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  1. /r9k/elsa content other than straight up greentext posts like http://pastebin.com/djSk2Mqt
  2. last updated 01/01/2014 20:45 EST [added cyborg R FFN link]
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  5. Cyborg R stories:
  6.     https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9980448/1/r9kElsa-and-cyborgPunzel
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  8. No.57142615
  9. >And since Anna would obviously be in some sort of sports club in her high school she'd have good, slightly muscular body.
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  11. >Depressed Elsa inside
  12. >Anna drags her out to a soccer(?) game
  13. >Elsa is turned on by all the toned women
  14. >Notices Anna's fit body
  15. >Tries to bring it up by asking how she works out
  16. >Anna gets super excited and starts going on and on about exercising together
  17. >Elsa fantasizes about working out with Anna
  18. >Short shorts, running, locker room, yoga, tennis, etc etc
  19. >Anna snaps her out of daydreaming
  20. >They hug goodbye
  21. >Elsa feels so safe and happy in the hug
  22. >Elsa goes to sleep wrapped tight in a blanket pretending it's Anna cuddling
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  26. Dear diary,
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  28. Elsa is getting worse. She made a nude drawing of Anna. I don't know how much longer Anna can stay in the dark about her sister's crush on her. I think at some level, she's actually playing dumb about the whole thing. The drawing was pretty, though. At least Elsa can move on to Vilppu now. Wiggedy wiggedy blablabla (rest of the entry about her date with Eugene and her sighing about how she's disappointed in herself for falling for a bad boy.)
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  31. MATHLETE SAGA
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  34. >Elsa is sad
  35. >There is a traffic jam on the bridge and Anna cannot watch her at the math championship
  36. >she is failing her team, they are losing by a few points all because of her fault
  37. >suddenly she hears a cheer in the back of the auditorium
  38. >"GOOOOO ELSAAA! KICK THEIR NERD ASSES!"
  39. >It's Anna, covered in sweat and mud and rain, next to a bicycle that is probably too small by far for her
  40. >Anna biked through the woods in the rain on a kid's bike just to make the meet.
  41. >Anna gets kicked out of auditorium for cursing and yelling. It is still an academic function after all
  42. >That's all that Elsa needs, though.
  43. >Beats the shit out of the opponents. Nobody can hear anything but Elsa's buzzer
  44. >Wins the championship by over 50 points or some crazy amount
  45. >Next day Anna writes about it in the paper
  46. >Elsa gets even more alienated, but it's okay.
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  50. Oh the nerves
  51. >Elsa and Anna riding together to the hotel
  52. >Elsa has butterflies in her stomach, Anna talks and talks.
  53. >Elsa is too nervous to talk and she says like 5 things
  54. >Sharing a room with a bed and pull out couch
  55. >Elsa manages a nervous joke about the couch
  56. >They go out to dinner together at a fancy restaurant
  57. >Anna being so jokey and light hearted it loosens up Elsa, they're smiling having fun.
  58. >Going back to the hotel, Elsa says she's tired and wants to rest for the competition
  59. >Anna offers to give her a massage to relax her
  60. >Elsa spaghetti's hard, starts stuttering, can't talk
  61. >Makes an excuse to go shower
  62. >Spends forever in the shower letting the water run over her, relaxing, feeling her body
  63. >After the shower she's ready
  64. >Both in their pajamas Elsa lays down and breathes deep to relax
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  68. >>57144831
  69. Pt 2
  70. >Elsa gets out of the shower and changes
  71. >Anna tells Elsa "Hey I set up your alarms and wake up calls! You don't have to worry about anything!!"
  72. >Elsa stutters to thank her
  73. >"So how about that massage now!?" asked Anna
  74. >Elsa managed to nod, her mouth dry
  75. >Now Elsa is lying down on the hotel bed in skimpy pajamas, spaghetti strap top and flannel pants.
  76. >Anna starts massaging Elsa's shoulders and Elsa lets out a long relaxed sigh and closes her eyes
  77. >Anna massages down Elsa's back and sides. She leans down by her head and whispers sweet nothings to her
  78. >Starts rubbing down Elsa's lower back slowly
  79. >Elsa cannot move because she is terrified she'll end the moment but her body responds to Anna's touch
  80. >Anna starts on Elsa's legs, starting low and working her way up and up working out all the knots and kniks.
  81. >Elsa can't talk but her body is squirming and moving to Anna's touch
  82. >Anna's hand moves higher and higher up her thighs
  83. >She's just about to breach the waistline of her pants
  84. >BRANG BRANG BRANG BRANG BRANG
  85. >WHA- HUH- ALARM
  86. >Wake up in confusion
  87. >As they rush to the tournament Anna tells me I fell asleep as soon as she touched my shoulders
  88. >We both just slept on top of the covers not touching
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  92. >Elsa in bed in boyshorts
  93. >She got Anna lingerie as a gift
  94. >Anna makes Elsa watch her model it
  95. >Anna doesn't noticed how turned on Elsa is
  96. >Gives her a big thank you hug wearing the lingerie
  97. >Goes on a little too long
  98. >Elsa is blushing really hard and mumbles an excuse to go to bed
  99. >Falls asleep watching a lesbian movie and facebook stalking Anna
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  102. r9k Elsa headcanons (there's more out there but these cover most of it):
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  104. Well, a running count of stuff I know about her is...
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  106. She isn't really that bad off. Most of it is in her head. She's actually quite attractive, but she just never seems to change her dirty sweatshirts or wash her hair after she graduated college. Umm... that's all I got.
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  110. >she was just cold and distant and all of her achievements in high school kinda alienated some people.
  111. Yeah, that was one of the important points.
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  113. Elsa's smart, she's also dedicated and hard worker (which would also translate to something like her gaming as well) so she'd get plenty of academic achievements.
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  115. That combined with her awkwardness/social anxiety makes her seem like cold/distant ice queen so no one really ever approached her to be friend or gave her love besides her sister.
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  117. And that feeds into itself, she has complexes and issues and no one is reaching out to her except for her sister so she becomes more and more reliant on her sister's love and also becomes more in love with her sister untill she realises that it's more than just sisterly love and realises she realy really really really really wants to have sex with her sister, which goes back into "I'm disgusting pervert" which messes her up even more.
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  121. That ambiguity is a big part of the AU, I feel, because Elsa doesn't really know how Anna feels about her.
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  123. And Elsa in the AU (and kind of in canon, even) has confidence issues and she, as was noted already, sees herself as pervert/human trash/robot and she has a massive lady boner for her sister, so anytime Anna gets intimate or touchy feely with her, Elsa has starts imagining/interpreting it as sexual but she also immediatley chastises herself for interpreting it as such because Anna isn't like that, and this conflict gives her lot of trouble and sleepless nights.
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  125. Especially when Anna does something like pose for her naked, Elsa has impossible time figuring out is that something sister's would normally do or is Anna flirting with her.
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  130. >Elsa walking alone towards the student parking lot
  131. >hears people making plans for tonight
  132. >Elsa signs, all her plans are studying and going through Anna's social media pictures again, like she always does
  133. >suddenly feels someone hug her from the back
  134. >'where you going, Elsa' Anna asks before pulling back
  135. >'h-home...' Elsa eyes Anna up and down, noticing her tight shorts and shirt and knee pads
  136. >'wouldn't you rather cheer me on tonight's volleyball game?' Anna leans forward and takes Elsa's hands
  137. >the thought of watching Anna and the other girls jumping and bending over quickly in their tight shorts overwhelms Elsa and she passes out
  138. >Anna takes her to the nurses office before going to the game
  139. >Elsa wakes up later in her room with a note on her forehead
  140. >'You passed out again, Elsa, i would've loved to see you cheering me on. Mother had to pick you up after the game. Out for dinner with the team, we won <3!! Don't go to bed early, i want to show you the trophy'
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  144. Hans/Kristoff speculation:
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  148. Hans is THE evil ex, the one that you used to be forbidden to speak about openly in front of Anna but now the target of regular derision by her and the family. Kristoff I picture not much removed from his character in the movie-a big brawny guy and a little awkward around people but with a big heart and really affectionate around animals. The whole family loves him, and even Elsa has warmed up to him despite her initial coldness, and concedes that he's the kind of guy Anna needs in her life.
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