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Abnormal Norman 15: Distracting Destruction

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  1. Abnormal Norman 15: Distracting Destruction
  2. ___________________________________________
  3.  
  4. Be Lyra
  5. Middle of the streets
  6. 5 Minutes before Norman and Vinyl's crash
  7.  
  8. >You pushed the dumpster far enough.
  9. >You need to catch a breath.
  10. >Just as you sat by the dumpster, you spectate the streets.
  11. >Civilians running around in fear and shock.
  12. >Others are already calling this the apocalypse.
  13. >People screaming "IT'S HAPPENING!" over and over again.
  14. >You try to call Norman again but his phone's busy.
  15. >Must be talking to Twilight or Flutters.
  16. >Suddenly a man without pants approaches you, panting.
  17. >It's Brad, and he's just escaped the interrogation room.
  18. "Brad! Where are your pants?"
  19. >"I *pant* forgot them at home"
  20. "Why would you forget your pants at home?
  21. >"Hey, you're the one who told Purple about the meteor crash!"
  22. "So you forgot your pants from excitement?"
  23. >You break a hearty laugh. Brad blushes in embarrassment
  24. >"Where's Norman?"
  25. "I don't know, must be trying to stop that...thing"
  26. >"We have to help him!"
  27. "...yeah, you're right. He could lose the ring at any moment"
  28. >Brad rolls his eyes at your comment
  29. >"Alright, but I'm gonna need a costume!"
  30. "What? Why!?"
  31. >"Because it's bad enough to be naked in these! If I wear a mask and cape, I wouldn't look half as bad"
  32. >You question his logic.
  33. >"Hey, if Action Comics Robin looked good wearing underwear, I don't see how I'd look bad with a better attire!
  34.  
  35. >*GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*~
  36.  
  37. >The light screams once more.
  38. >No time to argue with Brad, you need to help out Norman
  39. >You take a bandana and a fedora from the dumpster
  40. "Here, take these and get dressed."
  41. >"No cape?"
  42. "UGH..."
  43. >You take the unconscious scientist's pants from him and gave it to Brad
  44. "You'd be better off with these"
  45. >"Sweet!"
  46. >Brad then ties the pants to his neck.
  47. >You facepalm instantly.
  48. "Listen, I'll go get my stuff from the house. Meet you there."
  49. >And with that, you pause time to run and get your arrows from Fluttershy's home
  50.  
  51.  
  52. Be Octavia
  53. Near the Police Precinct
  54. 5 Minutes before Norman and Vinyl's crash
  55.  
  56. >An hour ago, you watched as your best friend transformed into a goddess-like  being.
  57. >Now you watch as she brings darkness and chaos to the city
  58. >It's been 15 minutes since you've lost sight of her, or rather, stayed close to her
  59. >Your priority now is to find her and try to put a stop to this
  60. >Not sure how, but you'll think of something along the way
  61. >You walk in the city, avoiding running people and what not
  62. >Radios announce an important news.
  63. >You stop to hear it.
  64. >News:...YES, WE HAVE RECIEVED REPORTS THAT THE US ARMY WILL BE DEPLOYED IN CANTERLOT CITY DUE TO THE UNKNOWN ENTITY DESTROYING THE PLACE THE PLACE. WE HAVE ALSO RECIEVED REPORTS THAT THE INFAMOUS MASKED VIGILANTE WHO'S BEEN FIGHTING CRIME IN THE CITY IS NOW TRYING TO STOP THE ENTITY BY HIMSELF!"
  65. >Vigilante? They must be talking about the orange crime fighter!
  66. >By the distance, you see some familiar faces. Fluttershy and purple whatshername
  67. "Fluttershy!"
  68. >Fluttershy hears you and goes to your direction
  69. >"O-Octavia!"
  70. >"This light is destroying the city!" Purplewhatshername said
  71. "It's not a light, it's Vinyl!"
  72. >They both say "What!?"
  73. "Look, I don't know how to explain this. All I know is that I found some jewellery from-"
  74. >"A meteor from space?" Purplewhatshername questioned
  75. "Yeah!"
  76. >"and if my theory is correct, you never wore it and gave it directly to Vinyl."
  77. "Wait, how did you correctly guess all of that? What do you know about it?"
  78.  
  79. >*GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH*~
  80.  
  81. >There's that voice again.
  82. >"Listen, there's no time to explain, right now, we need to find Vinyl and No...I mean that vigilante!"
  83. >"Uhh, I t-think the light is this way" Fluttershy pointed out
  84. >You all  head towards her voice and you stood there and watched in awe
  85. >The vigilante is wrestling, no, struggling with Vinyl in MIDAIR!
  86. >The action was too much that you nearly pissed yourself in excitement
  87. >Vinyl got the upper hand and she managed to crash Norman onto the ground
  88. _____Present Time______
  89.  
  90. "Oh my God"
  91.  
  92. >Vinyl rises from her own crash site. Her body filled with electricity
  93. >The vigilante is down, breathing but unconscious
  94. >Fluttershy screams, Purplewhatshername yells "OH NO!"
  95. >Vinyl raises her fist pumped with electricity
  96. >She's going to kill him!
  97. >You run towards her and yelled
  98.  
  99. "VINYL NO!"
  100.  
  101. >The light stopped for a moment and looked right at you
  102. >You then rush right in front of her and raised your arms to your side
  103. >You've saved the vigilante for a few seconds
  104.  
  105. "VINYL, STOP THIS, PLEASE!"
  106. >She shakes her head from the moment of slight confusion and shoves you away
  107. >You're electrified by her arm for a few seconds. God knows how the vigilante could survive an even more powerful fist smash like that
  108. >She rolls her eyes back to the vigilante ignoring your pleas and raises her fist one more time
  109.  
  110. >"BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKER!"
  111.  
  112. >Out of thin air, a green hooded girl appears and crashes into Vinyl with what appears to be a huge dumpster.
  113. >She crushes her in-between her dumpster and a building and proceeds to slap her with a briefcase she pulled from the dumpster.
  114. >You instantly get on your feet and proceed to get to Fluttershy's location for a safe distance.
  115. >Vinyl pushes the dumpster out of her way. The hooded girl then takes out her bow from her backpack.
  116. >She loads an arrow tied to a rope and fires it away.
  117. >The arrow hits Vinyl on her ankle. Blood gushes out of in its wake.
  118. >Vinyl screams once more, electricity flows from the arrow to the rope.
  119. >The hooded girl immediately lets go of the rope at her end.
  120. >Is this girl human?
  121.  
  122. >"HAHAAHAHA"
  123.  
  124. >She laughs loudly as if she's winning a game.
  125. >The rope burns from the electricity, the hooded girl took this as an opportunistic advantage.
  126. >She grabs a bunch of arrows from her backpack and lights them up .
  127. >She fires them in onto Vinyl's direction, all three hitting her chest and stomach.
  128. >Vinyl screams once again. The electricity leaves her body as she bursts into flames.
  129. >She has harnessed the power of fire.
  130. >She's now a living humanoid of fire and light. She's practically synonymous to the sun now!
  131. >The fire in her feet burn the grass underneath her
  132. >Purplewhatshername runs to the vigilante
  133. >"Oh god, wake up, please!"
  134. >She tries in vain to wake the vigilante up.
  135. >Vinyl throws fireballs right at the hooded girl. She dodges them effortlessly
  136. >"COME ON, IS THAT THE BEST YOU GOT?"
  137. >Vinyl raises her hand to throw another, but she got distracted by Purplewhatshername, who's still trying to wake Norman up
  138. >Deciding to punish the first guy to stab her in the shoulder, she turn her attention back to the vigilante
  139. >Purplewhatshername sees her and tries to drag Norman out of his hole
  140. >The hooded girl takes another roped arrow from her backpack and shoots it at Vinyl's wrist with extreme precision
  141. >She drops her fireball, but she's not done throwing yet
  142. >Her other hand grabs the rope, the hooded girl still holding on
  143. >"Oh crap"
  144. >Vinyl takes the rope and flings the hooded girl onto Purplewhatshername's location
  145. >"Oh no, I can't watch!"Fluttershy said, looking away
  146. >An individual tackles Purplewhatshername out of danger's way
  147. >The hooded girl lands on the vigilante's body
  148. >Purple looked at her hero's eyes as she lies in the ground. The unknown individual wears a fedora and a bandana over his mouth
  149. >...and he has no pants on
  150. >Underwear guy carries Purplewhatshername to us and hands her to you
  151. "Ahh?"
  152. >"Listen, all of you get to safety! Let the heroes handle this"
  153. >Fluttershy carries Purplewhatshername out, you decide to stay behind and watch what will happen
  154. >Not the sanest of ideas, but it's exciting to see such a battle
  155. >You look at a distance and saw the media, already getting footage
  156. >Newscaster: AND NOW TWO OTHER PEOPLE HAVE JOINED THE VIGILANTE IN STOPPING THE MADNESS!
  157. >Underwear guy rushes towards Vinyl to distract her from killing the vigilante and the hooded girl
  158. >"HEY, OVER HERE!"
  159. >He grabs a 2X4 from the dumpster and waves it around
  160. >Vinyl is distracted, but not for long
  161. >As he waves it side to side, Vinyl caught speed and grabbed it from his hands
  162. >Underwear guy tries to kick her in her front, but he just ends up recieving burns for his leg
  163. >She then hits him with the 2x4, almost knocking him out
  164. >Then suddenly a voice from the hole
  165. >"HEY!"
  166. >Vinyl's attention has been called to once more
  167. >The vigilante has risen from his slumber
  168. >Costume tattered, fire in his surroundings
  169. >He looks so hot in there.
  170. >Vinyl lets out a slight smile, as if challenging the vigilante
  171. >The vigilante tries to stand, his hand covering some of his wounds
  172. >The hooded girl is nearby, checking her backpack inventory
  173. >The vigilante, at his strength, taunts Vinyl as if he were asking for a death sentence
  174.  
  175. >"Alright you crazy demigoddess, let's do this."
  176.  
  177. End of Chapter 15