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Split personality Anon. Anon & Pinkie Pie ch 1

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>You are Anon.
>And you are so happy right now!
>You think you may have made the best cupcakes ever today!
>You reach into your pockets and pull out your hands that now have oven mits on them.
>You don’t know how it works it just does.
>You’re gonna pull your awesome cupcakes out.
>You are Pinkie Pie and when did you start making cupcakes.
>They smell the same as your cupcakes but it’s 3 in the morning.
>You wouldn’t make cupcakes at 3 in the morning because that’s silly!
>You go over to the oven and open it to see oven mits grabbing a tray of cupcakes.
>You lean down to look through the oven and see a face of what looks like a hairless monkey.
>You are now Anon and what is that pink thing across from you in the oven.
>You do what any reasonable person like you would do and open a cabinet and jump through it and emerge from a cabinet in its kitchen.
>It’s not there anymore.
>You’re confused so you look through the oven again and the pink thing is looking at you also looking confused.
>You reach out through the oven and grab it and pull it back into its kitchen.
>You decide to say hi to it like you do to everybody.
“HII’MANONWHOAREYOUANDDOYOULIKEPARTYS!?”
>”HII’MPINKIEPIEWHOAREYOUANDDOYOULIKEPARTYS!?”
“Woah you just talked.”
>”Woah you just talked.”
“How are we copying each other?”
>”How are we copying each other?”
“I’ll talk first ok?”
>”Ok!” She says smiling.
“Hi I’m Anon who are you?”
>”Hi I’m Pinkie Pie! What are you?”
“You don’t know what I am?”
>”Nope.”
“Well I’m a human and I come from earth and speaking of which maybe I should leave.”
>You turn to look through the oven again to see that it’s a regular oven again.
“Well it looks like I won’t be going back.”
>”So what are you going to do now?”
>You think for a bit and decide you’re just gonna do what you do best.
“Do you like cupcakes and partys?”
>”OHMYGOSH I love both of those!”
“Then we should make cupcakes and party!”
>”We should do that but making cupcakes and partying at 3 in the morning would be silly.”
“Its 3 in the morning?”
>”Yep.”
>You look out a window and its dark outside.
“Oh”
>You get sad and color drains out of you.
>”You can do what I do?”
“What?” You say as you look up.
>”I’ll show you.”
>Her hair deflates and color drains from her.
“I’ve never met anyone who can do that besides me.”
>Her hair reinflates and her color returns.
>”It’s anyp0ny.”
“What?”
>”You say anyp0ny here.”
“Oh.”
>”It’s also somep0ny and everyp0ny.”
“Ok but if it’s night time what am I gonna do about that?”
>She stands up on her hind legs and starts rubbing her chin with her hoof.
>”How about we make some cupcakes since yours are gone now.
“Ok!” Your color returns to you at the mention of making cupcakes with somep0ny.
“Do you have [DATA EXPUNGED BECAUSE SECRET PINKIE PIE RECIPE]?
>”Wow that’s weird because that’s how I make my cupcakes.
“Really?”
>”Yep.”
“Ok then.”
>You open a cabinet and reach into it and pull out everything that you need all in one bowl.
>”You can grab things from anywhere too?”
“Yeah.”
“Wait does that mean you can too.”
>”Yeah I can do that.”
>To emphasise this she pulls a party favors out of her hair.
“Cool!”
>She puts the party favors back.
>”Lets get started on those cupcakes!”
“Actually I was thinking maybe I should start getting used to the different time of sleeping and go and try to sleep.”
>”Ok but you’ll have to meet my friends tomorrow then.”
“Are they nice like you?”
>”Of course they are silly filly.”
“Then that would be amazing!”
“So where would I sleep?”
>”The cellar so nop0ny freaks out when they notice you cause you’re from another world and thinks you’re a monster but I know you aren’t but they don’t.”
“Ok Pinkie but where is the cellar?”
>”Over here.” She says as she leads you to a door.
>”Here it is.”
“Thanks Pinkie.” You say as you give her a hug.
>”Don’t mention it.” She says as she returns it.
>You go down the cellar and open a barrel and start to pull a blanket out.
>It won’t come out.
>You pull harder and out it comes with Pinkie Pie holding onto the other end.
>”Woops.”
>She lets go and reaches back into the barrel pulling a pillow out.
>”Here you go.”
“Thanks again Pinkie.”
>”Good night.” she says as she jumps back into the barrel and then closing the barrel with her hoof.
>You make a makeshift bed and go to sleep.

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>You are Anon.
>And you are so happy right now!
>You think you may have made the best cupcakes ever today!
>You reach into your pockets and pull out your hands that now have oven mits on them.
>You don’t know how it works it just does.
>You’re gonna pull your awesome cupcakes out.
>You are Pinkie Pie and when did you start making cupcakes.
>They smell the same as your cupcakes but it’s 3 in the morning.
>You wouldn’t make cupcakes at 3 in the morning because that’s silly!
>You go over to the oven and open it to see oven mits grabbing a tray of cupcakes.
>You lean down to look through the oven and see a face of what looks like a hairless monkey.
>You are now Anon and what is that pink thing across from you in the oven.
>You do what any reasonable person like you would do and open a cabinet and jump through it and emerge from a cabinet in its kitchen.
>It’s not there anymore.
>You’re confused so you look through the oven again and the pink thing is looking at you also looking confused.
>You reach out through the oven and grab it and pull it back into its kitchen.
>You decide to say hi to it like you do to everybody.
“HII’MANONWHOAREYOUANDDOYOULIKEPARTYS!?”
>”HII’MPINKIEPIEWHOAREYOUANDDOYOULIKEPARTYS!?”
“Woah you just talked.”
>”Woah you just talked.”
“How are we copying each other?”
>”How are we copying each other?”
“I’ll talk first ok?”
>”Ok!” She says smiling.
“Hi I’m Anon who are you?”
>”Hi I’m Pinkie Pie! What are you?”
“You don’t know what I am?”
>”Nope.”
“Well I’m a human and I come from earth and speaking of which maybe I should leave.”
>You turn to look through the oven again to see that it’s a regular oven again.
“Well it looks like I won’t be going back.”
>”So what are you going to do now?”
>You think for a bit and decide you’re just gonna do what you do best.
“Do you like cupcakes and partys?”
>”OHMYGOSH I love both of those!”
“Then we should make cupcakes and party!”
>”We should do that but making cupcakes and partying at 3 in the morning would be silly.”
“Its 3 in the morning?”
>”Yep.”
>You look out a window and its dark outside.
“Oh”
>You get sad and color drains out of you.
>”You can do what I do?”
“What?” You say as you look up.
>”I’ll show you.”
>Her hair deflates and color drains from her.
“I’ve never met anyone who can do that besides me.”
>Her hair reinflates and her color returns.
>”It’s anyp0ny.”
“What?”
>”You say anyp0ny here.”
“Oh.”
>”It’s also somep0ny and everyp0ny.”
“Ok but if it’s night time what am I gonna do about that?”
>She stands up on her hind legs and starts rubbing her chin with her hoof.
>”How about we make some cupcakes since yours are gone now.
“Ok!” Your color returns to you at the mention of making cupcakes with somep0ny.
“Do you have [DATA EXPUNGED BECAUSE SECRET PINKIE PIE RECIPE]?
>”Wow that’s weird because that’s how I make my cupcakes.
“Really?”
>”Yep.”
“Ok then.”
>You open a cabinet and reach into it and pull out everything that you need all in one bowl.
>”You can grab things from anywhere too?”
“Yeah.”
“Wait does that mean you can too.”
>”Yeah I can do that.”
>To emphasise this she pulls a party favors out of her hair.
“Cool!”
>She puts the party favors back.
>”Lets get started on those cupcakes!”
“Actually I was thinking maybe I should start getting used to the different time of sleeping and go and try to sleep.”
>”Ok but you’ll have to meet my friends tomorrow then.”
“Are they nice like you?”
>”Of course they are silly filly.”
“Then that would be amazing!”
“So where would I sleep?”
>”The cellar so nop0ny freaks out when they notice you cause you’re from another world and thinks you’re a monster but I know you aren’t but they don’t.”
“Ok Pinkie but where is the cellar?”
>”Over here.” She says as she leads you to a door.
>”Here it is.”
“Thanks Pinkie.” You say as you give her a hug.
>”Don’t mention it.” She says as she returns it.
>You go down the cellar and open a barrel and start to pull a blanket out.
>It won’t come out.
>You pull harder and out it comes with Pinkie Pie holding onto the other end.
>”Woops.”
>She lets go and reaches back into the barrel pulling a pillow out.
>”Here you go.”
“Thanks again Pinkie.”
>”Good night.” she says as she jumps back into the barrel and then closing the barrel with her hoof.
>You make a makeshift bed and go to sleep.

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