- 4
- >You land back in your house, Ponyville.
- >Discord already made himself comfortable, lazing around your couch.
- >He also brought in some cotton candy and a glass of chocolate milk.
- >You search for something to eat.
- >“Anon.” He calls.
- >“Yeah?”
- >”Have some of these. It will make you feel better.” He hands you a platter of cotton candy.
- >You have a sweet tooth.
- >Of course you’ll take it.
- >As you work your way through the food, Discord starts talking.
- >”You know what’s lacking in Equestria right now?”
- >”Whut?” You’re still eating.
- >”Chaos.” Discord leans forward.
- >”Every pony is living the same, normal life.” Discord yawns. “Boring.”
- >”So, why don’t we spice it up a little? Change the world?”
- >”I don’t know man, they are pretty cool with me and-“
- >”They’re with Celestia.”
- >”DOWN WITH PONIES”
- >At this point, you’re sick of Celestia.
- >She thinks she can do whatever she wants, just because she is a god.
- >Actually, that is a pretty good reason.
- >Love and tolerance my ass.
- >”Well, I’m going to stretch and go for a walk. Coming?” Discord stretches his back, heading for the door.
- >”Nah, I’ll be fine.” You clean up your mess.
- >”Sometimes, you bore me too.” Discord says, closing the door.
- >You look outside, making sure Discord is away.
- >You reach into your pocket, and take out the blue rose.
- >You bring out a small vase, fill it with water, and place the rose in it.
- >You don’t forget to add a bit of soap, it kills the air bubbles that formed when the flower was cut.
- >That will keep it alive.
- >You place the flower on your bed stand.
- >You take off your tie, shirt, and jump into bed.
- >Today sucked.
- >You are greeted by a nice doze of chocolate milk rain.
- >You also notice the pink clouds.
- >Freaking Discord.
- >He was a troll, nothing you can’t handle, but he was also like a bro to you.
- >You’d let out all your problems on that guy.
- >Not that he would give an effective solution on it.
- >He was the bloody spirit of chaos.
- >You turn over.
- >”Good morning, honey.” Discord is lying next to you.
- >”Jesus fuck Christ!” You roll off the bed.
- >Discord laughed heartily for a moment, before helping you up.
- >You get some clean clothes and head into the shower.
- >Half-way through, you start to smell chocolate.
- >You realize the shower water is chocolate milk.
- >”DIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD”
- >Over the door, you can hear him laugh.
- >Soon, you had your normal water.
- >Today, seeing how rainy it was- you sling a black hooded jacket over your normal attire.
- >”Ready for the day, Anon?” Discord gives another mischievous smile.
- >You give thumbs up and go outside.
- >You put your hood over right away.
- >No need to get chocolate milk on your hair.
- >Outside, you can see Ponyville is in chaos.
- >Is that… a giant marshmallow pony?
- >”Wow, Discord.” You say.
- >”You’ve really out done yourself.”
- >The two of you high five.
- >”You know what, Anon?”
- >”What?”
- >”You are a bit chaotic yourself.”
- >”Only when I’m in the mood.”
- >”Well then, let’s make it all the time!”
- >Discord hands you a cup of golden drink.
- >”This is the essence of chaos. I want you to have it.”
- >”Gee, thanks.” You take the cup, looking over.
- >”No need to thank me, just a way of saying thanks after releasing me.”
- >You take a clean shot from the drink.
- >It feels like chocolate milk.
- >You glance over to Discord, disapprovingly.
- >”What? I had to make it taste like something.”
- >”Discord. How did you get this?”
- >”I just took it from myself. I got plenty of juice with me. Can’t be the god of chaos without juice.”
- >You drop the cup.
- >You feel an odd sensation on your stomach, crawling up to your head.
- >You wonder if this is what it feels like to be high.
- >Suddenly, you feel very ecstatic.
- >Yep.
- >”Now, Anon, let’s go cause some chaos.”
- >You smirk. “Oh, do let’s.”
- >Applejack looks around the market place.
- >Due to the strange weather, no pony wants to come out.
- >Suddenly, Anon comes running in.
- >”Hey! Anon, great to see you again pardner!” She calls out to the human.
- >He ignores her, and produces a strange bottle from his hand.
- >It starts to light on fire.
- >Applejack shouts again.
- >”Careful with that, Anon!”
- >Anon turns to face her, giving a wolfish grin.
- >He turns to a random house, and throws the bottle to it.
- >The bottle cracks, and with it, came fires.
- >Anon kept throwing those bottles all over the town, causing quite a damage.
- >You know, looking over the fact the town was in fire.
- >Applejack neared Anon.
- >”Oh hi, Applejack, how’s your day.” You gesture a rifle at a fleeing pony, making gun noises.
- >”Anon, what the hay are you doing?”
- >”I’m just making things more exciting, that’s all.”
- >”With me.” Discord comes up from your back scaring Applejack.
- >Applejack quickly runs off, something about elements of harmony.
- >You conjure up an actually rifle, bolt-action- just like the ones you always dreamed of.
- >A bit heavy through.
- >You run around town, shooting anything that moved.
- >Well, that was your plan anyway.
- >Your lack of experience in firearms as well as physical strength didn’t really help.
- >But forget that, you had your Longshot rifle from Gears.
- >”Anon! Think fast!” Discord throws another cup of chaos essence.
- >You sigh and take the drink.
- >You feel much, much lighter.
- >”Thanks, Dis. I needed a boost.”
- >”No problem, Anon.” He replied, turning a chicken into a brick.
- >You see a dark cloud over in the horizon.
- >Upon closer inspection with the scope, you realize it is the guards.
- >”Discord, we’re going to have company!” You shout, throwing a Gnasher shotgun at him.
- >He takes it eagerly, testing out some shots.
- >”Anon, I have to say, you have the weirdest chaoses.”
- >”Don’t even get me started, Discord.” You smile.
- >You dig deep.
- >Literally.
- >You look over the horizon the group getting closer now.
- >You have two lines of black camo ink over your cheeks, with a helmet.
- >Discord rises next to you, wearing the same helmet with some plants stuck to it.
- >Is that a carrot?
- >Pinkie is next to you as well, same helmet.
- >”Pinkie?” You turn to the pink mare.
- >”What are you doing Anon?”
- >”We’re hunting rabbits.” You mutter taking aim.
- >One unlucky guard in sight.
- >You pull the trigger, leaving the once-proud guard into a bloody pulp.
- >”Hey, that wasn’t very nice, he could be hurt!”
- >You turn to the pink pony.
- >You can read fear in her eyes.
- >Anon’s been acting strangely today.
- >Pinkie shrinks as the new Anon towers over her, with his magic stick.
- >He looks much different, especially his eyes.
- >He has multiple rings of colours in his eyes, alternating from green, white, sea green in a random fashion.
- >The rain is starting to melt away the lines of black paint on his face, slowly dripping down, like tears.
- >Pinkie winces.
- >You look over the frightened mare.
- >You are about to pull the trigger on her, but you realize she was the nicest pony here.
- >”Pinkie.” You call.
- >She does not respond.
- >Discord fires off few shots.
- >”Run.” You bring yourself to her eye level.
- >As if on cue, Pinkie runs away, hopefully far away.
- >Now to focus, you have company.
- >You come out of your dirt bunker.
- >”Major, Discord, how many of our forces remain?”
- >”Two, sergeant.” Discord fixes his hat.
- >”Celestia help us.”
- >”Copy that, sergeant.”
- >You two laugh like little children, before the town is bombarded with streaks of lighting.
- >The two of you stand uncaringly, firing off your rifles once in a while.
- >Each shot ends a guard, or brings down a chariot.
- >You are having fun.
- >You suddenly realize the two of you are surrounded.
- >”Give up, Anon. We out-number you.”
- >You shrug.
- >”More fun this way.”
- >All the guards leap towards you.
- >You shoot, reload, shoot again.
- >The bullets go through pony armor like hot knife through butter.
- >Once they’re close enough, you start swinging the rifle like a club.
- >You knock out several guards.
- >You notice a guard behind Discord.
- >You pull back the rifle, letting out the empty bullet.
- >You insert a round, aim and fire.
- >The bullet knocks the Pegasus right over, preventing any harm to your chaotic friend.
- >You start laughing.
- >This is hilarious.
- >You start laughing like crazy.
- >You probably are already crazy.
- >The fun is over soon.
- >All of the guards are either dead, or incapacitated.
- >You go around hitting some to make sure.
- >You’re bored.
- >”Anon.” Discord calls.
- >”Yeah?”
- >”You’re grazed up real bad. Take more of the juice.”
- >Discord throws another cup.
- >This time, you gladly take it.
- >You throw the cup over your shoulder, and it explodes.
- >Discord seems surprised by the development.
- >Before he could say anything else, two alicorns swoop down to the charred town.
- >The rain stopped now.
- >You see Celestia and Luna.
- >”Anon! What do you think you are doing?” Celestia calls out.
- >Both of them land in front of you and Discord.
- >You bow.
- >”Ah, glad to have the most honoured guests in this fine evening.”
- >You take each of their hooves, and you kiss them.
- >The two aren’t amused.
- >”Anon. You will stop all these nonsense now.”
- >Your left eye twitches.
- >”No.” You give a maddened smile.
- >Suddenly, you’re thrown off the ground, face first into the mud.
- >Discord is strangely quiet.
- >You rise, only to sit down on the ground.
- >You hum a tune and look at the two alicorns, who ready to finish you.
- >Celestia finally notices your face.
- >”Anon, what did Discord do to you?”
- >You look up innocently.
- >Luna gives you a disgusted look- to be fair through, what else can you expect.
- >You stand.
- >”Discord shared some of his ‘essence of chaos’ with me.” You answer.
- >”Now, I feel great.”
- >The two sisters look at each other in horror.
- >”And.” You stop the sisters. “Discord is already in Canterlot, ruining everything he can touch.”
- >You both look at them innocently, slowly giving a crazed laugh.
- >The two alicorns fly away quickly, mumbling between each other.
- >You sit next to a guard who is slowly regaining his consciousness.
- >He looks familiar…
- >”Jeff?” You ask, joy slowly rising.
- >The guard gulps and looks to you.
- >Oh no, it’s that crazy human in the library.
- >”Jeff!” You bring the guard out of the ground.
- >Kill me. Kill me.” Jeff keeps mumbling to himself.
- >”It’s alright Jeff, I’ll take good care of you.” You slip the pony under your arm, and you trot off.
- >The survivors of the attack could only hear Jeff’s cry for help.
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