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  1. >You are PonyGone and you are in equestria feelin the LOVE.
  2. >Your attending a wedding with your friends.
  3. >It’s a royal wedding.
  4. >There’s so much LOVE here its not even funny.
  5. >The bride and groom walk up the aisle.
  6. >Stuff happens and cadence turns into the queen changeling.
  7. >Then Twilight bursts in with the real cadence.
  8. >The two of you lock eyes and an understanding passes between you two.
  9. >She comes running over to you.
  10. >Both of your LOVE combined defeats all the changelings.
  11. >After the battle Shining Armor admits defeat to your LOVE and you marry cadence.
  12. >You sit together with cadence a couple years later enjoying the night sky on your anniversary.
  13. >You LOVE her until the end.
  14.  
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  16.  
  17. >You are gale.
  18. >And currently you are in equestria.
  19. >T:”Gale help! Discords attacking and he stole the elements.
  20. >You follow Twilight to Discord.
  21. >D:”You think this human can stop me.
  22. “You’re right I can’t.
  23. >D:”Then why did they bring you here?”
  24. “Well I can’t stop you but Gale fon Fabre can!
  25. >You gather magic around you and transform.
  26. >You pull out your sword with your left hand and Discord makes a sword appear too and you fight.
  27. >Both of you are equally skilled and it’s a tough fight.
  28. >But not for long because of your secret attack.
  29. >MYSTIC ARTE!
  30. “Radiant Howl!”
  31. >D:”Wha-? He can’t finish because he is enveloped in a circle and you’re causing explosions in the circle with your hands.
  32. >After the attack Discord gets back up but he’s badly wounded.
  33. >D:”HA! I told you you could never defeat me.”
  34. >You start laughing.
  35. >D:”Why are you laughing?”
  36. “Because I know something that you do not.”
  37. >D:”And what would that be?”
  38. “Because Discord I” You switch your blade to your right hand. “am not left handed.”
  39. >D:”Crap.”
  40. >You defeat Discord and save equestria and become a hero.
  41.  
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  43.  
  44. >You are Wuten and you’re in equestria.
  45. “Where did all these OCs come from?!”
  46. >Oh wait you made them.
  47. >There are way too many.
  48. >What happened?
  49. >Wait a minute it probably has something to do with that mind spell twilight hit you with earlier.
  50. >What to do? What to do?
  51. >A light bulb appears above your head.
  52. >You have an idea.
  53. >You don your Solid Speghetti suit and grab your trusty Speghetti Box.
  54. >You sneak along in your box trying to find escaped OCs.
  55. >Hopefully nothing nasty came out of your mind.
  56. >Oh look its Sonic Boom.
  57. >You’re about to get up and say hi when you notice something wrong.
  58. >Why does she have a huge cock.
  59. >She’s not supposed to be there this isn’t a speghetti ending.
  60. >Yet.
  61. >You sneak over to giant cock Sonic Boom.
  62. >Your speghetti box surrounds her and you eat her.
  63. >She gets put back in your brain where she should be kept except for special occasions.
  64. >You see a group of OCs walking in a group.
  65. >You sneak into the middle of the road and plant a mine.
  66. >They walk over the mine and speghetti flies everywhere.
  67. >Well good thing that’s over.
  68. >You walk home and see Sonic Boom made out of speghetti.
  69. >S:”Hi dad!”
  70. “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!” You scream.
  71. >You jolt awake in bed and sit up.
  72. “Stupid 2 day old speghetti leftovers.” you whisper as you lay back down and go to sleep.
  73.  
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  75.  
  76. >You are Netherpony and  just arrived in Equestria.
  77. >You are brought to twilight.
  78. >T:”Who and what are you?”
  79. [spoiler]”I’m Anon and I’m a human.”[/spoiler]
  80. >T:”Can you say that again.?”
  81. [spoiler]”I’m Anon and I’m a human.”[/spoiler]
  82. >T:”Um. Is something wrong with you?”
  83. [spoiler]”What do you mean?”[/spoiler]
  84. >T:”There must be something wrong with it.”
  85. [spoiler]”What The hell are you talking about?”[/spoiler]
  86. >T:”Where is that black bar and beeping noises coming from?”
  87. >Oh yeah you forgot about that.
  88. >You facepalm and use some magic get rid of your spoilers.
  89. “Sorry about that I forgot it was even there.”
  90. >T:”Oh”
  91. >You talk to each other for awhile longer and stay in equestria and live a happy life.
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