Title:           bioshock anon 2
Author:          lurkerparking
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/vGYN5m6w
First Edit:      Sunday 1st of July 2012 06:49:59 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 1st of July 2012 06:49:59 PM CDT

>You wake up on the train hidden by some boxes.
>Good nobody found me you thought.
>Wait it’s nop0ny no more people remember?
>Looks like you’re not dreaming.
>You feel like it’s starting to stop.
>Better get out.
>You jump out the side of the car.
>You roll but it still hurts like hell.
”Fuck!”
>You get up and look into the distance and there’s a town down there.
>Great more p0nys.
>You see a forest behind the town.
>It’s a perfect hiding place.
>You sneak around the town.
>You’re pretty sure nothing saw you.
>You enter the forest.
>You hear howls in the distance.
>Oh goody more wolves!
>At least they’re not here.
>You travel deeper into the forest.
>You walk around the forest.
>It slowly dawns on you that you just went into a forest and started wandering around in a completely different world.
>You facepalm.
“I’m an idiot. You mutter to yourself.
>After some time you see the edge of the forest and a cottage.
>Its surrounded by animals.
>You remember the enrage plasmid and decide to have some fun because you’re bored.
>You walk out of the forest your left hand glowing red with enrage.
>You start firing it into random animals.
>You giggle a bit at how they start trying to kill each other.
>When you fire another enrage into an animal and it starts attacking others you hear a voice behind you.
>?:”What are you doing!?”
>You turn around to see a yellow pegasus with a pink mane looking at you with a horrified expression.
>You switch to the bee swarm and raise your hand at the pegasus and fire.
>Her expression goes from horrified to confused to running for your life scared.
>She’s Flying away running from the swarm.
>You decide you’re done here and remember you might not find any food out there so you decide to raid the cottage.
>You find little you can eat but you find apples.
>And damn they’re good!
>You refill on hypo since you just used a bunch of it.
>You walk out of the cottage and go back into the forest.
>You find a cave.
>You make Your second idiotic move today and enter the cave.
>Oh shit a manticore.
>You use the plasmid that makes a dummy appear so the manticore attacks it and you get the fuck out of there.
>What else can possibly go wrong today?
>Right after you say that you hear talking coming your way and you hide.
>?:”It was really and it was shooting red things from it’s front left hoof and the animals got angry all of a sudden and started attacking each other!
>other voice:”Fluttershy I’m sure you’re making a mistake nothing in the everfree can do that.
>?:”But it was something I’ve never seen before and when I asked what it was doing his left hoof came up and bees came out at me.”
>multiple voices:”WHAT?”
>Now you can see the p0nys you heard talking.
>There’s a purple unicorn with a purple mane.
>There’s another unicorn but it’s white with a purple mane.
>Then there are two earth p0nys.
>One is orange with a cowboy hat and the other is pink and bouncing along.
>Then there’s that one pegasus you shot bees at.
>Then there’s a cyan pegasus with a rainbow mane.
>You hear them start talking again and they all seem to sound female.
>purple one:”Fluttershy are you sure?
>yellow one:”Yes Twilight I’m sure.”
>T:”But thats impossible.”
>F:”Well it did.”
>cyan one:”I bet I could take it on.”
>orange one:”Well we need ta find it first rainbow.”
>Rain:”Well if you guys would let me fly above I could find it faster.”
>T:”No Rainbow we need to stick together in the everfree forest it’s dangerous here.”
>pink one:”Maybe when we find it we can throw it a party?”
>orange one:”No Pinkie we’re not throwing it a party.”
>P:”But Applejack.”
>A:”No.”
>The pink one starts shaking.
>T:”Pinkie what’s going on?”
>P:”Somep0nys in trouble near here.”
>T:”But we’re the only ones here.”
>P:”Nope there’s somepony right over there.” she says pointing directly at you.
>How the fuck did she know that?
>I don’t know brain I just don’t know.
>Rainbow starts to fly over to where you are but you move somewhere else.
>Rain:”There’s nop0ny here Pinkie.”
>P:”That’s because they moved silly.”
>You go to move but your back bumps into something.
>You turn around to see what it is.
>P:”HII’MPINKIEPIE!”
“AHHHHH!”
>You drop your wrench from being surprised and jump out from where you were hiding and then realize you jumped directly in front of the six p0nys.
>F:”Thats it thats what attacked me.”
>The purple one picks you up with magic.
>Fuck magic.
>T:”What do you think it is? I’ve never read anything about this.”
>A:”I don’t know Twi ah think we should tie it up.”
>T:”Yeah from what Fluttershy said it’s pro. What’s it doing?
>You raise your hand and use telekinesis on your wrench and throw it at Twilight.
>It hits her in the head and she’s out like a light.
>You bring the wrench back to you and get ready for a fight.
>The orange one charges you and you simply zap her with a bolt of electicity.
>It stands there stunned and twitching from the electicity.
>Rain:”Hey don’t hurt my friends.”
>Your hit in the back and go hurtling forward.
>After you’re done rolling on the ground from the hit you get up.
>Rainbow is getting ready to charge and hit you again.
>You freeze her and she falls to the ground.
>The orange one snaps out of it and takes out a lasso out of nowhere.
>Then she lassos you.
>A:”Ah got im!”
>white one:”That’s nice Applejack but Rainbows still frozen.”
>A:”We’ll thaw her out and she’ll be fine Rarity.”
>R:”It doesn’t look like it’s thawing or anything.”
>While they’re arguing you use the incinerate plasmid to burn the rope holding you and stand back up.
>The one called Fluttershy walks up to the two arguing and mutters something.
>A:”What’s that Fluttershy ah can’t hear you. Can you speak up?”
>F:”It’s *mumble*.”
>A:”Ah still can’t hear you.”
>Fluttershy points at you and Applejack looks to see you out of her lasso and standing there.
>A:”What? But how?”
>You turn to run and an explosion goes off.
>Your blown back and you look down at your chest and see.
>Frosting?
>What is wrong with this place?
>All of a sudden you are grabbed by the collar of your shirt by hooves.
>FUCK THIS PLACE AND ITS DISREGARDING OF PHYSICS!
>The pink one is staring you in your eyes with a look that could kill and her mane is deflated.
>Its probably the second scariest thing you’ve seen besides splicers.
>P:”Fix Rainbow Dash now!” She yells.
>You push her off and get up.
>You incinerate Rainbow and run through some bushes but not before incinerating them.
>That should keep them busy enough for you to get somewhere that’s not batshit insane.
>While running you hear them yell that Rainbow is ok.
>You’re not a complete ass and you don’t need more enemies than what you already have.
>You see some mountains and set your sights to go there.
>Hopefully things don’t keep going downhill.