Title:           lost odyssey Anon ch 1 The Forgotten One
Author:          lurkerparking
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First Edit:      Monday 6th of August 2012 02:02:51 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 6th of August 2012 02:02:51 AM CDT

>And there’s the 2,921,938th mark on the wall.
>One for everyday here.
>Lets see that equals 8,000 years.
>It’s also the day you get out.
>You’re making a find a friend spell.
>You used to have a friend but then he disappeared.
>He isn’t made up at all.
>You’re just finishing up the runes you’re carving into the ground.
>Its finished.
>You start gathering magic energy while you gather your things.
>First is your blade.
>You found it here when you got here.
>It had a name carved in it.
>It said “Blade of Nightmares”.
>You can feel magic inside it but since there isn’t anything to attack you don’t know what it does.
>There’s also some medicine that got sent with you that you grab.
>While walking to the runes to leave you see a large puddle and look over yourself.
>You look like a skeleton.
>No food for 8000 years and  not being able to die because your immortal will do that.
>You remember how you got here.
>They were testing the portal to get here and it messed up and sent you into this cave and the rest is history.
>Grabbing some cloth you make gloves and something to cover your entire head.
>After checking if you have everything and your entire body is covered you enter the runes and cast the spell.
>The ground is grey now and cratered and is that... is that the planet?
>You take in your surroundings.
>Yep you’re on the moon.
>Well thats just great.
>?”WHAT ART THOU DOING ON MY MOON!”
“Ahhhh!”
>You yell as you whirl around and try to find whoever spoke.
>Thats weird the only thing close to you is some kind of horse.
>?”ANSWER WELP!”
>The horse did in fact talk.
“Ahhhh a talking horse!”
>?”WE ARE NOT A TALKING HORSE YOU BEAST.”
“Uhh if you’re not a talking horse what are you.”
>She is clearly taken back by your statement.
>”Thou have never seen a p0ny?”
“No.”
>”Then how did thou arrive on the moon?”
“Well I was stuck in a cave for a very long time and I made a spell to find a friend so apparently I can find a friend on the moon.”
>The moon p0ny stares at you mouth agape.
“What?”
>”Where exactly art thou from?”
“Earth.”
>”Thou hath come from another world.”
“Really?”
>”Yes because the land below us is called Equestria.”
“I can’t believe it.”
“I can’t believe I actually crossed dimensions.”
>”Well thou did and now thou art hither.”
>You look down and remember something.
“Do you happen to have any food?”
>”Yes but what is thy name?”
“I am Anon and what is yours?”
>”We are Nightmare Moon.”
>She sort of flinches as if expecting something but that subsides quickly.
“So about that food.”
>”Oh. Yes here art thou food.”
>Her horn ignites in a dark blue aura and food appears on a table.
>You stare at the food and then run over to Nightmare and give her a giant hug.
>Before you can let out a thank you you’re blasted away into a spike and impaled.
>Nightmare realizes that you were trying to hug her and not attack her.
>She is crying.
>You get off the spike and approach Nightmare.
“Sorry about that you probably thought I was going to attack you didn’t it.”
>She hears your voice and stares at you mouth agape.
>”But you were. How did?”
“I’ll save you the guessing and tell you that I’m immortal.”
>”But you still have a hole in you.”
“I can fix that.”
>White magic:Heala
>The hole seals itself after you cast the spell.
>Before anything else can be said you go to the table and eat all the food.
>”How did thou eat all of that?!”
“Easy when you haven’t eaten anything for 8,000 years.”
>”Thou art 8,000 years old!?”
“No that was just the time I spent trapped in a cave because of a problem with teleportation.”
>You’re immediately set upon with a giant hug and you hear crying.
“What’s wrong?”
>”THOU HAST BEEN ALONE FOR SO LONG AND WE KNOW THE SAME FEELING OF LONELINESS.”
“How?”
>She tells you the tale of how she got jealous and became Nightmare Moon.
“Does this mean I can call you Princess Moonbutt now?”
>She stares at you.
>Nightmare Moon is not amu-
>She starts laughing hysterically.
>”We hast not laughed in a long time.”
“Glad I could help.”
“So what do you say we be lonely together?” You say holding your hand out.
>She contemplates this before taking your hand with her hoof.
>The fuck how can she grab things with her hoof.
>”We would like that.”
>The two of you look at the stares.
>You finally found a friend.