pools against her lips, threatening to overflow
  680. >And slowly it does
  681. >A single trail breaks over her lip horizon
  682. >And flows down her chin
  683. >Followed by another
  684. >And yet another
  685. >Three comets streaking down, racing for her neckline
  686. >I can't-
  687. >Oh god-
  688. >I can barely hold back the whimper in myself
  689. >A single drop before was enough to-
  690. >And now there are-
  691. >Right there for the pick-
  692. >Why is this the first thing I think of
  693. >What is wrong with me
  694. >A exhales with an intense "Ahh!"
  695. >Breaks me out of my thoughts
  696. >As she dips a finger into the bowl
  697. >And circles it around the interior
  698. >Before inserting it casually into her mouth
  699. >And drawing it out
  700. >A long, agonizing affair
  701. >Finishing with the sweet sound of released suction
  702. >That moist pop
  703. >Gulp
  704. >So delicious
  705. >She giggles emphatically and jiggles her shoulders up and down
  706. >Before turning to smile at me
  707. >Her radiance besmirched by the tacky residue around her lips
  708. >Diluted fudge mingling with the mottling of her freckles
  709. >Giggle
  710. >Huh?
  711. >I try to stifle it but I can't
  712. >Stronger
  713. >Before I know it I'm shaking from the mirth that's possessed me
  714. >The giggling becomes full-blown laughter
  715. >Laughter like I haven't been able to show around A in how many years
  716. >Everything in the moment washed away by the rays of her overwhelming cuteness
  717. >She's staring at me, thunderstruck at my uncontrolled outburst
  718. >Her face frozen in an expression stuck in between delight, bewilderment, and embarrassment
  719. >Doesn't help
  720. >Holding my sides in but it does nothing
  721. >Too busy laughing to even feel awkward or shy or self-conscious
  722. >I don't know how long this continued
  723. >But it finally subsides
  724. >Gradually giving away in waves interspersed with hiccups
  725. >I can barely see through the tears in my eyes
  726. >I wipe them as best I can
  727. >My abs hurt
  728. >"Heehee... hee, heh... Oh A, you haven't changed a bit since we were tots."
  729. I'd forgotten what this felt like. It feels good.
  730.  
  731. No.57586310
  732. >>57583970
  733. >A's face visibly reddens
  734. >"Yes I have!"
  735. >She moves to clean her face
  736. >I get up on my knees in front of her
  737. >And grab her hand
  738. >"No you haven't, girl. I mean, can you see yourself right now?"
  739. >I raise my other hand to point at her cheeks.
  740. >"A, you were always messy around sweets."
  741. >I can't believe I'm doing this
  742. >"Remember Halloweens? You always got chocolate all over your costume."
  743. >That burst of gaiety must have done something to my inhibitions
  744. >"And Mom would have to clean up after you."
  745. >My finger is once again wiping up the cream trails on her neck
  746. >"Like that one year we were Hansel and Gretel."
  747. >Over the contours, lightly brushing her clavicles
  748. >Was that a shiver?
  749. >"You used candy wrappers as your bread crumbs, heh."
  750. >Up the sternomastoid neck muscles
  751. >"And Mom was the witch taking us around to get us fattened up."
  752. >And onto the softness of her cheeks
  753. >"But- but don't get me wrong, A. I wasn't laughing at you."
  754. >Raise my finger to my lips
  755. >"I like it when you're like this. I think it's-"
  756. >I suck on my finger
  757. >A wave of bliss
  758. >"-sweet."
  759. >The bliss still there even after I'm done licking
  760. >"It's a part of you,"
  761. >I push my face closer, aiming for a spot I missed
  762. >So close I can count the freckles
  763. >Let it go
  764. >"And- and-"
  765. >OhGodOhGodI'mDoingIt
  766. >"I love everything about you."
  767. >I lick the spot
  768. >My tongue just about explodes in sensations from the contact
  769. I don't remember her reaction. She did say I made a dashing Hansel.
  770. Didn't think she knew what she was saying at the time...
  771.  
  772. No.57592356
  773. >>57586310
  774. >The quakes in me recede to a thick silence
  775. >I suddenly remember the fact that it's summer
  776. >And then the knowledge of what I've done comes crashing in
  777. >Drowning me in an icy sweat
  778. >As my face flares up like a backdraft
  779. >Move back to my spot next to A
  780. >My breath is getting faster
  781. >Glance over at A
  782. >She's staring forward at my blank screen
  783. >Cheeks still slightly flushed
  784. >She raises her hand
  785. >Along the same path my finger took
  786. >Following the collarbone
  787. >Up the slender neck
  788. >Coming to a halt where I dared to lick her on her cheek
  789. >Resting on the spot
  790. >JesusGirlSaySomethingPlease
  791. >DidMyLapseOfInhibitionFuckThingsUp
  792. >INeedToKnow
  793. >She titters
  794. >Relief? I think that's relief I'm feeling
  795. >"I don't know when was the last time you've been able to speak to me like that, E."
  796. >What? Like a horny jackass?
  797. >"Or that I've heard you laugh so... Actually, I'm not even sure when was the last time I've SEEN you laugh. Like, actually actually laugh."
  798. >That is true. My abs are still a little sore.
  799. >She grabs my clammy arm
  800. >I pull away on instinct
  801. >Her grip won't let me
  802. >"Ohh no. No, E, don't think I'm going to let you go after you've opened up for the first time in forever."
  803. >Should I be flattered or terrified that she won't
  804. >My head is terrified
  805. >But my chest is thumping
  806. >Today has been nothing but conflicting feels and sensations
  807. >A's voice falters
  808. >"Please. I don't want to mess up again and push you over the edge like I always do."
  809. >At the risk of sounding cliché may I just say that that is a problem with me and not your fault whatsoever
  810. >"But you have no idea how happy that made me."
  811. >It did?
  812. >"I mean, god, E, for a moment there you were really talking and laughing! No walls!"
  813. >If you can call it that
  814. >"All I wanted was to share ice cream with you."
  815. >She crosses her arm with mine
  816. >"I didn't think I'd get the old you back."
  817. Guh
  818.  
  819.  
  820.  
  821.  
  822.  
  823. No.57595841
  824. >>57592356
  825. >I don't recall much more of that day
  826. >Half of me remembers that I actually did let go of my feelings for one evening
  827. >Sitting there on my bed with A
  828. >Arms locked
  829. >Enjoying conversation like we haven't been able to in months or maybe even years
  830. >The other half swears that I'm not capable of that
  831. >That the rest of the evening was the two of us sitting there
  832. >Nothing to do
  833. >Sweating the night away
  834. >But together
  835. >So I guess the truth is that it was somewhere halfway in between
  836. >What I do remember is...
  837. >...
  838. >"Heh, yeah, A. That- that was something, wasn't it..."
  839. >My voice trails off
  840. >To no response
  841. >"A...?"
  842. >I look over
  843. >She's fallen asleep
  844. >And for a minute there all was right with the world
  845. >The heat doesn't bother me
  846. >Nothing can ruin this for me
  847. >I wish we could be like this more often
  848. >How I wish it
  849. >Think I'm tearing up
  850. >Sniffle
  851. >Heh, she still has some fudge on her lips
  852. >Sniff
  853. >Fudge on her lips
  854. >Sni-
  855. >Her lips
  856. >Welp there goes all the progress we made today
  857. >Back to square one of Spaghettiville
  858. >And I can't help but chuckle to myself at the absurdity of this ride
  859. >As I lower myself onto my bed
  860. >Reaching for the bedside lamp
  861. >At once spent and yet oddly refreshed
  862. >I think we both needed this
  863. >Still quietly sniffling and laughing to myself
  864. >Trying not to wake A
  865. >When I feel something take my hand
  866. >Glance over
  867. >She's holding my hand
  868. >Her eyes are still closed
  869. >But her smile is even wider
  870. >I smile back and squeeze her hand
  871. >Not letting go
  872. >"Night, A."
  873. >The lights go off
  874.  
  875. [spoiler]What happened in the dark stays in the dark.[/spoiler]
  876.  
  877.  
  878. No.57657760
  879. >>57595841
  880. >Wake up
  881. >Sun is rising
  882. >Cool blue and purple light from under the shades
  883. >Roll over
  884. >Searching for a cooler spot
  885. >Oh hi A-
  886. >OhRightASleptHereLastNight
  887. >A slept here last night
  888. >Gawk
  889. >I don't think there's anymore point in me telling you guys how stunning A is
  890. >Gleam of saliva on the edge of her mouth
  891. >Heh
  892. >Keep staring
  893. >Oh hell she's asleep what's there to be afraid of
  894. >Reach out
  895. >Images of last night flicker past
  896. >Blush at the memory
  897. >Falter
  898. >Stroke her face
  899. >She stirs
  900. >Oh shi-
  901. >Clasps my hand
  902. >Crap
  903. >Pull away
  904. >Nope, iron grip
  905. >Struggle
  906. >Sigh
  907. >Oh what's the point
  908. >"E..."
  909. >Words murmured from her lips
  910. >Mumbling in her sleep
  911. >Pause
  912. >Sigh
  913. >I'm allowed this much, right?
  914. >Close my eyes
  915. >Back to sleep
  916.  
  917. >Wake up again
  918. >Ugh it's hot
  919. >Sun's fully up now
  920. >Shirt damp from perspiration
  921. >Roll over
  922. >A's gone
  923. >I feel the slight dip in the mattress where she was sleeping last night
  924. >It's cool to the touch
  925. >My hand lingers
  926. >Hovering over the spot
  927. >It tenses, as if trying to conjure A
  928. >Instead, nothing
  929. >I know it's stupid and impossible
  930. >I can't do magic
  931. >But it doesn't stop the disappointment from seeping in and taking hold
  932. >I never knew waking up alone could feel so lonely
  933. This kingdom of isolation.
  934.  
  935.  
  936. No.57695610
  937. >>57657760
  938. >Roll back to my spot
  939. >Hands covering my face
  940. >Can't keep a groan from escaping
  941. >"Oh, A..."
  942. >I rub my hands against my face
  943. >And feel something sticky
  944. >The heck?
  945. >Study my hands
  946. >Brown
  947. >The fu-
  948. >Fudge
  949. >It dawns on me
  950. >Scramble out of bed
  951. >The empty ice cream bowls are gone
  952. >She cleaned them up
  953. >Stand in front of my mirror
  954. >I see it
  955. >Faint chocolate residue on my cheek
  956. >Vaguely shaped like a kiss
  957. >It's faint
  958. >But it's enough to alleviate the emptiness in my chest
  959. >I drop onto the edge of my bed
  960. >Caressing my cheek
  961. >Where A's lips were
  962. >Good enough
  963. Not sure how long I sat there, but I'm getting up now. This heat makes me feel disgusting. I need a shower.
  964.  
  965.  
  966. No.57696028
  967. >>57695610
  968. The next week
  969. >Things have cooled down again between us
  970. >Settled, back to the usual routine of me being a cold asshole
  971. >Sitting at my desk
  972. >It's hot in here
  973. >Ugh
  974. >Clack, clack of my keyboard
  975. >Knock knockity knock knock
  976. >Fingers stop
  977. >Only one person in this house knocks like that
  978. >"E...?"
  979. >I don't respond
  980. >"Do you want to build a sundae?"
  981. >Pause
  982. >I get up
  983. >And open the door
  984. >A's standing there with two spoons in one hand
  985. >And one large bowl in the other
  986. >I can't help but smile
  987. >"All right, A... let's go make a sundae."
  988. It was an amazing sundae.
  989.  
  990.  
  991. /END FLAVOR OF THE DAY/
  992.  
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  995.  
  996. No.57568863
  997. I've decided to put down a list of feelings I haven't felt yet, but I would like to.
  998.  
  999. If anyone who has experienced these feelings is on tonight, could you describe in as much detail as possible of what they feel like?
  1000.  
  1001. >The feeling of walking in public with your gf, holding hands with her, your fingers intertwined
  1002. >The feeling of sitting at a desk writing something and your gf comes up from behinds, leans down so she's resting on you, her arms around your shoulders, and she asks "What'cha workin' on?"
  1003. >The feeling of lying down in the bed of your truck, looking up at the stars, your gf lying besides you and pointing out her favorite constellation
  1004. >The feeling of your gf putting her hands on your chest and then leaning in to give you a kiss
  1005. >The feeling of waking up from a nap to find your gf leaning over you, smiling, saying "Good morning sleepyhead..."
  1006. >The feeling of driving with your gf, one hand on the steering wheel, your other hand holding one of her's, resting on the middle console
  1007.  
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  1010.  
  1011. No.57611400
  1012. >tfw possessed by your muse and she won’t leave you alone
  1013. >It’s so insistent I start writing a story in some blank notebooks
  1014. >tfw the story turns into thinly veiled self-insert, lesbian swords and sorcery garbage that’s lower than fanfiction
  1015. >Finish up most recent part and go to the kitchen to get a snack
  1016. >End up running into my mother and have to entertain her inane questions
  1017. >UGH
  1018. >Run back to my room and holy hell, I left my door open
  1019. >Oh fuck, hopefully no one’s seen my shame
  1020. >Shit, my sister’s reading through it
  1021. >“Oh hey Sis, sorry for intruding…just returning a comic. I didn’t know you’re writing a story. You mind if I read the rest of it?”
  1022. >God, I want to die
  1023. >Reluctantly give them to her before shooing sister out of my room to avoid some spaghetti
  1024. >tfw I’m positive she’ll read between the lines and realize the story is about me and her.
  1025.  
  1026. …Ah damn it, I should just steal them back and burn them.
  1027.  
  1028.  
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  1030.  
  1031. No.57573889
  1032. >tfw dragged along to the mall to by little sister
  1033. >Cause I can’t resist her pouty face and she needs an opinion on something
  1034. >The hell is up with some of those glares we’re getting
  1035. >tfw you find out sister dragged you here to try on lingerie
  1036. >Why.jpg
  1037. >End up seeing the clerk wink at me as sister picks out what she wants to try on
  1038. >Resist urge to walk out of the store
  1039. >Cause I don’t wanna be Eddie Spaghetti
  1040. >tfw you suck it up cause it’s probably important to your sister
  1041. >She ends up grabbing several things and dragging me to the changing rooms
  1042. >Waiting is boooring
  1043. >Did that saleslady just lick her lips
  1044. >Baby sister finally comes out in some lingerie that should be illegal
  1045. >Asks me in a sultry voice what I think of it
  1046. >Squeak out a reply that I think it’s nice while I fight a blush
  1047. >She ends up trying on several more outfits
  1048. >Sweatingman.jpg by the time she’s done with everything
  1049. >tfw you get hit on by the cashier while you’re sister’s near you
  1050. >Ugh, I just wanna go home
  1051. >Sister ends up grabbing my arm and tells the cashier I’m taken
  1052. >Blushing status reaches DEFCON level Bright
  1053. >End up leaving the store to escape from a spaghetti trap and to get something to eat
  1054. >Sister and I end up eating pretzels together like when we were little
  1055. >“I know this probably isn’t your favorite activity, anonette, but thanks for coming. It means a lot to me.”
  1056. >Argh my heart, I gotta reply
  1057. >“I-I had a lot of fun today, A. Let’s do it again.”
  1058. >tfw we end up leaving the mall holding hands like we used to as kids.
  1059.  
  1060. …The pretzel could’ve been better. Pretty nice day overall.
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  1063.  
  1064. No.57595450
  1065. >Damn cousin and her bf are hanging with my sister
  1066. >tfw you can hear them despite being two floors above them
  1067. >Sounds like they’re playing a game but give no fucks cause I have better things to do
  1068. >Cousin apparently thinks I have fucks to give
  1069. >Ends up dragging me down to them where I can see they’re playing
  1070. >Mario Kart 64 on a motherfucking Nintendo sixty four
  1071. >I forgot we had one
  1072. >Sister gives me such a cute pout while asking if I can play with them
  1073. >…Must resist her cute pout…
  1074. >okay.jpg
  1075. >tfw you know you can never say no to her
  1076. >Somehow end up in protector mode and make sure sister achieves first place in every race
  1077. >Every single one, cause fuck my cousin and her bf thinking they can win
  1078. >tfw your Cousin realizes what you’re doing and proceeds to push your buttons
  1079. >tfw your sister, unintentionally, joins in on it as well
  1080. >…ffffuck hiding my power level
  1081. >I’ll just Letitgo.mp3
  1082. >Next cup is starting and I can hear some snickering besides them
  1083. >My trophy shall be made from their bones
  1084. >Race starts and I promptly take the lead
  1085. >I end up ruthlessly crushing anyone that even thinks of passing me
  1086. >tfw you end up lapping your sister and she doesn’t realize it
  1087. >Win first place with record time
  1088. >First place
  1089. >First place
  1090. >First place
  1091. >First placex12
  1092. >End up jumping to my feet and shouting in surprise cause I beat my old rainbow road record
  1093. >tfw your sister giggles at seeing your actions
  1094. >“It’s nice to see you smile, anonette. We should play more games together”
  1095. >Heat readings from my face tell me that my blush is outta this world.
  1096. >I end up giving a reluctant reply while I looked away.
  1097. >tfw her smile lit up the room and I was not prepared.
  1098. >Spend the rest of the day playing double dash with them
  1099.  
  1100. I wish my sister wasn’t so cute.
  1101.  
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  1104.  
  1105. No.57660489
  1106. >It’s a beautiful gray day full of rain
  1107. >Find out I need pick up younger sister from the mall
  1108. >Day ruined since I have to go outside
  1109. >I suck it up cause it’s my sister needing help
  1110. >The rain’s gotten worse by the time I get to the mall, it’s god damn torrential now
  1111. >tfw you’ve gotta help younger sister get her bags in the car and end up soaked to the bone
  1112. >I wish I was at home
  1113. >Realize that the rain’s so bad we end up sitting in the parking lot
  1114. >Fffff, this won’t turn out well
  1115. >Thankfully she brought some food with her so I can keep my mouth busy
  1116. >Sister eventually breaks the silence and starts making small talk
  1117. >I just nod and occasionally reply
  1118. >Conversation somehow leads to hot celebrities we have a crush on
  1119. >Gods above, I can’t be doing with this
  1120. >Tells me her crush is a Hollywood prettyboy
  1121. >tfw you just shrug since you don’t really care
  1122. >I glance at her and see she’s expecting a reply
  1123. >Hell, alright I’ll just say some gu-
  1124. >“I’d fucking wreck Natalie Dormer if I could”
  1125. >Mirrorcrackingthenshattering.mp3.gif
  1126. >Ever so slowly look towards her to see if she heard it
  1127. >tfw younger sister just awkwardly nods and all conversation stops
  1128. >The rain finally lets up but it’s starts sprinkling spaghetti in the car as I drove back home
  1129.  
  1130. Fuck, she probably knows I like women now. Year officially ruined.
  1131.  
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  1135.  
  1136.  
  1137.  
  1138.  
  1139. No.57701960
  1140. >Playing MK with cousin R cause sister isn’t here
  1141. >I wish I wasn’t so bad at fighters
  1142. >Well as long as she doesn’t become a tourneyfag it’s okay
  1143. >tfw you end up surprising even yourself by winning a few times
  1144. >It shouldn’t be surprising, but it is
  1145. >I end up talking shit and cousin decides to just humor me
  1146. >tfw you win two matches in a row with your main
  1147. >The smile would not leave my face
  1148. >Cousin R proposes a bet that I foolishly accept
  1149. >“Right, if I win the next match; you get to join me and A on our next shopping trip…”
  1150. >Oh, oh no
  1151. >“If you win, I’ll help you grind for that retard rare piece of equipment you want in WoW”
  1152. >I accept, cause Whatcouldgowrong.png
  1153. >Pick Sub-Zero cause he never lets me down
  1154. >tfw your opponent doesn’t pick their main and starts the match
  1155. >Oh fuck, I got this
  1156. >Get fucking crushed in the first round, and end up using devil tricks to win the second round
  1157. >Sweatingman.jpg
  1158. >Third match starts
  1159. >IT’SHAPPENING.mp3.gif
  1160. >I proceed to get fucking rekt and end up suffering the most painful fatality she can pull off
  1161. >Cousin just gives me a smug as fuck grin before leaving
  1162. >tfw you could’ve prevented this
  1163.  
  1164. Fuck, fuck, fuckity fuck. God damn Noob Saibot, I hate you with a passion.
  1165.  
  1166.  
  1167.  
  1168. No.57734812
  1169. >tfw forced into a shopping trip cause of stupid cousin’s bet
  1170. >Fuck her and Saibot
  1171. >tfw cousin and sister take longer than needed cause they’re putting on make-up
  1172. >Fuck that shit, I’m going in what’s comfy, so what if I might pass as a guy
  1173. >They’re finally ready though my sister seems to be unable to meet my eye for some reason
  1174. >Whatever
  1175. >We get to the mall and everything’s going as planned
  1176. >It’s too loud
  1177. >Why are we getting glares
  1178. >tfw entering ANOTHER clothing store and I let out a long suffering sigh
  1179. >“Wassa matta Cuz? Never had fun on a shopping trip before?”
  1180. >Ihadfunonceitwasawful.jpg
  1181. >They just shrug at my answer and we continue shopping
  1182. >Somehow cousin and sister attract a couple douchebro lads that won’t stop hitting on them
  1183. >I’m already dead, this must be hell
  1184. >Gets so bad I end up cursing them out in front of a store
  1185. >Fun’s officially over as I lead sister and cousin back to the car
  1186. >Almost to the car when those fuking lads end up trying to get my attention in the parking lot
  1187. >They end up saying my sister’s a slut as I try to ignore them
  1188. >RAGE MODE mk2 ACTIVATE
  1189. >tfw end up cussing them out again, I think I might’ve used copypasta again
  1190. >Oh god I want to die
  1191. >Turn to go back to the car when one of them sucker punches me
  1192. >Black out
  1193. >Wake up in a hospital bed with sister holding my hand
  1194. >Apparently they started a fight that led me to somehow breaking their legs and my dominant hand
  1195. >Fuck adrenalin is messed up
  1196. >She asks why I got mad again
  1197. >“I-I couldn’t just let them get away with calling you a slut, A. You’re not; you’re my sister who’s unbelievably kind and beautiful.”
  1198. >tfw sister gives me best hug and whispers that she’s glad I’m her sister
  1199.  
  1200. She signed my cast, so the day wasn’t totally ruined, also got out of jail time cause of self-defense claim.
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  1203.  
  1204. No.57725178
  1205. >Be browsing 4chan when I decide to peek at /s/
  1206. >Fuck yes, fit girl thread
  1207. >End up expanding all the thumbnails in preparation
  1208. >My next hour shall be of fun
  1209. >Dad ends up coming in to ask for my help before I can get started
  1210. >Davy Jones take him
  1211. >I agree and end up turning off my monitor as I go deal with the problem
  1212. >Oh God, it’s easier than I thought
  1213. >tfw you spend longer than you wanted fixing something that could’ve been prevented
  1214. >Get back and find younger sister turning on the monitor
  1215. >tfw everything slows down as you race against time so your porn isn’t discovered
  1216. >So close I can feel the validation of stopping my sister
  1217. >…or that could be the spaghetti trying to get out
  1218. >tfw you end up tripping four feet away and getting her attention
  1219. >“Ohmigawd, Anonette? Are you okay?”
  1220. >tfw a grunt equals an okay and she ends up turning her gaze back to the now visible /s/ thread
  1221. >I get up despite feeling spaghetti starting to leak out of my panties to try and stop her
  1222. >It’s too late
  1223. >Sister’s just staring blankly at one of the expanded thumbnails before quickly opening another tab
  1224. >tfw you’re trying to walk to your bed while spaghetti is running down your legs
  1225. >This can’t get any worse
  1226. >Maybe I can suffocate myself with my pillow so it doesn’t have a chance
  1227. >Two failed suffocation attempts later I feel my sister’s hand squeeze my shoulder reassuringly
  1228. >“Anonette, I’m happy that you’re comfortable with yourself…but maybe you should look at those things during the night.”
  1229. >tfw you can’t decide whether to be happy or embarrassed at her remark
  1230.  
  1231. Fuck, I should’ve just hugged her in thanks.
  1232.  
  1233.  
  1234.  
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  1236.  
  1237. No.57734693
  1238. >just spent all my money on liquid cooling for my gaming rig
  1239. >Sister A's birthday in three days
  1240. >ohshit.jpg
  1241. >She always buys me the best presents
  1242. >Last year she bought me all of the Stephanie Brown Batgirl comics
  1243. >Said that I preferred Barbara
  1244. >She looked so hurt
  1245. >I am literally scum
  1246. >Stephanie was actually a decent Batgirl
  1247. >(Not as good as qt3.14 redhead)
  1248. >Have no idea what to buy, end up getting her some black and gold boots
  1249. >Her birthday
  1250. >She opens gift in the morning with family
  1251. >"I love them, they're so cute!"
  1252. >Y-you too
  1253. >Family looks at me
  1254. >Propelled back up to my room by jets of spaghetti
  1255. >Spend rest of the day hearing A having fun downstairs
  1256. >Try to open the door and go and join her
  1257. >Can't do it
  1258. >sob
  1259. >Go down for food later that night
  1260. >making sandwich when I hear a sound behind me
  1261. >It's A
  1262. >Wearing nothing but a singlet and panties
  1263. >And the boots
  1264. >unf
  1265. >She sees you looking at her boots, smiles sheepishly
  1266. >"I liked them so much, I couldn't bring myself to take them off"
  1267. >She comes over and hugs me
  1268. >"Thanks, E. I love you"
  1269. >say "i love you too" awkwardly late
  1270. >She lets go, says goodnight and walk out of the kitchen
  1271. >I can't help but stare at her ass, the heels on the boots makes it look even better than normal
  1272. >Left alone
  1273. Why can't I just be normal?
  1274.  
  1275.  
  1276. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  1277.  
  1278. /WATCHING A MOVIE START/
  1279.  
  1280.  
  1281. No.57752606
  1282. >Just had an absolutely massive blowout with my sister.
  1283. >Like, nuclear war-level sisters fighting. Yelling, swearing, throwing things. The works.
  1284. >It might even have descended into an actually physical confrontation if our father hadn't stepped between us.
  1285. >He suggests that I go with him on a drive in that 'I'm-simply-suggesting-the-idea-but-you-have-no-choice' sort of way.
  1286. >We get into the car and he starts about how unusual this is for the two of us and how we used to be really close and how we're too old to be fighting so childishly, blah blah blah.
  1287. >He sort of figured out that I wasn't interested in the speech, and said his final words about it with a grunt, but let it drop.
  1288. >I have to admit it but he's right. Usually I'm just hold up in my room, on my computer quietly ignoring my family, especially my baby sister for...complicated reasons.
  1289. >We used to be best friends, but for the same reasons, we've drifted apart steadily throughout the years. We're essentially strangers in the same house now.
  1290. >That sort of came to a head tonight when I passed her in the hall on the way back to my bedroom.
  1291. >I put on my best pleasant smile, trying to just acknowledge her presence then scurry by but she had other ideas.
  1292. >She approaches me with a DVD in hand and says "Hey E I got this superhero movie, do you want to watch it with me?"
  1293. >spaghettipockets.gif
  1294. >"I, uh, no." it came out much more abruptly and I guess harshly than I'd intended and she looked hurt. Damage control time.
  1295.  
  1296. No.57753498
  1297. >>57752606
  1298. >"Well - what I mean is, I-I already saw it...and it was bad. So I don't - I don't care to see it again." just this small bit of blustering has left my chest pounding and my face hot. I attempt to slip by her again, but A - again - had other ideas.
  1299. >Very angry ideas.
  1300. >A grabs my upper arm, and glares me down.
  1301. >My first reaction is to try and jerk away, but holy shit she's gotten like Hulk strong since the last time we had a real fight.
  1302. >"What the fuck, E?! I go out, and I buy this - this STUPID caped crusader movie that I don't even like JUST to spend time with you, and I don't even get so much as a 'Thanks A' for the effort?!"
  1303. >I've never been very good at controlling my emotions, and my fight-or-flight is starting to kick into overdrive and since she's got her Mr. Universe grip on my arm I get mad in return.
  1304. >"Who says I even want to spend time with you?" and I shove her with my free arm.
  1305. >Anger and adrenaline can make you say fucked up things you don't mean.
  1306. >I've always felt bad about how fucked up things have gotten between A and I, but I've never really known how to approach it, so I've just sort of, let it go, for the time being.
  1307. >I will spare you the gory details, but I will say by the end, she was red-faced and crying.
  1308. >In the car, Dad's trying his best to avoid the inevitable awkward silence by talking about nothing, with me giving him one word replies or some kind of affirmative grunt.
  1309. >feelsrealbadman.png.jpg
  1310.  
  1311. No.57754378
  1312. >>57753498
  1313. >The guilt is starting to make my chest knot up, and all this conversation about nothing is just starting to frustrate me.
  1314. >All of a sudden I can't stand it anymore, and all the anger, regrets, and frustration just come poring out and I starting bawling like a little bitch.
  1315. >I feel like screaming but comes out choked by the sobs and dad pulls over into some empty parking lot.
  1316. >He's never been a very expressive or emotional parent, but he's always tried to be a good father.
  1317. >He tentatively rubs my shoulder.
  1318. >It's not especially comforting, but points for trying I guess.
  1319. >"I-I never meant to-to let things get this bad between A a-and I. I want to f-fix things but I don't k-know how! I don't know how and it scares me."
  1320. >Another wave of sobbing
  1321. >liedowntrynottocrycryalot.jifpg
  1322. >"E, have you tried just talking to A?"
  1323. >I manage to gulp down the crying just long enough to manage a coherent response "W-we're not little kids a-anymore. I d-don't even know what she's i-into. Every time I try, it feels like th-there's this gap that j-just keeps getting bigger, and I don't know how to g-get across."
  1324. >Putting my head into my arms I put my face toward the dash and moan petulantly "This isn't fair. I never asked for this."
  1325. >My dad didn't speak for a long moment, I assume trying to process all this raw emotion and construct as sensitive and diplomatic an answer as possible. "E. Is there something you're not telling me?" I can hear his frown. Truth time. No more avoiding it.
  1326.  
  1327. No.57755598
  1328. >>57754378
  1329. >Like some kind of parental spidey-sense, he can tell that I'm not I'm lying, or at the very least leaving out everything that matters.
  1330. >I have to grip my upper arms hard, and will myself to sit up in the seat. I begin to speak, but the words catch in my throat.
  1331. >This is the day I've been dreading since I first realized that I'm gay.
  1332. >If this wasn't terrible enough, the person who made me realize my...peculiarity was my sister, A.
  1333. >So, not only am I a lesbian, but my lesbian crush is my sister.
  1334. >Like I said, complicated reasons.
  1335. >I'm not exactly sure what it was that first turned me onto her, but I do remember the moment I realized. It was like this giddy sort of warmth that spread and fulled up my whole chest like nothing else had, or has since.
  1336. >It was like soaring on butterflies.
  1337. >Then crashing back down onto hard, cold ice as I realized that these feelings were never going to be returned in the way I wanted.
  1338. >So I selfishly just started withdrawing from her because I couldn't bear how much it hurt that I enjoyed her company so much and for all the wrong reasons.
  1339. >I never stopped to consider what that would have done to her.
  1340. >Deciding that the whole, absolute truth would just cause even more problems, I decide to give him only a little bit more.
  1341. >"Dad I..." my jaw clenches up around the words and I have to will myself forward, summoning up the courage from the adrenaline still pumping in my veins.
  1342. >"Dad I'm gay."
  1343.  
  1344. No.57756555
  1345. >>57755598
  1346. >I close my eyes and wait for the shitstorm to descend, but there's only silence.
  1347. >Oppressive, stifling silence that rages offensively in every one of my senses. My tongue tastes of bile, my limbs start to feel cold, and my head throbs in the anticipation, and the first thing to pierce ringing in my ears is his sigh.
  1348. >It is disappointed, and ever so bitter but it rings of a sort of relief "I have had my... suspicions about this for a long time now. I'm sure your mother does too, although she's never brought it up to me."
  1349. >I have successfully thrown the scent off of my incestuous fantasies about my baby sister by breaking my father's heart.
  1350. >nice.wmv
  1351. >My internal monologue is interrupted by his question "So how long have you...known?"
  1352. >It's rather plain on his face that he's struggling with this, but he's trying hard to accept it.
  1353. >tryingnottocryagain.
  1354. >"Uh..." my head is somewhat blank as relief starts to return the warmth to some of my body "I mean, uh, years. Like, since freshman year of high school." the hurt look on his face sends icy daggers into my stomach, the explanation sounding accusatory as I replay it in my head.
  1355. >Fuck why am I so bad at being a well adjusted person? "Sorry - I didn't mean it like that dad."
  1356. >My chest begins to knot up again and I can feel the tears burning at the corners of my eyes.
  1357. >Any attempts to suppress them fail as they roll unbidden down my cheeks.
  1358. >And then he pulls me into a hug that squeezes out all my breath.
  1359.  
  1360. No.57757324
  1361. >>57756555
  1362. >For the first time in I can't even remember when, I hug my father with real feeling.
  1363. >For what feels like forever, we sit like that, embraced as I cry out of relief into his shoulder.
  1364. >He smiles bittersweetly as he pulls away, cupping my my cheek, and I feel like I might just start crying more bitch tears.
  1365. >Thankfully it seems like I am physically unable to sustain any more tear production, which I'm silently thankful for.
  1366. >I look at my phone and see that we've been gone for for about 45 minutes "We should probably start heading back. Mom and A might be worried." and he nods, throwing the car into drive, we start back.
  1367. >He's silent for a long time again, but I'm too busy enjoying the feeling of the weight being lifted off my chest.
  1368. >"E, about this homosexuality... business." he's struggling to find a way to be sensitive and diplomatic again, which sets warning bells off in my head, and my chests begins to tighten again.
  1369. >"Yeah?" I begin guardedly "I think, for now - it'd be better to keep this from your mother and sister, at least until we come up with a way to break it to them gently."
  1370. >I don't know how to react to this. At first I feel incredulous at the notion, but slowly, my indignation bends to the realization that he's right. Mother's always been a religious person, and there's no way to gauge how Anna would react to this.
  1371. >Knowing her, she'd probably start crying too and accept it without a second thought, but there's always the chance...
  1372.  
  1373. No.57758042
  1374. >>57757324
  1375. >It's agony to wait for the ride to end, but eventually we pull into the driveway, and both exit the car.
  1376. >"Perhaps you should apologize to your sister." he suggests in that 'I'm-not-really-suggesting' tone again.
  1377. >We enter and mother's sitting at the table drinking coffee, and Anna's nowhere to be seen. She gets up to greet us, giving dad a kiss, and me a hug and a kiss on the forehead.
  1378. >She grips my shoulders firmly and begins chiding "You go apologize to your sister. She was just trying to do something nice for you. I don't agree with how she reacted, but I expect better from you E." I nod and mutter somthing about 'going to right now.'
  1379. >I slip away from her grip and into the hall. I can hear the faint sounds of sobbing coming from A's bedroom, and my entire body feels like it's being crushed by ice.
  1380. >Quickly, I duck into my bedroom and get my laptop, which I stuff under my arm as I approach Anna's door.
  1381. >knock knock na-knock knock "A? Can I come in?"
  1382. >I can hear her quickly trying to stop herself from crying as she shuffles around to get to the door.
  1383. >"What do you want?" she demands bitterly, disarming what I had prepared immediately, leaving me standing somewhat sheepishly in the threshold of the door.
  1384. >"I - look, A, I just um -" sucking in a sharp deep breath, I force it all out in one quick swoop "LookI'msorry about how I acted and stuff, I just don't know how to deal with things I do want to hang out. Do you want to watch a movie?"
  1385.  
  1386. No.57758850
  1387. >>57758042
  1388. >I can see her face contort as she tries desperately to stay angry at me, but eventually the anger melts away like snow in the red-headed freckle-cheeked sun.
  1389. >Elation pounds in my chest as she tosses her arms around me, probably fracturing my spine in her bear-like hug.
  1390. >My muscles have become spaghetti and my blood prego pasta sauce as I can do nothing but bask in how absolutely warm her hug is, her smell tantalizing my nose like the most gourmet chocolate.
  1391. >"Oh E, I'm sorry. I didn't mean what I said I just can't stand this distance anymore. You're my best friend, and that will never change. Of course I want to watch a movie." her words muffled as she cries joyously into my shoulder, while I can do nothing but robotically rub her back.
  1392. >A can't even turn off the waterworks while she drags a dumbfounded me into her room, shoving me onto her bed, following me shortly.
  1393. >In my mind the next few minutes to an hour wouldn't be allowed on a christian imageboard, but this is real life.
  1394. >She cuddles up next to me as I open the laptop and load-up a chickflick I know she wanted to see but never go the chance to before it left theaters.
  1395. >I pirated the dvdrip and planned on burning it to a disk, but this works too.
  1396. >Her head on my shoulder and arms around my waist, my chest begins to ache with a dull emptiness.
  1397. >I will never have exactly what I want, but this will have to do.
  1398. >The ride will never end for me.
  1399.  
  1400. /WATCHIN A MOVIE END/
  1401.  
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  1403.  
  1404.  
  1405. >graduate college
  1406. >get local job offer, can't bear family anymore
  1407. >don't give a shit what job is for
  1408. >crushing guilt about unholy sister love
  1409. >can't look her in the face
  1410. >can't look myself in the mirror either
  1411. >gtfo, finds some dump to hole up in across town
  1412. >sister A tries to visit often even though college and sports
  1413. >am asshole when she visits because robot, fucking robot
  1414. >hate myself more, tell her to stop visiting
  1415. >her face ohgodwhatiswrongwithme
  1416. >haunts my dreams
  1417. >sucks it up, go to therapy
  1418. >say fucking nothing about A, but learn to be less waste of life
  1419. >christmas break for A, obligatory family gathering
  1420. >still 3/4 robot, wtfever.jpg
  1421. >buys present for A, precarious spaghetti, no idea if she'll like it
  1422. >nobody expected me to show up
  1423. >force myself to be civil to everybody
  1424. >A sees me, her face is like the fucking sun
  1425. >hugs me and says how much she missed me
  1426. >after party, everybody opens gifts
  1427. >got nobody shit, nobody surprised
  1428. >only A got me something, was a pair of really nice ice skates
  1429. >had to have cost so much, willfuckingcherishuntildeath
  1430. >ask A outside, shows her the?present
  1431. >jaw drops
  1432. >spaghetti leaking horribly, jellyknees.png
  1433. >got her custom blown glass sculpture of a snowman we made as kids from an old pic
  1434. >"it's olaf! he looks just like I remember! omg, I love it anonette!"
  1435. >bear hugs me so hard, A is so happy, the joy
  1436. >hugs her back, no words, am still robot
  1437. >hug lasts really long
  1438. >realize A is cuddling against me
  1439. >can't do shit but hold on to goddess
  1440. >A asks in small voice if I'll let her visit me
  1441. >SPAGHETTIOVERLOAD
  1442. >can't ruin this moment
  1443. >manage fucking autistic nod
  1444. >A is so goddamn happy, kisses me on the mouth for halfsecond, whatishappeninggoddamnrobotdreamsagainfuckyou
  1445. >A looks embarrassed, runs inside before I can slap myself
  1446. >expecting alarm clock any fucking second
  1447. >go home
  1448. ?
  1449. wake me up robots. this can't be real.
  1450.  
  1451. Corrected the green text for the missing present A gave Elsa.
  1452.  
  1453.  
  1454.  
  1455. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  1456. /THAT PLANE STORY START/
  1457.  
  1458. Oh god
  1459. >Family plane trip
  1460. >Take aisle seat because Sister A wants window
  1461. >Annoyed at all the plebs passing by me in the aisle
  1462. >A's excited to take off as this is our first plane trip
  1463. >She's bouncing up and down in her seat
  1464. >Too qt, struggle to hold it together
  1465. >onlyacouplehoursicandothis
  1466. >Flight takes off
  1467. >Trying my best to keep it cool as A stares out the window and 'ooh's and 'ah's at the sights
  1468. >A realizes what she's doing and turns back shyly, apologizing for blocking my view and trying to give me one
  1469. >Holy fuck staring at you is all I need, fuck the clouds and landscape
  1470. >A is looking at me, almost too much
  1471. >"W-what?"
  1472. >A comments that the reflection of the sky on my eyes combined with the dark plane interior accentuates their color beautifully
  1473. >She's staring intently
  1474. >I freeze, my back starts to sweat
  1475. >Staring contest
  1476. >Fuck fuck fuck I never knew you could sweat spaghetti
  1477. >Oh god A's eyes are gorgeous
  1478. >Sweaghetti
  1479. >Finally she turns away back to the window while humming
  1480. >I bolt for the back of the plane
  1481. >Past the line for the restrooms
  1482. >Snatch one of those small water bottles
  1483. >Chug it, I'm sure I got some looks from people in line
  1484. >Manage to make my way back to my seat
  1485. >A looks over as I sit back down
  1486. >Remarks again on my eyes, starts to stare again
  1487. >Oh god no
  1488. >I pull my cap over my eyes and sink into my seat, saying I'm going to sleep
  1489. >Can't sleep
  1490.  
  1491. But wait there's more...
  1492.  
  1493.  
  1494. Later
  1495. >Feel a tug on my sleeve
  1496. >Peek out from under my cap
  1497. >A is asking if she could get through for the restroom
  1498. >Blank for a moment
  1499. >"O-oh! Yeah, whatever, just let me..."
  1500. >Try to wriggle deeper into my seat to let her pass
  1501. >She gets up to shuffle past
  1502. >Puts one of her legs in between mine
  1503. >Suddenly this was a horrible idea
  1504. >I should've just gotten out of my seat
  1505. >By now A's derriere is in my face and she's so, so close to rubbing against me
  1506. >Mr. Freeze
  1507. >The small of her back right there in front of my face
  1508. >Oh god I want to bury my face in it
  1509. >Hug it
  1510. >Lick it
  1511. >What if she slips and falls into my la-
  1512. >Fucker in front of me with headphones on suddenly reclines
  1513. >She does
  1514. >Adrenaline
  1515. >FULL FFFFFFapaghetti
  1516. >A tries to recover on my lap, taps the douche on her shoulder
  1517. >I can't think
  1518. >A is apologizing, asking the hambeast if it could raise its seat back up
  1519. >It takes everything I can muster to keep my simultaneously limp and twitchy arms still
  1520. >Can't stop the trembles
  1521. >I'm so glad I can't have boners
  1522. >Now A is apologizing to me
  1523. >I think I growled something at her in response
  1524. >None of this was her fault you fuck
  1525. >Fuck fuck fuck me
  1526. >A looks embarrassed
  1527. >She finally makes it through and walks away down the aisle
  1528. >Still trying to suppress the adrenaline trembles
  1529. >Thank god the plane is dark
  1530.  
  1531. Just wait until she gets back....
  1532.  
  1533.  
  1534.  
  1535. A finally gets back
  1536. >I startle before fumbling with my safety belt
  1537. >It's no use, my fingers are overdone spaghetti
  1538. >She has an open bottle of water from the back
  1539. >Finally I hear a click from the release and jump up from my seat
  1540. >Head bumps the bottle in her hand
  1541. >Water in my hair
  1542. >A gasps and whispers an apology
  1543. >'Nice going, faggot,' I snarl to myself
  1544. >A immediately reaches up for the overhead to get a towel from our packs, placing the bottle on the compartment edge
  1545. >I stutter and try to tell her it's all right, shaking the droplets from my hair before looking up
  1546. >Frozen by the view
  1547. >A's torso, slightly arched towards me, her body stretched up and out like a cat
  1548. >The front of her shirt lifted just a tad, her wonderful midriff exposed
  1549. >Just to me
  1550. >She can't see me staring
  1551. >She can't STOP me staring
  1552. >The light from the window falls softly on her skin, clearly defining her rectus abdominis
  1553. >Like sunlight rolling off of peach hills
  1554. >Gulp
  1555. >I wish my eyes had a screenshot function
  1556. >Or that I was a good enough drawfag to sketch this impossibly perfect model
  1557. >Thunk
  1558. >The bottle bounces off my head
  1559. >A accidentally knocked it off with her elbow while rummaging
  1560. >Now my hair is undeniably wet
  1561. >She lets out a small squeal of horror
  1562. >Lucky it missed my clothes
  1563. >A is next to me with her favorite blue towel
  1564. >I try to take it from her as graciously as possible
  1565. >Conceal the spaghetti
  1566. >Retain your dignity
  1567. >Instead she proceeds to towel my hair herself, all the while whispering sorry over and over
  1568. >I stare blankly before instinctively grabbing her wrist
  1569. >"I can dry myself," that came out too harsh
  1570. >I can't see her sorry expression from under the towel
  1571. >Seconds pass
  1572. >Giggle
  1573. >Huh?
  1574. >I look up
  1575. >A's looking at me
  1576. >"E, did I ever tell you why that's my favorite towel?"
  1577. >My brows scrunch a little as I hesitantly shake my head
  1578. >"It's the perfect shade of blue. I-it reminds me of you..." she trails off
  1579. >Toweling stops
  1580.  
  1581.  
  1582. >"It does! A-And the purple trim complements you perfectly!"
  1583. >I thrust the towel back into her hands, my hair dry enough
  1584. >"Be more careful next time, and-"
  1585. >A looks crestfallen
  1586. >Crack in my chest. Why am I such an asshole?
  1587. >She proceeds to return the towel to her pack
  1588. >Doubt she heard my mumble of thanks
  1589. >Why am I such a piece of shit
  1590. >A is still rummaging
  1591. >What is she looking for
  1592. >Looks like she's having trouble finding it
  1593. >Instead of taking her bag out of the compartment, she puts one foot on the side edge of my seat and steps up
  1594. >Who does that
  1595. >A is reaching in, scouring the depths of the compartment for her prize
  1596. >Meanwhile, front row seat up her shirt
  1597. >That warm midriff, those toned abs
  1598. >Perfection.
  1599. >Oh, oh god. I-is she wearing a bra?
  1600. >She's bent over, can't see
  1601. >Sweat beads
  1602. >A lets out a satisfied sigh and lowers herself, airline blankets in one hand
  1603. >So that's what she wanted...
  1604. >She closes the compartment and holds the blankets a little shyly
  1605. >I'm looking up at her, almost too keenly
  1606. >Catch myself
  1607. >Dart up from my seat to let her through
  1608. >Face to face with A
  1609. >Literally an inch away
  1610. >A looks a little taken aback
  1611. >Pasta machine of sweat activated once again by proximity
  1612. >Strands of spaghetti making their way down my back
  1613. >Breathing almost too heavily
  1614. >Shit I think I'm starting to hyperventilate
  1615. >"L-let me get out firs..."
  1616. >Awkward crab shuffle to the side out of her way
  1617. >She giggles and obliges
  1618. >I swear I think she pressed herself against me when going by
  1619. >Another giggle
  1620. >A plops down contentedly in her seat, arms death-gripping the blankets
  1621. Oh god why is economy class so fucking cramped!? The parents got to fly first class!
  1622.  
  1623.  
  1624. >A is looking up at me
  1625. >I'm still standing there like an idiot trying to calm my breath
  1626. >"E?"
  1627. >She's unfolding the blankets eagerly in her lap
  1628. >I fall into my seat
  1629. >Connect my safety belt, tighten it all the way
  1630. >It's uncomfortable but I don't care
  1631. >Cross my arms on the armrests
  1632. >"You found your blankets, A. Now go to sleep."
  1633. >Sulk into the corner on my side, chastised by my own thoughts as I try to go to sleep facing away from A
  1634. >'Could you be anymore hostile? Why are you so hostile?'
  1635. >Pull my cap over my eyes again in a desperate attempt to hide what I think are my welling bitchtears of self-hate and frustration
  1636. >Light fades as I hear A slowly closing the window cover
  1637. >I feel my arm being pushed off of the armrest between us
  1638. >Whatever, she can have it if she wants
  1639. >I'll give her anything if it makes her happy
  1640. >'Then why is it so hard to smile?'
  1641. >'To say a nice word?'
  1642. >'To laugh off her completely accidental offense?'
  1643. >'That was also mainly caused by your own anxiety.'
  1644. >Fuck off fuck off fuck off
  1645. >Leave me alone
  1646. >The armrest was being raised
  1647. >Eh?
  1648. >Poof
  1649. >A's head drops unceremoniously against my shoulder, launching my heart off of a seesaw
  1650. >I twitch involuntarily, but A has her arm around me
  1651. >Pulling a blanket over us
  1652. >"Obviously one's for you too, E! I don't need two!" she giggle-whispers into my ear emphatically
  1653. >Whiteness in my head
  1654. >No voices to accurately convey this feeling
  1655. >I come to when A snuggles against my side
  1656. >She rubs her face back and forth against the fabric of my shoulder sleeve
  1657. >"I always liked the material of this shirt. One reason I got it for you. It's comfy."
  1658. >I liked it too. It really is comfy
  1659. >The softness of her fair cheek from under the fabric
  1660. >The strands of her luxuriant hair stroking and teasing my hand peeking out from under my crossed arms
  1661. >The rise and fall of her breathing
  1662. >I try to stop the heave and ho of mine from drowning out hers
  1663.  
  1664. >Bass percussion in my chest drumming up a furious beat
  1665. >Furious. Fucking furious.
  1666. >Pulverizing my crossed arms into noodles
  1667. >Hulk couldn't smash harder even if he was mad
  1668. >Shouldn't have tightened that seat belt so much
  1669. >'It's uncomfortable, isn't it?'
  1670. >Shut up, my mind
  1671. > "...E? You don't mind this, do you?"
  1672. >Mind shuts up. An arm slowly wraps around me.
  1673. >A's voice sounded timid, as if worried I would spurn her
  1674. >As if my throbbing heart would let me
  1675. >Holding me hostage, it'd sooner burst than allow that
  1676. > "Y-you know... Like when we would keep each other company on sick days as kids... So the other wouldn't feel left out..."
  1677. >Ice in my chest. Down my spine. Through my fucking everything. Buried in a fucking glacier for a thousand years like a goddamn mammoth.
  1678. >What use is its fur or a blanket against this chill? This cold sweaghetti.
  1679. > "Remember how Mama and Papa would always try to keep us away from each other to keep us both from getting sick? Telling us over and over for our own sakes..."
  1680. >Spaghettears... I could start my own pasta company with all the new methods I was discovering
  1681. > "But then we always found a way back together under the sheets with each other..."
  1682. >A began to shake against my side
  1683. >Fuck, I made her cry
  1684. > "...hee, and then it would always end up with BOTH of us sick, heehee."
  1685. >She was laughing?
  1686. > "And then we'd both be in bed together for twice the time it would've taken you or me to get well, hee-"
  1687. >Laughter like spring
  1688. >Cut through the heart, cold and clear
  1689. > "-hee, and then whoever got better first would be all stubborn and stay in the bed until the other got better too, heeheehee."
  1690. >That giggle. My heart.
  1691. >Split the ice apart
  1692. > "Come to think of it, it really WOULD have been smarter to stay away. That way we could have recovered faster and had more time to play together."
  1693. >I would gladly spend three weeks sick in bed with you than a day without
  1694. I wasn't prepared for what came next. Never in a thousand years.
  1695.  
  1696. >I would gladly spend three weeks sick in bed with A than a day without
  1697. >I want to voice this
  1698. >I wish I knew how to voice this
  1699. >I wish I had the guts to voice this
  1700. >No Guts, No Glory, E
  1701. >gutsandglory gutsandglory gutsandglo-
  1702. > "...but I think having to be away from you for a week was worse than any flu or cold or anything else we could've had."
  1703. >A's arm around me tightens
  1704. >And breaks the frozen heart
  1705. >Shattering in frozen fractals all around
  1706. >Fucking fuck fuck fuckity-fuck FUCK
  1707. > "Hee, and now that I think about it, I think those were some of my favorite memories of us as kids. Just you and me, sharing our warmth and misery with each other until we got through it together."
  1708. >I tensed. They were some of my favorite too.
  1709. >Huddling in each others' arms until we couldn't bear the heat anymore
  1710. >Parents trying to separate us so our temperatures would subside faster
  1711. >Talking about every little thing when we were both awake enough
  1712. >About what we wanted to do when we were big, about all the chocolate and ice cream we would eat when we were well again, about the games we'd play the moment we could both run again, about the awesome things we'd do together when-
  1713. >Sniff.
  1714. >I can't tell if the sniffle's from me or from A.
  1715. >"S-sorry if I'm bothering you... I-it's just... looking down at the towns and trees from the clouds... Remember how we used to go stargazing in the mountains?"
  1716. >Where was A going with this?
  1717. >"Like looking up at the stars in the cold air. But instead of seeing how big everything was out there, I saw how small the world could be... And it makes you think about how small and pointless some things can be... and maybe even realize what's really important."
  1718. >Apprehension. Or was it anticipation?
  1719. She does have a point about the world... Guys I have no fucking clue where this is going. Fuck.
  1720.  
  1721. >It's really hot under this blanket
  1722. >The tight seat belt doesn't help either
  1723. >The hambeast in front of us is snoring
  1724. > "I-I miss those times, you know? D-do you mind if we can be like that again? Just for the rest of this plane ride."
  1725. >I-
  1726. >I have-
  1727. >I mean-
  1728. >This godd-
  1729. >How could I-
  1730. >Ever have-
  1731. >Let this-
  1732. >Go?
  1733. >Wh-
  1734. >'What else?'
  1735. >Welcome back, Voice.
  1736. >Pause
  1737. >I can hear my heavy breathing
  1738. >I can feel my heaving chest
  1739. >I can sense my flushed face
  1740. >"e-E? You're not angry, are you?"
  1741. >She's misinterpreting everything
  1742. >My fingers stumble under the sheets
  1743. >Let it go
  1744. >Is it the spaghetti or just the fact these seat belts suck?
  1745. >Let it go
  1746. >Loosen my seat belt
  1747. >Can't hold it back anymore
  1748. >Take my arms out from under the sheets
  1749. >A looks up apprehensively
  1750. >I can breath again
  1751. >I reach out my arm for A
  1752. >Try to wrap it around her shoulder
  1753. >Hand pauses inches away, like a goddamn mime
  1754. >W-why can't I-
  1755. >P-pat her on the shoulder twice before settling into my corner of my seat
  1756. >"I-if it floats your boat, A."
  1757. >Extemporaneous speech is not my forte
  1758. >'THE FUCK WAS THAT?'
  1759. >Shut up, you didn't help
  1760. >'THAT'S 'LETTING IT GO'!?'
  1761. >Fuck o-
  1762. >POOF
  1763. >A's head once again falls emphatically against my shoulder
  1764. >Her arm wraps around me
  1765. > "Heehee, not even a GLACIER could sink THIS ship!"
  1766. The End???
  1767.  
  1768.  
  1769. >A adjusts her pose. Curling up, trying to get cozier.
  1770. >Find myself smiling
  1771. >How big do you think our seats are, girl?
  1772. >A rubs against my side
  1773. >Contented sigh
  1774. >Or was it a moan?
  1775. >From who?
  1776. >Look over at A
  1777. >Head on my shoulder, eyes closed
  1778. >Smile on her face
  1779. >Kick myself
  1780. >A smile I'd long forgotten
  1781. >Not the toothy laugh that had always been her trademark
  1782. >A tightly closed thing of satisfaction and contentment stretching from cheek to speckled cheek
  1783. >From when I used to hold her hand when we were sick in bed together
  1784. >From when she would look up and beam at me from our secret Halloween stash, chocolate smeared over her freckles
  1785. >The feels
  1786. >The fucking feels
  1787. >What had I let go?
  1788. >How could I let it go?
  1789. >WHEN had I let it go?
  1790. >Something in my eye
  1791. >Wipe it
  1792. >Slowly inch hand towards A's cheek and her locks
  1793. >So close I can feel it
  1794. >So clo-
  1795. > "I'm glad you let me, E"
  1796. >Snatch hand back
  1797. >I thought she was asleep!
  1798. > "L-let you what?"
  1799. >Her head brushes against my arm again
  1800. > "Let me in, silly."
  1801. >Think of a good response, anyth-
  1802. > "Oh, a-any-"
  1803. > "I-I mean it's obvious there's been something troubling you..."
  1804. >Huh?
  1805. > "A-and since it was gonna be just the two of us spending so much time together on the plane, I-I thought it'd be a good time to talk,"
  1806. >O-oh no...
  1807. >Winter frost encroaching in my chest
  1808. > "Not just about back then but what's bothering you now."
  1809. >Crystallizing
  1810. >Body screams for out
  1811. >Why
  1812. >I don't know why
  1813. > "Mama and Papa say to leave you alone, that you'll get over it. But I can't when I see you like that... I don't know how."
  1814. >What am I supposed to-
  1815. >A raises her voice in a joking tone
  1816. > "And, after all, misery loves company, right?"
  1817. >What I said the first time I crawled into sick A's bed
  1818. >Before I know it seat belt's unbuckled
  1819. >I'm standing up in my seat
  1820. >Ice fortress risen once more
  1821. >The hambeast lets out a roar of a snore
  1822. > "E...!"
  1823. >Turn and ditch for the rear of the plane
  1824. >A's hurt expression of torment and turmoil burned into my mind
  1825. Help...
  1826.  
  1827.  
  1828. >The lavatory door slams open
  1829. >Rush in, trying to close it behind me
  1830. >Fucking sliding mechanism gets caught
  1831. >Fucking fiddling with it until it releases
  1832. >Finally does
  1833. >Slam door shut
  1834. >Go to sink
  1835. >Want to wash my face
  1836. >Water flow is pathetic
  1837. >Let it collect in my cupped hands
  1838. >Stare at it eventually overflow
  1839. >Take my hands apart
  1840. >Let it go
  1841. >Slam a palm against the mirror
  1842. >I can't even look up at my face
  1843. >So look down at the water trickling away in the sink
  1844. >Why-
  1845. >Droplets drip
  1846. >Why can't I-
  1847. >Drop
  1848. >Why couldn't we just have enjoyed what we-
  1849. >Plop
  1850. >Why can't she leave things-
  1851. >Drip
  1852. >Those drops aren't from the faucet
  1853. >A-am I crying?
  1854. >Bring a hand up to my face
  1855. >Wet fingers can't tell the difference
  1856. >But the dripping's only increased
  1857. >Collect water in my hands again
  1858. >Splash my face
  1859. >Wash away my bitchtears
  1860. >Or I try to
  1861. >Floor shakes
  1862. >Plane bucks
  1863. >"The fu-!"
  1864. >Stumble
  1865. >Catch myself on the wall
  1866. >"The fuck was that?"
  1867. >Fiddle with the door again
  1868. >Intercom on
  1869. >Pilot's mumbling about turbulence and a storm ahead
  1870. >"I'll show you fucking turbulence..."
  1871. >Turn back to the sink
  1872. >Water flows again
  1873. >Can't even sort out the voices in my head
  1874. >Cup the water in my hands
  1875. >Splash my face
  1876. >Again
  1877. >Wash away my self-hate
  1878. >Failing
  1879. >'Why can't you simply enjoy the moment, live for the now?'
  1880. >Oh hi, Voice. Have you sorted things out?
  1881. >'Have you?'
  1882. >I'm talking to myself in my head. What do you think?
  1883. >'Why worry about the consequences later when the plane could fall out of the sky now?'
  1884. >Hilarious. That's not how turbulence works.
  1885. >Silence
  1886. >Splash
  1887. >I need to fix this
  1888. >'Fix what? Your crippling anxiety? Your "depraved" and "unholy" feelings for A? Your inability to face your prob-'
  1889. >You know what I mean
  1890. >'Okay. How?'
  1891. >Hell if I kn-
  1892. >Rumble
  1893. >I stagger
  1894. >More turbulence
  1895. >Fuck it
  1896. >Force the door open
  1897. Give me strength
  1898.  
  1899. >Slam the lavatory door
  1900. >Standing in the dark aisle
  1901. >Engines droning
  1902. >Dim lights of the doors
  1903. >Water bottle rack
  1904. >Grab one of the small bottles and unscrew it
  1905. >Chug
  1906. >Finish
  1907. >Grab another
  1908. >Stare at the label
  1909. >Take my cap off of my head
  1910. >Unscrew the bottle
  1911. >Raise it to my lips
  1912. >And over my head
  1913. >And pour it all out
  1914. >Let it go
  1915. >All of it
  1916. >Let it go
  1917. >Hair soaked, shirt wet
  1918. >Can't hold it back anymore
  1919. >Shake drops out of my hair
  1920. >Let it go
  1921. >Stroke my hair back
  1922. >Let it go
  1923. >Still dripping
  1924. >Turn away and slam the door
  1925. >Make my way back down the aisle, a trail of water in my wake
  1926. >I don't care what they're going to say
  1927. >I don't falter when the ship shakes
  1928. >Let the storm rage on
  1929. >I feel the air on my wet skin
  1930. >The cold never bothered me anyway
  1931. >Reach my seat
  1932. >A's curled up in her corner
  1933. >Peeks up from under her blanket, as if hoping
  1934. >She jerks back, startled
  1935. >Standing there looking down, wet hair hanging down in front of my face, dribbling water on my seat
  1936. >How can I look her in the eye?
  1937. >Her pale blue eyes wide, edges tinged with pink, staring
  1938. >That perky button nose, reddened
  1939. >So gorgeous
  1940. >Hesitation
  1941. >No, not now
  1942. >"a-A..."
  1943. Fix this
  1944.  
  1945.  
  1946. E, again. Hopefully I can finish my blogpost tonight...
  1947. >>57411048
  1948. >Standing there with my damp hair framing my face
  1949. >Water mixing with the remnants of my tears, tributaries flowing into the river Spaghetti
  1950. >A's eyes stay locked, trying to pierce the curtain of damp hair in front of my face and discern what's behind
  1951. >She has the courage to look me in the eye even when I push her away
  1952. >I can barely look at her face for fear of drowning in a storm of guilt
  1953. >Sit back down in my seat
  1954. > "E, what happened?"
  1955. >A is staring at my wet hair, still dripping water into my lap
  1956. >Sniffle, I think the moisture is starting to get chilly
  1957. > "H-heh, it's nothing... just some water I spilled during the turbulence, sniff"
  1958. >Her eyes widen even more
  1959. > "What were you doing?"
  1960. > "I-it really was nothing, A... jus... just clumsy, heh, not like you."
  1961. >I wrap my arms around my shoulders, rubbing them up and down my sleeves
  1962. >Can't tell if the shivering is from the cold or the adrenaline
  1963. >Try my best to give her a grin of A-Okay
  1964. >Pretty sure I failed
  1965. >Hold it together, E
  1966. >A instinctively moves closer to hug me
  1967. >Stand up before she does
  1968. >Reach for the overhead
  1969. >Can't see A's expression
  1970. >Hurry up hurry up
  1971. > "E?"
  1972. >I can't blame her for sounding anxious
  1973. >A's pack
  1974. >The spaghetti
  1975. >It gets in the way
  1976. >Where is it? Where?
  1977. >The zipper
  1978. >Rummage
  1979. >There!
  1980. > "What are you looking for?"
  1981. >I close the compartment flap and show her
  1982. >Her favorite blue towel with the purple trim
  1983. >Start toweling my hair
  1984. >Lower myself back into the seat
  1985. >I've been drying the same spot for a whole minute
  1986. >Don't even register the slight turbulence
  1987. >Force my hands to move
  1988. >Dry enough
  1989. >Look at the towel in my hands
  1990. >Rub the fabric between my fingers
  1991. >Fabric that's been all over A's-
  1992. >Up and down-
  1993. >In the most intimate-
  1994. >shitEholdittogether
  1995. >JUST A CLEAN TOWEL
  1996. > "y-y-you...you're right, A..."
  1997. >That look on her face when she's puzzled
  1998. >Hnggh-
  1999. >Hold. It. Together.
  2000. > "I like this towel... it's a nice towel."
  2001.  
  2002. >A blinks
  2003. >Hrng-
  2004. >Anymore and I'm going to have to clean up all the spaghetti with this towel
  2005. >FolditupbestIcanandreturnittotheoverhead
  2006. >Still a slight shiver
  2007. >Sniffle
  2008. > "Eheh, sniff... keep this up, sniff, and I'm gonna catch a cold before the plane lands..."
  2009. > "That's horrible, E! Go change into something dry!"
  2010. >Still thinking of others before yourself, A
  2011. > "But A... I like this shirt you gave me. The fabric, the color... Be-besides, it's not that wet,"
  2012. >Spaghetti gauge rising
  2013. > "No E! If you get sick you won't be able to join us! I'll have to stay in an-and,"
  2014. >A falters
  2015. > "Just like old days?"
  2016. >I can barely hear my whisper
  2017. > "Ye-no-... Y-yes!"
  2018. >Her cheeks are flushed
  2019. > "Is... is that so bad?"
  2020. >A looks flustered, before slowly shaking her head
  2021. >None can do these feels justice
  2022. >None
  2023. >I cross my arms and rub them again, trying to massage some warmth back in
  2024. >Trying to contain everything about to burst from my chest
  2025. >Trying to hold it together
  2026. > "I-I should be fine as long as I had something to keep me warm for the rest of the trip."
  2027. >I will my leaden arm up in a shitty excuse for an inviting gesture
  2028. >The shittiest
  2029. >Complete with a shitty excuse of a smile
  2030. >A doesn't seem to care
  2031. >I think the reddish-pink fringe of her eyes got redder
  2032. >I'll never know
  2033. >Her face is buried in my chest
  2034. >Both arms around me in a hug that would end any ice age
  2035. >Spaghetti Maximum
  2036. > "Don't worry, E. I'll keep you warm."
  2037. >Her muffled voice reverberates throughout my ribcage
  2038. >Shivers everywhere, amplifying
  2039. >Thank god she interpreted them as cold shivers
  2040. > "And- and if you do still catch a cold, I'll take care of you until you get better,"
  2041. >The shivers melt away
  2042. > "And we can go back out into the sun together,"
  2043. >I can feel it rising in my chest
  2044. > "Because you're worth it."
  2045. >No, no I'm not
  2046. >But I'll take it
  2047. >Because A deserves it
  2048.  
  2049.  
  2050. Everything went better than expected.
  2051.  
  2052.  
  2053. Post-credits. One last bit of spaghetti.
  2054. >Snuggled with A
  2055. >Turbulence has increased
  2056. >Her grip on me tightens with every rock and tumble
  2057. >Stifle a giggle
  2058. >"A, don't worry. Turbulence is normal. What you REALLY need to worry about is-"
  2059. >She snaps her face up, eyes almost watering as she pleads
  2060. >Oh god I can't
  2061. >"I know you're smart, E. But some things I don't need to know!"
  2062. >Repent.jpg
  2063. >"By the way, A, uh... where- where's my blanket?"
  2064. >She pauses, before looking around
  2065. >"I think you're sitting on it, E."
  2066. >ohthat'sright
  2067. >"I'll get it."
  2068. >A reaches down
  2069. >To somewhere her hands should never ever be
  2070. >Never
  2071. >Ever
  2072. >Ever
  2073. >And brushes against something soft... and slightly squishy
  2074. >Spaghetti XLR
  2075. >Bet You Can't Guess What This Button Does
  2076. >Almost explode-eject out of my seat
  2077. >Seat belt only thing holding me in
  2078. >Hyperventilation
  2079. >Cooling fans on overload
  2080. >Overheat
  2081. >Emergency shutdown imminent
  2082. >"Heehee, E, I don't remember you being so ticklish!"
  2083. >An impish grin on A's face
  2084. >Help.pdf
  2085. >"No, A, n- nononononono-"
  2086. >A throws the blankets over us
  2087. >And dives in
  2088.  
  2089. At- At least the rest of the ride was peaceful. Or not.
  2090.  
  2091.  
  2092. >Return trip
  2093. >Parents ask if we'd like to take their spots in first class
  2094. >Rather not, prefer to be in economy with A
  2095. >A refuses, tells them to enjoy first class
  2096. >Mom is grinning weirdly, giving Dad this knowing look
  2097. >No clue why
  2098. >Parents board first
  2099. >A turns to me
  2100. >Says she's excited for the flight
  2101. >Because she gets to be alone with me again
  2102. >Spaghetti all over again
  2103.  
  2104. >Back home
  2105. >Getting drink from kitchen
  2106. >Family's looking through Polaroid album
  2107. >They're looking at one Polaroid in particular
  2108. >Apparently A loves it
  2109. >Mom's giving Dad that knowing look again
  2110. >Can't help it
  2111. >Go see what it is
  2112. >Almost spit out my drink
  2113. >Spaghetti threatening to fall out
  2114. >Snatch the picture from Mom's hand
  2115. >Say it's going in the trash
  2116. >Run off before anyone can speak up
  2117. >Straight to my room
  2118. >Polaroid's taped to my screen now
  2119. >Covered by random post-it notes of course
  2120.  
  2121.  
  2122. /END THE PLANE ONE/
  2123.  
  2124.  
  2125. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  2126.  
  2127.  
  2128. fuckfuckfuck robots, it finally fucking happened
  2129.  
  2130. >parents taking weekend trip to cottage up north
  2131. >sister A has boyfriend K and cousin E and her boyfriend R over
  2132. >be hiding in room trying not to think about how K is probably going to give sister A her the D tonight
  2133. >hear pounding on door
  2134. >ignore
  2135. >R screams "OPEN FOR THE FUN BRIGADE, ANONETTE" through the door
  2136. >open door
  2137. >E has a can of shit beer in either hand, shoves one at me
  2138. >E: "NOBODY EXPECTS THE FUN BRIGADE"
  2139. >K carrying a case in either hand
  2140. >A and R clearly already had a few, flushed
  2141. >A grabs me by the shoulders and pushes me back down to edge of bed
  2142. >can't breathe
  2143. >A: "We're going to play truth or dare!"
  2144. >fuck it, take a drink
  2145. >four beers later, shit is getting weird
  2146. >K likes his dog a lot
  2147. >A asks for dare
  2148. >E: "Make out with Anonnette."
  2149. >R splutters something and looks horrified
  2150. >oh shit
  2151. >A asks K if he cares
  2152. >K definitely doesn't care
  2153. >oh shit
  2154. >stammer, try to say something
  2155. >A looks at me
  2156. >oh shit
  2157. >she straddles me and pushes me down on the bed
  2158. >places her hand against my neck
  2159. >stops right before the kiss, smiles, giggles
  2160. >she kisses me
  2161. >she fucking kisses me and sucks on my bottom lip
  2162. >not sure if I contained the moan
  2163. >then it's over
  2164. >she giggles and flounces over to K, pecks him on the cheek
  2165.  
  2166. fucking
  2167. hell
  2168.  
  2169.  
  2170. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  2171.  
  2172.  
  2173. /PLANS FOR /U/TOPIA START/
  2174. (btw I don't quite remember the accepted name of this one I just know it's sort of like this)
  2175.  
  2176.  
  2177. >tfw it’s hot as satan’s vagina
  2178. >Trying to ignore it by playing Mario kart with A
  2179. >She’s in nothing but some panties and a loose top
  2180. >Sweatingman.jpg
  2181. >tfw you’ll be fine if you stare intently at the screen
  2182. >Successful distraction successful
  2183. >End up being too successful since sister starts up some banter and I can’t help but continue it
  2184. >It’s almost like she’s flirting with me
  2185. >…NAH
  2186. >“Hey E~, why don’t we make the next race more interesting?”
  2187. >I’m a little confused by the way she just winked at me
  2188. >“If I win…let’s go out tonight, just you and me, for some ice cream or something”
  2189. >Why does it sound like she’s trying to wrangle a date
  2190. >“If you win, well…I’ll do anything you want for an entire day.”
  2191. >I’m sure she means something innocent
  2192. >I agree cause confidence
  2193. >She fucking gets up and walks over to me before sitting in my lap
  2194. >Ends up grinding her toned ass against me while trying to get comfortable
  2195. >Youvegonetoofarthistimeboner.jpg
  2196. >Start the race at sister’s behest and try to do my best
  2197. >Fail miserably cause she keeps grinding her ass against me
  2198. >tfw you accept your fate with a blush as red as Mario’s cap
  2199. >Halfway through the cup I notice that A’s not wearing a bra
  2200. >Gotta resist urge to look down A’s shirt
  2201. >My will is about as strong as wet spaghetti
  2202. >Glance down again to get a better look
  2203. >Get Blindedbythelight.wav
  2204. >tfw your sister’s boobs are perfect
  2205. >Now I certainly don’t care about losing this bet
  2206. >Cause I’ve been in eighth place the entire race
  2207. >Yep just lost
  2208. >Sister’s got this smug smile
  2209. >She cups my cheek
  2210. >Ohgodwhat
  2211. >“Be ready by Eight, E, this night will be great”
  2212. >I end up still as stone as A kisses my cheek before leaving the room
  2213. >“Please dress upscale casual, the place I have in mind is kind of trendy.”
  2214.  
  2215. D-does...Am I about to go on a date with my sister?
  2216.  
  2217.  
  2218.  >THE TIME IS NOW
  2219. >The ‘date’ begins
  2220. >Somehow end up looking like a guy
  2221. >Whatever it's not like I tried that hard
  2222. >Sis tried real hard since she’s mypantiesareflooded/10
  2223. >Pokerface.jpg
  2224. >End up realizing that she’s starting
  2225. >Compliment her to break the silence
  2226. >“Thanks, and wooow~ I didn’t know you could be so handsome, Anonette”
  2227. >Not sure if serious
  2228. >Car ride there A takes my hand
  2229. >She doesn’t let go of my hand until we’re at the place
  2230. >Line’s short so it doesn’t take long
  2231. >We get seated at a small as fuck table
  2232. >Seriously, we could hold hands while sitting
  2233. >A makes small talk while we wait for the waiter
  2234. >Eh could be worse
  2235. >Waiter comes by and we place our orders
  2236. >It’s too snooty in here
  2237. >Does she ever draw blood from biting her lip
  2238. >Food’s here and I forgot I ordered spaghetti
  2239. >Fuck
  2240. >tfw you try to prepare yourself to not spill it
  2241. >Be semi-successful
  2242. >Realize A’s eating slower than normal
  2243. >Glance up and see she’s staring at me
  2244. >End up looking behind me to make sure she’s staring at me
  2245. >Yep, she is
  2246. >Stupidly ask her what’s so interesting
  2247. >She ends up reaching across the table and grabs my hand
  2248. >Gotta fight the blush that’s breaking out of its cage
  2249. >“I’m still surprised by how beautiful you are. You’ll probably have to beat girls off with a stick if you keep dressing this way.”
  2250. >Oh shit it’s worse than it was predicted
  2251. >She just giggles before going back to her meal
  2252. >tfw you eat at sanic speed to fight off the blush she caused
  2253. >Somehow surprised when we finish early
  2254. >End up realizing A’s staring at me again
  2255. >Nah those can’t be bedroom eyes
  2256. >Catch her eye while preparing to leave
  2257. >Motion for her to come along
  2258. >A grabs my hand when she’s ready
  2259. >tfw walking out to the car like that while holding hands
  2260.  
  2261. Ffff why is it taking so long to get back.
  2262. Phone typing sucks     
  2263.  
  2264.  
  2265. >Riding back to the house
  2266. >Taking longer than normal
  2267. >A’s probably taking me to a shallow grave
  2268. >Nearly have a heart attack when she takes a hold of my hand
  2269. >Fuck yeah, early death
  2270. >End up glancing at her to see if she saw my reaction
  2271. >Nope her eyes are on the road
  2272. >That doesn’t stop her from caressing my knuckles
  2273. >The reaction is not butterflies fluttering about
  2274. >More like Mothra flying about in my tummy
  2275. >Damn it
  2276. >A must have some idea what she’s doing to me
  2277. >Ride continues on in silence just like her caresses
  2278. >Finally get home
  2279. >Resist urge to run up to my room
  2280. >Somehow end up idling on the porch while glancing at my sister
  2281. >Seems like she’s about to say something
  2282. >Suddenly hugs
  2283. >Feel her nuzzle my neck while hugging
  2284. >“Thanks for following through with my bet. I’d love to go out again if you feel up to it.”
  2285. >Her slightly pleading tone somehow became sexy
  2286. >My one weakness
  2287. >End up agreeing
  2288. >A squeals in happiness while tightening the hug
  2289. >Why are her hands so low
  2290. >Whoa those hands are really low
  2291. >OHGODWHAT
  2292. >tfw you’re pretty sure you were just groped
  2293. >Freeze up while trying to process what happened
  2294. >…Y-yeah that just happened
  2295. >Not sure what to feel
  2296. >Dawning realization that I’m the only one out here
  2297. >End up going inside
  2298. >Realize I have to pass A’s room to get to mine
  2299. >Miserably fail to resist the urge press my ear against her door
  2300. >Quiet so far
  2301. >Wait
  2302. >tfw you hear some faint whimpers and panting coming from your sister’s room
  2303. >Stealthily nope the rest of the way to my room
  2304. >Just lay down on bed trying to still process what happened
  2305. >tfw you have no idea what to feel
  2306.  
  2307. …S-she was thinking of her ex, yeah that’s it. There’s just no way.
  2308. No way, that she would be thinking of me
  2309.  
  2310.  
  2311. >Following day
  2312. >Alone in the house looking at some porn
  2313. >Trying to find some great redheads or decent incest erotica
  2314. >Can’t find either
  2315. >About to give up when I find the perfect thing
  2316. >Click on it without thinking
  2317. >Fake virus thing starts up
  2318. >Fuck that
  2319. >Shutdowneverything.gif
  2320. >Begin a few scans
  2321. >Just to be safe
  2322. >Few minutes later realize I was expecting an e-mail
  2323. >Divines above
  2324. >End up deciding to use my sister’s laptop
  2325. >Not like she’ll mind since she uses mine so often
  2326. >Always at the worst times too
  2327. >Bah whatever
  2328. >Make my way to her room
  2329. >House still seems too big for my tastes
  2330. >Slip into her room
  2331. >Get the feeling that I don’t belong here
  2332. >Again
  2333. >Where the fuck is her computer
  2334. >See the computer on her desk
  2335. >God, could I be dumber
  2336. >About to sit down when I see a pair of panties on the chair
  2337. >Like freshly used panties
  2338. >Shut up it makes sense
  2339. >End up grabbing them and throwing them across the room
  2340. >Great my hand’s wet now
  2341. >The hell was my sister doing before she left
  2342. >Wake up laptop
  2343. >First thing I see is a picture of a red head feeding a strawberry to a blonde
  2344. >Biggest wtf of my life
  2345. >Go to another image
  2346. >Picture of a nude blonde instead
  2347. >OHGOD
  2348. >Why would A have these
  2349. >End up opening up the browser while trying to scrub those pictures from my mind
  2350. >Find out there’s nothing in my inbox
  2351. >Hopes:deleted.jpg
  2352. >Set everything up the way it was before I came in
  2353. >Can’t have A find out I was in here
  2354. >Right everything’s back in place
  2355. >Run back to my room while trying to figure out why A would have those images
  2356. >Also why were those panties on her chair
  2357. >It couldn’t possibly indicate something
  2358. >…Nah probably not
  2359. >End up reading a comic back in my room while I continue waiting
  2360. >tfw the knowledge that your sister looks at pictures like that won’t leave your head
  2361.  
  2362. M-maybe…it was for some drawing she’s working on?
  2363. Why does the thought of my sister schlicking to girls arouse me?
  2364.  
  2365.  
  2366. >tfw trying to sleep but plagued by thoughts of the porn on your sister’s computer
  2367. >Can’t find an explanation for it
  2368. >Start reading The Leviathan
  2369. >That’ll definitely put me to sleep
  2370. >End up dozing off a fourth of the way through the book
  2371. >…Zzzz
  2372. >Get startled awake by a knock
  2373. >Who the fuck is knocking this late
  2374. >Nearly trip onto the floor
  2375. >Being half awake is the worst
  2376. >Finally open the door
  2377. >Sister’s outside looking at me with half-lidded eyes
  2378. >Stare at her for a bit
  2379. >Realize she’s in what can only be described as lingerie
  2380. >Weird
  2381. >Not as weird as sleeping in an old dress shirt and some panties
  2382. >Asks me if we can sleep together again
  2383. >Too tired to argue
  2384. >Mumble out an okay as while shuffling to bed
  2385. >Gonna get my comfy back on
  2386. >Almost comfy when my sister starts moving around
  2387. >Damn she must be closer than normal
  2388. >Quietly asks me if we can cuddle
  2389. >End up grunting as I wrap my arms around her waist
  2390. >Sooo tired
  2391. >Embracing sleep when Anna moves one last time
  2392. >Fuck damn it so close
  2393. >Gonna ignore it
  2394. >She ends up kissing my cheek while whispering goodnight
  2395. >Whoa wait
  2396. >Nope too tired to care
  2397. >…
  2398. >Wake up feeling someone breathing on me
  2399. >Crack open an eye to see
  2400. >Eyes fly up when I realize I’m face to face with my sleeping sister
  2401. >So close
  2402. >Almost able to kiss her pink lips
  2403. >Realize the distance is closing between us
  2404. >Fuck I’m about to kiss her
  2405. >Come to a sudden stop when I feel her groping my ass
  2406. >While she’s asleep
  2407. >By the Nine
  2408. >Save me
  2409. >tfw you spend the next four hours still as stone while trying to fall asleep
  2410.  
  2411. Worst four hours of my life.
  2412. Ended up ruining my favorite pair of panties too.
  2413.  
  2414.  
  2415. >Few days later
  2416. >Alone in the house
  2417. >Parents just left for a vacation
  2418. >Sister also left for the day
  2419. >Didn’t find out where she went
  2420. >Bored beyond bored
  2421. >Get this great idea to cure my boredom
  2422. >Just have to find my 3ds
  2423. >Now where the fuck could it be
  2424. >Vaguely remember that A took it to try out pokemon Ecks and Why
  2425. >Shouldn’t I be more surprised that she wanted to play it
  2426. >Meh whatever
  2427. >Make my way through a house that’s still too big
  2428. >Realize that her door’s closed
  2429. >Immediately resist urge to press ear against it
  2430. >Notice how dumb that is since she’s not home
  2431. >Enter her room
  2432. >Why is it so dark
  2433. >Isn’t it usually brighter
  2434. >tfw you really shouldn’t be in here
  2435. >Shake it off as I start looking
  2436. >Find it on a desk next to an open book
  2437. >Huh I wonder what she was reading
  2438. >…Little odd that she’d be read about a girl not being able to find some panties
  2439. >Hang about
  2440. >The handwriting is familiar
  2441. >OHSHIT
  2442. >The book’s her diary
  2443. >Do I dare read more
  2444. >Eh…why not
  2445. >Go back a few entries
  2446. >This one looks interesting
  2447. >Oh god it involves that bet
  2448. >What the fuck
  2449. >The entire thing was staged
  2450. >All I can see now is A going keikakudoori.gif
  2451. >After she won and during the would be ‘date’
  2452. >Wait where’s that entry
  2453. >Holy fuck
  2454. >She actually considered it a date
  2455. >…
  2456. >Glassbreaking.wav.wmv
  2457. >Close the diary to see what she has written on it
  2458. >Top Secret: Plans for a utopia
  2459. >Slowly put everything back in its proper place
  2460. >Promptly nope right out of the room
  2461. >Run back to my room without muh 3ds
  2462. >Doesn’t matter
  2463. >Cause my world’s likely ending
  2464. >So I gotta wipe my browser history
  2465. >Before removing all my porn from my computer
  2466. >There’s just no way
  2467. >She’d be trying to seduce me
  2468. >tfw a little part of you actually hopes and believes she actually might
  2469.  
  2470. I-I…That had to have been a dream, yeah, definitely a dream.
  2471. Is it possible that she knows?
  2472.  
  2473.  
  2474. >Several hours later
  2475. >Almost done processing my not so little discovery
  2476. >…Definitely close to finishing
  2477. >Finally accept that A may want me
  2478. >What if she’s not so innocent after all
  2479. >Hang about
  2480. >Were there other times she was naughty
  2481. >Hmm
  2482. >There was that one time when we were eating ice cream
  2483. >Ended up wiping some off of A’s neck before sucking on the finger
  2484. >Right before she promptly lunged at me and crushed our lips in a kiss…
  2485. >WAITAMINUTE
  2486. >That didn’t happen
  2487. >The wetness I’m feeling tells me that definitely didn’t happen
  2488. >Wasn’t there another situation
  2489. >Something about A telling a cashier that I was taken
  2490. >Little odd she’d do that
  2491. >Somehow it ended with Anna ravaging me in a bathroom stall
  2492. >…wait
  2493. >That didn’t fucking happen
  2494. >GOD DAMN IT BRAIN
  2495. >Another pair of panties ruined
  2496. >Damn it
  2497. >tfw it dawns on you that you finally have a chance
  2498. >Have a chance at getting with my sister
  2499. >Only one way to find out
  2500. >Brain ends up going into hyper drive thinking up plans
  2501. >Where the hell did this productivity come from
  2502. >Don’t give a damn
  2503. >End up changing into the sexiest clothes available
  2504. >tfw you look in the mirror and think you could do better
  2505. >Ffff…don’t care still pumped
  2506. >Hear sister return home via the slamming of a door
  2507. >All right I can do this
  2508. >Walk out of room intent on getting her attention
  2509. >By any means necessary
  2510. >Fuck, ended up swaying my hips a little too much
  2511. >Realize that hips don’t lie
  2512. >Especially if A can’t take her eyes off me
  2513. >Ask her if she wants to play a game later
  2514. >She agrees in a dazed fashion
  2515. >Almost positive I heard her say something else as I walk back to my room
  2516. >Gotta figure out which game we should play
  2517. >tfw you’re one step closer to tasting your sister
  2518. >’Tis a good feel
  2519.  
  2520.  
  2521. Fffff what if I’m too aggressive?
  2522. what if w-we hold hands
  2523.  
  2524.  
  2525. >Time to set up some happenings
  2526. >With that one dancing game A always plays
  2527. >One that I’m strangely good at…
  2528. >Bah more important matters at hand
  2529. >End up in the living room to find her waiting
  2530. >Apparently she had the same idea as me
  2531. >Eh that’s not magic
  2532. >Convince her to go first
  2533. >Try to think of some lines to say while I’m watching her dance
  2534. >Can’t think of anything good
  2535. >Distracted by the way my sister’s moving and shaking her ass
  2536. >That’s it
  2537. >Tell A that her shorts make her butt look cute
  2538. >Fff that should’ve been better
  2539. >Thankfully she’s caught off guard and stumbles a bit
  2540. >Give her a sultry gaze as she glances back at me
  2541. >A ends up whipping her head back to the screen
  2542. >Hopefully she’s trying to hide a blush
  2543. >Wonderful
  2544. >Keep complimenting her while giving her Blue Steel when she looks back
  2545. >Eventually the time has come for my turn
  2546. >Ghost my fingers across her lower back as I tell its time
  2547. >Pick a song that’s provocative
  2548. >Probably over doing it but whatever
  2549. >Rocking my hips side to side as I wait for it to start
  2550. >Time to shine
  2551. >Doing oddly well despite overdoing some of the movements
  2552. >Yeah I can do this
  2553. >Not sure how I’m going to make the next part sexy
  2554. >Just hope for the best
  2555. >Hear A whimper
  2556. >Yes
  2557. >Keikakudoori.gif
  2558. >Gonna have to do something grand for the end
  2559. >Spin around and blow a kiss to A for the finish
  2560. >Her face lights up like the sun
  2561. >Smirk that it all came together
  2562. >Wait why is A walking towards me
  2563. >O-oh dear
  2564. >Pushed up against the wall
  2565. >Pushes her lips against mine
  2566. >Realize we’re kissing
  2567. >SUCCESS
  2568. >Kissing for several seconds
  2569. >No I will not moan
  2570. >Fffffuck
  2571. >Ended up moaning
  2572. >Break apart so we can breathe
  2573. >Damn why did I whimper
  2574. >Look at her with bedroom eyes
  2575. >She’s biting her lip
  2576. >Suddenly she’s running out of the room
  2577. >Hear her bedroom door slam shut
  2578. >tfw you can’t decide if you just fucked up or not
  2579.  
  2580. Fuck. God damn. Shit. Fucking hell.
  2581. D-did I overdo it? What if she stops talking to me?
  2582.  
  2583.  
  2584. >Day later
  2585. >Haven’t seen A since last night
  2586. >Haven’t slept since previous day
  2587. >Worried about how I seduced A
  2588. >Definitely going to check on her
  2589. >Maybe after a shower so I don’t smell
  2590. >Guilt gnaws at my tummy all through the shower
  2591. >Hope she doesn’t hate me when I confess
  2592. >Fffff I forgot to bring clothes
  2593. >Whatever not like forgot them before
  2594. >Make way back to my room
  2595. >Realize house is unusually quiet
  2596. >Huh, I guess she isn’t up
  2597. >Definitely apologizing to her after I’m dressed
  2598. >In the process of getting dressed but I can’t find my lucky shirt
  2599. >Have to give myself any sort of luck I can
  2600. >End up bending over to look through another drawer for it
  2601. >Door slams shut behind me
  2602. >I scream the most horrific scream in my life
  2603. >Think it’s a skeleton so I grab something to defend myself with
  2604. >Turn around to greet the abomination with what should be steel
  2605. >Oh...it’s A
  2606. >Watch her go sit on my bed while clutching the would be weapon
  2607. >Notice she has bags under her eyes
  2608. >Set the not-weapon down while I wait for something to happen
  2609. >…
  2610. >A breaks it in a rushed voiced
  2611. >Tells me she’s a terrible person for kissing me
  2612. >Tells me she’s awful for not being able to stop thinking about me
  2613. >Tells me that she should an hero
  2614. >A’s making an effort not to cry
  2615. >tfw thiskillstheanonette.png
  2616. >Storm up to her
  2617. >Push her down while leaning over her
  2618. >Cup A’s cheek
  2619. >Tell her that I could never hate something I love
  2620. >Surprised her with a kiss
  2621. >Morphing into a make out session
  2622. >One that lasts for several minutes
  2623. >Break apart to see her smiling at me
  2624. >Can see the love in her eyes
  2625. >Hnnnnggg
  2626. >Can’t help but smile back
  2627. >End up cuddling for a little while
  2628. >Somehow start kissing again
  2629. >So great
  2630. >Feel her grope my butt
  2631. >Eyes go wide
  2632.  
  2633. And you know what happened next?
  2634.  
  2635.  
  2636. >Resist urge to hnng at her sheepish expression at being caught
  2637. >Give sister smirk in response to her groping
  2638. >Towel probably has a big wet spot from all of her groping
  2639. >Start kissing down her jaw as she continues
  2640. >Plan on giving her more freckles on her neck
  2641. >Blushing up a storm as I begin to give her a love bites
  2642. >She starts cooing compliments as I continue giving hickey
  2643. >Fffffuck must resist urge to swoon
  2644. >Feel pleasure shoot up my spine coupled with cool air
  2645. >Realize she pushed up the towel to grope me better
  2646. >tfw a fire lights up in your tummy
  2647. >Make my way back up to her jaw nipping every now and then
  2648. >Tell A I love her before kissing her again
  2649. >A starts nibbling on my bottom lip
  2650. >The hell is that supposed to mean
  2651. >Oh right, she wants me to open my mouth
  2652. >Grant her tongue access while slipping mine into her
  2653. >Start being a bit of a try hard at first
  2654. >She’s just patient as I get used to the rhythm
  2655. >Eventually get it to a decent pace
  2656. >Surprised by how patient she’s being
  2657. >Absent mindedly grasp her breast
  2658. >Something’s poking my hand
  2659. >End up trying to adjust my hand’s position without getting poked
  2660. >Nothing seems to work
  2661. >A breaks the kiss letting out a loud moan
  2662. >Realize what’s poking muh hand
  2663. >Feel a bit silly now
  2664. >Glance up to see if she’s okay
  2665. >A’s giving me max level bedroom eyes
  2666. >Tells me to let her up
  2667. > Do so and become surprised when my towel falls to the floor
  2668. >Resist urge to cover myself
  2669. >Especially while she’s taking off her top
  2670. >Shirt’s finally off and my eyes devour her body
  2671. >Her tits are as perfect as I remember them
  2672. >Dem abs shall be my death
  2673. >End up pushing her back down while kissing her
  2674. >…
  2675. >Wake up the following day
  2676. >Face buried in my sister’s hair
  2677. >So comfy
  2678. >Don’t wanna get out of bed
  2679. >Princessofsunlight.mp3
  2680. >Spend the all of day with her in my arms
  2681.  
  2682. It feels like I’ve ascended to the heavens.
  2683. I don’t ever want to go back.
  2684.  
  2685.  
  2686. >Week after the Divines blessed me
  2687. >tfw finally have qt13.4 strawberry blond girlfriend
  2688. >tfw it’s your little sister
  2689. >tfw the lovemaking is great
  2690. >tfw nobody shall stop us
  2691. >tfw checking e-mail expecting nothing
  2692. >tfw you get a job offer that you weren’t expected
  2693. >tfw you know you could actually land it if you applied for it
  2694. >tfw girlfriend/sister encourages you to take
  2695. >tfw you end up getting the job
  2696. >tfw going out to celebrate with gf
  2697. >tfw celebration’s real romantic
  2698. >tfw later at night the lovemaking is best you ever had
  2699. >tfw not caring if some misogynist beta virgins believe you
  2700.  
  2701. Gonna take a break from this awful site.
  2702. Hopefully you faggots will get through your problems okay.
  2703.  
  2704.  
  2705. Damn it guys, not sure why I’m back but I think I messed up. Big time.
  2706.  
  2707. >Huge winter blowout with gf
  2708. >tfw arguing becomes full-blown hostile because neither of us will back down
  2709. >tfw she tears up
  2710. >Ffff can't stop the guilt
  2711. >Despite the matter being kind of life or death
  2712. >Seriously
  2713. >Telling our mom we've been together since gf became legal
  2714. >Only going to end in disaster
  2715. >No matter how close we might be
  2716. >Argh
  2717. >Gf says mom will understand cause she’s more understanding
  2718. >Been about a year since our dad died
  2719. >Soo there’s that as well…
  2720. >Fuck
  2721. >Can’t get the image of her crying out of my head
  2722. >Feel fucking horrible
  2723. >Damn it
  2724. >Can still hear her sobbing
  2725. >Ffffff
  2726. >Don’t wanna lose her
  2727. >Gotta think of someway to apologize
  2728. >Well there is… ‘that’
  2729. >‘That’ would definitely tell her how much I love her
  2730. >…All right I’m going use ‘that’
  2731. >Just have to build up the courage
  2732. >It’s okay, I’ve been preparing for this for a while
  2733. >I can do this
  2734. >tfw she loves you
  2735. >tfw she loves you
  2736. >tfw she loves you
  2737. >tfw she still loves you
  2738.  
  2739. I’m going to do it! Wish me luck.
  2740.  
  2741.  
  2742. SHE SAID YES! WE’RE GOING TO GET MARRIED!!
  2743.  
  2744.  
  2745. /PLANS FOR /U/TOPIA END/
  2746. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  2747.  
  2748.  
  2749.  
  2750. I'm going to need two evokers for this.jpg
  2751. One of two parts.
  2752.  
  2753. >tfw can’t stop feeling guilty over the fact that sister’s Christmas present is a sweater
  2754. >She probably spent a rediculous amount of hours picking mine
  2755. >A. Rediculous. Amount. Of. Hours.
  2756. >tfw such guilt, so self-loathing
  2757. >Fuck it! I’ll get her something better
  2758. >Something that’ll show her how much I care for her
  2759. >tfw going the local jewelers like I’m on a motherfucking mission, cause I am
  2760. >Sinking suspicion that I’m drawing attention but I ignore it cause it’s for sister
  2761. >Kinda just shuffle around the store, looking at the various pieces of jewelry
  2762. >tfw hoping a piece will jump out at me that screams I love you before a saleslady comes over
  2763. >Look around and get confused by the fact that there are only salesladies
  2764. >tfw returning to the search while resisting urge to just pick something at random
  2765. >”Can I help you find anything, Darling?
  2766. >tfw askeletonpoppedout.gif
  2767. >Whip head around to voice while trying not to get a heart attack
  2768. >Some cougar type lady looks at me expectantly; I think her nametag said Mallory or something
  2769. >I give her a generic answer in a clipped fashion before a predatory smile falls onto her face
  2770. >tfw cougar lady just nods and directs me over to another side of the store
  2771. >mfw all the pieces are too girly and I don’t think they’d be right
  2772. >Cougar just simply nods before gently taking a hold of my elbow and leading me to another case
  2773. >Oh god what is this feeling?.png
  2774. >tfw fighting full body blush while being led around
  2775. >Hear some customers giggling or mutter some insulters under their breath
  2776. >Don’t care, still trying to fight this fucking blush.
  2777. >Damn cougar Lady
  2778.  
  2779.  
  2780. >Look to my side as we walk toward another case, when my body suddenly is rooted to the ground
  2781. >There it is
  2782. >The perfect thing to get my sister
  2783. >”Ah. What an excellent eye for beauty you have, darling, shall I give you a better view of it?”
  2784. >tfw blink owlishly before blushing up a bigger storm but fight through it to respond
  2785. >“Y-yes, I’d like that.”
  2786. >Cougar lady just smiles coyly as she makes her around the case to get out the piece
  2787. >tfw she pulls out the necklace I am struck by its beauty
  2788. >Like Hallejuah chorus.mp3
  2789. >Cougar lady just snaps her fingers to get my attention since I’ve been staring
  2790. >Look up and blush since I got caught staring…again
  2791. >Cougar lady just chuckles seductively?
  2792. >I don’t know, but she asks if that is what I wanted.
  2793. >tfw just want to get home since that sink suspicion came back in 200%
  2794. >tfw I don’t care if it makes me into a financial bum it’s for my sister
  2795. >Thank the oddly affectionate Cougar lady as I accept the bag holding necklace
  2796. >”Do come again, Beautiful. It’s always nice to meet someone that has an eye for jewelry”
  2797. >Nod absently as I make my way to the door
  2798. >tfw her words finally register in my mission focused mind and I come to a standstill right front of the door
  2799. >[full body blush intensifies]
  2800. >Fucking, run out of the store and to the car since I can feel her watching me
  2801. >tfw I realize I got my sister a great Christmas gift
  2802. >Missionaccomplished.gif
  2803.  
  2804. At least I got her the gift.
  2805. Another shopping feels thread.
  2806.  
  2807.  
  2808. >Laundry day
  2809. >Knock on Anna's door
  2810. >Swings open
  2811. >Bed unmade, bookshelf un-alphabatized, dirty clothes on floor
  2812. >Fight back cringe
  2813. >Adorable mint green panties on the floor
  2814. >Nobodies looking
  2815. >I really shouldn't
  2816. >Anna's nowhere to be seen
  2817. >I really shouldn't
  2818. >Pick them up
  2819. >I really sho-
  2820. >Give them a quick inhale
  2821. >"You don't have to check"
  2822. >Literally fall forward hitting my head on bedframe
  2823. >Redhead standing right where I was
  2824. >"If it's on the floor, it's dirty"
  2825. >Storm out past her
  2826. >"...do you want me to bring down the re-"
  2827. >"NO!"
  2828. >Didn't speak to her rest of day
  2829.  
  2830.  
  2831. >Eating cereal
  2832. >Door shuts behind me, Anna comes skipping by
  2833. >No, seriously, skipping
  2834. >She plops down right beside me
  2835. >"Oh Elsa, tonight has just been the most amazing-blah blah blah"
  2836. >Space out until I hear her go silent
  2837. >Ask her how her date with Kristoff went
  2838. >"Well we were driving by the secluded part of the lake because he said he knew a shortcut, but then he ran out of gas-"
  2839. >Start coughing as I accidentally choke on a reese's puff
  2840. >She doesn't even notice
  2841. >"-So I told him 'What do you mean you have something to give me?' And he put his arm around me"
  2842. >Wheezing, slamming a fist to my chest
  2843. >"-Of course, I don't understand why we'd be warmer if we cuddled naked, so I asked him"
  2844. >WHY IS SHE STILL TALKING?
  2845. >"But then he remembered that we were walking distance from town, so we just got out and walked here under the moonlight"
  2846. >Spit up the cereal piece
  2847. >She finally turns to me
  2848. >"Is something wrong?"
  2849. >Slug her arm
  2850. >"Owww, what?"
  2851.  
  2852.  
  2853.  
  2854. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  2855.  
  2856.  
  2857.  
  2858. Also recently there have been a few that I'm gonna group together as androanonElsa shorts so here they are.
  2859.  
  2860.  
  2861. >tfw forced to pick up your sister after her lacrosse practice
  2862. >Decide to get out of the car and wait by the bleachers for some messed up reason
  2863. >The shorts are too short
  2864. >It’s too hot out
  2865. >See that practice is done and sister must be in the locker room showering
  2866. >tfw daydream about sweaty sister showering
  2867. >End up hearing some giggling coming from where the locker rooms must be located
  2868. >Damn it
  2869. >Curiosity gets the best of me and I look up
  2870. >tfw locking eyes with two delicious brown fit goddesses
  2871. >Ohnoaboner.jpg
  2872. >tfw fighting blush as I look away
  2873. >Another around of giggles
  2874. >“Aaww. He must be shy, Kida.”
  2875. >Oh fuck they saw me staring
  2876. >“Why don’t we go say hello, Poca…”
  2877. >I don’t catch the rest cause I’m trying to quickly seal all muh spaghetti before it spills out
  2878. >Quickly glance back up in their direction
  2879. >tfw holy fuck, they’re coming closer and I can see those wonderful girl abs
  2880. >Yougonetoofarthistimeboner.jpg
  2881. >“Hey Handsome, you wanna go get some coffee with us?”
  2882. >Fail miserably at fighting of the blush they gave me
  2883. >tfw they giggle cause of my blush
  2884. >I can do this, spaghetti’s sealed away
  2885. >Mutter a reply about picking up my sister
  2886. >It wasn’t enough
  2887. >They mention that my sister could tag along
  2888. >tfw body is trying to imitate a stoplight by way of blushing from imagining all three
  2889. >Fucking girls biting their lips as they wait for a reply
  2890. >Can’t think
  2891. >Autism Status: Override in progress
  2892. >Come up with an excuse about seeing sister going to the parking lot
  2893. >One of them licks their lip, while the other looks away like they’re debating something
  2894. >“Aw, well if you want to go out later call me.”
  2895. >tfw one of the girls grabs my hand and proceeds to write her number on my palm
  2896. >Why is her hand so soft
  2897. >Feel my hands start to shake
  2898. >tfw I run away before she finishes writing her number
  2899. >I just wanted to pick up my sister from practice
  2900.  
  2901. FML
  2902. I ended up sending my sister a text saying I was in a parking lot and hid in the car until she got in it.
  2903.  
  2904.  
  2905. >tfw gotta pick up sister from school cause she stayed after to talk to a teacher
  2906. >Meh I’ll wait in front of the school so she can see me
  2907. >It’s too nippy
  2908. >Fuck shoulda worn more than a zipped up hoodie
  2909. >About ready to pull out my phone so I don’t get bored.
  2910. >“Hey Handsome, gotta pick up your sister again?”
  2911. >I end up locking eyes with one of the delicious brown fit girls I saw the last time I picked up A
  2912. >Now is not the time for this boner
  2913. >Meet her eyes again and I realize she’s coming closer
  2914. >Oh no
  2915. >tfw you try to tell DBFG that you’re a girl but she silences you with a finger
  2916. >Stop it body, now is not the time for blushing
  2917. >“Oh I know you’re a girl, however it won’t stop me from doing this.”
  2918. >The hell is she tal-
  2919. >Fuck, fuckfuckfuckfuck
  2920. >She’s kissing me
  2921. >Mind’s foggy
  2922. >tfw when you get the feeling you’re in danger but don’t know it
  2923. > “…What the fuck are you two doing!?”
  2924. >Wat.jpg
  2925. >Oh fuck it’s A
  2926. >DBFG says something smug to A
  2927. >Can’t really tell
  2928. >Too busy trying to come back from that kiss
  2929. >tfw getting dragged back to the cause I haven’t rebooted
  2930. >I come to while A’s driving us home
  2931. >“Um…k-kinda curious A, but why are you so mad?”
  2932. >tfw yonger sister screams at you in fury while telling you to shut up and mind your own business
  2933. >Can’t do anything but try and figure out why she’s so angry
  2934. >Seriously, kinda disconcerting
  2935.  
  2936. …I still don’t know what she was so angry about.
  2937.  
  2938.  
  2939. Wish I could get up the guts to an hero, robots.
  2940.  
  2941. > be disgusting siscon dykefag
  2942. > dad and mom drag us all out to dinner to celebrate sister A's lacrosse team winning the championship
  2943. > some classy Italian place
  2944. > suits, dresses everywhere
  2945. > sister A looks fucking gorgeous, as always
  2946. > don't stare don't stare
  2947. > maybe I shouldn't have worn my Archer beanie and that hoodie I picked up from Salvo
  2948. > dat parental look of disappointment
  2949. > waiter taking our orders
  2950. > turns to me
  2951. > "And for you, sir?"
  2952. > "She's a girl!" mom hisses
  2953. > people turn and stare
  2954. > dad is pokerface.jpg
  2955. > I am Xir, Destroyer of Worlds
  2956. > behold me in my natural environment, surrounded by spaghetti
  2957. > waiter apologizes
  2958. > my mother looks like she wants to kill the waiter and then me
  2959. > complete silence through rest of meal
  2960.  
  2961.  
  2962. >head outside in the morning in an old parka and jeans (perpetual laundry day ftw)
  2963. >tell mom its to get some fresh air but really its cause the wifi is out
  2964. >set up my laptop at starbucks even though the sight of so many plebs with their macbooks and machi-whatevers makes me wanna choke a baby
  2965. >group of girls a few seats away talking way too loudly
  2966. >part of me wants to yell at them to shut their traps and another wishes they would come over and makes friends with me
  2967. >and oh my god that one to the left is so adorable
  2968. >catch myself starring and quickly glance away
  2969. >their voices lower a pitch but i can still hear them
  2970. >"hey jasmine, was that boy just looking at you?"
  2971. >"ohmygod i saw it too, that hot dude was totally scoping you out jas"
  2972. >"guys come on you're making me blush!"
  2973. >i wish i could make you blush adorable starbucks girl
  2974. >"no totally! it was that really pretty blonde guy over there with the powder blue parka and wool cap!"
  2975. >haha what are the chances that a guy here is wearing the exact sa-
  2976. >oh shit ohshitohshit they're talking about me
  2977. >i go deathly still
  2978. >"jas go up and introduce yourself!"
  2979. >"haha noooooo you guys!"
  2980. >oh christ why me
  2981. >"come on he's sitting right there!"
  2982. >of all the fucking days to dyke it up
  2983. >"alright alright ill do it!"
  2984. >i bolt out of that starbucks like it were on fire, running until im completely out of breath
  2985. >why me? why can't i get pretty girls to like me as a woman?
  2986. >tfw i didn't even finish my lemon loaf
  2987.  
  2988.  
  2989. Ha ha, time to hang myself.
  2990.  
  2991. >Shopping at the mall for sister’s christmas present
  2992. >there’s too many people
  2993. >it’s too loud
  2994. >girls won't stop giggling
  2995. >tfw you just want to get in and out
  2996. >In line to buy this stupid sweater and some underwear that was on sale
  2997. >tfw guilt creeping up cause sister deserves more than a fucking sweater
  2998. >Cashier gril flashes me a smile as I walk up to register
  2999. >she starts making small talk
  3000. >eh whatever
  3001. >tfw trying to be social and end up giving her a fucking goofy half smile as I squeak out a reply
  3002. >”Will that be all for you today, handsome~”
  3003. >WUT.jpg.tiff
  3004. >Nod while trying to fight off this stupid blush
  3005. >tfw mistaken for a pretty boy cause my hair’s up and I’m wearing a cap
  3006. >tfw cashier continues flirting and I can’t tell her I’m not a pretty boy
  3007. >Fuk twilight for making them some popular
  3008. >tfw cashier girl starts ringing up the underwear while giving me a look
  3009. >[blushing instensifies]
  3010. >Cashier gril asks if the panties for my gf
  3011. >Oh fuck wat do I do?
  3012. >"Y-yes they are"
  3013. >mfw cashier gril looks so sad, such disappoint
  3014. >tfw I just wanna go home
  3015. >Cashier gril finally done
  3016. >tfw I can’t meet cashier gril’s eye as I grab the bag and leave the store in a rush
  3017.  
  3018. Fuck shopping
  3019. Shopping feels thread
  3020.  
  3021.  
  3022. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3023.  
  3024.  
  3025. Alright, robots... I'm salty. This story might take a few posts to tell
  3026.  
  3027. >Cousin R is super good at fighting games
  3028. >Like, autistically good I swear
  3029. >Has like five fighting sticks or something
  3030. >She knows my power levels
  3031. >Every time she visits, she tries to bond with me over these shitty console games
  3032. >Fucking pleb
  3033. >Every time she visits, it's goddamned Mortal Kombat
  3034. >Every time she visits, it's time for more suffering
  3035. >Finally gotten fed up
  3036. >No more of this
  3037. >Turns out you can get this game on PC
  3038. >Steam holiday sales master race
  3039. >play the fuck out of it
  3040. >Decide to make my main character Sub Zero
  3041. >He's pretty cool, I guess
  3042. >R is staying at our place now, near end of January
  3043. >Barely a month of practice
  3044. >a day may come where the courage of Anon falters
  3045. >BUT IT IS NOT THIS DAY
  3046.  
  3047.  
  3048. I knew from the get-go that R would still have the edge, so I decided some subterfuge was in order...
  3049.  
  3050. >The plan is to use the element of surprise
  3051. >Must conceal my new power levels from cousin R
  3052. >Play it cool when she asks if I want to play games with her
  3053. >Act reluctant
  3054. >I'm always reluctant
  3055. >Not a hard act to put on
  3056. >sit down on a couch in front of the TV
  3057. >Cousin R takes her normal spot on this stupid stool she sets next to the couch
  3058. >stupid fucking arcade stick on her lap
  3059. >seriously, why do they use those things again?
  3060. >controllers are fine
  3061. >Character select time
  3062. >Waste some time, acting like the character I'll play as isn't a decision I already made
  3063. >R suspects nothing
  3064. >Chooses random, just to be fair
  3065. >youjustsetoffmytrapcard.png
  3066. >move for Sub-Zero, select character, pick stage
  3067. >sweaty fucking palms
  3068. >why the hell does this matter to me?
  3069. >look over at R
  3070. >that smug face
  3071. >suddenly remember why it matters to me
  3072. >IT HAS BEGUN
  3073.  
  3074.  
  3075. >Round one
  3076. >the time is almost here
  3077. >use silly tricks
  3078. >projectile spam
  3079. >crouch+uppercut turtling
  3080. >jumping kicks
  3081. >just scrub shit
  3082. >luckily, R got a character she's not good at or something
  3083. >lose the first round anyway
  3084. >but now it is keikaku time
  3085. >(keikaku means plan)
  3086. >Start playing pro
  3087. >Catch her character in a long range mix-up
  3088. >Get in close for the throw
  3089. >now the juggling begins
  3090. >carnival workers across the world would weep at the majesty
  3091. >that's how hard I'm juggling this bitch
  3092. >the combos don't stop coming
  3093. >go ahead and land an x-ray to boot
  3094. >flawless victory
  3095. >MFW I just handed perfect little R her ass on a platter
  3096. >her face, on the other hand is like a poker face
  3097. >She asks for a quick break to get a drink or something
  3098. >Is she mad?
  3099. >She heads out of the room quickly and with purpose
  3100. >She mad
  3101.  
  3102.  
  3103. Now... this is unfair. The way this all eneded? This is fucking uncalled for.
  3104.  
  3105. >Five minutes later
  3106. >Starting to wonder if R just pulled a rage quit
  3107. >Suddenly, who bursts into the room and plops down on the couch beside me?
  3108. >That fucking whore
  3109. >That little conniving, cheating bitch
  3110. >son of a fuck
  3111. >FUCK
  3112. >THAT'S TOO FAR
  3113. >So yeah, sister A's sitting here beside me now
  3114. >R comes back in
  3115. >”Ready for round three?”
  3116. >A's trying to be really encouraging I guess
  3117. >It's really nice
  3118. >It'd be nicer if she had hugged me so tightly
  3119. >and then laid her head in my lap
  3120. >my lap
  3121. >laid her head
  3122. >in my LAP
  3123. >Proceed to get fucking wrecked
  3124. >Too busy to even care about the fucking match anymore
  3125. >the hunter has become the hunted
  3126. >Never should have let cousin R in on my secret
  3127. >This is why batman wears a mask and has a million contingency plans
  3128. >goddamned betrayals like this
  3129. >We still kept playing the rest of the night
  3130. >Didn't beat R once
  3131. >A fell asleep in my lap
  3132.  
  3133. Maybe it's my own fucking fault for trying to school her, but I'm still mad.
  3134.  
  3135. Still worth it for getting that much contact with A, I guess
  3136.  
  3137. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3138.  
  3139.  
  3140. >usual friday night
  3141. >well not that usual, normally A. would be out with friends by the time
  3142. >she is not
  3143. >whatevs
  3144. >gaming night
  3145. >suddenly knock on door
  3146. >A. is coming in in her pj
  3147. >asks me for a favour
  3148. >want to say no cause im playing
  3149. >I look at her
  3150. >fucking puppy eyes
  3151. >"Alright. What do you need?"
  3152. >shit
  3153. >tells me to stand up and put my blanket over my shoulders
  3154. >wtf why the hell should I do this??
  3155. >bye computer ill miss you
  3156. >does what she wants me to do.
  3157. >Tells me to close my eyes
  3158. >"O-okay"
  3159. >closes eyes
  3160. >tfw hoping for her to surprise kiss me
  3161. >Sudden heart rise
  3162. >i feel she's putting something on my head
  3163. >wtf
  3164. >"You can open your eyes again"
  3165. >opening my eyes
  3166. >seeing her satisfied and happy face
  3167. >what a qt
  3168. >"Now you look like a real queen!"
  3169. >looks into the mirror and sees a plastic crown on my head
  3170. >a little dissapointed it wasnt a kiss
  3171. >"I found it while shopping yesterday and thought it'll fit you. You know you like you have that queen-ish aura around you."
  3172. >wtf is she blushing???
  3173. >what do you say in those kind of moments????
  3174. >If I am a queen than you must be a goddess
  3175. >the queen commands you to lay in her bed and undress
  3176. >thanks????
  3177. >"Erm...was that all?"
  3178. >ohhhh Ffff what did I just say??
  3179. >Her face is looking so sad!? I fucking broke her heart??
  3180. >why is it so important for her?
  3181. >"Well..um yes..Sorry I disturbed you. I'll go"
  3182. >she is gone
  3183. >putting blanket and crown away
  3184. >back at playing
  3185. >feeling bad for the rest of the night
  3186. >why am I so stupid
  3187.  
  3188.  
  3189. 2/3
  3190. >3am woke up and I am hungry
  3191. >going down to get a snack
  3192. >going through the living room
  3193. >realising there'S an open photo album on the table
  3194. >parents weren't home the whole time must have been A.
  3195. >she probably forgot to put it back again
  3196. >glancing into it
  3197. >seeing pictures of me and A. when we were really small
  3198. >we were best friends
  3199. >getting sad cause I cant even talk to her normally now
  3200. >seeing a picture of me and A. wearing little pink plastic crowns
  3201. >...
  3202. >fffff remembering that when we were little we always played Queen and princess all the time
  3203. >this is why that crown A. bought me was so important to her
  3204. >was it an attempt on getting closer again??
  3205. >i really messed up shit
  3206. >hate myself for ever
  3207.  
  3208.  
  3209. 3/3
  3210. >next day
  3211. >asks internet where I can get a similar crown in my area
  3212. >some ideas but noone really seems to know
  3213. >peparing myself for an itensified shopping day
  3214. >...
  3215. >come back home after hours
  3216. >never again
  3217. >only found a not so awesome plastic crown
  3218. >where the hell did she find such a good crown anyway?
  3219. >A. is watching TV in the living room in pjs
  3220. >didn't she go out again?
  3221. >i must have really killed her mood
  3222. >okay you can do it E. You can do it. Show guts for only once pls
  3223. >"Hey A. I-I..can you close your eyes?"
  3224. >she seems confused but she does as I say
  3225. >putting the not so awesome crown on her
  3226. >tfw it's actually really cute on her
  3227. >putting my own crown on myself
  3228. >feeling so fucking stupid tgh
  3229. >"Okay you can open your eyes."
  3230. >She does
  3231. >she sees I'm wearing her crown
  3232. >never forget that face of her in that moment, E.
  3233. >touches her head to realise she's wearing one too
  3234. >she's ultra happy almost exploding
  3235. >gosh she's so lovely
  3236. >Okay E. now to the final shot. You can do it. No you cant. Sure you can. Now fucking do it.
  3237. >take her hand and awkwardly kiss it
  3238. >"Queen Elsa at your disposal"
  3239. >smooch as fuck
  3240. >look up to catch her eyes
  3241. >she's firstly shocked but that she crushes me an hugs me to death
  3242. >i can die happily now
  3243. >"playing" Queen and princess for some time
  3244. >even though I'm silent most of the time or really awkward
  3245. >missing my room
  3246. >begs me to watch a movie with her
  3247. >computer has to wait a little longer cause look at that face
  3248. >while watching she cuddles into me
  3249. >I'm stiff as fuck
  3250. >not sure where to put hands
  3251. >suddenly she takes my hand and guides it over her shoulder
  3252. >heart is now pounding at the speed of lighting
  3253. >"I love you, E."
  3254. >she falls asleep in my arms
  3255. >fucking exhausted by all of that
  3256. >but worth it
  3257. >definitely worth it
  3258. >never again though
  3259.  
  3260. going to bed now
  3261.  
  3262.  
  3263. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3264.  
  3265.  
  3266. >Finishing up a raid
  3267. >tfw bored but don’t wanna leave room cause family’s visiting
  3268. >Debating about what to play since I’m kinda burnt out
  3269. >Eh I could always break a Civilization game again
  3270. >Why not
  3271. >Start up an all-female game where I’m playing as Russia
  3272. >Halfway through the game trying to decide whether to help Boudicca or not
  3273. >tfw jumping five feet into the air cause sister and my cousin decide to barge into my room
  3274. >Betches should’ve knocked
  3275. >Sister’s asking me to help mod something of hers that she’s playing
  3276. >…Why is she acting nervous
  3277. >Ask what game she could possibly need help with when cousin R could probably do
  3278. >tfw cousin R just shoots me a look as sister A kinda shrinks in on herself
  3279. >Finally tells me in a whisper like it’s some big secret
  3280. >It’s the lastest sim 3 expansion and it’s apparently messing with some of her older mods
  3281. >Hahaohwow.jpg
  3282. >Fine
  3283. >Sister assaults me with a hug as I get up before leading me to her room
  3284. >tfw fighting the blush on my face but pretty sure cousin can see it
  3285. >Immediately get urge to ask cousin R why sister is playing romance simulator three
  3286. >Can’t ask it though cause sister’s within earshot
  3287. >Little while later, I’m in front of sister’s laptop ready to help her
  3288. >Points me to the files and explains the problem
  3289. >The fucking thing she wants help with is a pregnancy mod
  3290. >Resist urge to u wot, m8.jpg so hard cousin R would see
  3291. >Apparently, sister’s words, it expands upon the existing pregnancy mechanic
  3292. >Yeah, okay
  3293. >Can’t help but think of some little boy playing lesbian romance simulator three with such a thing
  3294. >Eh whatever, not like she has a screenshot folder with stills of her sims getting it on
  3295. >Help sister with her issue and as I’m leaving she proceeds to hug me
  3296. >While kissing me on the cheek as a show of thanks
  3297. >tfw face lights up like London during it’s great fire before I run back to my room
  3298.  
  3299. …Fuck why am I curious to see if she has a screenshot folder?
  3300.  
  3301. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3302.  
  3303.  
  3304. >Elsa is sad
  3305. >There is a traffic jam on the bridge and Anna cannot watch her at the math championship
  3306. >she is failing her team, they are losing by a few points all because of her fault
  3307. >suddenly she hears a cheer in the back of the auditorium
  3308. >"GOOOOO ELSAAA! KICK THEIR NERD ASSES!"
  3309. >It's Anna, covered in sweat and mud and rain, next to a bicycle that is probably too small by far for her
  3310. >Anna biked through the woods in the rain on a kid's bike just to make the meet.
  3311. >Anna gets kicked out of auditorium for cursing and yelling. It is still an academic function after all
  3312. >That's all that Elsa needs, though.
  3313. >Beats the shit out of the opponents. Nobody can hear anything but Elsa's buzzer
  3314. >Wins the championship by over 50 points or some crazy amount
  3315. >Next day Anna writes about it in the paper
  3316. >Elsa gets even more alienated, but it's okay.
  3317.  
  3318. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3319.  
  3320.  
  3321.  >tfw staying up for four days straight cause you’re sure an alp will sit on you and kill you
  3322. >Wait…fuck, they aren’t real must be insomnia
  3323. >So tired, can’t even respond to sister’s conversation properly when she comes into my room
  3324. >Barely aware of what she’s saying, something about a movie she got
  3325. >I guess she wants to watch it with me
  3326. >okay.jpg
  3327. >tfw dragged to her room by excited younger sister
  3328. >Fuck I forgot that it’s much color
  3329. >We end up watching the movie on her bed and somehow she starts cuddling
  3330. >Too tired to care
  3331. >tfw your debating about whether you should place your shoes against sister’s bed with toes pointed at the door
  3332. >Don’t do it cause sister just laid her head on my shoulder, plus Fair Folk and monsters aren’t real
  3333. >I realize a little too late, that the movie we’re watching is The Trollhunter
  3334. >Fuck I’ll never be able to sleep now
  3335. >I start getting up with the excuse of getting a snack while I not so subtly place my shoes against her bed
  3336. >Got the snack in the kitchen and decide to be nice to our house by setting a glass of milk near the stove
  3337. >Hopefully no one will drink it
  3338. >tfw your sister immediately wants to cuddle while laying down as soon as you get back
  3339. >Too tired to resist so I end up cuddling again
  3340. >Little while later I realize we’re basically spooning and I’m the big spoon
  3341. >tfw resisting a blush the shade of a redcap’s red cap
  3342. >Start rubbing sister’s tummy as we continue watching the movie for no reason
  3343. >I can’t stop rubbing, cause too comfy
  3344. >So comfy that movie is over faster than I expect, and I convince myself Fair Folk aren’t real
  3345. >Glance at sister to see if she wants to watch another movie
  3346. >tfw you find out your baby sister asleep in your arms
  3347.  
  3348. I just didn’t have the heart to wake her, so I ended up sleeping with her in my arms.
  3349. Totally worth that bout of insomnia
  3350. Hopefully this isn’t too terrible, though I have a feeling it is.    
  3351.  
  3352. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3353.  
  3354.  
  3355. >be browsing for redhead incest porn
  3356. >fake, fake. Those two aren't even related. Faaaake. Why is this so fucking hard?
  3357. >give up and read fanfiction incest instead
  3358. >spend 35 minutes trying to find a good story based one
  3359. >give up and read one of the old ones i've already read
  3360. >get into schlicking
  3361. >usually face the laptop screen to the door and cover myself with a blanket
  3362. >mom barges in instinctively close tabs and open empty one
  3363. >tells me to take out the trash and leaving it for dad to do in the hall is shitty
  3364. >bitch die in a shipwreck
  3365. >close compu to take out the trash
  3366. >get back
  3367. >sis in room
  3368. >sis on my computer
  3369. >sis on my fucking computer with that fucking incest fanfiction still on firefox
  3370. >she's a chromefag "oh hey sis just need showtimes to the hunger games 2. "
  3371. >spaghetti slowly leaking down my legs
  3372. >she leaves
  3373. >she didn't invite me this time
  3374.  
  3375. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3376.  
  3377.  
  3378. Who’s ready for possible feels?
  3379.  
  3380. >tfw your sister tries to invite you to one of her stupid highschool parties
  3381. >End up turning it down since parents aren’t forcing me to look after her
  3382. >Hear sister reluctantly leave my room and go to the party
  3383. >tfw resisting guilt and firmly tell myself I’m not going
  3384. >Nope, definitely not going
  3385. >…
  3386. >Fuck it
  3387. >I’m going
  3388. >tfw you don’t want her to know you’re worried
  3389. >So I throw on a disguise
  3390. >I end up kinda looking like Haruka Ten’ou
  3391. >Don’t give a fuck
  3392. >Sister’s more important
  3393. >Finally get to the stupid party
  3394. >There’s too many people here
  3395. >The music’s too loud
  3396. >Girls wont’ stop giggling
  3397. >tfw trying to find sister and keep getting catcalls thrown my way
  3398. >Eugh
  3399. >Fucking whores
  3400. >Can’t take it anymore
  3401. >Go outside to clear my head before restarting the search for sister
  3402. >“Hey cutie, what are you doing out here all alone?”
  3403. >Resist urge to face palm and be snarky
  3404. >Gonna promptly tell that girl to fuck off, I have no time for bitches
  3405. >Turn around
  3406. >Oh lawd it’s my sister
  3407. >Oooooh that outfit
  3408. >Looks downright criminal
  3409. >tfw she looks so adorable with that blush on her face
  3410. >She’s probably buzzed
  3411. >Realize she’s waiting for me to reply
  3412. >“I-I’m looking for someone. She said she’d be here.”
  3413. >tfw sister comes across as ultra-sexy when she bites her lip
  3414. >“Maybe, I can help you find her.”
  3415. >I have to resist sudden urge to say something incredibly corny
  3416. >In a messed up display of folly I start talking to her without revealing who I am
  3417. >Why is she licking her lips?
  3418. >I resist urge to have all the spaghetti spill out
  3419. >Eventually we move beyond small talk
  3420. >tfw I suddenly realize she’s been flirting with me
  3421. >She hasn’t stopped flirting
  3422. >I end up tripping over myself and end up flirting as well
  3423.  
  3424. >Sometime later, the conversation moves onto if we have siblings
  3425. >Stutter out I have a younger sister
  3426. >“Really? That’s cool, ‘anon’. You know you remind me of my older sister…”
  3427. >Oh no
  3428. >“Not many people realize it but she’s pretty great. They say she’s kinda cold and distant, but I can see pass that. She usually helps me when it matters most, and doesn’t hold my hand when it comes to certain issues. Unlike my parents…though I kinda think she doesn’t know how much she means to me.”
  3429. >My heart
  3430. >Squeak out a reassuring reply while trying to avoid her gaze
  3431. >tfw resisting the urge to cry so damn hard
  3432. >Guilt for being such a bitch isn’t helping either
  3433. >Look away to help strengthen myself so I can speak without activating bitch tears
  3434. >Just now realize how late it’s gotten
  3435. >Party winding down
  3436. >Fuck gotta get out of here so she doesn’t find out
  3437. >Make an excuse to leave
  3438. >“O-ok, ‘anon’. Maybe we can see each other in school and…maybe study together.”
  3439. >“Y-yeah sure, s-see you tomorrow.”
  3440. >Suddenly she hugs me
  3441. >Knees weak, arms heavy
  3442. >“See you tomorrow then, ‘anon’.”
  3443. >Here comes spaghetti
  3444. > “Y-you too”
  3445. >tfw I get out of there like Gojira’s attacking as the world’s brightest blush adorns my face
  3446.  
  3447. The worst part is, that she came home and told me about this really handsome guy she met at the party.
  3448. She wouldn’t stop talking about how they totally connected and she felt sparks when she hugged him.
  3449. Fuck, why is it raining so hard?
  3450. I want to die.
  3451.  
  3452.  
  3453. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3454.  
  3455.  
  3456.  
  3457. >Lounging around house in shorts and hoodie
  3458. >Cause I’m the only one in the house
  3459. >Hooray loneliness
  3460. >Decide to catch up on some comics that aren’t digital
  3461. >Let’s see, nope I read all my batgirl stuff…
  3462. >Meh guess I can reread some Doctor Doom
  3463. >Where the hell is my favorite Doom story
  3464. >Hmm A probably grabbed it to read the last time she was visiting
  3465. >Should I really go looking through my sister’s room
  3466. >Eh why not
  3467. >She’s always telling me her door is open for me
  3468. >Slink out of room making my way to sister’s room
  3469. >When did the house get so big
  3470. >Finally enter sister’s room and be greeted by much color, so bright
  3471. >Suddenly feel like I don’t belong
  3472. >tfw pushing that thought way back so I can cry about it later
  3473. >Where would she keep my comics she’s currently reading
  3474. >Hmm
  3475. >The books on her desk indicate it might be there
  3476. >Check the spines and sure enough there’s the comic I was looking for
  3477. >Grab it and about to get out of there when I realize all the books on top of it are on the floor now
  3478. >Oh God, sister will know I’ve been here if I leave it
  3479. >Hastily get them back in order when I realize a picture fell out of one
  3480. >Do I dare look?
  3481. >Give into curiosity and turn the picture around
  3482. >Oh fuck
  3483. >It’s a picture of a blonde girl
  3484. >In just a thong and a small tank top
  3485. >Do nothing but stare at it for several minutes
  3486. >Why would she have this
  3487. >Mind immediately goes to the gutter
  3488. >Sweatingman.jpg
  3489. >I’m a horrible person
  3490. >Just randomly place it in one of the books I knocked over
  3491. >Set everything back to the way it was
  3492. >tfw promptly noping the fuck back to my room after making sure it looks like I didn’t enter
  3493.  
  3494. …A-at least I got my comic.
  3495.  
  3496.  
  3497. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3498.  
  3499.  
  3500.  
  3501. >Watching movie with sister
  3502. >End up still as stone cause she’s cuddling up against me
  3503. >tfw can’t decide whether to enjoy it or not
  3504. >Fuck it
  3505. >I decide to enjoy it for the first time in forever
  3506. >Later sister starts rubbing my tummy
  3507. >Says something about liking the feel of the material
  3508. >tfw she hasn't stopped
  3509. >She ends up stroking higher and higher
  3510. >Oh god, this can’t be real
  3511. >Glance at her to see if she knows
  3512. >tfw she’s giving you bedroom eyes
  3513. >Such want, much confused
  3514. >Confusion gets blown away when she claims my lips
  3515. >Oh fuck she just started to grope me as well
  3516. >tfw your moaning allows her tongue access to explore
  3517. >Nnggghhh
  3518. >My nipples could cut diamonds
  3519. >We break apart and stare at each other
  3520. >She must see the doubts I have
  3521. >“I love you, anonette, so much…d-do you love me as much as I think you do?”
  3522. >tfw you’re still panting
  3523. >I can do it
  3524. >I can tell her
  3525. >“I-I…”
  3526. >Fucking stutter
  3527. >She looks so hopeful
  3528. >“I…love y-y…”
  3529. >When did it get so dark
  3530. >Fuck I’m feeling faint
  3531. >“I love you, A!”
  3532. >tfw the last thing I see is my sister smiling with relief and happiness at me
  3533.  
  3534. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3535.  
  3536.  
  3537.  
  3538. >tfw its night and you’re trying to fall asleep
  3539. >I'm trying to relax by reading a batman book where the villain’s Mister Freeze
  3540. >Cause some of his stories give me chills
  3541. >tfw enjoying the story and getting sleepy
  3542. >Suddenly there’s a soft knock on my door
  3543. >The fuck?
  3544. >Who could that be?
  3545. >tfw you find out it’s your baby sister
  3546. >Looking so damn cute in her pajamas
  3547. >“Hey Anonette…is it alright if I sleep in your bed tonight, like when we were little?”
  3548. >That small voice
  3549. >Dose pleading eyes
  3550. >Oh fuck my heart
  3551. >Reluctantly agree and she gives me a cute little yawn as thanks
  3552. >tfw we both crawl into bed and resist the urge to cuddle with her.
  3553. >Decision is taken out of my hands when she pulls me into a hug and cuddles
  3554. >tfw fighting the blush and the warm feelings such cuddling gives you
  3555. >Meh I’ll finish my story and try to get to sleep
  3556. >Sister ends up asking what I’m reading as she’s trying to stay awake
  3557. >Resist immediate urge to get her a full summary of everything that’s happened so far in the story
  3558. > “A…batman comic involving Mister Freeze.”
  3559. >She just sends me an adorably cute smile as she lays her head on my shoulder
  3560. >Fuck I’m going to get a heart attack if she’s any cuter
  3561. >“He sounds pretty cool.”
  3562. >I will not laugh at that pun
  3563. >Nope won’t do it.
  3564. >…
  3565. >“Ahahehehaheh”
  3566. >Fuck I laughed
  3567. >”You have a pretty laugh, Anonette. You should laugh som…zzzzz”
  3568. >tfw face lights up to red factor five cause sister’s sleepy compliment is too adorably heart wrenching
  3569. >Look down to see if she realizes what she does me to
  3570. >tfw she’s sleeping soundly on my chest
  3571. >No sleep for me then
  3572. >Cause gotta resist the possibility of her waking up to find my hands all over her
  3573. >tfw you end up passing out at the crack of dawn and you wake up to find her missing
  3574.  
  3575. Still worth it, cause I probably held her in my arms while I slept.
  3576.  
  3577.  
  3578. --------------------------------------------------------------------------
  3579.  
  3580.  
  3581. Comfy feel thread? Comfy feel thread
  3582.  
  3583. >tfw you wake up and you’re super comfy
  3584. >So comfy you don’t want to leave the bed
  3585. >Especially with the loveably cuddly girl in my arms
  3586. >Wait…girl?
  3587. >Oh that’s right she slept over last night
  3588. >Time to enjoy morning after cuddles
  3589. >Wrap arms around her and feel something rough
  3590. >What in the fuck
  3591. >Oh right, she slept in one of my old flannel shirts
  3592. >Hopefully she’s not wearing panties
  3593. >Cuddle status: Commencing
  3594. >Begin to rub her tummy while trying to fall back asleep
  3595. >Rub a little lower than normal
  3596. >Realize that she does, in fact, not have panties on
  3597. >Bury my face in her hair while trying to fight a blush
  3598. >tfw you can’t believe you had sex with her again
  3599. >tfw best surprise
  3600. >Hear her yawn cutely and realize I woke her up with tummy rubs
  3601. >Damn it, I wanted to sleep in
  3602. >She gives me a sleepy kiss as a good morning
  3603. >Too cute for me to be groosed out by possible morning breath
  3604. >Asks me if I can go get her some hot cocoa
  3605. >tfw you know cocoa means cuddling
  3606. >Softly smile before getting out of bed
  3607. >Realize how fucking cold it is
  3608. >Discover that I’m only in a pair of boxers
  3609. >That definitely explains some things
  3610. >Throw on a robe while quietly moving to the kitchen
  3611. >Accidentally glance out the window while making cocoa
  3612. >There must be half a foot of snow on the ground
  3613. >Oh boy, the comfiest season of all came early
  3614. >Hurry back to the bedroom with two mugs
  3615. >See that she’s up and glancing over that Mister Freeze comic we were reading last night
  3616. >“Hey Anonette, why don’t we stay in bed and continue reading comics today.”
  3617. >AWYEAH.jpg
  3618. >End up crawling into bed after putting the cocoa on the bedside table
  3619. >Best comfy is reading comics in bed with your sister while it snows outside the morning after
  3620.  
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  3623.  
  3624.  
  3625.     >Date night
  3626.     >Who goes to a theater to see movie
  3627.     >Apparently gf does
  3628.     >She probably just wants to get out of the house
  3629.     >Can’t exactly disagree with her
  3630.     >Despite how much I’d rather stay in
  3631.     >Anyway she wants to see animated princess movie number 13
  3632.     >Joy of joys
  3633.     >Don’t put up a fight, cause we’ll probably cuddle in the theater
  3634.     >Got muh Sno-Caps while gf has her fuck huge bag of skittles
  3635.     >I think she might have an addiction for the rainbow
  3636.     >Just about to enter the theater area when…
  3637.     >“A?! what are you doing here?”
  3638.     >Uh oh
  3639.     >Freeze up while slowly looking behind me
  3640.     >Oh it’s just one of my gf’s classmates
  3641.     >…She’s not cute
  3642.     >N-not in that cute explorer kind of way
  3643.     >Is that… an English accent
  3644.     >Jesus fucking Christ
  3645.     >There’s no reason to be worried
  3646.     >No reason at all
  3647.     >…
  3648.     >Fucking cunt doesn’t she have anything better to do
  3649.     >Pls to be getting away
  3650.     >About to interject when someone calls gf’s friend away
  3651.     >Look in the direction
  3652.     >Holy hell that lady is tall
  3653.     >“Ah sorry I’m rambling, thankfully my girlfriend can tell me when I go too far. I’ll see you in class, A."
  3654.     >Wait that cougar’s the classmate’s girlfriend
  3655.     >Goddamn
  3656.     >Straighten face out so gf won’t know about possible the murder I thought up
  3657.     >Gf gives me a small smile
  3658.     >I guess for being so patient
  3659.     >Finally get into the theater
  3660.     >Pull gf into a surprise hug while we’re covered by darkness
  3661.     >Quietly ask her if she’ll ever leave me for another girl
  3662.     >Silence accompanied by her slightly freezing up
  3663.     >Fuck I messed up
  3664.     >Definitely should’ve been more confident
  3665.     >“Do you really think I could ever love anyone like I love you, anonette?"
  3666.     >Shakily exhale in relief
  3667.     >“…We know better.”
  3668.     >Give her a soft kiss as thanks
  3669.     >End up sitting in the middle of the theater as the movie starts
  3670.     >tfw animated princess movie number 13 is actually decent while cuddling
  3671.  
  3672.     Movie’s okay/10.
  3673.     I’m glad my sister dragged me to see it
  3674.     Swing and a miss for me.
  3675.  
  3676.  
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  3678.  
  3679.  
  3680. Robots, it's that siscon... can I just fucking vent for a second?
  3681.  
  3682. >MFW it's Valentine's Day
  3683. >Sitting here in front of my monitor
  3684. >The house is quiet
  3685. >locked myself in my room
  3686. >Parents are out on a romantic dinner date or some shit
  3687. >Sister A? Out as well
  3688. >she tried to say goodbye to me through the door
  3689. >didn't let her in
  3690. >didn't ask her where she was going
  3691. >didn't need to...
  3692. >she's out there
  3693. >and it's not with me
  3694. >it'll never be with me
  3695. >she'll never love me...
  3696. >wallow in self-pity time
  3697. >suddenly, there's knocking on my second story window
  3698. >pebbles are being tossed at my window
  3699. >how old is this fucking cliche?
  3700. >open window
  3701. >my heart. stops.
  3702. >A's standing there, looking up expectantly
  3703. >she canceled her date
  3704. >"I'm not leaving you all alone in the house on Valentine's Day, Anon!"
  3705. >Wasn't even sure how to process anything
  3706. >All I know is that A is the best sister in the world
  3707. >I love her so fucking much
  3708.  
  3709. We ended up watching some movies in the living room and eating Ice Cream. I got to spend Valentine's Day with the girl of my dreams, robots... even if she didn't know it
  3710.  
  3711. I guess that's all I could ask for. It's more than I deserve, anyway
  3712.  
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  3714.  
  3715.  
  3716. >Go into kitchen to get a drink, Sister A is hanging out with Cousin R in the living room.
  3717. >R brought over her copy of Skyrim, trying to teach A how to play it.
  3718. >A says "Hey anonette, this game is really cool. You would probably like it"
  3719. >I go full autisitc for a second and blurt out something about "Morrowind Mustardrace"
  3720. >"Oh...okay."A looks disappointed and mutters. She couldn't care less about the game, she was just trying to include me.
  3721. >Duck back upstairs to escape spaghetti.
  3722. >A couple of hours later, A knocks on my door.
  3723. >"Hey anonette, I downloaded Morrowind off of Steam, but I'm having a little trouble with it. Help me out?"
  3724. >A leads me to her computer and shows me the character she created.
  3725. >whatamilookingat.jpeg
  3726. >A's character is a Breton Knight, dressed in Netch leather armor, born under the sign of the shadow.
  3727. >I'm speechless as she exits the inventory screen and resumes furiosuly clicking the mouse, fruitlessly swinging an iron warhammer at one of the mudcrabs outside of Seyda Neen,
  3728. before being killed.
  3729. >By said mudcrab.
  3730. >Right outside of the starting town.
  3731. >A is literally growling out of frustration. "What the Hell! I keep hitting him with my hammer, but he just keeps killing me!"
  3732. >Keeps killing me.
  3733. >How many times has A died fighting this same mudcrab?
  3734. >Awkwardly try to explain the game mechanics to A. Can tell it's all going in one ear and out the other.
  3735. >Finally just ask her what type of character she wants to play.
  3736. >Based on her specs, make her a cute little red-headed viking berserker murdermachine character and turn her loose on Vvardenfell.
  3737. >Check back on her a few hours later, still happily tearing the shit out of everything she comes across.
  3738. >"Thanks anonette. I still think I might like Skyrim better, but this game is really cool too."
  3739. >There is hope for you yet, A.
  3740.  
  3741.  
  3742.  
  3743. >About a week ago I got sister A to start playing Morrowind.
  3744. >Cousin R is over, hanging out with A in her room.
  3745. >A starts pounding at my door.
  3746. >"Anonette, could you help me out with Morrowind again? It's acting really wierd."
  3747. >A leads me into her room. "R was helping me install a bunch of mods and plug-ins."
  3748. >"Everything was going fine for a while, but then the game started acting really weird"
  3749. >A sits down at the computer and exits out of the inventory screen and...
  3750. >Holy shit
  3751. >A's character is on the streets of Balmora
  3752. >Fighting a literal hurricane made out of Cliff racers
  3753. >NPC's lying dead in the street
  3754. >The few guards left standing are shouting and dropping dead all around.
  3755. >A is running around frantically swiping at the beasts with her axe.
  3756. >Then it all make sense.
  3757. >A kills one of them, only for two more to instantly spawn in its place.
  3758. >Her character then finally, mercifully succumbs to screeching clusterfuck.
  3759. >Turns to me with an expression of utter "What the shit" on her face.
  3760. >In turn, I look over at R, who's sitting on the bed with the shit-eatingest grin I've ever seen
  3761. >"Racer Recursion?"
  3762. >"Racer Recursion."
  3763.  
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