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Murphy's Penny Penis (NSFW)

By: lulzies on Nov 12th, 2012  |  syntax: None  |  size: 5.03 KB  |  hits: 177  |  expires: Never
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  1. For shits and giggles. Oh, and for Murphy as well. http://pastebin.com/u/MurphysPastebin
  2. PONYGONE LOVE: http://vocaroo.com/i/s1vP0uIZtbse
  3.  
  4. >”Murphy, are you sure you know what needs to be done?” Celestia asks once more.
  5. “Sure do, princess, I just need to go up there and make Luna feel better.” Says him, pushing up his green cap.
  6. >”Excellent! Be on your way now.” Celestia waves him off.
  7. >Murphy is the new court lute player, with his own brand of songs and tales.
  8. >While it wasn’t exactly welcomed warmly, it wasn’t turned a cold shoulder as well.
  9. >Since no guests or any other occasion was on today, Celestia decided he could help cheering up her dear old sister.
  10. >As for why she was upset, that is a whole another story.
  11. >About a certain human and their sexual tendencies.
  12. >Anywho, back to Murphy.
  13. >He knocks on the door once, and waits for the princess’ reply.
  14. >It goes silent for a while, before a faint voice is heard behind it.
  15. >”Wh-who is it?”
  16. “The lute player, princess, I’m here to entertain.”
  17. >Another moment of silence goes out, before the door unhinges.
  18. >”Enter.” The princess commands him.
  19. >He raises his lute, and enters the room with a single pluck.
  20. >A chord goes off, and it simply echoes across the room.
  21. >It was grand and spacious, unlike the Anons’ quarters.
  22. >”So, what song do you play?”
  23. “Any kind, mistress, just name it.”
  24. >”Hmmm, do you have anything that lets me get to the bottom of this?”
  25. >Murphy is stunned for a second, trying to process what she had just said.
  26. >Luna points at her tail repeatedly.
  27. >Murphy’s brain goes to work.
  28. >kissukissudesudesugiveherthedicku
  29. >OH.
  30. >Time to work his two fetishes.
  31. >He nods once and strums his lute again.
  32. >And he goes to work.
  33.  
  34. http://youtu.be/mDYNuD4CwlI
  35. Do you believe in anal, in a young mare's butt
  36. How the anal can free her, whenever it starts
  37. And it's anal, if the anal is poo-py
  38. It makes me forget about your sag-flat booby
  39. I'll tell you about the anal, and free your sphincter
  40. But it's like trying to tell a stallion 'bout hair critter
  41.  
  42. If you believe in anal don't bother with vag
  43. If it's just bad anal but no tights or gag
  44. Just go and end the facial with a smile
  45. It won't wipe off your face no matter how hard you try
  46. Your hooves start clopping and you can't seem to find
  47. How you got there, so just blow your mind
  48.  
  49. If you believe in anal, cum along with me
  50. We'll runt until morning 'til there's just you and me
  51. And maybe, if the anal is right
  52. I'll meet you tomorrow, it better stay tight
  53. And we'll go runting, baby, up till two
  54. How the magic's in the anal and the anal's in you
  55.  
  56. Yeah, do you believe in anal
  57. Yeah, believe in the anal of a young mare’s butt
  58. Believe in the anal that touch your gut
  59. Believe in the anal that can set you free
  60. Ohh, talking 'bout anal
  61.  
  62. Do you believe like I believe
  63. Do you believe in anal
  64. Do you believe like I believe
  65. Do you believe, believer
  66. Do you believe like I believe
  67. Do you believe in anal
  68.  
  69. >He ends the song, and looks to the princess.
  70. >It is her turn to be shocked, looking over Murphy with some degree of fear.
  71. >”No! I meant this!” Luna turns over and shows Murphy her entire plot.
  72. “Ooookay, I think I see the problem here, princess.” He could barely speak.
  73. >Murphy silently unzips his pants.
  74. >Unknown to Luna, Murphy’s fetish is anal and rape.
  75. >Unknown to him, Luna had a gum stuck to her tail.
  76.  
  77. >Murphy gently rubs the end of his penis on Luna’s road less taken.
  78. >He did it ever so gently, while distracting her by rubbing her tail.
  79. >However, Murphy did not see the gum that plagued Luna so much.
  80. “Princess, how about an instrument to satisfy you?”
  81. >”I do not know why you’d word it that way, but do go on.”
  82. “Very well, as you command…” A big wide grin arches over his face.
  83. “I will play you… My flute.” Murphy readies his penis.
  84. >In a flash of a second, he shafts Luna with his pride and power.
  85. >Luna shrieks out in pain, and begins to struggle immediately.
  86. >”Player, what are you-“
  87. >Murphy holds both of her legs in place, just to avoid getting kicked.
  88. >He keeps on thrusting, ignoring the slew of insult and threats.
  89. “Looks like I’m having my own moon landing here!” He shouts. “Gah, it’s so tight! Is it vacuum?”
  90. >Murphy reaches out and hugs Luna close, making sure to grab her horn.
  91. “What’s wrong princess? Let’s investigate this crater!”
  92. >Murphy shouts again, only ravaging the lunar princess harder.
  93. “I believe I need to plant my flag here…” Murphy whispers, reaching his climax quite quickly.
  94. >He also notices how Luna had gone suddenly silent.
  95. >Her warm liquids were all over his legs, was that normal?
  96. >Murphy neared his end, and finally released all of his load inside.
  97. >He slowly pulled out, but something stopped him.
  98. >Something else pulled back on him!
  99. >Murphy looked down to see some sticky substance all over his penis.
  100. >It certainly wasn’t Luna’s, or his.
  101. >Is that a gum?
  102. >Horror etches over his face, not before him noticing the crazed look Luna had.
  103. >He was in a sticky situation.
  104.  
  105. Hah.