- /r9k/elsa content other than straight up greentext posts like http://pastebin.com/djSk2Mqt
- last updated 01/01/2014 20:45 EST [added cyborg R FFN link]
- Cyborg R stories:
- https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9980448/1/r9kElsa-and-cyborgPunzel
- No.57142615
- >And since Anna would obviously be in some sort of sports club in her high school she'd have good, slightly muscular body.
- >Depressed Elsa inside
- >Anna drags her out to a soccer(?) game
- >Elsa is turned on by all the toned women
- >Notices Anna's fit body
- >Tries to bring it up by asking how she works out
- >Anna gets super excited and starts going on and on about exercising together
- >Elsa fantasizes about working out with Anna
- >Short shorts, running, locker room, yoga, tennis, etc etc
- >Anna snaps her out of daydreaming
- >They hug goodbye
- >Elsa feels so safe and happy in the hug
- >Elsa goes to sleep wrapped tight in a blanket pretending it's Anna cuddling
- No.57141052
- Dear diary,
- Elsa is getting worse. She made a nude drawing of Anna. I don't know how much longer Anna can stay in the dark about her sister's crush on her. I think at some level, she's actually playing dumb about the whole thing. The drawing was pretty, though. At least Elsa can move on to Vilppu now. Wiggedy wiggedy blablabla (rest of the entry about her date with Eugene and her sighing about how she's disappointed in herself for falling for a bad boy.)
- MATHLETE SAGA
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- No.57144831
- >Elsa is sad
- >There is a traffic jam on the bridge and Anna cannot watch her at the math championship
- >she is failing her team, they are losing by a few points all because of her fault
- >suddenly she hears a cheer in the back of the auditorium
- >"GOOOOO ELSAAA! KICK THEIR NERD ASSES!"
- >It's Anna, covered in sweat and mud and rain, next to a bicycle that is probably too small by far for her
- >Anna biked through the woods in the rain on a kid's bike just to make the meet.
- >Anna gets kicked out of auditorium for cursing and yelling. It is still an academic function after all
- >That's all that Elsa needs, though.
- >Beats the shit out of the opponents. Nobody can hear anything but Elsa's buzzer
- >Wins the championship by over 50 points or some crazy amount
- >Next day Anna writes about it in the paper
- >Elsa gets even more alienated, but it's okay.
- No.57145479
- Oh the nerves
- >Elsa and Anna riding together to the hotel
- >Elsa has butterflies in her stomach, Anna talks and talks.
- >Elsa is too nervous to talk and she says like 5 things
- >Sharing a room with a bed and pull out couch
- >Elsa manages a nervous joke about the couch
- >They go out to dinner together at a fancy restaurant
- >Anna being so jokey and light hearted it loosens up Elsa, they're smiling having fun.
- >Going back to the hotel, Elsa says she's tired and wants to rest for the competition
- >Anna offers to give her a massage to relax her
- >Elsa spaghetti's hard, starts stuttering, can't talk
- >Makes an excuse to go shower
- >Spends forever in the shower letting the water run over her, relaxing, feeling her body
- >After the shower she's ready
- >Both in their pajamas Elsa lays down and breathes deep to relax
- No.57157380
- >>57144831
- Pt 2
- >Elsa gets out of the shower and changes
- >Anna tells Elsa "Hey I set up your alarms and wake up calls! You don't have to worry about anything!!"
- >Elsa stutters to thank her
- >"So how about that massage now!?" asked Anna
- >Elsa managed to nod, her mouth dry
- >Now Elsa is lying down on the hotel bed in skimpy pajamas, spaghetti strap top and flannel pants.
- >Anna starts massaging Elsa's shoulders and Elsa lets out a long relaxed sigh and closes her eyes
- >Anna massages down Elsa's back and sides. She leans down by her head and whispers sweet nothings to her
- >Starts rubbing down Elsa's lower back slowly
- >Elsa cannot move because she is terrified she'll end the moment but her body responds to Anna's touch
- >Anna starts on Elsa's legs, starting low and working her way up and up working out all the knots and kniks.
- >Elsa can't talk but her body is squirming and moving to Anna's touch
- >Anna's hand moves higher and higher up her thighs
- >She's just about to breach the waistline of her pants
- >BRANG BRANG BRANG BRANG BRANG
- >WHA- HUH- ALARM
- >Wake up in confusion
- >As they rush to the tournament Anna tells me I fell asleep as soon as she touched my shoulders
- >We both just slept on top of the covers not touching
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- No.57171603
- >Elsa in bed in boyshorts
- >She got Anna lingerie as a gift
- >Anna makes Elsa watch her model it
- >Anna doesn't noticed how turned on Elsa is
- >Gives her a big thank you hug wearing the lingerie
- >Goes on a little too long
- >Elsa is blushing really hard and mumbles an excuse to go to bed
- >Falls asleep watching a lesbian movie and facebook stalking Anna
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- r9k Elsa headcanons (there's more out there but these cover most of it):
- No.57195601
- Well, a running count of stuff I know about her is...
- She isn't really that bad off. Most of it is in her head. She's actually quite attractive, but she just never seems to change her dirty sweatshirts or wash her hair after she graduated college. Umm... that's all I got.
- No.57195668
- >she was just cold and distant and all of her achievements in high school kinda alienated some people.
- Yeah, that was one of the important points.
- Elsa's smart, she's also dedicated and hard worker (which would also translate to something like her gaming as well) so she'd get plenty of academic achievements.
- That combined with her awkwardness/social anxiety makes her seem like cold/distant ice queen so no one really ever approached her to be friend or gave her love besides her sister.
- And that feeds into itself, she has complexes and issues and no one is reaching out to her except for her sister so she becomes more and more reliant on her sister's love and also becomes more in love with her sister untill she realises that it's more than just sisterly love and realises she realy really really really really wants to have sex with her sister, which goes back into "I'm disgusting pervert" which messes her up even more.
- No.57196125
- That ambiguity is a big part of the AU, I feel, because Elsa doesn't really know how Anna feels about her.
- And Elsa in the AU (and kind of in canon, even) has confidence issues and she, as was noted already, sees herself as pervert/human trash/robot and she has a massive lady boner for her sister, so anytime Anna gets intimate or touchy feely with her, Elsa has starts imagining/interpreting it as sexual but she also immediatley chastises herself for interpreting it as such because Anna isn't like that, and this conflict gives her lot of trouble and sleepless nights.
- Especially when Anna does something like pose for her naked, Elsa has impossible time figuring out is that something sister's would normally do or is Anna flirting with her.
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- No.57219777
- >Elsa walking alone towards the student parking lot
- >hears people making plans for tonight
- >Elsa signs, all her plans are studying and going through Anna's social media pictures again, like she always does
- >suddenly feels someone hug her from the back
- >'where you going, Elsa' Anna asks before pulling back
- >'h-home...' Elsa eyes Anna up and down, noticing her tight shorts and shirt and knee pads
- >'wouldn't you rather cheer me on tonight's volleyball game?' Anna leans forward and takes Elsa's hands
- >the thought of watching Anna and the other girls jumping and bending over quickly in their tight shorts overwhelms Elsa and she passes out
- >Anna takes her to the nurses office before going to the game
- >Elsa wakes up later in her room with a note on her forehead
- >'You passed out again, Elsa, i would've loved to see you cheering me on. Mother had to pick you up after the game. Out for dinner with the team, we won <3!! Don't go to bed early, i want to show you the trophy'
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- Hans/Kristoff speculation:
- No.57266672
- Hans is THE evil ex, the one that you used to be forbidden to speak about openly in front of Anna but now the target of regular derision by her and the family. Kristoff I picture not much removed from his character in the movie-a big brawny guy and a little awkward around people but with a big heart and really affectionate around animals. The whole family loves him, and even Elsa has warmed up to him despite her initial coldness, and concedes that he's the kind of guy Anna needs in her life.
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