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Anon and Vinyls liquid adventure

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  1. >You are Anon and the waiting is killing you.
  2. >You just faced Vinyl Scratch in the finale of the battle of the bands concert.
  3. >They’re taking forever even though you obviously won.
  4. >Fucking judges.
  5. >The waiting is taking so long you decide to drink.
  6. >You are now shitfaced.
  7. >You look to the other side of the bar in the stadium and Vinyl seems to have the same idea.
  8. >Fucking bitch.
  9. >Announcer:We now have the results.
  10. >Fucking finally.
  11. >Announcer:Its a tie!
  12. >You and Vinyl both stand up and yell at the same time.
  13. “WHAT!”
  14. >Both you and Vinyl run up to the judges.
  15. “This is bullshit! Everyone knows I’m better.”
  16. >”Your just jealous Anon.”
  17. “Oh really.”
  18. >”Yeah really.”
  19. >The guards pull you two away from each other before a fight breaks out.
  20. >G1”No fighting here or we kick you both out.”
  21. >V:”Fine. You. Me. Drinking contest. Now.”
  22. “Fine by me but we both know I’m gonna win.”
  23. >You both walk up to the bar.
  24. >V:”Give me two bottles of the hardest stuff you got.”
  25. >Bartender:”Are you sure?”
  26. >V:”Yes I’m sure now give me it before I knock your lights out.”
  27. >He gives Vinyl two bottles of something called “Sanguine’s Everclear Reserve”
  28. >You both down an entire bottle.
  29. >Darkness.
  30. >Open eyes.
  31. >Fuck its bright.
  32. >Why can’t you lift your left arm?
  33. >Look over.
  34. >Vinyl Scratch is cuddling you.
  35. >What the fuck happened?
  36. >Taking off some of the blanket you see that you are naked.
  37. >Great I’m a horse fucker now.
  38. >Moving your arm from under Vinyl you get out of bed and try to find your clothes.
  39. >You find them next to a bag.
  40. >Looking into the bag you see.... Oh shit.
  41. >All six of the elements of harmony and the princesses crowns.
  42. >Seriously what the fuck happened?
  43. >Looking around you’re in some kind of hotel.
  44. >After putting some clothes on you head out the door and down the stairs.
  45. >Downstairs and in the lodge is...Griffins?
  46. >Why are there Griffins?
  47. >Walk up to the check in griffin like you know why you’re here.
  48. “Umm excuse me?”
  49. >”What.”
  50. “Where am I?”
  51. >”You’re in Gryphonia.”
  52. “Surely you’re not talking about the land of the Griffins right?” You ask hopefully.
  53. >”You’re in the land of the Griffins. Deal with it.”
  54. >Fuck.
  55. “Would you by any chance know how we got here.”
  56. >”No but I saw you come in with a Griffin who goes by the name of Gilda dragging you and that ponies drunk asses in.”
  57. “Thanks.”
  58. >You go back upstairs and wait for Vinyl to wake up.
  59. >As you wait you try to process what happened last night.
  60. >All you remember is the alcohol and blacking out.
  61. >Vinyl stirs.
  62. >”Uhhh where am I?”
  63. “Gryphonia.”
  64. >”Wha who said... Oh its you.”
  65. “Yeah its me but we have bigger problems than where we are” You say as you grab everything in the bag to bring it out.
  66. >”What could possibly be.....” She sees the elements and the crowns in your hands.
  67. >”What the buck did we do?”
  68. “I have no idea.”
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