/r9k/ elsa archive 1

No.56986243

>tfw massive bitch to little sister

>tfw I just wanna cuddle her

 

H-hold me, robots. I'm such an asshole. ;_;

 

Ugh... feel with me.

 

>retarded cousin R of ours visits

>almost a clone of my sister A

>both of them barge into my room

>just trying to keep it in

>can't let my power levels show, sister and cousin look up to me

>they try to talk their normalfag talk with me, but all I do is nod and smile

>eventually lose interest

>cousin somehow gets on my computer

>Well, whatever, what can possibly...

>"Oh hey, E! I didn't know you browsed /r9k/ too!"

>biggest WTF moment of my life, sister asks cousin what /r9k/ is

>Cousin looks at me.

>sheknows.jpg

>"Uh, nothing. Just a forum about robots and stuff. I used to browse it too sometimes before I started hanging out with Eugene."

>Sweating bullets, cold spaghetti coming out of my underwear

>Cousin looks at me again.

>Such pity. So understand

>I feel sick.

>Sister doesn't seem to care though, and eventually they leave for some normalfag double date or something

>before they leave, cousin looks at me

>"I felt those feels, robot. It can change."

>spaghetti intensifies and I slam the door, commence crying into my pillow

 

R, if you're reading this, you suck and I can normalfag like you did. D:

 

 

No.57072376

>tfw sister finally breaks up with lying, backstabbing ginger boyfriend

>Yes, now is my chance

>Dress nice, get hair styled, practice dance moves

>This time for sure I'll get her to love me

>Wait for her to come home, do my best to look sexy on the stairs

>"Hey, just bought my new bf! Isn't he alpha?"

>tfw she brings 6'4' blonde aryan man mountain that reeks of testosterone

>lock myself in room and never come out

 

Omega feels?

 

 

No.57075886

>too many feels

>just want to take my mind off of it for even one second

>start cutting myself but chicken out before it gets too deep

>sister seems them, gets worried

>finally, validation!

>sister says I should stop using the loofah because I'm getting scratches

 

I guess I only have myself to blame. I could only sneak a butter knife into my room.

 

 

No.57076620

>downstairs eating while sister is on her laptop

>"Oh, look anonette! I just saw something about that site you're always on."

>turns the screen.

>REDDIT

>herewego.jpg

>"Ugh... it says here that that place is full of incest and pedos lovers. Can you believe there are actually people like that?"

>Haha. Yeah. Man, there sure are some sickos in this world, huh?

>Look at the screencap

>It's one of my tfw threads

>"This girl is really sick, though. Look at all the stuff she wants to do to her sister. Gross."

>Haha, y-yeah. S-she should kill herself.

 

Fucking reddit.

 

 

No.57077328

>tfw little sister wants to hang out with you all the time

>tfw you're a depressed, NEET shut-in that just wants to be left alone

>tfw you can see she genuinely loves you

>tfw she always makes time for you no matter what

>tfw she smiles even if you tell her to go away

>tfw she just sits on your bed even if you don't talk to her just so she can be near you

>tfw she always tells you about her day

>tfw she loves you

>tfw she loves you

>tfw she loves you

>tfw too far gone to show her how much she means to you in return

>tfw it doesn't matter to her, she loves you for who you are

 

I'm fucking crying, /r9k/. She was in my room for three hours just reading and telling me about stuff. I can still feel her hand on my shoulder where she squeezed it before she went to bed. I can't handle these feels anymore, /r9k/. I just want to do good by her.

 

 

No.57083376

>Get a call later that night from cousin R

>normalfag cousin tells me all I have to do is get out of the house sometimes

>says that you just have to look

>"Your attitude sucks, you should turn that around if you don't want to be foreveralone."

>"Just get a new haircut."

>"Why don't you go out in the sun sometimes? You need a tan."

>"You need to get off of /r9k/. Try /fit/!"

>"I used to be just like you!"

 

It hurts because she knows how to speak robot. It hurts so bad.

 

 

No.57083674

>be on /r9k/

>cleaned up my act, just there to feel feels with robots even though I've gone full cyborg now with my bf (inb4 grill attentionwhore)

>see wincest thread

>some fag whining about wanting to get into sister's pants

>posts pic of sister

>It's my cousin

>I know that she only has a sister

>Oh fuck, my other cousin is a robot incest siscon

>it's an abstract kind of feel

 

My cousin, the robot one, isn't even that bad looking either. I still can't believe she posted her sister's pic, though. Jeez/

 

 

No.57086739

>tfw cousin R is kind of staging an intervention

>tfw it's a shitty one and she's the only one there

>tfw it's in my room

>tfw awkward as fuck

>"Umm... you should cheer up."

>tfw cousin R can't think of anything better to say despite all the stuff she said on the phone

>tfw when she's getting depressed

>tfw she starts saying stuff about how terrible she is, how she shouldn't have gotten out of bed that morning, how she didn't know what she was thinking

>tfw I can finally, finally see that robot in her

>tfw I hug her and she cries

>tfw we're all just going "a bloo bloo bloo bloo"

>tfw we're just spouting /r9k/ memes at each other while we laughcry

>tfw she hugs me one more time before anybody else comes home and finds out about why she visited

>"Sorry. I spilled my spaghetti there, anonette."

>tfw I say 'I know that feel' and mean it.

 

All in all, it was a good day.

 

 

No.57116502

>do nothing but schlick to redhead porn all day

>thirsty

>go downstairs

>sister is there by the fridge

>she smiles at me, I smile back

>Oh, sister A, if only you knew what you did to me...

>Get a glass of water

>just standing by the fridge, filling up my glass

>sister looks puzzled for some reason

>"Hey, anonette?"

>Yeah, sister A?

>"Are we having fish tonight? You smell like you went grocery shopping."

>mumble something about wanting sushi and scurrying away

 

Now I have to go to the store without my sister seeing me and make fish for dinner...

 

 

No.57116759

>tfw laundry day

>tfw go into sister's room

>I'm doing a load. Want to throw anything in?

>"Yeah, sure anonette. My hamper has a few things in it if you're doing delicates."

>Check her hamper

>jackpot.swf

 

 

No.57117383

>tfw parents force me to chaperon my sister A and my cousin R with their dates again

>the horror.png

>Going out to a homestyle Italian place

>bored

>God, will they ever stop talking about sports

>Ugh, I hate you Chad McThundercock.

>Ugh, why do you have to be so normalfag, sis?

>Ugh, sis and cousin talking about hair AGAIN

>Ugh, why are there so many brats in this fucking place?

>Ugh so noisy

>Ugh

>suddenly, hear a crash

>turn around

>some kid threw his plate on the floor, pasta everywhere

>cousin R snorts and laughs

>"Guess she spilled her spaghetti."

>The boyfriends and my sister just stare at her blankly.

>cousin R says nothing

>shit-eating grin on my face

 

Hahahaha. Hide your power levels better next time!

 

 

No.57118379

>eating dinner

>last piece of gravlax

>give it to sister A

>"Aww, thanks anonette."

>kisses my cheek

 

D-does she want to fuck, /r9k/?

 

 

No.57119573

>tfw tired of the mess in my room

>God, I eat too much fucking fish

>get garbage bag, start putting away all the cans, bags, and boxes

>fill up three bags

>go downstairs to put it in the bin

>sister A is on the stairs too

>I have three bags of nothing but fish packaging

>tfw parents only buy see-through white plastic trash bags

>tfw awkward minute of sister staring at the massive amounts of fish that I consume.

>sister smiles

>"Oh right! Trash day is tomorrow. Thanks for reminding me, anonette!"

>smiles and helps me with my bags of fish garbage

>consider jumping inside the trash bin after sister goes back in the house so I can be with the rest of the rubbish at the dump

 

 

No.57120203

>be browsing for redhead incest porn

>fake, fake. Those two aren't even related. Faaaake. Why is this so fucking hard?

>give up and read fanfiction incest instead

>spend 35 minutes trying to find a good story based one

>give up and read one of the old ones i've already read

>get into schlicking

>usually face the laptop screen to the door and cover myself with a blanket

>mom barges in instinctively close tabs and open empty one

>tells me to take out the trash and leaving it for dad to do in the hall is shitty

>bitch die in a shipwreck

>close compu to take out the trash

>get back

>sis in room

>sis on my computer

>sis on my fucking computer with that fucking incest fanfiction still on firefox

>she's a chromefag "oh hey sis just need showtimes to the hunger games 2. "

>spaghetti slowly leaking down my legs

>she leaves

>she didn't invite me this time

 

 

No.57120698

>only person in house, parents out and lil sister out with her friends

>go to make ramen

>not bothering to put on pants

>start the water

>randomly inspired to clean my filthy room by the water heating for some reason

>clean up bowl tower by putting them in the sink for mom to do later

>face laundry hamper which is now a giant wad on the ground

>havent done laundry in over a month and it reeks

>start separating dirty from non-dirty because i throw clean clothes into the dirty hamper

>"clean" lol.

>take the wad to the washer in the basement

>throw it all in not turning anything inside aint nobody got time for that shit

>go check on water

>not even a fucking bubble. plate that shit

>randomly walk down to basement again

>wondering what i even came down here for when i see lil sisters panties

>they're cute and basic looking

>streak is in the center of them

>get really fucking wet

>realize i'm holding my sisters panties in the basement with no fucking pants

 

/r9k/ what the fuck have i become?

 

 

No.57121156

fuck /r9k/ i've done it. I've passed into the sick fucking individual zone. i posted a short greentext about getting turned on by my sisters panties. didn't do anything with them at the time. well just fucking now:

>be up late browsing 4chan and playing warcraft

>suddenly remember i did the laundry earlier and the wet clothes are still in the washer

>that was five hours ago. its 2am now.

>go down to the basement to move them all into the dryer

>see sis/A's panties again

>wonder if i can take them into my room

>realize how fucking sick i am

>move wet clothes into dryer and shove one of the little smell sheets inside.

>the panties are making me lose my fucking mind at this point

>keep wondering what they smell like. there's clearly a fucking stain in the center where her pussy would have been

>this is so sick

>pick them up out of the wastebasket. put them against my nose

>big deep inhale

>literally so wet i could drown a reindeer

>what am i smelling? maybe its cum?

>fucking wet electric tingles all over my pussy

>stick out my tongue

>put it right into the panties center

>weird ice fucking power spreads all over the washer in swirls

>fucking amazing holy shit

>has she had sex? with that k guy she's friends with?

>why did i have that fucking thought???

>feel like i'm going to throw up

>realize i sniffed and licked my sisters panties

>feel like i'm going to double throw up

>just went up back to room to type this all out

 

 

No.57122409

>be stalking sister on facebook

>don't actually have a facebook or anything like that social networking is stupid

>tfw no gf

>look through her older pictures religiously. don't have the courage to actually save them to my harddrive

>fucking douche, lets call him 'k', commenting on every other picture

>this guy is a fucking loser, no job, no car so sister has to drive him, smells like shit constantly and makes these stupid fucking jokes by making animals talk in this weird voice

>have no idea if they're fucking. she closed out their messages once when i walked by

>tfw the thought of sister being with someone as huge a loser as k

 

 

No.57123188

>Wake up

>wtf, why is the house so noisy

>go downstairs

>cousin R is there with her whole family

>fucking fuckity fuck, I forgot today was thanksgiving

>look like I just crawled out from under my bed

>I am the brown stained sweatpants monster

>aunt looking at me with pity, mom looking at me with daughterIamdisappoint

>scurry away to shower and change

 

Not the worst part though.

 

>Eating at the table

>bearmode uncle and dad talking about having to deal with their daughters boyfriends and stuff

>sister A and cousin R looking embarrassed

>"Haha, at least you don't have to worry about that with me, right papa?"

>said it before I could think about it

>Jesus fuck, did I just say that out loud?

>dad coughs and just nods

>cousin R shakes her head

>Bearmode uncle clears his throat and starts talking about football

 

>I am crying spaghetti treats

 

 

No.57123970

>Be depressed in bed

>Sister comes in to cheer me up

>Drags me out of bed to local restaurants

>We end up going to look at cute puppies and kittens

>Keeps happening with different activities, sports, being outside, exercises

>tfw my sister is too good for me and I don't deserve her

 

 

No.57127020

>tfw perfect, qtp2t strawberry blond manic girlfriend

>tfw relationship built on trust and mutual understanding

>tfw knowing each other for years, watching each other grow, friends to best friends to lovers to soulmates

>tfw the sounds she makes

>tfw happy life in the city

>tfw she laughs

>tfw she looks into my eyes

>tfw she says "I love you."

>tfw when just holding her in bed, her head resting on my chest, just the two of us in the entire universe.

>tfw the slow love making, finally, finally being able to touch her

 

And then my alarm goes off and I wake up.

 

Why do I always wake up, robots?

 

 

No.57127963

>tfw parents force you to chaperone little sister at a party

>tfw too beta to tell her to stop underage drinking

>tfw party is too loud

>tfw the place is too hot

>tfw music sucks

>tfw curlbros trying to hit on me

>tfw missing a SoO heroic raid for this

 

But that's not the worst part

 

>tfw finding out sister can't hold alcohol

>tfw she slut dances all over me

>tfw she says this will get the boys to like us

>Sister is really, really, catastrophically wasted

>tfw sister starts making out with me

>oh god my terrible secret ladyboners

>tfw it's too much

>tfw vomiting into drunk sister's mouth

>I can't stop vomiting

>tfw sister can't handle it and passes out

>tfw crying, dragging knocked out sister to the car, covered in barf

>tfw pulled over by the cops because can't drive with bitch tears eyes

 

At least my sister was blackout and doesn't remember anything from last night.

 

FML, eating a revolver later tonight.

 

 

No.57131973

>loli threads flooding /r9k/

>I may be siscon, but at least I'm not as pathetic as these guys!

>superiorfeels.jpg

>later that day

>"Hey anonette! Check it out! I found my pre-k album!"

>Flip through sister's photos

>too adorable, dying from DAAAWWWW

>later that night, see another loli thread on /r9k/

>take a long, hard look at my life

 

I never asked for these feels.

 

 

No.57140241

>A says that I need a hobby to express myself with

>take up drawing

>went on /ic/ for advice but all they told me was to learn my "FUCKING LOOMIS"

>getting kind of good at it after a while, studying the paintings in the salon and the old suits of armour

>try to improve my anatomy by drawing nudes

>go through a million photos and none of my studies look good

>wish i could get a live model but im too afraid to ask anyone

>find photo of redhead oneday

>she looks just like A

>begin drawing her in a mad fit of inspiration using everything ive learned so far

>hours later i have the best damn drawing ive ever made

>sis comes in with a plate from dinner

>she sees the sketch

>ohgodohgodohgodohgod what will she think

>"Wow E! This one looks incredible! I knew you had talent, all you had to do was bring it out!"

>"Haha hey, don't you think the girl in this pic kinda looks like me? Maybe I should pose for you sometime!"

>u-u-um yeah that would be...neat i guess

>tfw i know my meager skills could never do her flawless grace justice

 

 

No.57142069

>continue my secret shame of drawing my sister

>need some more reference pics

>don't want to use album pics

>too chicken to ask sister to pose

>go on facebook to find some candid shots

>cousin R uploaded her new painting

>fucking genius tier photo realistic sketches of sister A

>comment is "was bored and A was over. Did some scribbles"

>tfw stop drawing for 2 weeks while I cry into my pillow

 

Demotivational feels

 

 

No.57142796

>Tell sister I wanna watch sports movie

>She gets super happy and suggests Stick It

>We watch that night

>Cuddles next to me under blanket

>too scared to make move

>tfw what if it doesn't happen again

>that mix of shame for not reacting and enjoying what did happen

 

 

No.57143403

>sister's lacrosse team makes it to state finals

>argh, it's too hot to be out

>ugh, it's so loud

>eww, people are touching me

>see sister in short shorts

>worth it

>game is going okay

>trying to cheer but voice hurts after first shout. No point anyway since no one can hear me

>suddenly sister gets punched in the face

>black out

>wake up later in the school clinic

>sister is holding my hand

>laughs and told me I went apeshit

>cussed out everyone and everything and ran down the bleachers trying to get to her

>tripped and knocked my head on to the gatorade cooler

>kisses me on my booboo

>"I can't ask for a better big sister."

>burst into treats

 

She just thought my head hurt again after she kissed it and called the nurse. Didn't have the heart ask her to stay.

 

 

No.57143907

>>57143403

>next day

>sore throat from screaming

>Really, really sore, can taste blood sometimes

>sister sees

>so concern, such love

>makes me hot chocolate every day to make me feel better

>one more hour every day where we just hang out together

>best feels

>two weeks later

>find out I have a severe throat infection because of all the sugar I've been guzzling and I need a tonsilectomy

>stillworthit.jpg

 

 

No.57149439

>Sister makes me get out of bed

>We have to decorate for Christmas

>Sister has santa hat and santa dress/skirt on. It's not meant to be sexy but it's turning me on

>Lots of contorting, bending, and body contact with the decorations. Bending over to place stuff close to the ground, leaning over each other to put stuff up etc etc.

>Getting lots of looks at my sister bending over and seeing her butt or looking down her cleavage

>Accidently grind against each other a couple of times

>I get flustered have to sit down

>Santa Baby comes on radio

>Oh no.jpeg

>Sister starts singing and dancing to it for me

>Blushing intensely

>Try to change subject ask her when she wants to wrap presents

>She puts a sticky bow on me, says "All done" and gives me the sweetest smile

>I have to run to my room and freak out over this

[spoiler]>Realize after jumping into bed my panties are soaked and you can maybe tell[/spoiler]

 

 

No.57165888

>Napping in bed

>Sister A comes and wakes me up for dinner

>She's cooked me a full spaghetti dinner

>I try not to eat messily and fail

>A finds this funny and giggles at me

>Blushing intensifies

>Eventually get up to wash off in the bathroom

>As I come back hear A on phone

>I think it's with cousin R, they're planning weekend party plans

>I come back and A makes a joke about the date going badly

>Ask who was on the phone

>Says it's R, who just finished a new art piece. Suddenly A invites me out with them to art show

>I can't think straight

>Food falls out of my mouth

>I think I manage a yes

>A freaks out and gets all hyper and huggy with me

>She starts getting super excited about things like shopping for an outfit and meeting new people

>I'm only just now realizing what happened

 

The fuck do I do now?

 

 

No.57165995 (her first post on 4chan, made on /adv/)

I don't know how I'm actually supposed to start these things, but this is the first site I saw about it that wasn't just made out of nothing but porn.

 

I think I'm starting to have feelings about my sister. I'm in a really weird place in my life, I guess. I just graduated college, but it just feels like a piece of paper. I don't want to get a job, and I just feel tired all the time. My parents seem to want me to do something, but I don't even know what that something is. I feel like a prisoner in my own house.

 

My sister is the only good thing about my life anymore. She smiles at me, she comforts me. She makes me feel like an actual decent person. We were really close as kids, and I've always loved her the most, but nowadays it's different. I think I've been dreaming about her. She's been talking about dating guys now, and I can feel something like, jealousy? It's making me feel like trash.

 

But I can't stop myself. I know it's not normal for sisters, but whenever we hug, I feel something that I've never really felt for a guy before. And when she kisses me, I just keep thinking about how those lips would feel if she only put them somewhere else.

 

I masturbated for the first time in 2 years last night, and it was to a picture of her in a bikini. Wow. I can't believe I just typed all that out. I feel a lighter getting that off my chest, but I know this isn't natural. I keep seeing 4chan being a place to talk about this, and you guys are the advice board. What should I do?

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TL; DR

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Take it to /b/ fag

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>mfw this bitch thinks this is /r9k/

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Come to /adv/ with real problems, not your weirdo fapfic.

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If real, post pic of sister

 

 

No.57169084

Good feels thread, /r9k/?

 

>eating chocolate ice cream out of the tub

>hanging out with adorable sister

 

...

 

>tfw no more good feels

>tfw good feels thread turns to bad feels thread

 

Bad feels thread

 

 

No.57170657

>tfw she takes the last lutefisk slice

>tfw she eats my chocolate

>tfw she finishes the sandwich I was still enjoying

 

In retrospect, I should probably stop offering her all this food in the first place.

 

 

No.57170845

>tfw doing online surveys for Christmas present money

>tfw surveys being sent to me are always for lesbian cruises

>and lesbian hikes

>lesbian board games

>lesbian dating sites

>lesbian escorts

>lesbian underwear

 

I just want to buy my sister a fucking sweater. Incidentally, I now know that there is specific underwear for lesbians.

 

 

No.57177701

>christmas is coming up

>A is a huge christmas freak and loves to do all the classic holiday crap

>invites me to go out caroling with R and K christmas eve

>torn between wanting to spend time with A and loathing the thought of making strangers listen to my horrific singing voice

>she manages to drag me out at last

>its snowing lightly and we've gone to the town square and sang under the big tree for a while

>my throat hurts

>weve already sang this one already

>my ears are cold

>i wish i was at home eating fish

>finally we head home and say goodbye to R and K

>as we walk up to the front steps of our house A leans in close to me

>"E"

>"um, yeah A?"

>oh jeez

>i can feel her breath on me

>have her eyes always been this bright

>she puts her hand on my shoulder

>hhnnnnggg that smile i cant take it

>"I just wanted to say you sang beautifully tonight"

>MAXIMUM AUTISM MODE ENGAGED

>i slip and fall right there on the slippery walk

>accidentally pull A down with me and we collapse right on the pavement

>i hit my head and im bleeding all over the fresh fallen snow

>"shit! E, are you alright?"

>my head is throbbing and dizzy as shit

>i look up to see A who's still on top of me with a look of shock and concern on her perfect face

>"y-you too"

 

 

No.57182135

>writing 50k word fanfic expressing love for strawberry qt3.14

>it becomes popular with /co/mrades

>know she doesn't read fanfic

>secretly hope she finds it anyway

>check traffic stats religiously

>tfw no readers from arendelle

 

should i even bother continuing, robots?

 

 

No.57200047

>TFW SCORED WICKED TICKETS

>TFW PUMPED

>PUUUUUUUUMPED

>WICKEEEEEED

>Delirious, morphine happy

>Delirious because WICKED TICKETS FOR SISTER'S BIRTHDAY

>WICKED

>SISTER'S BIRTHDAY

>YEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

 

But of course, this is /r9k/, robots. We can't have nice things...

 

>sister's birthday

>give her present

>"OMG, SO AWESOME! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!"

>besthug

>"This is perfect! This'll be the best date for me and K! You're the greatest, anonette!"

>This is what dying a million times feels like

 

 

No.57200281

>half-heartedly searching for work

>moms been putting the pressure on lately cause she thinks ive "let my future get away from me"

>bitch i never had a future to lose with this useless-ass degree

>several days later i get a call for an interview

>i feel equal parts elated and terrified

>A helps me prepare by picking out clothes and drilling me on the usual questions

>"okay E, where do you see yourself in 5 years?"

>embracing you in my arms and never letting go for all time

>thats where

>day of the interview comes, i still don't feel prepared

>i barely get there on time, the dude who interviews me keeps starring at my chest

>for the first time in years i see an honest-to-god non-demotivational poster hanging on the office wall

>by the time its over i know i botched it and just want to die

>come home in a huff, A is waiting for me with the biggest smile

>she can already tell it didn't go well and gives me a hug

>"aw E don't worry, no matter what i want you to know that im rooting for you, no matter what."

>the tears, they come

>i wonder if she would still say that if she knew the truth

 

 

No.57219433

>sister is outgoing and bubbly

>makes friends easily

>people love her

>I want that so much but...I can't

>I hate them all

>want to an hero so bad

 

 

No.57229391

>Hyper sister downstairs opening up presents

>Can hear her squealing every time she opens another one

>Cousin R and her family are over too

>R knocked on my door to get me to come out and try some egg nog earlier

>Just ignored her

>R and Sister A must have both gotten the same thing because now they're arguing about who looks better in a christmas sweater

>Wish I could nuzzle my face against A's boobs through a wool sweater

>Once they're eating dinner I'll go and unwrap my presents

>Hopefully nobody will notice me

>Going to wear my headphones and listen to Tatu while I'm out there

>Maybe I'll steal some ham from the kitchen

 

 

No.57236603

>hear that the ice rink at the park is open

>think about how much fun A and me used to have skating when we were kids

>it was one of the few things i was ever better at than her

>figure there's no way she wants to go with me or if she does she'll invite K or R instead

>finally manage to ask her if she wants to go anyway

>A lights up and agrees enthusiastically

>we go the next day and it turns out im still a natural on the ice

>A fumbles and swerves all around the rink like she always did as a kid

>just as shes about to fall i catch her in my arms

>"just in time there E! haha i think im gonna have to hold on to you for a while longer"

>she takes my hand and i help steady her

>shes laughing and smiling holding tight to me

>im laughing and smiling too

>now if there were only a way to make this moment last forever

 

 

No.57240056

>decide to check out /lgbt/

>lesbian general exists (kek)

>it has a tc

>butches camwhoring

>absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>lurk anyway

>they're talking about dwarf fort

>f-fuck

>bitch about straight normalfag girl crushes

>don't say I'm siscon

>they get it

>2am, decide to get food

>sister A is in the kitchen

>"It's almost Christmas!"

>she was too excited to sleep, baking cookies for Santa

>it's December 22nd

>too cute to handle

>asks me about my day

>spaghetti, stuttering

>say "Uh, I made friends."

>why the fuck did I even say that

>her whole face lights up

>"You should invite them over, anonette!!"

>starts talking about how we can take them out ice skating with Cousin R

>I flee back to my room

>tfw her whole face lit up because she thought you finally made friends

>tfw you were lying

>tfw you were lying, but it was the closest you've been in weeks

>tfw she probably worries about you

>tfw you just want to make her happy

 

fuck me in the eye

 

 

No.57240457

>Get moved up a grade in school

>Not in a class with sister anymore, shitsux

>But new older more mature people to be friends with and talk intellectual stuff with, maybe I'll be optimistic for once

>Get to class, god these kids are all so big

>All these eyes on me, I hate it, oh no this is the worst idea

>Teacher introduces me, I mumble some stuff about myself, say that I enjoy books and reading, look around hoping someone looks interested

>They're all mean looking

>Go sit down

>Teacher leaves to get something, try to talk to person next to me

>"What did you say New Girl?"

>Repeat myself

>"What?"

>Repeat again

>"Could you speak up?"

>Yell "NOTHING"

>She glares at me, tells me to chill out, scoffs and turns away

>Super embarrassed now, turn away from her

>Now everyone is looking at me

>They're all so big and mean and angry

>Just lay my head on my desk

>How did I fuck it up so quick

>That night

>Complain to sister about it

>She gets super sad for me, like way too sad

>Makes me come out and hang with her and her friends

>tfw sister is charming and funny and smart and I keep saying dumb things and embarrassing her

>[blushing intensifies]

>she laughs at my jokes anyway

>all her friends are giving me strange looks

>eventually have to excuse myself

>go to my room, trying not to cry bc I screwed up so bad

>hear a knock at the door

>"Anon, are you ok? Can I come in?"

>Start crying

>"No, no I'm ok. Just tired"

>"Ok well we'd really love it if you came back out to join us!"

>"T-t-thanks sis"

 

/r9k/ I can't handle this anymore

 

 

No.57243612

>finally forced into therapy by shit parents

>"you have to learn to be more social blahfuckityblah or forever alone"

>sister A needs to get dropped off for lacrosse practice

>get driven to therapist office with sister A, so much humiliation

>arrive at office, slam out of car

>A runs after me to office door,hugs me and says she loves me no matter what

>tears, the fucking tears, can't handle /wrists

>mumble some bullshit and storm into office

>therapist saw everything

>asks some questions

>then: "how long have you been in love with her?"

>deny everything

>ragequits the instant session is over

>A knows it went bad, asks if I want to go back

>promises she'll convince parents not to make me go again

>can't bear the feels

>holes up in room forever

 

 

No.57244475

>Finally give in to sister's request to go to a party

>Only because of rumors she gets a little bi-curious when she's drunk

>At the party

>As she drinks sis gets more and more lesbiany towards me, lots of touching, closeness, etc

>Stay cool, stay cool, stay cool

>Everything is going better than expected.jpeg

>She asks me if I wanna go on the dance floor

>HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT

>Blurt out a YES but have to run to the bathroom first

>Psych myself up in the bathroom for a little bit

>Tell myself it's actually happening

>Leave the bathroom and go to the dance floor ready for action

>Sister is on the dance floor grinding and making out with some slut and some dudebro

>Run back to the bathroom, this time to cry

>Also now people at the party probably think I have IBS or something

>Can't even leave because I have to DD sister home

>Sit outside to be alone because it's too cold for anyone else to join me

>Eventually some dude comes and tells me I have to get my sister home because she's too drunk

>Ride home sister is loudly off key singing to radio and talking about how much she loves me

>Actually kinda cute

>We get home and I get sister to bed

>Right before I leave she tells me she loves me and I'm the best sister ever

>Sits up in bed and full on mouth to mouth kisses me for like 10 seconds

>Then she falls back and passes out

>Holy fuck

>Can't get to my room to masturbate fast enough

>Cry myself to sleep after because if she kissed me like that, can only imagine what might've happened if we had been together all night

help me, robots.

 

 

No.57244570

>new years eve

>sister A got invited to some high school party with cousin R

>A wants me to go

>fuckno.jpg

>A begs with puppy eyes

>fuck

>agree ohgod what the fuck have I done

>arrive at the party, full of drunk assholes

>promised parents would make sure A and cousin R get home safe

>trying not to stare at the half-naked girls

>A and R somehow gets drunk

>douchebags try to hit on her

>the rage, so much rage

>shove one asshole away, one thing leads to another

>get kicked out of party

>nursing bloody nose, don't even know how the fuck I got hit

>by the time we get home, R is passed out cold, A tipsy as shit

>trying to drag A out of car quietly

>A sobers up for a second, looks me dead in the eye

>"you're my hero, anonette."

>tries to kiss my cheek

>misses and gets my mouth

>ugh tastes like cheap beer, kiss lasts all of two seconds

>A falls asleep, almost fall over in the goddamn garage

>had to carry her deadweight ass up two flights of stairs

>left R in the car, too tired and fucked after

>next morning

>A and R hungover and don't remember shit

>parents chew my ass out for letting them drink alcohol

 

goddamn it.

 

 

No.57258679

>graduate college

>get local job offer, can't bear family anymore

>don't give a shit what job is for

>crushing guilt about unholy sister love

>can't look her in the face

>can't look myself in the mirror either

>gtfo, finds some dump to hole up in across town

>sister A tries to visit often even though college and sports

>am asshole when she visits because robot, fucking robot

>hate myself more, tell her to stop visiting

>her face ohgodwhatiswrongwithme

>haunts my dreams

>sucks it up, go to therapy

>say fucking nothing about A, but learn to be less waste of life

>christmas break for A, obligatory family gathering

>still 3/4 robot, wtfever.jpg

>buys present for A, precarious spaghetti, no idea if she'll like it

>nobody expected me to show up

>force myself to be civil to everybody

>A sees me, her face is like the fucking sun

>hugs me and says how much she missed me

>after party, everybody opens gifts

>got nobody shit, nobody surprised

>only A got me something, was a pair of really nice ice skates

>ask A outside, shows her the?present

>jaw drops

>spaghetti leaking horribly, jellyknees.png

>got her custom blown glass sculpture of a snowman we made as kids from an old pic

>"it's olaf! he looks just like I remember! omg, I love it anonette!"

>bear hugs me so hard, A is so happy, the joy

>hugs her back, no words, am still robot

>hug lasts really long

>realize A is cuddling against me

>can't do shit but hold on to goddess

>A asks in small voice if I'll let her visit me

>SPAGHETTIOVERLOAD

>can't ruin this moment

>manage fucking autistic nod

>A is so goddamn happy, kisses me on the mouth for halfsecond, whatishappeninggoddamnrobotdreamsagainfuckyou

>A looks embarrassed, runs inside before I can slap myself

>expecting alarm clock any fucking second

 

wake me up robots. this can't be real.

 

 

No.57261281

Ha ha, time to hang myself.

 

>Shopping at the mall for sister’s christmas present

>there’s too many people

>it’s too loud

>girls won't stop giggling

>tfw you just want to get in and out

>In line to buy this stupid sweater and some underwear that was on sale

>tfw guilt creeping up cause sister deserves more than a fucking sweater

>Cashier gril flashes me a smile as I walk up to register

>she starts making small talk

>eh whatever

>tfw trying to be social and end up giving her a fucking goofy half smile as I squeak out a reply

>”Will that be all for you today, handsome~”

>WUT.jpg.tiff

>Nod while trying to fight off this stupid blush

>tfw mistaken for a pretty boy cause my hair’s up and I’m wearing a cap

>tfw cashier continues flirting and I can’t tell her I’m not a pretty boy

>Fuk twilight for making them some popular

>tfw cashier girl starts ringing up the underwear while giving me a look

>[blushing instensifies]

>Cashier gril asks if the panties for my gf

>Oh fuck wat do I do?

>"Y-yes they are"

>mfw cashier gril looks so sad, such disappoint

>tfw I just wanna go home

>Cashier gril finally done

>tfw I can’t meet cashier gril’s eye as I grab the bag and leave the store in a rush

 

Fuck shopping

Shopping feels thread

 

 

No.57264180

>head outside in the morning in an old parka and jeans (perpetual laundry day ftw)

>tell mom its to get some fresh air but really its cause the wifi is out

>set up my laptop at starbucks even though the sight of so many plebs with their macbooks and machi-whatevers makes me wanna choke a baby

>group of girls a few seats away talking way too loudly

>part of me wants to yell at them to shut their traps and another wishes they would come over and makes friends with me

>and oh my god that one to the left is so adorable

>catch myself starring and quickly glance away

>their voices lower a pitch but i can still hear them

>"hey jasmine, was that boy just looking at you?"

>"ohmygod i saw it too, that hot dude was totally scoping you out jas"

>"guys come on you're making me blush!"

>i wish i could make you blush adorable starbucks girl

>"no totally! it was that really pretty blonde guy over there with the powder blue parka and wool cap!"

>haha what are the chances that a guy here is wearing the exact sa-

>oh shit ohshitohshit they're talking about me

>i go deathly still

>"jas go up and introduce yourself!"

>"haha noooooo you guys!"

>oh christ why me

>"come on he's sitting right there!"

>of all the fucking days to dyke it up

>"alright alright ill do it!"

>i bolt out of that starbucks like it were on fire, running until im completely out of breath

>why me? why can't i get pretty girls to like me as a woman?

>tfw i didn't even finish my lemon loaf

 

 

No.57270359

>tfw can’t stop feeling guilty over the fact that sister’s Christmas present is a sweater

>She probably spent a rediculous amount of hours picking mine

>A. Rediculous. Amount. Of. Hours.

>tfw such guilt, so self-loathing

>Fuck it! I’ll get her something better

>Something that’ll show her how much I care for her

>tfw going the local jewelers like I’m on a motherfucking mission, cause I am

>Sinking suspicion that I’m drawing attention but I ignore it cause it’s for sister

>Kinda just shuffle around the store, looking at the various pieces of jewelry

>tfw hoping a piece will jump out at me that screams I love you before a saleslady comes over

>Look around and get confused by the fact that there are only salesladies

>tfw returning to the search while resisting urge to just pick something at random

>”Can I help you find anything, Darling?

>tfw askeletonpoppedout.gif

>Whip head around to voice while trying not to get a heart attack

>Some cougar type lady looks at me expectantly; I think her nametag said Mallory or something

>I give her a generic answer in a clipped fashion before a predatory smile falls onto her face

>tfw cougar lady just nods and directs me over to another side of the store

>mfw all the pieces are too girly and I don’t think they’d be right

>Cougar just simply nods before gently taking a hold of my elbow and leading me to another case

>Oh god what is this feeling?.png

>tfw fighting full body blush while being led around

>Hear some customers giggling or mutter some insulters under their breath

>Don’t care, still trying to fight this fucking blush.

>Damn cougar Lady

 

No.57270383

>>57270359

>Look to my side as we walk toward another case, when my body suddenly is rooted to the ground

>There it is

>The perfect thing to get my sister

>”Ah. What an excellent eye for beauty you have, darling, shall I give you a better view of it?”

>tfw blink owlishly before blushing up a bigger storm but fight through it to respond

>“Y-yes, I’d like that.”

>Cougar lady just smiles coyly as she makes her around the case to get out the piece

>tfw she pulls out the necklace I am struck by its beauty

>Like Hallejuah chorus.mp3

>Cougar lady just snaps her fingers to get my attention since I’ve been staring

>Look up and blush since I got caught staring…again

>Cougar lady just chuckles seductively?

>I don’t know, but she asks if that is what I wanted.

>tfw just want to get home since that sink suspicion came back in 200%

>tfw I don’t care if it makes me into a financial bum it’s for my sister

>Thank the oddly affectionate Cougar lady as I accept the bag holding necklace

>”Do come again, Beautiful. It’s always nice to meet someone that has an eye for jewelry”

>Nod absently as I make my way to the door

>tfw her words finally register in my mission focused mind and I come to a standstill right front of the door

>[full body blush intensifies]

>Fucking, run out of the store and to the car since I can feel her watching me

>tfw I realize I got my sister a great Christmas gift

>Missionaccomplished.gif

 

At least I got her the gift.

Another shopping feels thread.

 

 

No.57275293

>tfw ordering from glorious nippon!

>tfw not even a weeb

>tfw no one must know this

>tfw watching the tracking page like a hawk

>tfw nervous twitches, looking out the window for delivery trucks

>tfw volunteering to pick up the mail so often, EVERYONE in the house is getting suspicious

>tfw 4 weeks of agony

>tfw it's finally here

>tfw custom dakimakura

>with sister's homecoming picture plastered over it

>that cost 80 dollhairs

>silk screened on an 800 threadcount sheet

>tfw sleeping next to my sister for the first time in forever

>worthit.jpg

 

 

No.57275456

>Christmas dinner

>Parents are in the den

>Just sister A, cousin R, and myself in the kitchen

>they're just wasting their lives on their phones, I'm clearing dishes

>suddenly, tapping on the window.

>Fucking boyfriend K and boyfriend E

>seriously? Holding up PBRs

>sis A and cuz R look at me with pleading eyes

>Ugh, fucking whatever. Just nod and tell them I'll cover for them.

>little squeals and hugs, and they're out the door.

>tfw sister is out getting drunk and probably getting Christmas dickings while you're drying dishes and lying for them.

>I'll wash the next batch of plates with my tears.

 

 

No.57276150

>2am

>eveyone's asleep

>finally, can leave room in peace

>decide to take a cool shower

>feels good

>relax a bit, start humming some musical number since no one can hear me

>keep singing

>really into it

>get ready to leave as I get to the refrain

>TAKE ME BABY

>open the door

>OR LEAVE MEE

>sister A is standing right there, glass of water in hand

>bathroom is on the waz to kitchen

>shefuckingheardeverything.mp3

>freeze

>world starts spinning

>I can feel spaghetti's taste in my mouth

>stand there for 2 minutes

>I want to die

"Whoa, E... I never knew you had such a voice..."

>then A smiles and adds

"I'd never leave you, y'know!"

>goes upstairs

>keep standing there until I'm completely dry

 

 

No.57276715

>After Christmas dinner

>Cousin R's parents are in the den with mom and dad drinking wine

>try to walk past and get back to my ice fortress

>my uncle calls out to me

>Hey E you're 21 come have a drink with us

>cast my eyes down and walk over to them

>R's dad hands me a glass of red wine

>Put it to my lips and try to drink it all in two seconds to get it over with

>Get light-headed and fall down

>Come to, I'm on A's bed with A and R looking down at me

>R is taking off my slippers

>A is rubbing a hot towel on my forehead

>face reddeners set for kill me

>try to speak up but the words stick in my throat and I make a hoarse noise

>R calls me a lightweight

>A tells her I never drank before

>just close my eyes and wait until they think I'm asleep

>open my eyes after they leave

>bury my head in A's pillow and breathe into it for ten minutes before the smell of her goes away

 

 

No.57284496

>It's Christmas morning

>Get some clothes and books from parents, nothing special

>Bring myself to thank them anyway, they just kinda grunt in response

>Hope we can finish this soon so I can return to my cave and my impatient dungeon group

>Now only me and A still need to exchange gifts

>hand her a carefully wrapped sweater and get a big red box in return

>Pick it apart carefully, open it up and look inside

>Freakin' ice skates. Custom-made, with cute little snowflake designs.

>Best. Gift. Ever.

>Suddenly realize the shitty snowman sweater I got her could never compare

>fuckmylife.tif, tear up a little as she rips open the box

>Heart stops as A pulls out the garment and looks it over

>She lets out a squeal and holds it to her chest

>"Oh my god, it's adorable! Thank you, thank you, thank you!"

>A grabs me and hugs me close, and I manage to hold my spaghetti enough to return it, body heating up like Vesuvius

>Feel myself smile as we hug it out, probably a bit more than sisters should

>Perfect moment, never want it to end

>That fucking bossy gnome rogue can wait for all I care

 

No.57284532

>>57284453

>"Hey, Elsa, you got a steam account, right?"

>"Yes..."

>"Did you know TF2 went free to play recently?!"

>"It was a year ago."

>"We can finally play together! It's be so much fun! My favorite class is pyro!"

>"I am not going to play TF-"

>"And we can even do Mann Vs. Machine in Mann Up mode! I'd love to have you and Anna on my team!"

>"Anna does-"

>"Anna! Wanna play Team Fortress 2 with Elsa and I in Mann Vs. Machine?"

>"I have no idea what that is, but it sounds fun!"

 

>Eugene thinks he's a great spy when he actually sucks. He's a WAY better medic but never wants to admit it.

 

 

No.57285751

>Eating Christmas dinner

>Cousin R and Sister A are sitting next to each other

>Their boyfriends are sitting next to each other on the other side

>R's dad counts us all

>We're one head short, he says

>I look up and count everybody too

>Mom and dad and him and his wife are all there

>Mom asks him who's missing

>R's dad asks where my boyfriend is

>Freeze my fork in mid-air and look down at my plate, stop breathing

>Mom says I don't have a boyfriend yet

>Yet

>Cousin R asks her boyfriend if she knows someone who can hook up with me

>He looks at me and says he knows a couple of brothers who'd kill to have a girlfriend like me

>An avalanche of snowghetti is threatening to break free and roll down Mount Elsa

>Still haven't breathed but try to squeak out something about Sister A being enough for me

>Try to take a drink of my milk

>It goes into my trachea and I cough it back up

>Run away from table to the bathroom and spend the next five minutes coughing mucus

 

 

No.57288055

>cousin R is over while the folks are away for the weekend

>shes gonna introduce A to weed and turn her into some slack-jawed pothead or something

>somehow A ropes me into trying it too

>"come on E! are you seriously telling me you /never/ did pot in college?!"

>oh cousin the things i didn't do at school could fill volumes

>she rolls a "phat blunt" and we head to the basement

>she takes a big drag and hands it to anna

>she takes a tiny little drag, passes it to me

>i reluctantly take the burning stinky monstrosity from her hand and then it hits me

>A's lips just touched this thing

>like less than 5 seconds ago

>score

>plant my mouth on that sucka and take a drag like there was no tomorrow

>"hell yeah E take it in gurl"

>i smile

>"umm, E?"

>...

>"are you gonna exhale or what?"

>i come to some time later with a vertical tv screen to greet me and someone stroking my hair

>my pot-addled mind finally comes to the conclusion that i must be laying down with my head resting on someones lap

>and that someone is

>i look up to see anna with the goofiest look on her face

>"ahahahaha! chevy chase you so funny"

>i decide not to interrupt her enjoyment of the film and nuzzle into her legs

>maybe weed isn't so bad after all

 

 

No.57288623

>be out with cousin and her boyfriend

>cousin thinks this is the best way to ease me out of being a robot

>stop by in front of place

>"The Snuggly Duckling"

>must be some kind of cute little cafe or something. I could get used to...

>be inside.Fucking bikers. Bikers everywhere!

>xbox hueg

>smells like the color brown

>the record scratches as I walk through the doors, all these giant motherfuckers look at me with probably rapefilled eyes.

>Cousin R chirps out "Hey guys! This is the girl I was talking about! You guys have everything ready for her?"

>bald guy with A FUCKING HOOK FOR A HAND smiles and says "Oh, we are definitely ready..."

>OH SHIT COUSIN SET ME UP FOR A GANGBANG

>Freeze up as hookhand comes up to me and... hands me...

>... a microphone?

>What

>the

>fuck?!

>"Your sister told me about you singing, anonette! I figured that karaoke night would be a great place to loosen you up!"

>Stupid grin on cousin's face. Stupid grin on all the biker's face. Boyfriend E gives me "I know this feel" look.

>Crack up, laugh, cry and run.

>nope.jpg the fuck out of there.

 

I ran for three blocks before I remembered my cousin's boyfriend was my ride home. At least they didn't make me sing when I came back because it's "alright to be shy" but that was the nastiest tasting chili I've ever had.

 

 

No.57292669

[spoiler]anhero.jpg[/spoiler]

 

>Feeling oddly productive

>Ha Ha, time for errands!

>Why is everyone smiling?

>Fucking girls giggling

>Errands done earlier than expected

>Don’t wanna go home and run into sister cause fucking super explicit siscon dream I had

>tfw couldn’t even look at her face earlier

>Get a fucking ‘great’ idea to waste an hour at Starbucks cause I brought my laptop with me for some raisin

>Walking to an empty table and hear nothing but some giggling in the background

>Set up laptop in remotest corner of the shop with a view of the entrance

>Sometime later, I hear someone sit down across from me

>Quickly look up and see it’s that adorable starbucks girl from the last time I came here

>tfw freeze up while hoping she doesn’t recognize me

>tfw nuohmygod.jpg she did

>”H-hi, you don’t mind if I sit here?”

>Softly reply while trying to keep half my face hidden behind laptop cause of fucking blush

>tfw this seems to be a trend…maybe I should get more girly clothes

>Nah

>Adorable starbucks girl starts making small talk

>Meh I guess I’ll humor her for a bit

>Fuck why does she keep biting her lip?

>Adorable Starbucks girl starts getting nervous as she sees me getting ready to leave

>”S-so, hey, um…crazy idea, but did you, want to m-maybe eat dinner t-together sometime?”

>HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE

>Autism mode engage

>tfw trying to prevent cold spaghetti from falling out of pockets while telling her n-

>”Y-yeah s-sure”

>ohshitniggawhatareyoudoing.png.wav.gif.jpg

>Adorable Starbucks girl bites her lip again as she excitedly hands me her number

>tfw I can’t get out of there fast enough

 

Fucking kill me.

What am I supposed to do now robots?

 

No.57295382

>>57276715

>fall asleep with my head in A's pillow for real

>wake up later

>hear someone getting undressed and freeze

>they must not have turned on the lights when they came in

>silently roll over so I'm not in the middle of the bed any more

>feel someone pull the covers up on the side and get in bed next to me

>must be sister A

>think to myself that now is my big shot

>roll back over and kiss the sleeping person on the lips

>they shout and turn on the lamp on the nightstand

>look over in the light

>It was Cousin R's mother

>She tells me A, K, R, and E drove out to the cabin at the lake to spend the night

>silently roll off the bed and skulk out without look R's mom in the face again

>cry myself to sleep again

 

 

No.57296356

>sister has bf K over again

>she's watching her reality shows again

>K and I end up opposite each other with our laptops at the dining table

>apparently also anti-social loner like me

>we bond over how much people suck

>sis comes a fewhours after and leads him to her room

>wish she hadn't

>am I a bad person?