- Abnormal Norman 24: Compromised
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- Be Norman
- Rooftops with Brad
- >"Norman, you can't seriously believe that Nolan's kidnapped Lyra. The guy's rich enough not to hold anyone ransom!"
- "Brad, it's not a matter of money. I think Nolan's on to me, being a super-hero."
- >"So some fanboy wants to know Noir-Man's secret identity. It's not like Nolan's that insane to hold someone hostage."
- "What? It didn't strike how weird it was when he decided to try and hire me when we've only met for 10 seconds?"
- >"W-well, now that I'm not seeing $$$ signs now...yeah...well sort of. Anyway, why do you think Lyra was even kidnapped by Nolan? She could have lost her phone, or her mother picked it up..."
- "Look, in the factory, I told Lyra I'd buy her a month's worth of comics for her to use her powers to sneak inside the factory. She hasn't called since."
- >"Look man, all I'm saying is that we shouldn't doubt Nolan too much."
- "Brad, take off your Scrooge goggles and follow me to the factory. We're breaking in!"
- >"Dude, isn't that illegal? We're becomming what we're fighting!"
- "First off, don't pull that Batman shit on me. Second, vigilantism is already frowned upon by the law. We're technically fugitives."
- >"Alright, alright!"
- "Right, let's go."
- >You and Brad run through the rooftops once more, going in the direction of Nolan's company.
- >God, I hope she's alright.
- >Thoughts cloud your mind. Who is Nolan? Why the sudden interest in me? Is he a student or some undercover cop like my dad?
- >Ever since this hero thing started, everyone's social life has been in ruins.
- >Lyra's giving her best friend the cold shoulder, Vinyl's in the hospital and Aryan Beauty thinks I'm hiding a secret with Purple, Rainbro and Flutters.
- >You ponder to yourself if this is your fault, or Brad's, or even the stupid artifacts.
- >These artifacts are a constant. One way or another, they will either end up in the wrong hands, or have some poor fool suffer with them.
- >Why am I thinking all of this? Guilt for putting Lyra in a mess you have yet to see? Argh.
- >"Bro, I just have one question."
- "What?"
- >"Are you and Lyra really dating?"
- "Brad, for Faust's sake, is this really an important question?"
- >"Look, bro. I've watched more than 23 romantic tragedy movies. If something were to happen to the woman you love, you'd lose your mind!"
- "Brad, I barely give a damn about starting a relationship with Lyra. She's a cunt to be with!"
- >"Sorry, Norm. Just that, when we were at that old abandoned apartment back at the start of our heroing, your personality changes for a few seconds when you're angry as fuck!"
- "Brad, I got my powers under control. Trust me."
- >"Alright. Remember bro, I got your back anyday."
- >Ahh Brad. He may be a douche with the excitement of a child and the tounge of a tempter, but he's like your brother from a different mother.
- Near the factory, rooftops
- "What in name of-"
- >"Whoa, there are security guards everywhere!"
- >You look on the factory. The place looks like a prison yard from your perspective.
- >Watchtowers, guards with german sheperds and flash lights, barbwired walls.
- >Lauren, for a clothing factory, they put in alot of effort to secure the living shit out of it.
- >"I guess the stealth option is out, huh?"
- >You walk out of your spot, holding your chin and devising a plan.
- >"Don't you think it's a bit risky to infiltrate the building? I mean, we don't even know if Lyra's in there!"
- "Brad, think of it this way; if Lyra's dead, you can have her artifact and live with her curse until the end of your days."
- >It didn't feel good encouraging Brad like that, but the smug look on his face means he's changed his mind.
- >"So, do we go in a blaze of glory, or go Sam Fisher on this thing?"
- >You jump down the building. Brad looks down from the rooftops.
- >You grab the nearest car you could find, and throw it to the skies.
- >"WHOA!"
- >Climbing up, Brad questions your actions.
- >"Norman, what the hell was that?"
- >You smirk.
- "Our ticket in."
- >The vehicle falls from the sky and all the way to the compound of the factory.
- >The guards inside are shaken, causing panic.
- >"Great, now how do we get in?"
- "You're getting in. Let me worry about that."
- >"Wait, ho-WHOA!"
- >You grab Brad's whole body, and like a dart, you shoot him through the window.
- >"WHOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH"
- >*CRASH*
- >Alright, now that Brad's the distraction on the inside, time to move in.
- Be Brad
- Inside the factory
- >HOLY SHIT, THAT WAS BRADICAL!
- >FOR 1.50 SECONDS, I FELT LIKE SUPER-MAN!
- >Alright, calm down, Brad. The mission here is to find Lyra.
- >"I heard something upstairs!"
- >Ahh, looks like the guards are coming up.
- >Time to test out my makeshift Brad-Hook!
- >You take out a blue hook attatched to a rope.
- >You throw it up but it doesn't land anywhere. It lands back at your head.
- "Ooof!"
- >Alright, plan B: Grab a fire extinquisher and whack these guys.
- >"BARK BARK!"
- "Oh shit, dogs!"
- >RUN, BRAD RUN!
- >"RUFF! "
- >[Biting Noises]
- "OH SWEET MERCY, MY BUM!!!!"
- >You run around in circles while a german sheperd locks his jaws on your posterior.
- >A guard takes up his m-16 and points it at your back.
- >"I ORDER YOU TO HALT!"
- >Before you could answer, Norman throws another guard through the window, hitting both the dog on your butt.
- "YEEAOOOCH!"
- >My glorious cheeks are bloodied and showing...and my cape got ripped.
- >Maybe I should *oww* think of a new costume design.
- >...
- >Nah. I'll wait till I get my own powers.
- >You walk down the stairs. Everyone else is too busy with dealing with Norman.
- >The lack of gunfire indicates that Norman's taking the stealth route.
- >Good for him! Now to find Lyra.
- >As you look around, you notice a wall opening on it's own.
- >Out goes a person. White hair, piercing on the lip, tall but not buff.
- >Damn, that is the hottest henchman I've ever seen.
- >From the shadows, she emerges. Carrrying an SMG, she points it at you with an angry expression.
- >Oh wait, it's not a dude! Thank god.
- >...
- >Oh wait you're still in trouble.
- *BOOM*
- >An explosion from outside distracts the woman.
- >Your moment of chance appears!
- >You grab the M-16 from the unconscious guard and you try to knock her out with it.
- >SHe reacts quickly and grabs the gun you hold.
- >You struggle for the gun, kicking her knee.
- >"Ahk, you dweeb!"
- >She grabs your head and tries to choke you to submission.
- >Her arm height matches her chest. Your head resting on her breasts.
- >Aww yiss
- >Four more guards come from the wall to try and secure the place.
- >[spoiler]B[/spoiler]rest time is over.
- >You grab a makeshift smoke bomb from your pocket.
- >The smoke bomb was made from a fragile glass container filled with pepper, as seen in the cape books you read.
- >You throw it at the woman's eyes.
- >"AAARGH, MY EYES!"
- >You kick your way from her grasp and went for the M-16 once more.
- >The four guards points the guns at you.
- >Before they can shoot, a jeep bursts through the huge doors of the factory
- >*BEEP BEEP*
- >"AAAAHHHHH" The guards scream.
- >The woman dodges out of the way as Norman's jeep crashes through the guards.
- >Norman steps out of the vehicle, coughing and shit.
- >You give him the thumbs up of brotitude.
- Be Norman
- Nolan's Factory
- >Good grief, I can't believe I survived all that.
- >Damage sustained? One bullet got lucky and hit me in the shoulder.
- >Arrgh.
- "Commander Underwear, found anything yet?" you cringingly asked
- >Brad points to the wall with the hole.
- >"They all came from there." he said.
- >You look to your side to see one of the henchmen, a woman.
- >YOu grab her by her shirt and proceed to interrogate her.
- "Alright, WHAT'S BEYOND THAT WALL?"
- >"Go in and find out."
- >As expected, she refuses to cooperate.
- >"Noir-Man, we could use her as a hostage if they're waiting for us there."
- >Hmm, it's not exactly right, but you're left with no choice.
- >You turn her around and proceeded to go down the secret room, holding Gilda in front of you.
- >Brad follows behind you.
- >"Come on, aren't you two man enough to face whatever's down there alone?"
- >Her taunting doesn't penetrate you. Saftey comes first. THis isn't a comic book where the plot armor saves you from everything.
- >You enter the secret room, 30 guys aiming their gun at you and your human shield.
- >All of them wearing a Saint's Bro jacket.
- >Faust, how are we going to get through this?
- >Then from the background, Nolan shows up.
- >"Hmm, Noir-Man, yes?
- >You look at him and asked
- "Where's the girl?"
- >He opens a door, and invites you in.
- >"Let's talk business, shall we?"
- >You're out of options. It's either stay here and get shot or go with Nolan.
- >You go inside. Brad follows.
- >Amy closes and locks the door.
- >Nolan switches the lights on.
- "Oh my god."
- >Lyra sits by the chair, legs filled with bitemarks and her eyes white.
- >"You can take the mask of, Norman. I know it's you." said Nolan
- >You take off your mask and come close to Lyra, whom is paralyzed from fear, shaking due to her blindness.
- "Lyra, it's going to be fine. It's me, Norman."
- >N-Norman... I'm sorry. I'm so sorry.
- "No, I'm sorry. I put you in this mess."
- >Brad questions Nolan.
- >"What is all this?"
- >"Lyra's been very...informative. I suppose there's no reason in hiding my motives.
- >He then looks at you. You angrily look back.
- >"I'm sure you know about my friend, Vinyl Scratch. Poor dear, stuck in a coma."
- >He shows signs of sadness.
- >"For days, I've been searching for how it happenned and how to cure it. Octavia was barely helping."
- >Sounds like Octavia hasn't been mentioning how it's partially her fault Vinyl got into this mess.
- >"I've studied, watched footage from all across the city. Partially deducing that you, Norman, are Noir-Man."
- "What does that have to do with Vinyl."
- >"It doesn't. It has something to do with Commander Underwear, then you.
- >"Huh?"
- >"When Vinyl reverted back to human form, you took her something from her neck.
- >"Y-yeah. Vinyl's necklace."
- >"So Lyra was telling the truth."
- "Let me guess, you're planning on curing Vinyl using the necklace,and then study how to control it and once that's done, you'll use it for your own purposes.
- >"Now, now, Norman. That's a pretty large accusation."
- "Nolan, you tortured a girl!"
- >"All for the benefit of curing Vinyl by finding the root of her problem. Speaking of which, I'm going to have to ask for it back."
- "If you think we're going to give a powerful artifact at the hands of some goon working for the Saint's Bro..."
- >"Norman, I OWN the Saint's Bro."
- "N-no way. You.."
- >"Too young? Maybe, but my father taught me how to run a business at an early age, and then passed on the leadership to me at my 18th birthday.
- "Well, it doesn't change a thing. I'm not giving you the necklace."
- >"Well, this isn't up for whether or not you'd decline my offer..."
- >Nolan opens the television from behind him. It shows one of his gang members holding a camera with a rifle pointed at Lyra's house far away.
- "No..."
- >"And don't get me started on your house as well."
- >He switches the channel, showing your house.
- "You son of a bitch."
- >"Too much for a rookie wannabe superhero?"
- >You stay quiet.
- >"Very well then. Let's talk business..."
- End of Chapter 24

