- Abnormal Norman 8: Arrow to Apple, Dust to Crust
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- Be Norman
- >Surrounded by 5 people about to beat you up
- >Brad's still outside trying to get the door off his foot
- >"Looks like we're gonna have to teach this kid about trespassin'"
- >Slowly, you take your fighting stance as the gang members look at you, taunting and laughing
- >"HEY BRO, I GOT IT OFF!" Brad yells
- >The gang quickly looked at the doorway to see Brad and the broken door
- >NOW'S MY CHANCE
- >You proceeded to charge your fist as you ready yourself to deliver a striking blow
- |FALCOOON PU-
- >CRAP I SLIPPED
- >Your wet boots betray you as you fall to the ground
- >The gang redirects its attention to you
- >You quickly grab the nearest bottle and threw it to the nearest gang member
- >Then you got up from your vulnerable position
- >One thug swings his bat right at you
- >Easy enough, you dodged it and did an uppercut
- >Your abnormal strength managed to have the thug's upper stuck by the ceiling
- >Two other thugs reacted to it fast enough and simultaneously swung their bats, both right at your face and legs
- >You end up on the ground again, dizzy and bleeding from your nose
- >The two proceed to hit you while you're down
- >Brad runs inside to hit one of them with the 2x4 he got from breaking the door
- >He's successful, but his lack of strength just made the guy angrier, rather than make him unconscious
- >"This looked way too easier on paper" he said
- >Everyone's distracted! Time for a dirty move
- >You kick the nearest guy's nuts and got up almost immediately
- >The thug with the nunchucks looks at you and starts showing off his nunchuck spinning abilities
- >He spinned it around his body so much that he hits himself in the forehead
- >Stunned, you take the opportunity to do another charged punch right at him
- >Brad on the other hand is busy dodging the angry thug's heavy punches
- >The guy with the kicked crotch snapped out of his stunned self and proceeded to grab a bat
- >You and Brad are back to back, with two goons about to hit you to oblivion
- >"DUCK!" Brad yelled
- >You both dodged the two attacks in a knick of time. The man got hit with a bat as hard as he got hit by the other guy's fist
- >"HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS BRA-"
- >"Don't say it, please"
- >One guy left, it's the idiot who stunned himself with his own nunchucks
- >You charge up again for another great punch
- >"PREPARE YOURSELF, CRIMINAL, FOR THE BRO-FIST OF JUSTICE" Brad yells
- >Cringing at maximum efficiency
- >You run towards the man as your fist lights up
- >|PUUUUUNCH-A|
- >With uncalculated intensity, the punch knocks the goon back, breaking the wall behind him
- >"WHOA" you and Brad said in unison
- >Smoke and dust flow before you as Brad walks to investigate
- >The smoke clears out to see 6 more guys playing poker, everyone carrying pistols, knives, and one other with a shotgun
- >Brad looks in fear, asking you "Run, or fight?"
- >You look at the situation, assessing the environment
- >"RUN OR FIGHT"
- >Calmly, you reply "Both"
- >You grab the nunchucks from the ground and threw the baseball bat to Brad
- >"What? UUF" Brad said as the baseball bat flew right through his face
- >"Brad falls to the ground, unconscious from your throw
- >"Goddammit, Brad"
- >"WHAT THE HELL?" Yells one of the guys from the poker table
- >They all bring out their guns and points it right at your location
- >"Crap"
- >You quickly pull Brad from the ground up to the flight of stairs
- >"You can hear footsteps coming from the wall. They're running to your position
- >"Shit, why didn't I just go through the entrance?"
- >No use now, you're at the second floor
- >As you look, it seems to be an old abandoned apartment
- >Crap, they're closing in
- >You go inside one of the doors and proceeded to block it with a broken bookshelf and a heavy box of unknown content
- >You sat by the corner, with Brad, slowly gaining consciousness
- >"Great, now what are we gonna do?"
- Be Lyra, five minutes before Brad's downfall
- >Riding through the storm like a power hungry maniac
- >Have to find Norman before he loses the ring to some goons
- >It's the only way for the visions to stop harassing you
- >There's only so much rain your hooded jacket can take before it gets soaked
- >At last, you arrive at the location of your vision
- >You look around to see any sign of the two
- >The door's busted, they've arrived
- >You take your harp out and convert it into your bow
- >You look at your bag, its contents are 40% wet, including your homemade arrows
- >You stop for a moment, thinking "Am I really gonna risk killing or getting killed for a ring?
- >Arguing with yourself in the middle of the rain. Technically it was and wasn't your fault for wearing a cursed ring. You didn't even know it was magical
- >You feel responsible for your newfound powers, and that it's up to you to fix it
- >By getting Norman's ring
- BANG
- >You hear a loud noise, as if something demolished from the inside
- >You run by the broken door to take a closer look
- >Two guys in it. One standing up and the other unconscious
- >The unconscious guy's Brad, since you recognize his blue hair
- >He wasn't even that well disguised
- >The other must be Norman. He pulls Brad up the flight of stairs as a bunch of gang members run in on the scene
- >You think, what to do in this situation. You thought to yourself that you could just pause time and take out the goons
- >But they look tough enough to handle dirty kicks. You're not so keen on killing them with your bow either
- >I need to plan this right. You go outside and climbed up the outside stairs/apartment balconies
- Be Norman
- >6 goons, everyone could shoot you before you could even punch them with the ring
- >Brad wakes up from his short slumber
- >"Norman?"
- >Brad, we don't have much time, we're trapped in here
- >"Norman, what happened?"
- >"Apparently, there's more of them than we thought"
- >You check the room for any sign of exits or entrances
- >No windows, only a working lightbulb
- >"Listen, I can punch a hole here and we could escape
- >"WE'RE GONNA GIVE UP NOW? WE'VE GOTTEN THIS FAR!"
- >"Look, I'm not gonna risk our lives just for the sake of being a vigilante
- >"Hey, you were the one who went through with the idea for Applejack's sake
- >"Yeah, and thanks to these bruises and my recent fuck-up, I don't feel as confident"
- >"Can't you just punch through the walls and give them a good beating?
- >"I'm neither agile, nor bulletproof enough to survive gunfire, Brad"
- >"OPEN UP, ASSHOLES"
- >Shit, they're breaking through
- >"Norman, what's in the box?"
- >You and Brad open the box, to reveal an average cache of ammo and magazine
- >"Great!, Now all we need is a gun!"
- >You break the magazines in half to get all the bullets in it
- >"You're getting the gunpowder?
- >"It's the only weapon we have, right next to these nunchucks"
- >Brad strokes his chin, and then says "I HAVE AN IDEA!"
- >He goes by the bookshelf in search of something
- >It's a small radio. He whacks it to see if it works
- >"This radio's still working!"
- >"So What?"
- >"We can use the batteries to light your nunchuck up with the gunpowder"
- >"How!?"
- >"I saw it on youtube once!. All you need the foil from chewing gum and a battery"
- >"Great, so where do we get a pack of gum?"
- >Brad pulls one out from his underwear
- >"Brad..."
- >"What? I gotta keep my breath Bradical in case I get lucky!"
- >He moves in to cut the foil in two. The door's breaking apart from their shoulder bumping
- >A few tinkering here and there, he has created fire and proceeded to light up one stick of the nunchucku
- >"I HAVE CREATED FIRE!"
- >"Great, Brad. NOW WHAT?"
- >"Charge up on your 'Bro-Fist' by the door"
- >You follow, charging up on your fist as your nose bleeds up
- >Brad readies his position while keeping the fire going on
- >The thugs break through the door
- >"NOW NORMAN"
- >You thrust your fist with all your heart and guts, hitting the guy by the door as well as another behind him
- >The force of your punch was so powerful the two poor goons broke through 2 walls
- >Brad throws the nunchucks directly at the surprised goon, which in turn, made him misfire his gun to the ceiling
- >The extra gunpowder splashed onto the thug as the burning nunchuck spread it's fiery warm plauge
- >"MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE" yelled the nunchucked thug
- >2 thugs held Brad at gunpoint while the other is still pretty shocked at what's happening
- >You thought this is his end, until he felt a window crashes from the back of the two thugs
- >You felt something weird, as if there was lag
- >Same feeling he felt back at the convenience store
- >Back to your senses, you see the guy the two guys holding Brad at gunpoint in extreme pain
- >Both their legs have been struck by a wooden arrow
- >"WHAT THE HELL?!?"
- >A hooded figure appears from behind, holding a bow
- >You and Brad look in awe as the stranger kicks the kneeling two thugs
- >"I'LL KILL YAAAH" yelled the man on fire, about to strangle the stranger
- >You act with haste, using your extra speed to deliver a punch
- >You hit his stomach, but it wasn't a charged punch. Your arm just got weak from the earlier punch
- >Again, you deliver with an uppercut. The other shocked thug was just watching, surprised that someone that small could hurt the big guy
- >Delivering a flurry of punches, you gave him one final punch to the head, knocking the big guy out
- >You stand with your bloodied gloves, panting and breathing
- >The shocked thug tries to make a run for it, but you managed to grab him in time
- >"LET ME GO, MAN"
- >You're angry. Your heart rate intensifies as the strength in your arm grows
- >You hold the man by the throat, choking him with one arm as you interrogate
- >"GRA-AK. YOU...YOU'RE NOT NORMAL, MAN!"
- >You tell him in a fiery gaze and a growling voice
- >[spoiler]"I'M NEITHER NORMAL, NOR-MAN"[/spoiler]
- >You're letting the power get over your head. You stop for a moment, shaking left and right
- >You drag the man downstairs and shoved a small paper up his face
- >"OKAY, WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THIS"
- >You show him the paper that had Applejack's name on it
- >"T-THAT?" the thug said while whimpering
- >"That's j-just our list of people, man!
- >"For what?"
- >"They're the richest in merchandise, man. They got all kinds of shit from fruits to peanuts"
- >"Where's the stolen supplies?"
- >"T-There's a freezer, just by the basement of the Cider"
- >"The pub's in league with you guys?"
- >"Y-yeah man. Just don't hurt me"
- >You threw the guy by the closet and locked him inside
- >"Wow, Norman that was...that was intense as hell!" Brad said, praising your action packed minute
- >The hooded stranger comes down to join in on the conversation
- >You look at the stranger, expressing your gratitude
- >"Hey, man...thanks for helping us o-"
- >Before you could finish, the stranger slaps your face
- >"WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU RISK LOSING THE RING?"
- >You recognize the voice, it's Lyra
- >"L-LYRA?"
- >"WHOA, YOU WANNA BE A SUPERHERO TOO?" Brad said
- >"No, dumbass" She looks back at you pointing her finger at your face"
- >"YOU COULD HAVE LOST THE RING, THE ONE THING THAT KEEPS MY VISIONS AT BAY JUST SO YOU COULD PLAY SUPERHERO"
- >"Lyra, this wasn't without good cause"
- >"OH YEAH, WHAT CAUSE?"
- >"Applehat's family has been sacked by this very gang, and I feel like it's my duty to help out"
- >"YOU COULD HAVE LET THE POLICE HANDLE IT"
- >"I think you know very well how slow the police handles these kinds of things"
- >"OH FOR GODS SAKE. YOU JUST RUN AROUND WITH SOMETHING THAT GIVES YOU POWERS. I'M STUCK WITH A CURSE"
- >Lyra storms in the middle as Brad just looks about
- >"Look, Lyra. I'm cursed too. Without the ring, I'll die within hours"
- >"How would you know that"
- >"I nearly died yesterday"
- >"And you knew about it, and you continued on with this? WHY?
- >"It was for a friend. Besides, me and Brad thought this would be as easy
- >"OH, SO YOU'RE NOT JUST RECKLESS, BUT STUPID TOO"
- >A moment of silence covers 10 seconds of the whole apartment
- >Brad breaks it, saying "Now what?"
- >You look at Brad, and then at Lyra
- >"We've gotten this far, now I say we end this"
- To Be Continued, End of Chapter 8

