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FEA oneshot

By: lyingcake852 on Sep 14th, 2013  |  syntax: None  |  size: 1.14 KB  |  hits: 21  |  expires: Never
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  1. Be Norman
  2. >Been a busy day, time to unwind and play that new game on your 3DS
  3. >"Fire Emblem Awakening" Now with more waifus edition!
  4. >Sweet
  5. >Be starting new game, making a character
  6. >No beanie for character's head
  7. >Already denouncing it as the casualized blunder of the century
  8. >ah well, make char anyway
  9. >Wake up in a field
  10. >Such CG, Such Graphics
  11. >Blue haired guy helps you up
  12. >He is Beautiful
  13. >...n-not that I find him attractive or anything
  14.  
  15. Minutes later
  16.  
  17. >Meet Mirabelle
  18. >Dat grace, beauty and high standards
  19. >Surely this is blonde Aryan beauty that you've dreamed of marrying
  20. >This game has everything 10/10 GOTY
  21. >Work up relationship whislt having her heal the others
  22. >Oh god her voice is perfect
  23. >She is...THE ONE TRUE WAIFU
  24. >Rank relationship to level A
  25. >Oh Boy Oh Boy Oh Boy
  26. >Soon, I shall marry her right after this chapter
  27. >We got a new member: Humanized Fluttershy
  28. >lel
  29. >Chapter ends
  30. >Alright, lets see if-
  31. >waitamoment
  32. >Why is Mirabelle running torwards Chrom
  33. >Why are they alone
  34. >Oh no
  35. >No NO NOOO
  36. Chrom:Will you be my waifu
  37. Mirabelle: Oh Chrom~
  38. >Blue haired dastard has stolen your waifu
  39.  
  40. >Again
  41.  
  42. GRAAAAAH