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Abnormal Norman 8: Arrow to Apple, Dust to Crust

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  1. Abnormal Norman 8: Arrow to Apple, Dust to Crust
  2. ________________________________________________
  3. Be Norman
  4. >Surrounded by 5 people about to beat you up
  5. >Brad's still outside trying to get the door off his foot
  6. >"Looks like we're gonna have to teach this kid about trespassin'"
  7. >Slowly, you take your fighting stance as the gang members look at you, taunting and laughing
  8. >"HEY BRO, I GOT IT OFF!" Brad yells
  9. >The gang quickly looked at the doorway to see Brad and the broken door
  10. >NOW'S MY CHANCE
  11. >You proceeded to charge your fist as you ready yourself to deliver a striking blow
  12. |FALCOOON PU-
  13. >CRAP I SLIPPED
  14. >Your wet boots betray you as you fall to the ground
  15. >The gang redirects its attention to you
  16. >You quickly grab the nearest bottle and threw it to the nearest gang member
  17. >Then you got up from your vulnerable position
  18. >One thug swings his bat right at you
  19. >Easy enough, you dodged it and did an uppercut
  20. >Your abnormal strength managed to have the thug's upper stuck by the ceiling
  21. >Two other thugs reacted to it fast enough and simultaneously swung their bats, both right at your face and legs
  22. >You end up on the ground again, dizzy and bleeding from your nose
  23. >The two proceed to hit you while you're down
  24. >Brad runs inside to hit one of them with the 2x4 he got from breaking the door
  25. >He's successful, but his lack of strength  just made the guy angrier, rather than make him unconscious
  26. >"This looked way too easier on paper" he said
  27. >Everyone's distracted! Time for a dirty move
  28. >You kick the nearest guy's nuts and got up almost immediately
  29. >The thug with the nunchucks looks at you and starts showing off his nunchuck spinning abilities
  30. >He spinned it around his body so much that he hits himself in the forehead
  31. >Stunned, you take the opportunity to do another charged punch right at him
  32. >Brad on the other hand is busy dodging the angry thug's heavy punches
  33. >The guy with the kicked crotch snapped out of his stunned self and proceeded to grab a bat
  34. >You and Brad are back to back, with two goons about to hit you to oblivion
  35. >"DUCK!" Brad yelled
  36. >You both dodged the two attacks in a knick of time. The man got hit with a bat as hard as he got hit by the other guy's fist
  37. >"HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS BRA-"
  38. >"Don't say it, please"
  39. >One guy left, it's the idiot who stunned himself with his own nunchucks
  40. >You charge up again for another great punch
  41. >"PREPARE YOURSELF, CRIMINAL, FOR THE BRO-FIST OF JUSTICE" Brad yells
  42. >Cringing at maximum efficiency
  43. >You run towards the man as your fist lights up
  44. >|PUUUUUNCH-A|
  45. >With uncalculated intensity, the punch knocks the goon back, breaking the wall behind him
  46. >"WHOA" you and Brad said in unison
  47. >Smoke and dust flow before you as Brad walks to investigate
  48. >The smoke clears out to see 6 more guys playing poker, everyone carrying pistols, knives, and one other with a shotgun
  49. >Brad looks in fear, asking you "Run, or fight?"
  50. >You look at the situation, assessing the environment
  51. >"RUN OR FIGHT"
  52. >Calmly, you reply "Both"
  53. >You grab the nunchucks from the ground and threw the baseball bat to Brad
  54. >"What? UUF" Brad said as the baseball bat flew right through his face
  55. >"Brad falls to the ground, unconscious from your throw
  56. >"Goddammit, Brad"
  57. >"WHAT THE HELL?" Yells one of the guys from the poker table
  58. >They all bring out their guns and points it right at your location
  59. >"Crap"
  60. >You quickly pull Brad from the ground up to the flight of stairs
  61. >"You can hear footsteps coming from the wall. They're running to your position
  62. >"Shit, why didn't I just go through the entrance?"
  63. >No use now, you're at the second floor
  64. >As you look, it seems to be an old abandoned apartment
  65. >Crap, they're closing in
  66. >You go inside one of the doors and proceeded to block it with a broken bookshelf and a heavy box of unknown content
  67. >You sat by the corner, with Brad, slowly gaining consciousness
  68. >"Great, now what are we gonna do?"
  69.  
  70. Be Lyra, five minutes before Brad's downfall
  71. >Riding through the storm like a power hungry maniac
  72. >Have to find Norman before he loses the ring to some goons
  73. >It's the only way for the visions to stop harassing you
  74. >There's only so much rain your hooded jacket can take before it gets soaked
  75. >At last, you arrive at the location of your vision
  76. >You look around to see any sign of the two
  77. >The door's busted, they've arrived
  78. >You take your harp out and convert it into your bow
  79. >You look at your bag, its contents are 40% wet, including your homemade arrows
  80. >You stop for a moment, thinking "Am I really gonna risk killing or getting killed for a ring?
  81. >Arguing with yourself in the middle of the rain. Technically it was and wasn't your fault for wearing a cursed ring. You didn't even know it was magical
  82. >You feel responsible for your newfound powers, and that it's up to you to fix it
  83. >By getting Norman's ring
  84. BANG
  85. >You hear a loud noise, as if something demolished from the inside
  86. >You run by the broken door to take a closer look
  87. >Two guys in it. One standing up and the other unconscious
  88. >The unconscious guy's Brad, since you recognize his blue hair
  89. >He wasn't even that well disguised
  90. >The other must be Norman. He pulls Brad up the flight of stairs as a bunch of gang members run in on the scene
  91. >You think, what to do in this situation. You thought to yourself that you could just pause time and take out the goons
  92. >But they look tough enough to handle dirty kicks. You're not so keen on killing them with your bow either
  93. >I need to plan this right. You go outside and climbed up the outside stairs/apartment balconies
  94.  
  95. Be Norman
  96. >6 goons, everyone could shoot you before you could even punch them with the ring
  97. >Brad wakes up from his short slumber
  98. >"Norman?"
  99. >Brad, we don't have much time, we're trapped in here
  100. >"Norman, what happened?"
  101. >"Apparently, there's more of them than we thought"
  102. >You check the room for any sign of exits or entrances
  103. >No windows, only a working lightbulb
  104. >"Listen, I can punch a hole here and we could escape
  105. >"WE'RE GONNA GIVE UP NOW? WE'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR!"
  106. >"Look, I'm not gonna risk our lives just for the sake of being a vigilante
  107. >"Hey, you were the one who went through with the idea for Applejack's sake
  108. >"Yeah, and thanks to these bruises and my recent fuck-up, I don't feel as confident"
  109. >"Can't you just punch through the walls and give them a good beating?
  110. >"I'm neither agile, nor bulletproof enough to survive gunfire, Brad"
  111. >"OPEN UP, ASSHOLES"
  112. >Shit, they're breaking through
  113. >"Norman, what's in the box?"
  114. >You and Brad open the box, to reveal an average cache of ammo and magazine
  115. >"Great!, Now all we need is a gun!"
  116. >You break the magazines in half to get all the bullets in it
  117. >"You're getting the gunpowder?
  118. >"It's the only weapon we have, right next to these nunchucks"
  119. >Brad strokes his chin, and then says "I HAVE AN IDEA!"
  120. >He goes by the bookshelf in search of something
  121. >It's a small radio. He whacks it to see if it works
  122. >"This radio's still working!"
  123. >"So What?"
  124. >"We can use the batteries to light your nunchuck up with the gunpowder"
  125. >"How!?"
  126. >"I saw it on youtube once!. All you need the foil from chewing gum and a battery"
  127. >"Great, so where do we get a pack of gum?"
  128. >Brad pulls one out from his underwear
  129. >"Brad..."
  130. >"What? I gotta keep my breath Bradical in case I get lucky!"
  131. >He moves in to cut the foil in two. The door's breaking apart from their shoulder bumping
  132. >A few tinkering here and there, he has created fire and proceeded to light up one stick of the nunchucku
  133. >"I HAVE CREATED FIRE!"
  134. >"Great, Brad. NOW WHAT?"
  135. >"Charge up on your 'Bro-Fist' by the door"
  136. >You follow, charging up on your fist as your nose bleeds up
  137. >Brad readies his position while keeping the fire going on
  138. >The thugs break through the door
  139. >"NOW NORMAN"
  140. >You thrust your fist with all your heart and guts, hitting the guy by the door as well as another behind him
  141. >The force of your punch was so powerful the two poor goons broke through 2 walls
  142. >Brad throws the nunchucks directly at the surprised goon, which in turn, made him misfire his gun to the ceiling
  143. >The extra gunpowder splashed onto the thug as the burning nunchuck spread it's fiery warm plauge
  144. >"MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE" yelled the nunchucked thug
  145. >2 thugs held Brad at gunpoint while the other is still pretty shocked at what's happening
  146. >You thought this is his end, until he felt a window crashes from the back of the two thugs
  147. >You felt something weird, as if there was lag
  148. >Same feeling he felt back at the convenience store
  149. >Back to your senses, you see the guy the two guys holding Brad at gunpoint in extreme pain
  150. >Both their legs have been struck by a wooden arrow
  151. >"WHAT THE HELL?!?"
  152. >A hooded figure appears from behind, holding a bow
  153. >You and Brad look in awe as the stranger kicks the kneeling two thugs
  154. >"I'LL KILL YAAAH" yelled the man on fire, about to strangle the stranger
  155. >You act with haste, using your extra speed to deliver a punch
  156. >You hit his stomach, but it wasn't a charged punch. Your arm just got weak from the earlier punch
  157. >Again, you deliver with an uppercut. The other shocked thug was just watching, surprised that someone that small could hurt the big guy
  158. >Delivering a flurry of punches, you gave him one final punch to the head, knocking the big guy out
  159. >You stand with your bloodied gloves, panting and breathing
  160. >The shocked thug tries to make a run for it, but you managed to grab him in time
  161. >"LET ME GO, MAN"
  162. >You're angry. Your heart rate intensifies as the strength in your arm grows
  163. >You hold the man by the throat, choking him with one arm as you interrogate
  164. >"GRA-AK. YOU...YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, MAN!"
  165. >You tell him in a fiery gaze and a growling voice
  166. >[spoiler]"I'M NEITHER NORMAL, NOR-MAN"[/spoiler]
  167. >You're letting the power get over your head. You stop for a moment, shaking left and right
  168. >You drag the man downstairs and shoved a small paper up his face
  169. >"OKAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS"
  170. >You show him the paper that had Applejack's name on it
  171. >"T-THAT?" the thug said while whimpering
  172. >"That's j-just our list of people, man!
  173. >"For what?"
  174. >"They're the richest in merchandise, man. They got all kinds of shit from fruits to peanuts"
  175. >"Where's the stolen supplies?"
  176. >"T-There's a freezer, just by the basement of the Cider"
  177. >"The pub's in league with you guys?"
  178. >"Y-yeah man. Just don't hurt me"
  179. >You threw the guy by the closet and locked him inside
  180. >"Wow, Norman that was...that was intense as hell!" Brad said, praising your action packed minute
  181. >The hooded stranger comes down to join in on the conversation
  182. >You look at the stranger, expressing your gratitude
  183. >"Hey, man...thanks for helping us o-"
  184. >Before you could finish, the stranger slaps your face
  185. >"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU RISK LOSING THE RING?"
  186. >You recognize the voice, it's Lyra
  187. >"L-LYRA?"
  188. >"WHOA, YOU WANNA BE A SUPERHERO TOO?" Brad said
  189. >"No, dumbass" She looks back at you pointing her finger at your face"
  190. >"YOU COULD HAVE LOST THE RING, THE ONE THING THAT KEEPS MY VISIONS AT BAY JUST SO YOU COULD PLAY SUPERHERO"
  191. >"Lyra, this wasn't without good cause"
  192. >"OH YEAH, WHAT CAUSE?"
  193. >"Applehat's family has been sacked by this very gang, and I feel like it's my duty to help out"
  194. >"YOU COULD HAVE LET THE POLICE HANDLE IT"
  195. >"I think you know very well how slow the police handles these kinds of things"
  196. >"OH FOR GODS SAKE. YOU JUST RUN AROUND WITH SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU POWERS. I'M STUCK WITH A CURSE"
  197. >Lyra storms in the middle as Brad just looks about
  198. >"Look, Lyra. I'm cursed too. Without the ring, I'll die within hours"
  199. >"How would you know that"
  200. >"I nearly died yesterday"
  201. >"And you knew about it, and you continued on with this? WHY?
  202. >"It was for a friend. Besides, me and Brad thought this would be as easy
  203. >"OH, SO YOU'RE NOT JUST RECKLESS, BUT STUPID TOO"
  204. >A moment of silence covers 10 seconds of the whole apartment
  205. >Brad breaks it, saying "Now what?"
  206. >You look at Brad, and then at Lyra
  207. >"We've gotten this far, now I say we end this"
  208. To Be Continued, End of Chapter 8