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bioshock anon 2.5

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>You finally made it to the mountains.
>Hopefully you’re out of equestria.
>Fuck that place and the p0nys.
>It’s getting dark out now.
>You find a cave.
>Better place than any to sleep.
>You enter and keep going in.
>Holy crap this cave is long.
>You see some changelings.
>And they spotted you.
>Great.
>They look like they’re going to attack and you get ready for a fight but then one of them speaks up.
>guard1:”Hey guys doesn’t it look like the one that Queen Chryssalis told us about that helped her escape?”
“This is Chryssalis’s hive?”
>guard1:”Yes it is. And is it true about you helping our queen escape and letting tons of monsters out to distract the p0nys?”
“Yes all of that is true.”
>guards:”Wow!”
“Can any of you take me to Queen Chryssalis?”
>guard1:”I can!”
“Thank you.”
>You follow the guard through the caves and reach a set of large doors.”
>You see Chryssalis sitting in a throne doing something.
>guard1:”Queen Chryssalis There’s someone here to see you.”
>C:”I thought I told.” She says as she looks up.
>Then she sees you.
>C:”Anon! What are you doing here?”
“Oh just looking for a place to sleep when I found a cave and entered it finding a patrol of changelings.”
>C:”Well you can sleep here for tonight as thanks for saving me.”
“Many thanks Queen Chryssalis.”
>C:”Don’t worry it’s no problem.”
>Chryssalis goes back to doing what Chryssalis does and you are led out by the guard to a room.
“Thank you.”
>guard:”No problem.”
>You get on the bed and go to sleep.
>You wake up and it might be morning.
>You walk out of your room and see Chryssalis.
>She sees you and walks up.
>C:”Good morning Anon.”
“Good morning Queen.”
>C:”So what happened after you escaped.”
“I snuck onto the train and got out of there. Then when the train got close to a town I jumped out and snuck around the town but then I did something stupid and got found and ran.
>C:”Then what happened?”
“Then six p0nys entered the forest looking for me and found me but I got away. And now I’m here.”
>C:”Sounds fun.”
“You know me Mr. fun guy right here.”
>She giggles at your corny joke and the two of you walk through the caves.
>You start walking with Chryssalis down a cave.
>It doesn’t look like the cave is safe to travel in.
>Meanwhile outside the cave.
>You are Celestia and you are angry.
>That thing has escaped and attacked your p0nys.
>It also let Chryssalis and those monsters out.
“Alright elements we need to find that thing and hit it with the elements.
>mane 6:”Yes!”
>You enter the cave and turn around a corner to see that thing walking towards you next to Chryssalis.
>You are Anon and oh shit the princess is here.
>Cel:”Alright hit it with the elements.”
>Those six p0nys start glowing but the walls start cracking and shaking.
>The shaking stops the p0nys from glowing and all of you are worried.
>Then it suddenly stops.
>C:”Alright try it again.”
>Before they can do anything the ground gives way under you and the purple, orange, and the cyan one gets hit by a rock and the four of you fall into the chasm.
>You are Celestia again.
>That thing and some of your p0nys just fell down the crevice in the ground.
You and the others look over the side for any sign of your friends.
>You see a mining tool surrounded by a green aura chipping away at the crevice.
>Ch:”Are you all just going to stand there and do nothing or are you going to help me.”
>You all look up to see Chryssalis looking at all of you.
>R:”We would never help anything like you after what you did Chryssalis. Right Celestia?”
>Normally this would be answered right away with a no but with Chryssalis helping it would help greatly.
“Fine. I will help you for now because it seems we have similar goals But don’t even think about harming my p0nys while we’re here.
>R:”But Celestia the wedding.”
“As much as I don’t want to admit this this will be much easier with her help.”
>You all start working to get your p0nys out.
>You are now Anon.
>And you’re falling with 3 p0nys and one of them is unconscious.
>Well at least you’ll be free of this hell.
>You feel yourself hit water and hear 3 other splashes.
>Your underwater and the pain from hitting the water is too much and darkness overtakes you.

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>You finally made it to the mountains.
>Hopefully you’re out of equestria.
>Fuck that place and the p0nys.
>It’s getting dark out now.
>You find a cave.
>Better place than any to sleep.
>You enter and keep going in.
>Holy crap this cave is long.
>You see some changelings.
>And they spotted you.
>Great.
>They look like they’re going to attack and you get ready for a fight but then one of them speaks up.
>guard1:”Hey guys doesn’t it look like the one that Queen Chryssalis told us about that helped her escape?”
“This is Chryssalis’s hive?”
>guard1:”Yes it is. And is it true about you helping our queen escape and letting tons of monsters out to distract the p0nys?”
“Yes all of that is true.”
>guards:”Wow!”
“Can any of you take me to Queen Chryssalis?”
>guard1:”I can!”
“Thank you.”
>You follow the guard through the caves and reach a set of large doors.”
>You see Chryssalis sitting in a throne doing something.
>guard1:”Queen Chryssalis There’s someone here to see you.”
>C:”I thought I told.” She says as she looks up.
>Then she sees you.
>C:”Anon! What are you doing here?”
“Oh just looking for a place to sleep when I found a cave and entered it finding a patrol of changelings.”
>C:”Well you can sleep here for tonight as thanks for saving me.”
“Many thanks Queen Chryssalis.”
>C:”Don’t worry it’s no problem.”
>Chryssalis goes back to doing what Chryssalis does and you are led out by the guard to a room.
“Thank you.”
>guard:”No problem.”
>You get on the bed and go to sleep.
>You wake up and it might be morning.
>You walk out of your room and see Chryssalis.
>She sees you and walks up.
>C:”Good morning Anon.”
“Good morning Queen.”
>C:”So what happened after you escaped.”
“I snuck onto the train and got out of there. Then when the train got close to a town I jumped out and snuck around the town but then I did something stupid and got found and ran.
>C:”Then what happened?”
“Then six p0nys entered the forest looking for me and found me but I got away. And now I’m here.”
>C:”Sounds fun.”
“You know me Mr. fun guy right here.”
>She giggles at your corny joke and the two of you walk through the caves.
>You start walking with Chryssalis down a cave.
>It doesn’t look like the cave is safe to travel in.
>Meanwhile outside the cave.
>You are Celestia and you are angry.
>That thing has escaped and attacked your p0nys.
>It also let Chryssalis and those monsters out.
“Alright elements we need to find that thing and hit it with the elements.
>mane 6:”Yes!”
>You enter the cave and turn around a corner to see that thing walking towards you next to Chryssalis.
>You are Anon and oh shit the princess is here.
>Cel:”Alright hit it with the elements.”
>Those six p0nys start glowing but the walls start cracking and shaking.
>The shaking stops the p0nys from glowing and all of you are worried.
>Then it suddenly stops.
>C:”Alright try it again.”
>Before they can do anything the ground gives way under you and the purple, orange, and the cyan one gets hit by a rock and the four of you fall into the chasm.
>You are Celestia again.
>That thing and some of your p0nys just fell down the crevice in the ground.
You and the others look over the side for any sign of your friends.
>You see a mining tool surrounded by a green aura chipping away at the crevice.
>Ch:”Are you all just going to stand there and do nothing or are you going to help me.”
>You all look up to see Chryssalis looking at all of you.
>R:”We would never help anything like you after what you did Chryssalis. Right Celestia?”
>Normally this would be answered right away with a no but with Chryssalis helping it would help greatly.
“Fine. I will help you for now because it seems we have similar goals But don’t even think about harming my p0nys while we’re here.
>R:”But Celestia the wedding.”
“As much as I don’t want to admit this this will be much easier with her help.”
>You all start working to get your p0nys out.
>You are now Anon.
>And you’re falling with 3 p0nys and one of them is unconscious.
>Well at least you’ll be free of this hell.
>You feel yourself hit water and hear 3 other splashes.
>Your underwater and the pain from hitting the water is too much and darkness overtakes you.

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