Title:           Writefag one shots
Author:          lurkerparking
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First Edit:      Sunday 8th of July 2012 12:53:57 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Sunday 8th of July 2012 12:53:57 PM CDT

>You are PonyGone and you are in equestria feelin the LOVE.
>Your attending a wedding with your friends.
>It’s a royal wedding.
>There’s so much LOVE here its not even funny.
>The bride and groom walk up the aisle.
>Stuff happens and cadence turns into the queen changeling.
>Then Twilight bursts in with the real cadence.
>The two of you lock eyes and an understanding passes between you two.
>She comes running over to you.
>Both of your LOVE combined defeats all the changelings.
>After the battle Shining Armor admits defeat to your LOVE and you marry cadence.
>You sit together with cadence a couple years later enjoying the night sky on your anniversary.
>You LOVE her until the end.
 
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>You are gale.
>And currently you are in equestria.
>T:”Gale help! Discords attacking and he stole the elements.
>You follow Twilight to Discord.
>D:”You think this human can stop me.
“You’re right I can’t.
>D:”Then why did they bring you here?”
“Well I can’t stop you but Gale fon Fabre can!
>You gather magic around you and transform.
>You pull out your sword with your left hand and Discord makes a sword appear too and you fight.
>Both of you are equally skilled and it’s a tough fight.
>But not for long because of your secret attack.
>MYSTIC ARTE!
“Radiant Howl!”
>D:”Wha-? He can’t finish because he is enveloped in a circle and you’re causing explosions in the circle with your hands.
>After the attack Discord gets back up but he’s badly wounded.
>D:”HA! I told you you could never defeat me.”
>You start laughing.
>D:”Why are you laughing?”
“Because I know something that you do not.”
>D:”And what would that be?”
“Because Discord I” You switch your blade to your right hand. “am not left handed.”
>D:”Crap.”
>You defeat Discord and save equestria and become a hero.
 
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>You are Wuten and you’re in equestria.
“Where did all these OCs come from?!”
>Oh wait you made them.
>There are way too many.
>What happened?
>Wait a minute it probably has something to do with that mind spell twilight hit you with earlier.
>What to do? What to do?
>A light bulb appears above your head.
>You have an idea.
>You don your Solid Speghetti suit and grab your trusty Speghetti Box.
>You sneak along in your box trying to find escaped OCs.
>Hopefully nothing nasty came out of your mind.
>Oh look its Sonic Boom.
>You’re about to get up and say hi when you notice something wrong.
>Why does she have a huge cock.
>She’s not supposed to be there this isn’t a speghetti ending.
>Yet.
>You sneak over to giant cock Sonic Boom.
>Your speghetti box surrounds her and you eat her.
>She gets put back in your brain where she should be kept except for special occasions.
>You see a group of OCs walking in a group.
>You sneak into the middle of the road and plant a mine.
>They walk over the mine and speghetti flies everywhere.
>Well good thing that’s over.
>You walk home and see Sonic Boom made out of speghetti.
>S:”Hi dad!”
“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” You scream.
>You jolt awake in bed and sit up.
“Stupid 2 day old speghetti leftovers.” you whisper as you lay back down and go to sleep.
 
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>You are Netherpony and  just arrived in Equestria.
>You are brought to twilight.
>T:”Who and what are you?”
[spoiler]”I’m Anon and I’m a human.”[/spoiler]
>T:”Can you say that again.?”
[spoiler]”I’m Anon and I’m a human.”[/spoiler]
>T:”Um. Is something wrong with you?”
[spoiler]”What do you mean?”[/spoiler]
>T:”There must be something wrong with it.”
[spoiler]”What The hell are you talking about?”[/spoiler]
>T:”Where is that black bar and beeping noises coming from?”
>Oh yeah you forgot about that.
>You facepalm and use some magic get rid of your spoilers.
“Sorry about that I forgot it was even there.”
>T:”Oh”
>You talk to each other for awhile longer and stay in equestria and live a happy life.