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Kuro Adventures One Shot

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  1. Be Kuro
  2. >Working on new Normal Norman stories to share with the rest of the general.
  3. >A knock on your door startles you for a moment.
  4. >You don't even have a door.
  5. >You walked downstairs with a Norman themed baseball bat.
  6. >Sweating from the top down, you prepared yourself for a possible intruder, or worse; Luna's witnesses.
  7. >You jumped through your window onto your front lawn. Lo and behold, a lone door stands in the middle of the lawn.
  8. >This suspicious door has your suspicion levels up to /pol/-tier paranoia.
  9. >You tell yourself "This is a trap, I just know it!"
  10. >...
  11. >You open it anyway.
  12. >Your eyes widen in shock. Your boxers drop in awe.
  13. >It's FullBodiedAnon, carrying a bouquet of flowers while wearing a Norman Beanie.
  14. "FullBodiedAnon Kun, w-what is this?"
  15. >FBA takes your hand and dances with you in the garden, waltzing.
  16. >He stops to tell you his reasons.
  17. >"Kuro sempai, for months, I have been infatuated with your stories and personality, but now I have realized something."
  18. >He brings himself closer to you, your face turns rose red.
  19. >In the middle he lifts his flowers to your face. It's fragrance overwhelms your face.
  20. >"Kuro, I'm inlove with you"
  21. >With this, you break down in tears as he held your waist. Your foreheads touching each other.
  22. >You cry tears of confusion. Do I love him? 'We've known each other for a short time, my feelings....'
  23. >"Kuro Senpai..."
  24. >He moves his head closer, his lips nearly touching yours.
  25. >You give in, and you move your head to him, slowly.
  26. "Anon-kun~..."
  27. >Suddenly your house explodes.
  28. >You and FBA gets pushed to the door in the middle of the lawn.
  29. "WHAT THE HELL"
  30. >Your home is in fire, smoke flowing inside and out.
  31. >A silhouette of a man appears coming from inside your home.
  32. >You grab your sledge hammer in preparation.
  33. >FBA is still shocked, stunned at what's happening.
  34. >The man finally walks out of the smoke.
  35. >Do your eyes decieve you?
  36. >It can't be!
  37. >It's Brad, with a rocket launcher on his shoulder and a shitload of C-5 strapped to his body.
  38. >He winks at you in the most orgasmic manner.
  39. >You faint at his beauty, you fall like a sack of potatoes.
  40. >FBA is shocked, and asked "WHAT IS THIS MADNESS"
  41. >Brad moves at the speed of a cheetah, and carries your body and proceeds to walk away.
  42. >"H-HEY!"
  43. >FBA stands up and tries to catch up with Brad.
  44. >"W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  45. >Brad looks back, gives you a gaze, and says
  46. >"I'm stealing your waifu, bitch!"
  47. >He winks once more.
  48. >FBA's dick shrinks, his strength leaves him paralyzed.
  49. >FBA kneels in defeat, and proceeds to look up to the sky, and shout:
  50.  
  51. >"BRAAAAD!"
  52.  
  53. Brad's Apartment
  54.  
  55. >You wake up tied up in bondage
  56. >Brad is at his table, doing shit you can't tell
  57. >He's kidnapped you and he'll try to either make you his slave or rape you relentlesly
  58. >Brad turns around, and moves to you
  59. >Your face changes from fear to anger
  60. >"From now on, you'll be my new slave of the week"
  61. >You calmly respond
  62. "No"
  63. >He laughs it off
  64. >"You can't do anything here. You're tied up to do my bidding"
  65. >He continues his evil laugh
  66. >Little did he know you were channelling your inner strength
  67. "And you think, that gives you, power, over me?"
  68. >Brad tries to grope your ass
  69. >NO ONE GRABS THE KURO ASS
  70. >In a fit of rage you tore off your constraints
  71. >Brad backs out in fear
  72. >You grow 2 times your size. The power compells you
  73. >Brad tries to run, but you rope him up with what he tied you up with
  74. >"OH GOD, WHAT'S HAPPENING"
  75. >You pull him over like you were in Mortal Kombat
  76. >"YOU CAN LEAVE! PLEASE NO!"
  77. >You sneer at him
  78. "You think you can just empower me like I'm some faggot from /b/?"
  79. >Brad cries out like the pussy he is
  80. >You take a dildo from under his couch and strapped it to your crotch
  81. "I am not some pleb who reads, I am not some casual who gives in to everything"
  82. >You spread his buttocks wide, his tears feed your inner rage
  83. >You yell at him.
  84. >"I AM THE ONE WHO WRITES"
  85. >You thrust your strapped dildo onto his anus.
  86. >He cries for you to stop, but you ignore his pleas
  87. >The large dildo pushes front and back, grinding his pooper
  88. >You whisper to him while violating his backside
  89. "Now, say my name"
  90. >He cries in pain as he ignores what you said
  91. >You decide to push it faster, cracking the glass dildo strapped to you
  92. "SAY MY NAME"
  93. >He hesitates for a moment, and then yells
  94. >"K-KUROBISU"
  95. >You smile as you empower the waifu theif, and turned him to the direction of his window.
  96. >You whisper to him in the most sensual manner you know.
  97.  
  98. "You're Goddamn Right"
  99.  
  100. >Your awesomeness has mutated the dildo
  101. >The dildo starts to transform into a rocket and flies Brad to the window
  102. >But it doesn't stop there. The dildo flies him to space as he screams
  103. >You walk out the door, feeling triumphant.
  104.  
  105. No one fucks with Kuro
  106.  
  107. http://vocaroo.com/i/s190pmIRVXWm
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