Title:           bioshock anon 1
Author:          lurkerparking
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/htZSDwfW
First Edit:      Thursday 28th of June 2012 03:17:07 AM CDT
Last Edit:       Thursday 28th of June 2012 03:17:07 AM CDT

>Oh that’s nice there’s a nice cool breeze and the relaxing sound of waves.
>Wait what?
>You open your eyes and see blue sky and trees.
>What the hell happened I should be dead?
>You sit up and look around.
>Trees everywhere.
“Where the hell am I?”
>You look around and find a hypo on the ground.
“Crap and I’m out of hypo too.”
>You get up and pick the hypo up and inject it.
>You check to see if your plasmids are still there.
“Good they still work.”
>You look back at the empty hy....
>The fuck the hypo is refilled.
>You waste some plasmids and inject some more and stare at the hypo needle.
>It fills back up.
>You jump for joy.
“This is awesome!”
>You put the hypo away in a pocket and start walking through the forest wielding your trusty wrench.
>You walk into the forest.
>You hear wolves howling somewhere near you.
>A couple weeks ago you would have been scared shitless if all you had was a wrench but you’ve seen some shit now.
>The howling gets closer.
“Stupid wolves.” You mutter to yourself.
>You can see their eyes now.
>One charges at you and you give it a shock and then smack it with your wrench.
>It goes down and you get a good look at it.
>It’s made of wood.
>They must be spliced or something.
>The wolves seem to be hesitating now after seeing what you did.
>One decides to act like its all tough and whatnot and tries attacking you.
>You freeze it and break its frozen body with your wrench.
>Damn you’re getting low on hypo but you have just enough if they attack again.
>The wolves decide that you’re not worth the risk and run.
>You take a refill of hypo and wander about the forest some more.
>You see a city.
>There’s a city built into the mountain.
>Ok something’s up here.
>You travel towards the city to get a better look at it.
>There’s mini horses everywhere.
>Wait a minute mini horses are p0nys.
>So p0nys are everywhere not horses.
>They look civilised.
>Good thing they aren’t some new weird splicers.
>Civilised p0nys are here?
>Something is up here for sure.
>You need answers.
>You wait till night and sneak into the city.
>You search around for a library or something.
>You find what looks like a big archive building of sorts.
>You walk up to the door expecting to break into it but it’s unlocked.
>Weird.
>You start looking for something that tells you what this place is called.
>You find some book called History of Equestria.
>You open it and it talks about this places history.
>You find out about the beings that live here.
>They’re p0nys and there are Unicorns, Pegasi, and normal P0nys.
>You also find some history about this land.
>It’s something about Celestia, Nightmare Moon, and the Elements of Harmony.
>Whatever at least you know where you are now and what lives here.
>You sneak out the building and avoid patrols.
>You see the shadow of a guard against a wall.
>Damn he’s coming towards you.
>You turn around but see another guard coming towards you.
>You look for an exit and see the entrance to a garden.
>You enter the garden and see another guard coming towards you.
>You see the entrance to some sort of maze and enter it.
>Great! Now your fucking lost.
>Just what I always wanted.
>You see the sun just sort of appear out of nowhere.
>Fuck.
>You need a way out and fast.
>You remember your plasmids.
>Hopefully it doesn’t attract attention.
>You use incinerate and burn holes in the shrubbery.
>You’re finally out when a horn sounds.
>You need to hide.
>You refill with hypo just in case.
>You hide behind some weird fucked up statue.
>Some pegasi are flying down with unicorns in chariots.
>There’s also a giant one with wings and a horn.
>That one must be Celestia.
>They put the unicorns on the ground and the pegasi go to gather clouds to put the fire out.
>Celestia lands and starts to issue orders to the unicorns.
>”Find the p0ny that did this and bring them to me.”
>”YES MA’AM.”
>The guards start looking for you.
>You need to get out of here now.
>”Princess we found a thing behind the statue of Discord.
>Crap.
>You turn behind you to find a unicorn has snuck up behind you.
>You freeze the bastard and make a run for it.
>You start to feel weightless.
>You’re enveloped in a white field floating there.
“Well today officially sucks.”
>”It talks!”
>You look over to see the guards and Celestia staring at you like you’re some sort of alien.
>Which you actually are to them.
>Celestia regains her composure first.
>”What are you and what are you doing to Discords statue?”
…
>You don’t answer and try to zap her to get this levitation field off of you.
>You really don’t want to get taken captive by p0nys.
>It hits the field and zaps the field around you but doesn’t get through.
>They stare at you like you’re insane.
>”Your highness it just attacked you! Are you ok?”
>”Yes whatever it did it hit the field around it and didn’t do anything.”
>The guards are relieved that their princess isn’t hurt then turn their attention back to you.
>”Guards put him in the dungeon for now.”
>”Yes Ma’am!”
>Celestia goes to tend to the frozen guard while the unicorns use their magic to make a similar field and take you from her.
>They take you to the dungeon and lock you up in a cell.
>”Stay here beast!”
>They put the keys on a hook and leave.
>You let out a small smile.
“Amateurs leaving the keys out.”
>You activate your telekinesis and grab the keys and get yourself out of the cell.
>You see some other things in the other cells.
>You see some pretty nasty things in there.
>Then you see some type of bug things.
>One of them sort of looks like their version of Celestia.
>You remember reading about them.
>You come up with a brilliant idea.
>You walk up to a line of cells filled with changelings.
“Hello changelings today’s your lucky day.”
>They look over and are puzzled by the sight of you.
>”What in Tarturus are you?”
“Oh just the man with an idea to get us all out of here.”
>They are shocked by you speaking to them then followed by intrigue by what you said.
>The bug version of Celestia does not look amused however.
>”That’s impossible peasant.”
“Not with my plan it isn’t.”
>”Address me properly. I am royalty after all.”
“Fine what do you want me to call you.”
>”Queen Chrysalis. And tell me of this somehow not impossible plan.”
“Ok Queen Chrysalis here it is.”
>As you tell her your plan she gets a small smile and it gets wider and wider as you continue.
>”That just might work.”
>”You’ll need to get this off of me so it can work though.” She says gesturing to a device around her neck.
>You unlock her cage and get the thing off of her.
>”Thank you now unlock the rest so we can get out.”
>You unlock the other two changeling cells and let the two others out.
“Alright Queen Chrysalis cast the spell and you two change.
>After that You and the changelings look like royal guard p0nys.
“Alright let us let these monsters out.”
>You let a Hydra, 3 Manticores, and a bunch of Parasprites out.
>before they start to do anything you start talking to them.
“The exit is right there” You say gesturing to the door.
>Looks like the book was right about most creatures being semi sentient.
>They sort of get what you’re saying and bust through the door.
>The guards outside start running trying to warn the princess.
>You peek out.
“The coast is clear.”
>The four of you sneak out.
>Turns out walking on four legs was easy to get a hold of.
>You’re outside the city when the spell starts to fade off.
“Damn it’s fading off.”
>You turn back into a human and get up off your knees.
“Looks like I can’t follow you anymore.”
>The Queen looks at you puzzled.
>”And why is that?”
“You can fly and I’ll slow you down too much. Besides it’s only a matter of time before they recapture them and realize we’re gone.”
>She looks sad but knows your words are true.
>”Thank you for helping me escape umm. What’s your name?”
“Anon.”
>”Thank you for helping me escape Anon and I hope to see you again someday.”
>”Your welcome your majesty.”
>You wave at her as they fly away and she returns it.
>You look around and see a train station down a bit.
“Perfect.”
>You go down to the train station and sneak onto a car.
>You find some food and realize how hungry you are.
>You steal some food and start to go to sleep.
>As your falling to sleep you wonder to yourself if this is just a dream.